₦airaland Forum

Ishsoph: Guess the royal family is larger than I'd imagined

I'll make do with being the royal guard
My 7packs ain't for nothing

O.bayaya rie nsi gi ebe ahu
Squatted under the table to check a messing wire only for it to happen
Have to go home and come back. Now am stuck here

MizMyCo.li am leaving already, ok?

Yeah, the family still has some missing components, they'll show up anytime soon.

@Emboldened, hehehehehe whatever happened to the last ''piece of the pack''? And no sir, you are too dignified to even consider settling for that position.

No. P, I'll see you around again sir, we did enjoy your debut presence..

MizMyColi: Kikikikikikiki
She was insinuating you're my e-boo @TheForte.




You get now?

It gets better really.

Lol.. I grab.

She needs to be around some more, to know the true situation of things around here...

obayaya: And you're the onowu (The traditional prime minister)

Lol.

It's like I was too fast foward.

I called him ''his eminence'' already.

obayaya: You don't mean it

Lemme check ESPN FC. I haven't looked at football news since weekend



Hahaha

Gini dowara ya?

O kwa egbe igwe ahu I bu na ukwu

A friend told me so today. Haven't confirmed it too.

That is going to spell trouble for us, if actually that news is valid.

MizMyColi: Yeah, We just got Thread title
Thanks Vic
Its called the forte.

I'm honoured.

But then you need to beef up the security of the forte..

ion want to be the dreaded prophet of doom, but it might suffer an attack anytime soon

Ishsoph: Guess I'll call here the royalty lounge
Obayaya is a Senator

You are His Excellency

MisMyColi the Queen

IrishKez Princess

Lmao. You make me laff sir.

I'm not fit to be called that. @ least i still have some ogas-at-the-top around here. You need to hang around till the fair lady's El come around.. Then you'd understand better.

But you can't just give us titles and stay free of one yourself, so i'd call you his eminence.

Welcome to the hood sir! Mizmycoli please pay your respects (I know you did already, but pls make it more official).

MizMyColi: LoLzzz

Hey Vic.
Good to have you around despite your tight schedule.

Ayam fine. You?

I still need to get details of what you ladies were talking 'bout, you know. Becos i (e)heard my name @ least a couple of times..

@Emboldened. Lol, what's you thanking me for? It's always a pleasure to be here ma'am .

I'm equally fine.. And how's your today been?

obayaya: His excellency!!!

Good evening..

Today was cool. How was yours?

We thank God bro, it gets better

Did they say Olivier is out for three months?

Tolexander: The guy no even fear if she farts on him.

Well, pretty gurls no dey fart!

Who said they don't mehn?

After eating from Mr.Biggs, Sizzlers and all the fast food joints you can think of, they do fart @ will mehn, and it's not pleasant to the nose and possibly even the heart

Sir Obayaya!!!

Good evening. How has the day treated you?

Ishsoph: Lolz
Sup MizMyColi, been a while

Irish missed you too


Sup oga EbullientV

I'm fine sir!

Good to have you around this hideout or forte(as Coli chooses calls it).

IrishKez: Better too.
Thanks



I understand sweery,
When bro EbullientV comes online the purpose changes again

Lol. What's you saying behind me?

MizMyColi, Good evening.

How r you today?

obayaya: Congrats.. Welcome to last lap. The ultimate year

I don't even understand myself.. she's that mysterious

Yeah I was posted to osun. Osun's orientation camp will open on the 1st of September (because of August 9 elections). Then Ebola came and NYSC "abridged" the orientation exercise. You understand now

Arsenal? Not really impressed.. The team is yet to hit top gear

Ooh! Thank you for bringing me up to speed. I wish you a superb service year.

Thanks bro, this ultimate year ehn......... (lemme comment my reserve first).

I think Arsenal need to make @ least a couple recruits be4 the transfer window ends.

I have to leave now.. Goodnight sir, you sleep tight.

MizMyColi: It was o, ehn! It was! And me, ah no dey carry last. Sometimes I wonder how - one moment, I'm so daring and the other, I'm as gentle as a dove
It used to be fun then. If I had too much money at the time, I'd take a cab

Well you're right, I was just looking at the big picture. The population will keep increasing geometrically. Someone's gotta take the initiative and build on those lands. Proximity isn't really an issue here. I mean - Theatre arts for example belongs to Faculty of Arts in Ugbowo, but the course is taken @ Ekheuan.....yhu get?

That said, I'm no surveyor nor management specialist, they should know better

Totally Agree @ Last Paragraph.

I've to call it quits for 2day already.

iT's bin a huge pleasure to be back here.. And talking to ya as well.

Goodnight. You sleep tight.

IrishKez: You confused me and said I shouldn't be
What is BOLO alert?

Sorry, it wasn't my intention to.

BOLO translates as ''Be On The Lookout''.. MizColi's in the habit of always putting one up when needs be..

obayaya: Irishkez is my mysterious sister

Camp exercise?

Not yet And I may never experience that camp

How's school? .

Skul's fine sir. Just that the stress @ ds point ehn.. Has really graduated to the final level.

She's your mysterious sister? I don't think i understand sha.

Oooh! I used to (e)see you commenting on that Osun thread. Thought you were going there 4 service.. *confused*

How do you check Arsenal so far...?

MizMyColi: He oughta put the architectural landscape of the school into perspective y'know.

How about building in un-forayed lands beyond capitol and then making effective transport schemes available? One used to be able to stroll the streets of our Alma mater and look far ahead, feeling the reverberation of the trees and fresh air.

Now you see a building that pops up in your face and be like, "Bros! No look too much!"

Catch my drift?

kikikikiki, that last paragraph really cracked me up.

@emboldened. That used to be my thoughts, moreso when our preffered section of the education field was converted into a building plot.

But i do think he really has no choice as things stand. The Population is increasing rapidly on a yearly basis. Right now I believe there's a population explosion.

So there's a need for all those buildings.

For proximity purpose, i dont think we can erect buildings in un-forayed parts yet.

Erection of buildings in those parts needs to be allied with a very sound transport system(like you rightly pointed out), otherwise students will suffer alot.

As of now, there's even shortage of buses. Commuting students from maingate to faculty for example, every morning is becoming a big problem..

Pple now scramble to get buses.. I know this wasn't the case in your time.

obayaya:

Lost but found Thanks miss

EbullientV!!! Good to have you back!!! School work can be hectic at times. We missed your presence on here.

I'm sure the fair miss told you

Wahhh! The senator's here

i was just notifying Irishkez already of our BOLO alert concerning you. Guess I've to apologize already to the lady for troubling her.

Good to have you back too bro! Of course Coli's told me everything..

how's your camp exercise faring?

MizMyColi: Hey Irish.
Good evening!!

. It's good to know the ladies already met themselves

Coli, Irish happens to be a very close (e)friend of Oba.yaya. And I thought we could notify her of the BOLO alert, just in case she has news of his (e)whereabouts.

Irish, don't be confused. I know you're a close friend of the ''senator''. And it looks like he has been MIA for sometime now. MizColi(in conjuction with yours truly) made a BOLO alert for him
earlier today..

This is an official notification of sorts, just in case you know anything . Thank you ma'am 4 your understanding.

IrishKez: MizMyColi!

Good evening!

IrishKez: Yes sir I know, he died around 96 C.E in the Island of Patmos


Dont believe in reincarnation


Good evening sir
Who's this person a novice me in this forum knows?

I don't believe in re-incarnation either.

Lol @Novice.. I'm a silent observer on this forum, but most often than not I know what goes on around here.. And you ma'am cannot lay claims to being a novice.

Plz i'll mention you in a thread I presume is appropriate, and there you'll find out who this someone is.

IrishKez: Are you the aged Apostle John?

Lol. Nah I'm not. You know that gentleman Apostle died long ago...

Or were you expecting he'd re-incarnate?

Good evening, I think you could help me with the (e)whereabouts of someone we are looking for...

MizMyColi: I became tired of seeing it there.

I'll put up another one in due time.

Hmmm, Vic, he just apoogized stylishly, so I forgive him.

@Emboldened. Exactly what i figured.

Thank you 4 ur understanding, a man's got to keep his pride intact you know .

snadguy007: Hmm, mizzy is my e-pal, she wudnt want me to apologize publicly

Btw, Mizzy, Why art thou taketh down your trademark picture ??

Bros i smell an apology in disguise .. No worry we understand.. Men's pride and all...

By the way, say me well to the babies o...

Hehehehe, I'm sure MzMycoli must have had severe neck pain from bending her head for so long a time. She had to finally look up!

MizMyColi: Yeah Sure!
I have.
Its just, everywhere seems soo clogged now.
Especially Management Sciences.
Well, they deserve it, especially the part-timers.
Seeing as they're the reason Uniben is still strongly in business, so to speak

Yeah, you're so right 'bout everywhere being clogged.

But like you rightly pointed out those mgt. guys needed a place to call theirs badly...

The rate and speed @ which buildings are erected these days over here, leaves us all in pleasant suprise.. This guy is really spending our money well.

MizMyColi: Yeah, I was there in July. Why'd you ask?

LoL. Thank youu @Bidding. and @Never a dull moment - right back atch'ya

Yeahh Better doesn't have a choice than get better.

July? That's not bad...

It means you must've noticed the various developmental strides our very dear VC is undertaking..

MizMyColi:
Yeah it is.
It is at times like this that I'm thankful for having an internet connected PC infront of me always.

Thancuuu #BlushingTinz

Did you edit out that part you quoted?

My days been great. I told you, you made my day. It just gets better

Tell me, How's yours?

I'm throwing back all the compliments and appreciations up there ^^^ right back @ you in double folds.

It's always a pleasure (e)talking to you. Itz never a dull (e)moment.

You made my day too . Didn't know you were serious 'bout me editing that quote. I'll do your bidding right away.

My day's been fairly smooth.. It get's better you know .

Have you been to this campus recently, Coli?

snadguy007: lol @ thomassing your abilities.

My EbullientV, its tym u hear my own part of my superstory.......i didnt abscond from my responsibility, i actually delegate some of d responsibilities to Mizzy while i went to look for a greener pasture.
If she proves me right beyond my expectations, i will give her d double twins as an award of excellence.


Am i not being fair enough? Mr EbullientV :')

Choi! I don't want to meddle in your affairs again..

Becos there seem to be a disguised mutual understanding between you too.

I fear am going to fail miserably here if i don't tread carefully.. Make una settle unaself abeg.

One thing tho, I think you should apologize to missColi for doubting her abilities. Thank you sir!

CC: MizMyColi

MizMyColi:

Okay, you quoted me. Edit out that part from the quote starting from "iono to listening".

ohohoho
You weren't here during my unveiling ceremony Choi!
cos! that's me! I posted more early on.

You're welcome. Its been a pleasure

Okay! Vic Moves the Motion and I second and third, who'll fourth?

Unveiling ceremony? What's that actually supposed to be?

I obviously don't need to be told i did miss alot . Choi! I knew all this while(even with your previously bent head) that missy is pretty.. And i haven't been proven wrong!

And ermmmm..... Is that ''shared topic'' a new feature on NL? Didn't see it ds morning. How come you used it so fast?

howz your day been thus far missColi?

MizMyColi: Yeah His e-wife did.

But he ran away from e-home.
and I offered to take care of them.

He was "Thomasing" my ability to do so.
I knew I needed reference, so I told him to ask you, seeing as that might clear his "Thomasness"

Wahhhh !!!

This is a double-count offence.

1. He ran away from his responsiblities.

2.He doubted your abilities..

So what's the next action to take, or is it too late already.

MizMyColi:
In Conjuction with EbullientV:

This is an official BOLO alert on Obayaya
Yeah, you saw right.

Anyone with info on his where-about should please contact us on this thread.

You will be rewarded in cash and in kind

Seconded!!!

Thank you mzColi..!

You've done well! I'll look for a medium through which this Alert can reach a larger audience. That'll make the search faster and easier.

MizMyColi: Oh, he will, trust me. No regrets though, he's worth it.



Never Mind Dear. It gets better. Shiiii happens, I'm human afterall


I'l' move the motion and you'll second


My reaction this morning on seeing your post goes to show how priceless I think you are. Albeit, a little appreciation never hurts


Pele Jarey. I can relate with Uni Stress. It does get better.


Blame that unseen force on the BOLO alert I sent out


kikikikikiki @necessary evil.


Ehyaahhh I'm sure he'll look fitter and smarter when its over






It is a mutual sontin .

It's all good!..... All good to know everything's well with you.

I'm sorry for being ungentlemanly this one time .. But I'm going to rebuff(albiet mildly) your schemes @ trying to overtake me. I move the motion and you'll second it.

Thank you for your BOLO alert, now i think 'bout it, I guess that's what actually propelled me here afterall.

Thanks for everything. Lol @ Obaya.ya looking fitter after the camp exercise, I can only imagine .

And if it happens that you mistakenly divulged anything you weren't suppose to, you better take it down b4 anyone sees.. Don't want anyone using that against you.

You actually changed your PP.. Is that MIzColi's face? #NeedAConfirmationBeforeCommenting .

MizMyColi: A fool he might be, in the eyes of many.
Yet the eternal value of his honesty remains.

A rare breed among humans.

It's In YOU!!!