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Food › Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by Ebukacute(m): 1:52pm On Dec 24, 2023
BigDawsNet:
For now... I'm have early breakfast after working overnight... I'm visiting church, then later to my family to eat some rice...

Tho main rice and chicken is tommor..

You all invited
Invited where? How?
When this life go balance sef
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 1:50pm On Dec 24, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Respect Nicolas Jackson
huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 1:30pm On Dec 24, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
ugochukwu na your brother o cheesy
Na 3 points I need jare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 1:13pm On Dec 24, 2023
What are okirika Jackson and broja doing in this starting eleven. Whodafvck is ugochukwu in this must win match. If wolves doesn't win this game then it's our luck
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 1:09pm On Dec 24, 2023
See the rubbish line up ... This man is more foooolish than ten hag
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 9:32pm On Dec 17, 2023
Bluelines69:
Very sweet finish, but them need to involve am more….Odegaard still dey run him position
You're right
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 4:49pm On Dec 17, 2023
Bluelines69:
Are Arsenal players avoiding Kai? E no dey see ball touch sef
He don touch ball enter net ooo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ebukacute(m): 10:17am On Dec 17, 2023
monerozi5590:
Pep has won just one of of his last 6 EPL games but we are not hearing noise oh but let it be Ancelotti and you will be hearing noise like ' stupid old man bla bla bla " nonsense.
Don't mind them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 4:43am On Dec 14, 2023
3900....i dey here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ebukacute(m): 6:00pm On Dec 09, 2023
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ebukacute(m): 5:40pm On Dec 09, 2023
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 2:15pm On Dec 07, 2023
dostr4:
ishi okporoko grin grin
Popiziano they said your coach is stock fish head
Is he not? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 9:04am On Dec 07, 2023
andrewbaba44:
Since lukaku signed for Chelsea he has been out scoring all Chelsea players while there and when we went out on Loan ,but he is not good enough grin
Louder
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 7:43am On Dec 07, 2023
We went from having strong players that hardly gets injured like azipilicueter, jorginho ,mount, rudiger and the rest that cannot not stay out of 4 matches in rehab to having players who a little shove in training will give them a season long injury. What then did we gain by selling all those players tuchel won ucl with to sing this expensive glass legs that pulisic a know doctor is better than.
Almost all the players we sold are doing very well for their various clubs why we rely on players that mancity rejected every match day to save our drowning ass. Imagine rejecting lukaku and vlahovic for Jackson that has not proven himself anywhere, and some fans here were celebrating it. Funny how they are now waiting for the second coming of lavia and nkuku to come again in glory like they are
Ronaldo and casemiro. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 7:31am On Dec 07, 2023
afrodoc2:
Your manager is an otondo.

1) Play left footed Cucurella at RB = hamper the ability to play out of the right side of defence.
2) Play CB Colwill at LB = hamper the ability to play out of the left side of defence.
3) Press Man Utd with only 2 or 3 players = improve Man Utd's ability to play out of defence.

If there was a code to make Man Utd look good, he cracked it.
So dumb. When the fool decided to introduce James, he then removed cucurella the only player doing well as at then. Why not start cucurella on his wing , start James on his right wing , mbanu! ishi okporoko chose to do his rubbish experiments against man utd. huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 10:53pm On Dec 06, 2023
Who do we blame now? Havertz, mount or jorginho😄😄😄
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 10:52pm On Dec 06, 2023
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Cry shekpites cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 9:59pm On Dec 06, 2023
Lamentations 😁😁😁
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 9:08pm On Dec 06, 2023
Who get link abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 7:24am On Dec 05, 2023
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 2:30pm On Dec 03, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
🚨OFFICIAL! Chelsea XI to take on Brighton!

Sanchez, Disasi, Badiashile, Silva, Colwill, Fernandez, Gallagher, Caicedo, Sterling, Jackson, Mudryk

(Via Chelseafc)


no nkunku on the bench I'm being starved oh well,palmer on the bench.

he received small knock during training,we are winning this game
See rubbish line up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 4:32pm On Dec 02, 2023
raumdeuter:
I dey suspect say you fit be otem alternate

I first think say na Emaprince but as e be say na you be dibia na you be main suspect

I still dey investigate
You will fail as a prophet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 4:32pm On Dec 02, 2023
raumdeuter:
Yes o. No one has that guys confidence

Naija music legend
Hehehe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 3:11pm On Dec 02, 2023
raumdeuter:
Vic o
Your role model?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 3:10pm On Dec 02, 2023
OasisX:
😅😅😅

.....we dey yarn name of Artist(s) wey get hits pass 2baba. LOL!
😄😄 I know.. all these rubbish wey you and your alternates dey yan for here gats stop
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 1:54pm On Dec 02, 2023
OasisX:
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....to be fair, P² get more hits than 2baba. Even 9ice get more than him.
See this wicked abroadian😄😄😄.
What did you just say
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Experienced Outdoor Sex Share Your Experience by Ebukacute(m): 12:09am On Nov 23, 2023
Starboytwo:
200 level, lead hostel. Tanke.



Exam hall, soc 217, I don copy person tire, so I relax. But I keep observing one babe, she no dey write anything and not even trying.

You know that 30 minutes more and everybody trying to finish up, so I whispered, how far, which one you dey do? She shrugged, like this I don't care something, even me surprised.

So she lift her booklet and I saw she only wrote the questions, nothing more.

We swapped, and I helped her download from the guy beside me. We met outside hall, talk small, bought egg roll etc, you know the drill.

I dropped my phone inside person bag before we enter hall, we see the person we no see bag. This girl waited with me till evening, we left together...

Around 10pm, she called, say make we go night class together, say she dey on her way, make I jam am for school. I told her to meet me at the junction I dropped instead and we'd go together.

I jam am for junction, she asked, where my bag? Oh, it's at home, just down the street.

We got home, initially she stood, wanting me pick my books and get gone but I told her, nobody dey go night class by 10pm na, 11 or 11:30 boys go dey fall in.

We bleeped, I did maybe like 4 - 5 minutes. Later she said I bleeped like an old man embarassed embarassed

Watchu mean angry I was being respectful, we just met blah blah. She told me, if I gotta Bleep someone, Bleep her like crazy, damn. For real??

If you know ilorin, he dey always Hot. So we moved bed outside, just behind the window of my neighbor. To be honest, I just wanted to cuddle under the wrapper and shii.

Then she started, twirling like snake(that's her sex move)using her tongue to touch my ear, licking my nipple, I be like, yuh! there's some two girls behind this window and they gon see things.

Then she climbed me, remove her top, bare breast. She said, let them see. shocked shocked

I was really not comfortable tbh, but that "old man shii" she said earlier got me embarrassed, then and there we bleeped again, this time I try small, and I go harder, and she was a moaner. I keep using my hand to suppress her chants. Damn. That girl na case..

I ain't never seen a girl so uninterested in school work. She just love to bleep. She 18 or 19 but that girl don go far inside life. Drug, sex, smoke . She know many people, she always has money. She always buy item7(popular eatery) come my hostel. My guys like her, she always bring smoke and pills. She sure.

Oh, 1 time I travelled home to lag, she also came to Lagos. As a mushin boy, I took her to inside ghetto (akala) omo, like 3 different bahd guys na him dey greet am. That day I was so mad, whaaat shocked shocked dem know you for here too??
See lamba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 8:09am On Nov 22, 2023
Griffon:
No. I love the fact Tim held the fort while the International break passed away.
You'll just wake up to 10 pages of back and forth Amala turning. With everyone of them repeating same lines they have been dropping since last week. E reach to taya pesin jor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ebukacute(m): 6:48am On Nov 22, 2023
Una no dey taya? Make one pesin use RC swallow this L nah make we see road read updates abeg. Haba grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 6:40am On Nov 22, 2023
Ibime:
Na my brother pick the bill, I resemble Maga?

When him come for return leg, I go take am go Mama Calabar, £50 go bust him belle.

Imagine this plantain inside whisky. Based on the boujie settings, I come dey reason say if I chop the plantain after I finish the whisky, whether dem go look me like razz guy?

Meanwhile see moi moi wey go Harvard.
I no see wetin resemble moi moi for there ooo grin or is it just me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ebukacute(m): 6:36am On Nov 22, 2023
Realmrsean:
what of the court and judiciary that gave it a pass to stand? undecided
Which court and judiciary? Those ones wey u fit use 1500 bribe?. Remove your eyes from the judiciary baba. Dem dey buy inec come be judiciary. grin

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