₦airaland Forum

SirJeffry:
Bro, why not get a bank loan to satisfy your girlfriend? You can pay the loan when you get a job.

Just imagine people Nigeria will send to Mars in 2020.

na me like ur post bro... So funny

Thanks so much guys... Every comment was a hit.... God bless y'all...

We started dating last year which was my service year. Then I've little change as a result of school savings and allawee, which I use in making the relationship spicy because she's a student. 6 months down the line, no job yet, the little change I've I use it to photocopy CVs, attend interviews, takecare of some little issues at home and then manage to visit and take her out but she still nags and complain...
Don't really know what to do next. Please help!

Aug. 28

I'm gradually loosing my gf cos of no job yet... 08159333841 whatsapp only

Fashola wawa ne....

viqueta:
please acknowledge if you have gotten the PQ, oya make una dey check una mailbox. God help us all



viqueta

francisuchennaechele@gmail.com

viqueta:
to all those that i have sent the PQ to please kindly share with others that are in need of it

guy send for me naaa. Wida nah

viqueta:
Remember that popular saying "everyday for the thief and one day for the owner of the house", well it came to play yesterday at Grand square supermarket ikeja, this shop lifter has been having a filled day, carting away drinks worth thousands of naira, however he ran out of luck yesterday as he was caught in the act trying to steal wines worth #300,000 and hiding them under his pants and he has since been handed over to the police ‪#‎nojunglejustice‬. message to all criminals, desist from such act or you will soon meet your water loo

Op italia stop exposing this guy d more naa

viqueta:
how does a captain look like biko??

A captain should look like a MAN not a MALLAM.

Let dem go on dia knees & post pics here...

Weldone Junketer-in-Chief

repogirl:
Shaking my head for some men!

Is now he knows he wants to reunite abi? Where was he when the girl was hawking bread up and down to take care of her baby, now he wants to enjoy in her success.

Marriage of convenience, I wish them the best.

E concern U

MeloGistDotCom:
the man wan follow her chop money...

E concern UUU?

ladyF:
Lol my level no dey here o, e go be level 0

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

are u a jambite?

no wonder she never marry, she doesn't appreciate weddings..

Health Safety Environment... I'm proud to be a Safety Engineer

Like Serrrzzzzly....
Anyway Oga Jona, thanks anyway...
God help PMB,
God bless Naija...
Can we now move forward please...

I'm not a virgin but I'm tite... Whereas it is well.
If u know what I mean...

MagicBishop:
The Kenyans dug up a dossier on Buhari and found from their records that his favorite and only expertise subject is cow rearing.

If it was Putin the Kenyans would have taken him on a hunting safari to shoot a rhino or something

If it were Obasanjo they would have arranged old married women for him

If it were Tinubu ; a stash of d0pe

If it was Atiku; some boys

If it was oshiomole; the entire hooker line up in Nairobi Sheraton

If it were Yerima; some toddlers

If it were Aregberascal ; some Kenyan bankers to negotiate another loan for Osun

If it were Sanusi ; a box of pile cream

If it were El Rufai ; platform shoes and a pack of soap to wash his lying mouth

If it were liar mohammed; a Bible to repent with

And finally if it was madam Amaechi ; a gun to kill himself

I jst completed ur "LIKES" 100

Abi na joke

nenyec:
I don't knw wht is wrong wit all these gnld people, is it by force to join dem?

I tire ooo

Adexy4us:
Pls what abt this..just got it now:

You are invited for a chat in Aiico insurance plc 203/205 oshodi-apapa expres way iyana isolo.TIME 8am.DATE-TUE 26th Jan .come wit ur cv,writin pad.GBENGA

I think its about "insurance marketing" please kindly forget such jobs as u will be paid based on commission.

Godmother:
Please run for your dear life. They are into gnld, except you want to start hawking drugs.

Thanks a bunch...

Hello Nairalanders.... Just got this message today and a call from them. I advertise my CV lastweek Tuesday on Wazobia FM and that's how they got my number. "NEO - LIFE- NIG LTD, invited you for an interview 2moro @ plot 12 oluosunkeye crescent, Gbagada industrial Estate: Lagos. Behind Ups office Lagos. Gbagada Express way, westex B/Stop come along with your c. v & 2 passport photography by 10am in the morning".

C'mon Chelsea and blue Army, let's help Leicester win the League...

ElCapone:
Until then, make we teach some ppl lessons 1st. @all @all na winch!!!

Na so bro... Very soon we'll recover all...

zionglory:
so stealing should continue,do you think at all?

Olodo... All am saying is dat he's not a saint too... Almost all african politicians are looters, thieves and it will get to the so called Oshiomole soon. Get that!!!

OP wawa...she's giving him HEADIES award

Oga remain u ooo... Dem go handcuff u & ur up nepa wife soon... Nonsense, as if him no dey thief!

Since dis HEADiES back-to-back wahala Olamide no dey gree laugh...

PDP faced ebola, APC oya u guys shud face dis one asap