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OasisX:
😅😅😅

.....we dey yarn name of Artist(s) wey get hits pass 2baba. LOL!

😄😄 I know.. all these rubbish wey you and your alternates dey yan for here gats stop

OasisX:


....to be fair, P² get more hits than 2baba. Even 9ice get more than him.

See this wicked abroadian😄😄😄.
What did you just say

Starboytwo:
200 level, lead hostel. Tanke.



Exam hall, soc 217, I don copy person tire, so I relax. But I keep observing one babe, she no dey write anything and not even trying.

You know that 30 minutes more and everybody trying to finish up, so I whispered, how far, which one you dey do? She shrugged, like this I don't care something, even me surprised.

So she lift her booklet and I saw she only wrote the questions, nothing more.

We swapped, and I helped her download from the guy beside me. We met outside hall, talk small, bought egg roll etc, you know the drill.

I dropped my phone inside person bag before we enter hall, we see the person we no see bag. This girl waited with me till evening, we left together...

Around 10pm, she called, say make we go night class together, say she dey on her way, make I jam am for school. I told her to meet me at the junction I dropped instead and we'd go together.

I jam am for junction, she asked, where my bag? Oh, it's at home, just down the street.

We got home, initially she stood, wanting me pick my books and get gone but I told her, nobody dey go night class by 10pm na, 11 or 11:30 boys go dey fall in.

We bleeped, I did maybe like 4 - 5 minutes. Later she said I bleeped like an old man

Watchu mean I was being respectful, we just met blah blah. She told me, if I gotta Bleep someone, Bleep her like crazy, damn. For real??

If you know ilorin, he dey always Hot. So we moved bed outside, just behind the window of my neighbor. To be honest, I just wanted to cuddle under the wrapper and shii.

Then she started, twirling like snake(that's her sex move)using her tongue to touch my ear, licking my nipple, I be like, yuh! there's some two girls behind this window and they gon see things.

Then she climbed me, remove her top, bare breast. She said, let them see.

I was really not comfortable tbh, but that "old man shii" she said earlier got me embarrassed, then and there we bleeped again, this time I try small, and I go harder, and she was a moaner. I keep using my hand to suppress her chants. Damn. That girl na case..

I ain't never seen a girl so uninterested in school work. She just love to bleep. She 18 or 19 but that girl don go far inside life. Drug, sex, smoke . She know many people, she always has money. She always buy item7(popular eatery) come my hostel. My guys like her, she always bring smoke and pills. She sure.

Oh, 1 time I travelled home to lag, she also came to Lagos. As a mushin boy, I took her to inside ghetto (akala) omo, like 3 different bahd guys na him dey greet am. That day I was so mad, whaaat dem know you for here too??

See lamba

Griffon:
No. I love the fact Tim held the fort while the International break passed away.

You'll just wake up to 10 pages of back and forth Amala turning. With everyone of them repeating same lines they have been dropping since last week. E reach to taya pesin jor

Una no dey taya? Make one pesin use RC swallow this L nah make we see road read updates abeg. Haba

Ibime:
Na my brother pick the bill, I resemble Maga?

When him come for return leg, I go take am go Mama Calabar, £50 go bust him belle.

Imagine this plantain inside whisky. Based on the boujie settings, I come dey reason say if I chop the plantain after I finish the whisky, whether dem go look me like razz guy?

Meanwhile see moi moi wey go Harvard.

I no see wetin resemble moi moi for there ooo or is it just me

Realmrsean:
what of the court and judiciary that gave it a pass to stand?

Which court and judiciary? Those ones wey u fit use 1500 bribe?. Remove your eyes from the judiciary baba. Dem dey buy inec come be judiciary.

No state can be compared to the madness wike did in Rivers this past election. Whoever is in support of that or celebrated that barbaric act should have his head checked.

Let's see how he will wriggle out of this trap he is about to enter 😁

Egbon Dayo dey craze I swear.
As otem collect e don sure me say this night go interesting die.

Kimbeast:
Hope its clear now that sterling remains our best attacker. I didn't see you post screenshot from Twitter or match ratings on Sunday. I wonder why?

Don't mind them na...

airmark:
Ikebe lover spotted. Batty boy.

Your papa

raumdeuter:
Wetin I tell people about airmark opinion on football?

Lol...I don't even have time to dig up the rubbish they said about Sterling then. Citadel of clowns.

Congratulations segedinho.
Make sure you raise him in the ways of otem. Start now.

Uganda tales everywhere. Ndi stolen pot of ogbono soup
Ashewo beer palor that year.

Thanks to you all my friends for your prayers and wishes. It really helped. To be first born for enugu ezike no be moi moi... I see nwiiii but to God be the glory, she was burried successfuly yesterday.

Thanks to you all.. I have lost close friends ,relatives too including my room mate just a month ago. These ones didn't pain me that much like this one.

I lost my mom to the cold hands of death yesterday morning.... Omo I just can't get over this experience. Kai! Since yesterday night I have seen another side of life that I haven't experienced before.

raumdeuter:
I need correct ayeta from Naija but if I ask Segedinho or Ebukacute na my blokos dem go say make I sacrifice

Which dibia fit run this package without asking for me to sacrifice my family

Only otem

raumdeuter:
Man city vs Man utd head to head

I tell you

El baldico

OasisX:


EPL El Classico Derby.....🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

El baldico derby

Vamooos!!!!

Nobody is even trying shot

DCmaverick:
Guys,
wats ur predict on Chelsea vs Brenford 2day @stamfordbridge?

Chelsea is winning 4:0

The height of his brand of dumbness is thinking that those 100 paragraphs of shiitbag is been read by same people he curses everyday . Mehn, this one now go become pesin papa and husband tomorrow oo. Auzubilahi!!!

akwesenana:
NP, NP. You don go price, now you don collect 21 paragraphs.

Na him wey write am go suffer am because I don't read his nonsense.

A001:
Lols, shebi na person wey be tout like you wey you see around you go try such with.

If any person wey dey fight for him god comes across someone like me and tries any nonsense, even your dibia no go fit save you from the repercussions of your stupidity.

E be like say may you meet an agnostic around and attack am, and when his group (who Yorubas call egbe) pay you a visit later and you start running helter skelter to go meet your dibia for help.

The dibia wey go help you, him own deities na from the same group of agnostics. So you'll see how foolish and naive you're.

FYI, every human has their group or egbe as no one (nothing at all) exists in isolation.

Na dolts go see a loner and think he's alone.

A person's group exists in their inner worlds lying within the brain.

If you be mumu for this realm, na mumu and dolts like you go full your group on the other side. That's a weak and vulnerable group.

Also, if you're a thinker and scientist, it's the same kind of group your soul will belong to or seek on the other side.

The other side is the real world and this realm is just a projection or simulation of that side. The physics underlying this is entanglement (quantum entanglement generalized to more dimensions), superposition, symmetry, and coherence of waves.

There are functions and equations underlying all these.

Human groups (group of human souls) are entanglements.

The math has to do with isomorphism and automorphism. People well versed in advanced algebra, group theory and ring theory will understand how isomorphism and automorphism can be used to model a system so that it has two parts: inner and outer segments.

No need to explain isomorphism and automorphism here, which are mappings.

When applied to model the universes in existence, there are two major divisions of universes: inner universes and outer universes.

The inner universes are unphysical realms lying within the brain, while the outer universes are physical realms which are gravity-based worlds.

All this will surely seem like nonsense to you and your ilk. Most of you are just like children.

If you see my posts here talking about a god of religion, if I know mention your name, I no expect you to dey wail unnecessarily in defence of the god.

In online discussions, my MO is to support all my claims with facts and data. So, if you want to challenge anything I say, make sure you know the subject deeply so you don't start attacking my person unnecessarily.

I always love intelligent people to question and challenge my posts as such individuals allow me to see a different perspective on issues and add to my knowledge on the subject being discussed.

But there are not many intelligent people here.

Shut up oga. We don't need your teaching.

BlueRayDick:

Like seriously. Is it by force to accept your SPERMM ,STEM abi na TEM.

Many are mad but few are roaming.
He say na dolts full here. Na the day wey dem go use bottle shave that your bushy skull I dey wait for.

What a dummy! PhD in Dumbness.

liveLongNprospa:
The 3A sef was 33k

Kai ...APC