₦airaland Forum

Why dont people mind their business?
Is it your husband dick that impregnated her?
Is it your tummy thats carrying the pregnancy?
Abi is it your breast that the baby will suck?
Or na your vagina go dey feel heavy and Hot?
Or are you the one they will call baby mama?
or na your name the pikin wan bear?
Or na you them wan do CS for?
Abeg warn yourself, we Nigerians are not complaining

If I talk now, some people will be quoting me up and down

A good role model for others that want to follow her part..

More of this stupidity. We need a reduced population in Nigeria

Someone should please interpret the letter.. I know it has to do with bf

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Train your child so that you can have rest.. An untrained child will sell the house of his/her father..

If it were my father, you are done for

If chinyere thinks she can delete all her nude videos she sent to me, shes deceiving herself because I have sent it to my friends and younger brothers, uploaded it on a safe file on drive, just keeping it till when it will be useful..

The new trend to becoming popular on social media these days is releasing your ex nudes.

I only came to check nipples and breast and cleavages

Wrong thread

Not impressed with this film trick.. check real videos of bees sticking to humans.. It is scientific

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrVHBFW8CKY&app=desktop

Normal thing in Nigeria..

oth teams are fresh from successful European jaunts, with Spurs buoyed by their very impressive 1-1 draw at Real Madrid, and Liverpool heading to London on the back of a 7-0 win against Maribor.

In the Premier League, Tottenham have enjoyed a much more steady start to the season, and can go joint with second-placed Manchester United with a win today.

Liverpool are down in eighth after a frustrating few weeks that has seen them win just one league game in five. A victory today though would take Jurgen Klopp's side to within just a point of Tottenham, who haven't beaten Liverpool in the league in their last nine meetings.

Liverpool and Tottenham
One thing we can expect for sure today is a huge amount of relentless running and energy from both sides. Mauricio Pochettino and Klopp set their sides up to press high up the pitch, and it will be fascinating to see who comes out on top in that regard, or whether - as happened in the equivalent fixture last season - they end up cancelling each other out.

You would expect Liverpool to be the fresher of the two teams after their cakewalk in Slovenia, but Tottenham have an amazing capacity for regeneration under Poch.

Tottenham XI: Lloris, Trippier, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Aurier, Winks, Dele, Eriksen, Son, Kane

Subs: Vorm, Rose, Davies, Dier, Sissoko, Nkoudou, Llorente

Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Gomez, Matip, Lovren, Moreno, Henderson, Milner, Can, Salah, Coutinho, Firmino

Subs: Karius, Alexander-Arnold, Klavan, Grujic, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Solanke, Sturridge.

Mukina, myndd44

Tecnofanboy:
Huddersfield 0 3 Man United GGMU

You are a good prophet and a seer but change that mirror through which you see the future.. It is broken and malfunctioning..

I knew it meant to display Huddersfield 3-0 Man United

Didnt she die?

She should have died if truly she was in that car?

The village people needs to upgrade their network to 4g or 5g to avoid network failure.

Congrats to her.. she cheated death but for how long?

It is inevitable

I have never taken to Abiola and Awolowo, they are the chief culprit of what is happening today. The foundation on which successive administrations are being built is rotten..they were never the heroes or angels people paint them to be.. They were ina power game and they lost. They had never had the interest of any damn person at heart, only their selfish interest.

Man utd to play 1-1 goalless draw and huddersfield will goal the goal. Ratatatatatatatata


huddersfield 2-0 Man utd

Ratatatatatata

Olosho network

He joined a sinking ship

There are four solid reasons why a man commit suicide

1) He is impotent

2) He is being belittled by his spouse which leads to depression

3) The village elders are deliberating on his matter

4) He is an arsenal fan and he just saw that Atletico madrid, Sporting, Monaco, Sevilla, Dortmund are about being dropped from the Champions League to join Arsenal in Europa League..

I pity his family.. Now he will be number one target for bokoharam.. RIP in advance

Chai.. Cute children of politicians..

Their fathers have donated their blood against 2019 elections.. Wicked parents

She is even lieing in death..

Menstrual pain

When you walk through a storm,

Hold your head up high,

And dont be afraid of the storm

At the end of the storm, there is a golden sky,

And the sweet silver sound of a lark,

Walk on through the rain,

Walk on through the wind,

Though your dreams be tossed and blown,

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart

And you'll never walk alone!

You'll never walk alone,

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart

And you'll never walk alone,

You'll never walk alone..

Only one law I respect in the universe and it aint a respecter of any damn authority, the law of karma.

Karma visited that bitch and his co snakes for stabbing the then former Leicester coach Ranieri..

I seldom praise people but when I do, they deserve it..

Cute family

I am only concerned about who is winning.. Nigeria or Cameroon?

Nigeria 6-2 Cameroon

The god of Nnamdi Kanu has started fighting back..

We told them Nnamdi Kanu is a demi god, he cant be offended but they wont listen..

Rest in peace to all burnt offerings

Who is that idiot selling data on a funeral thread?
Are we to start calling people on the other side?

Meanwhile RIP to the gallant footballer, he died doing what he loved..

The defender should be banned and make to walk round the pitch with shout of shame! shame! shame!

Congratulations to him but I am not happy for him.. He needs to sit down and think seriously about his life..

If he is not useful for common ritual then what that means is he is empty spiritually and otherwise and he might never achieve anything in life

He is the real definition of empty barrel.. Wasted life.

It is called reverse psychology.. She wants to build trust which she will get and when she start cheating, you won't suspect a damn thing..

My verdict: Fnnk her and dump her.. She aint a keeper

Another handsome dude wasted. chaiiiij

Rip to him..

The number of jobless graduate has decreased by one which means the number of robbers to be, ritualist and g waya have also reduced by one

Another achievement for buhari and dogs.

Another avenue to siphon Afonjas and maigworos money to watch world cup come 2018