Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said: 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

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Fraih:
C/O is an avenue to work harder and get even a better grade though not easy but I'll encourage you to
-register the course on time
-gather ur old handouts and get close to ur departmental mates who did well in the course
-you are a step higher than the jambites because you have had a feel of the course, read ahead, if possible go through them again before normal class starts......but by the way,something may be telling you to relax since you did the course the last time, don't give in to that, be true to yourself and devote even more time to studying the course
-dont stab such lectures, being a course carried over, the lecture time might clash with the time for the courses for the current semester, don't be frustrated because of this, strive to attend such classes or get some friends admist the jambites and get their notes and updates, am saying this because you don't know when an impromptu test will come up
-when its time for test and exam, do not form bonds, av seen a lot of students re-writing some courses seat together to form bonds in the test hall, little wonder they are the same people we see re-writing courses
Stand alone and with God, don't be encouraged to form such clique in the test hall......
-above all, be prayerful, so that the same grade won't be recorded for you the next time....there is a departmental friend who was recorded. 28F for a course even in her 3rd year of re-writing it, so keep sealing ur script with Gods favour

Though I don't know how it feels to redo a course but av got close friends who do, and av been able to gather that when they do these, they come out best in such course....

All the Best!

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they released some of my result yesterday, I got one carry over, I felt like killing my self dat moment, jst tinking abt hw am going to sit wit all dis jamb bite to rewrite it makes me wanna kill my self, So my question is wen u have a carry over hw do u feel and hw do u get over it, realy nid help here pls






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