₦airaland Forum

EggovinMma:
YES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
SOME GUYS ARE NOT HUMAN! ! NA HORSE PEHNIS THEM CARRY DEY PARADE UP AND DOWN.WEAPON OF NYASH AND WOMB DESTRUCTION. THEY CAN CHANGE YOUR MONTHLY CIRCLE FROM 28 DAYS TO A DAY.


BEWARE! OF GUYS WITH BULLDOZERS! !



AND PERSON DEY PREACH NO SAMPLE BEFORE MARRIAGE KWA.A 22 YRS DEY CARRY THAT KIND WEAPON. MY HUSBAND NEEDS TO GIVE ME THREE WRAP S OF WEED, ONE FULL BOTTLE OF UNDILUTED OGOGORO EACH SESSION BEFORE I GREE AM CLIMB ME O, UNTIL I GET USE TO IT.

NOT TO FOR GET, A LOUD ROCK MUSCLES PLAYING IN THE BACK GROUND. I DONT WANT TO FEEL SANE[b][/b]

echelons:
This went against predictions and speculations.
I actually had to advice a friend/customer to buy up dollars few days before the elections.
He has lost some funds but that's it. Speculative market is risky.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]First of all, you took my original post out of context and you quoted me, foaming at the mouth, ranting and raving nonstop like a hag experiencing menopause or an orgasmic mad woman.....

I said it's always advisable for a couple to "know each other" before deciding to enter into marriage
This doesn't imply that you go around sleeping with every tom, _dick and harry.

This helps you in knowing if you are both sexually compatible.

There have been lots of couples who have had marriage problems just because one partner isn't sexually satisfied or just because sexually, they aren't just congenial, due to the fact that they hadn't engaged in sex before sealing their relationship in marriage

I will still continue to affirm my assertion that sex before marriage is always the best.[/color]

Ladies shd understand some things during their sexual depravity and licentiousness veiled as SEARCHING FOR SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY.

ONE
Mr John Thomas does not slack as he performs the experiments(promiscuity) wt ur puna
BUT ur PUNA slacks and losses quality, ending up like a dual carriage expressway or old backo super sack.
What pleasure will ur future husband derive when u bring him a crater and say it's quality puna, ehn?
Answer me

TWO
Every puna has an expiry date which is inversely proportional to d mileage on it or d stress its bn put their.
However, d same cannot be said of Mr John Thomas.

Stop deluding urself under d guise of looking for sexual compatibility.

Remember ur puna can expire without giving any warning signs.

What will do just when u thot u've found sexual compatibility and ur puna suddenly surrenders/expires fr ur plethora of sxl compatibility experiments?

FINALLY, CAN U BE MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE THAN GOD WHO WARNED NOT TO EXPERIMENT?

Utchgirl:
#10,000 on monthly basis? To take care of 4children.I think it's too small .

dayo23:
Despite been an APC member, I would say something, Incoming President General Buhari Must declare all his asset while assuming office, the Vice President, Ministers, and appointees must declare their asset too, Failure to do this then the people will begin to doubt their sincerity in Govt.

aphildam:
am also quite slim, just joined a gym a couple of weeks back...my nature is called d ectomorph, gat lean body mass,but i wanna add big muscles....ve u got any recommedation 4 me
Meanwhile:by no arm of strength shall any man prevail

aanumama:
Why did people keep comparing sleep with death??
Fayose was rigged in,
GMB won!
Ko jo ra won now!

Chai, Babe u bad, ghan
Why not just politely tell him to watch d movie titled :
Ekitigate
Starring. Army Captain Sagir Koli et al

habeebcole:
we knw say change don come.....bt bro noting is permanent evn CHANGE.
u knw y

even change changes change dat results into anoda change wich can be further changed into wat it changes into wich can still be changed
.
so make she take her man jeje

Omotolu:
Sometimes,I see lots of people as being not deserving of any sympathy. Your mother told you something of value,you now decide to ignore it ,then visit beer parlor nairaland forum for their opinions. Anyway,go for your Master-fulfill your dream. Don't ignore your other's counsel.

ronald4lif:
There will always be a job. Change has come to Naija remember.

EMMARCHMOVIES:
New Beginning!
I was left in tears when i read Presidents
Goodlucks
congratulatory message to Gen. Buhari
I was not crying because i felt like crying, i was not
crying cause i supported him and he lost, but i cried
cause his words arrested my emotions.
He wished his opponent a good administration
ahead, he congratulated him and accepted defeat.
I could remember by this time in 2011, Buhari never
accepted that he lost, he promised Jonathan that
he will
make his administration ungovernable for him and
he later fulfilled his promise. His supporters took to
the streets and slaughtered innocent Nigerians but
he never stopped the killings.
But today, he has won that same man that defeated
him in 2011 but got a congratulatory message
instead of threats. He has wished him success and
not promising him an ungovernable tenure.
Few weeks to the election, the people we call our
leaders were busy sending threats to themselves
and
leaving the poor masses gripped with fear. Some
people left the country with fear of the aftermath of
the election. But today you'v restored peace by
accepting defeat peacefuly.
Oh! Jonathan, you've shown us that you'r a good
man. You'v shown African leaders the true definition
of democracy. You wished not to influence the
elections with your powers, you wished not to
cancel
the election when you can do it and nothing will
happen.
Posterity will never forget you where ever you go. I
am still your fan for life. You'r a good and
gentleman
but sorrounded by ingrates and fools that care for
their pockets alone.
Oh Jona! You lost the election but won my heart

netmillionaires:
leave them o. I know say that court case na pdp plan B. Dem think say when APC win, USA no go ask Cambridge to cook up the certificate for Buhari to present for court that's if na true he no get certificate. At least for the sake of peace unless USA dey plan make Nigeria scatter. E go surprise dem as d certificate go take come out.

Demmzy15:
Thank you my able brother!

Demmzy15:
Buhari never said that, it's was Alhaji Lawal Keita who was a PDP chieftains.

Ayoakinkahunsi:
Ffk one of the greatest defiant the country has ever produced

illitrate:
I don dey gym since 6 months I never even get obe small muscle

Adekorya:
U not a politician and you are poking ur nose into politics issue.

If surely you are true servant of the lord and wot u said is also true, then u don't nid running. Just enter room and pray 2 d lord.

God is always behind the faithful man.