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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 6:11am On Jul 21, 2021
raumdeuter:
Protection wey you do no cost any money, The fight one, can you use it to challenge the heavyweight champion?
Can you get the one that involves scoreline? Okay you wont use it to make money just to brag here. Is that okay?
To make money must involve human sacrifice? Dem don scam you taytay
Protection own cost money ooo ... And purchase of items like egg,lizard and other things I won't mention here... I wasn't scammed... I have chewed blades and bottles severally trust me dayo if you try it( without having what I have in my blood then) you will pieces your tongue... Most charms requires sacrife in form of blood...some requires cock,tortoise, white ram,white goat with black spots etc....
Prediction own is impossible.football is a game watched on television. Then for real life own ,make research most of Nigerian professional footballers has spiritual fortifications. Before matches most teams do spiritual clearances.
On challenging world heavy weight champions? Sir I no sabi boxing.. If you wear ring finish and you no sabi box how you wan take win fight?... Secondly most professional fighters has charms too abi you think say no only naija dey do sorcery? Oyibo know am pas us sef so if i kari hit and chop grass meet AJ wey my hand no fit reach his jaw ,and he use hit and fall twice on me na die go be the result.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 10:37pm On Jul 20, 2021
raumdeuter:
So you did not want to be rich or use these things to make money for yourself?
Yes sir... Because of the ritual involved... Anybody wey meet baba to become rich must I repeat must either sacrife human or a part of his body or sacrifice in other forms like running mad for days,sleeping with a corpse and others...this is not nollywood na e dey play e dey show....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 10:33pm On Jul 20, 2021
airmark:
Happy for you.

Mine is to make Dayo chop grass when next he visits Naija and gets him recorded. grin
Hit and chop grass? Lol... Baba wey I know that does it then was porpular in igala land nah(akpanya precisely)... If u wan do that one u go buy raw egg with ur money,use ur hand drop am in front of shrine ,baba go do incantations in your presence,give u ,u go break am ,for ur eye korokoro na 2+ ring u go see inside... Wear am for your middle finger shikina... Anybody wey doubt am for here and na naija u dey make we bet 100k and na u go pay baba oo, make I send am my address and number immediately... E dey play e dey show... Or una wey dey yanky any day una come home make we reason am abi una get sacrificial lamb wey una go send?...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 10:25pm On Jul 20, 2021
raumdeuter:
Ebuka can you help with EPL scores for August? Some of us wan chop money
Sir dayo I didn't do jazz for that one... Then na protection own I do and it worked for me... I used chewing bottle to scare away enemies then if I enter gbese and sense danger... I will use it to cast fear into their minds and then vamoose.... Simple
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 3:33pm On Jul 20, 2021
seankafor:
that blade fit be carbon copy or paper blade bro..
Watch that video and see all the tricks unraveled
Guy don't say what you don't know... I am from Enugu ezike.when I was still doing street I went far and came back, Razor blades or any sharp object can't cut my body then. I had guys that guns can't penetrate their bodies... Korkoro e dey play e dey show... If anybody here doubt me I'll drop my contact here, meet me at nsukka I will take u to okopi or eze ekwensu( the popular man with 47 wives from Enugu ezike) or oke ojobor make u know whatsup... Jazz dey..every jazz get wetin dey spoil am,they will tell u...mine then was was never to drink water from stainless cup or eat from pot.... Believe me
I spoilt that shit about 4 years ago after I truely gave my life to Christ sha.
CrimeRe: Four Women Arrested For Selling Donkey Meat In Edo (Photos) by Ebukacute(m): 6:03am On Jul 15, 2021
The meat sweet .... E no dey done quick sha... Release those woman jor!! Dem no commit any crime.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ebukacute(m): 12:34pm On Jul 13, 2021
airmark:
Robbed ko Abonikied ni. grin
Haqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaq grin grin
Scummies and dumbness sha
Rap BattlesHelp Me With The Name Of This Erigga Song. by Ebukacute(op):
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 11:29am On Jul 12, 2021
donstan18:
You can imagine him having the audacity to say that I’m more concerned on Mount agenda than the success of Chelsea.

Someone that supports Buhari, proudly created a fanatical moniker to hype Buhari, he’ll have to tell us why he chose Buhari agenda over the safety of Nigerians. cheesy
No mind am boss...
Ruffhandle am for us
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 11:02am On Jul 12, 2021
donstan18:
But you support Buhari, despite his negligence over fullani killings. cheesy

Do you as well care for the safety of Nigerians or you are more concerned about your god Buhari?

I mean, have you ever preached about the safety of Nigerians the way you were supporting Buhari that even made you create Buharifanatics? cheesy
Odogwu!!!! Cat with 9 lives!!!! You always fine a way to stay on top.. Amusiri GI ike boy!!! grin
SportsRe: Real Madrid Unveil Photos Of Their New Bernabeu Stadium With Retractable Roof by Ebukacute(m): 6:37am On Jul 08, 2021
Fvvvck Nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 5:56am On Jul 08, 2021
User09:
Just been unbanned by the antispam bot.

I have to tell u guys though. It was really painful having to read all that Jorginho carping from Ibime especially with all the sublime responses I had for all his comical lines.

To all the haters, Let me just put it out there that Jorginho will be renewing his contract soon and given his playing style; he'll most likely be playing well into his mid 30's.

Oh...did u also know that Jorgiboy has an exceptional injury record. He was last injured in 2014 and just for 7 days. He's probably top 10 for the most minutes in international football this year still.....

So u'll be wailing for a long long time to come
Legend... My beloved jorginho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 10:02pm On Jul 07, 2021
Ibime:
lol. Regista wey dey make 30 passes in 120 minutes.

You must have forgotten the meaning of regista.

Not my regista!
Yea he is my own regista not yours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 4:11pm On Jul 07, 2021
From Maurizio sarri
To frank lampard
To Thomas tuchel
To Mancini.
Dude is still silencing his haters and dishing out L's to them... Na only hate dem go fit hate u but just like mason mount onukwube jorginho always comes out on top.. My regista.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 4:02pm On Jul 07, 2021
odizeey:
E no far again. cheesy
We go shut down the other side.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 1:38pm On Jul 07, 2021
odizeey:
Guys are just waiting for the to lose.

God. The trolling will be out of this world.
I swear... Na only atum go fit help his ass :Poo because I no go lie, I go follow troll oooo tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 1:29pm On Jul 07, 2021
lordfalcao:
Argentina should win this copa America so he can drag the where is his international trophy people to the mud smiley
And if he doesn't, the "Argentine bottler" gang will drag his ass along with his fans.... Football sha grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 6:16am On Jun 30, 2021
raumdeuter:
Home-made punch sef dey wey be say dem g don cook weed inside. After money don low and dem dey find cheap ways of getting high

And there is always a friend where you dare not eat or drink at his house cos Igbo must be in everything
Egbon!!!! You be street boy I swear.... I can relate
PhonesRe: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by Ebukacute(m): 5:30pm On Jun 28, 2021
Hola .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ebukacute(m): 7:29am On Jun 28, 2021
thorrvik55:
Shey the Balond'or way this one dey talk about na the one way dem dey sell for Lagos Traffic? cheesy cheesy
Balloon door... You fit buy am for upper iweka.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 4:54pm On Jun 26, 2021
BlueAngel444:
please your picture is it the updated version or OGS
Even Ogs too taya for dia mata
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 3:29pm On Jun 26, 2021
hensben:
I agree with you on this one. So overrated. Look at dele alli. They are pampered babies, all thanks to their house. They crumble under pressure for their national team.
You agree with him? You agree with him that even harry Kane ,grealish,walker,Jamie vardy, Jason Sancho,mason Mount, foden and many others are not talented and special but kai havertz is? I mean Harry chinedu Kane and jack adeola grealish ain't talented but kai haruna havertz is?
Chai!!!!!

RomanceRe: What You Dislike While Eating In Someone's House by Ebukacute(m): 2:02pm On Jun 26, 2021
shamsin6300:
Mad ooo
You can so relate to this.
E don do me severally... grin
E dey pain...especially when u have been saving the meat until when u are done eating,resisting the temptations of having a bite then one small pikin go come chook hand pick the meat,....kai!
RomanceRe: What You Dislike While Eating In Someone's House by Ebukacute(m): 1:10pm On Jun 26, 2021
shamsin6300:
You will feel like to give him a hard knock on his head.
But still u go dey smile give am as the parents dey bark on him/her... " leave him ma, he is just playing' grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 1:22pm On Jun 22, 2021
So in conclusion,
Iniesta na Spanish DADAless iwobi
Bisquites na Spanish DADAless chalobah..EOD.. If e vex you enter ariaria market for Aba and shout sai baba.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ebukacute(m): 11:18am On Jun 22, 2021
afrodoc2:
Eat grass?
Yes doc grass... G.R.A.S.S
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 11:02am On Jun 21, 2021
[quote author=donstan18 post=102935194][/quote]Iniedo na spanish iwobi wey no get Dada..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 7:36am On Jun 21, 2021
35 goals in 16 years? shocked shocked shocked shocked
Spanish iwobi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 1:29pm On Jun 16, 2021
airmark:
Bag of beans - 27 goals in 84 matches

Giroud - 46 goals in 108 matches

Do your maths to know that a striker like Giroud, that i don't rate, has outperformed your bag of beans for France. grin

Score he no go score, na to dey hear Benzema participates in build ups as if he is a bricklayer.
Senior man, na full werey you be grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 7:13am On Jun 16, 2021
Same people wey they yab Mount with his work rate ,na them now want make we accept havertz own... Distance covered in first half ko distance covers in second three quarter ni..
If most of una continue like this ,very soon we would have many raumdos here..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 10:09pm On Jun 15, 2021
Havertz10:
you should consider comedy, you are gifted cheesy
Consider loving mount Jude. He is gifted
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 10:38am On Jun 15, 2021
Havertz10:
because they are trolling dayo with mount, you think it means that they are regarding him as a star cheesy

2 assists from open play in 36 games


My guy dey reminisce
OK he is not a star. He is a legend? Gulder?
33?
Guinness?
Trophy?
Heniken ?
Budweiser?

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