₦airaland Forum

1. De Lima Ronaldo.

2. Henry.

3. De Stefano.

4. Van Basten.

5. Pele.

This is no particular order tho..

vizkiz: Me is not gbadun...

Why's dat bro?

BRAV0O: Top of the morning to y'll

Same bro

vizkiz: top of the morning y'all

Morning bruv... Howz you?

MizMyColi: How did I miss this mention. I'll get you some later on with a drink to wash it down Gorgeous Morning btw

(yh, waiting)..

Morning to you.. Hw was ur 9t?

Goodnight y'all... BRAVOO et. al

Mizmycoli don't forget I'm in d roll-call 4 egg-rolls 2mao plz.. .

Vikky014: so u mean u cant survive wtout a Lady?go & check urslf bro

what gives u dat impression? Becos i know i didn't say anytn of d sort..

And yes ma'am to some extent, I can survive without a lady..

frankben: i'm not on restricting orders so i'm free to be anywhere

Sorry sire, t'was wrong of me to have asked @ all...

Mr. Dependable

ridiculous... Some ladies can lie sha

frankben: Grabs first sit....

Are you supposed to be here?

BRAV0O: I'm good bro , e con go call matthew! only matthew don finish lik 6 bottles of vodka chai!

*removes hat, scratches head*

errrrrm.... Bros, na now me wan order my own ooh ...

I no go do like Matthew, only 8 bottles go do me tonight...

Xtarxhyne: Mayb

'Maybe' means u are sitting on d fence.. Your answer ought to be definite miss.

BRAV0O: wasup!

I'm good bro . Hbu?

Xtarxhyne: The name hs bn changd...M awt

nt upto 18

The 'rules' will be bent for ur sake.. Don't go.

Or maybe u can adopt a NL-age like d way footballers have 'football age'..

BRAV0O: u're so but if you come across some of them it will be lik magic

As in eh... Them go even know d thing pass you...

BRAV0O: you can be trying shop and clean mouth bro

Dygeasy: I have a friend who when he sees a pretty girl starts misbehaving.

He starts noticing the kind of clothes or shoes his other male friends are wearing.

Very true..

Those kinda friends can be very annoying..

Used to have one like that, until one day when we 'ganged up' to ridicule him too in d presence of a very beautiful chick he'd a thing 4.. The guy had to stop d nonsense.

I beg to disagree...

MzMariah: I hate fresh fish too.

Chai! U for just be vegetarian na

MizMyColi: kikikikikiki I can imagine.

MizMyColi:
LoL...looks like you've come across a handful?

Sure..

Especially @ viewing centres.. They mostly are there to watch with their male patners..

The looks on d faces of them guys is always priceless when these ladies goof ... They be like ''shut up babe.. Its this... It's only that... You are wrong''... Etc..

MizMyColi: But, they can decipher some, right? See, my own worse, ah don't even know what qualifies as an offside

Lol.. Nearly evry lady have a thing or the other they don't undastand 'bout d game, that makes it such a turn-off.. And no one can fault U girls..

It's better tho not 2 show an interest @ all, than try 2 show an interest just 2 please someone. Such girls have an opinion/analysis that is way off d mark that could be really embarassing..

Oahray: you mean me? *tapping black card slowly*

Dat was my period of ignorance mehn ... Now i know better.. We don already settle dat score..

Oahray: I don't discriminate

That's niceee bro.. It mean we no get problems

MizMyColi: True, That. I'll be interested in sports, especially football, only when I can detect an offside position and goal in footy

..

Lol.. Dats a tad ironic.. Becos Sometimes even d 'chief detectors' i.e linesmen, fail to spot a player in an offside position...

BRAV0O: wetin dem won shop wey we no fits offer , liv story my brother money dey

Aiii then! I'll do ur bidding..

But don't say I didn't warn you o, when u start buying basic commodities in excess of $60K...

........ Germany will know.......

BRAV0O: we can't any from dubai ? abeg try

Dubai's things are frigging expensive mehn.. Even dat guy when dey find babes go run if i pull dem stunts..

BRAV0O: that kind thing

You sure know d scores bro...

Oahray: ok... You can have the peppersoup without the goat meat

Meanwhile, make una import babes come na I like having alot of options...

Mehn u badt! Pepper soup without the Goat meat? I'd rather drink water .

As per 'importing babes', I only knw how to import 4rm China... And u knw what they say 'bout Chinese products ...

MizMyColi: Naa....I haven't forayed into sports section yet

Ahhh I c.. Sports especially football isn't a source of interest for MOST ladies anyways..