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meobizy:
Utterly pointless news.

at least the auto spam-bot has kept the urchins away

next step will be to keep these type of threads away from front page

God1000:
This is heartwarming

Grandmother's love is pure, unwavering and unmatched, an anchor of warmth and wisdom that shapes generations. her grandchildren will never forget her.

I miss my grandmother


Here's is the school principal confirming the story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kir75F2Ans?si=yBpBFV6VXqfnssN5

this is not heartwarming. this is evidence that the economy of Nigerian has gone to shit and there is no low it cannot go.

what is next?

Grandmother bring another grandchild to serve as a slave while the other ones continue school?

youngrichnigga:
Rents will now be even more expensive, the Lagos State government is only after what it will be able to charge the house owners as LUC (Land use charge and other sundries) meanwhile the landlords will take advantage of the tenants by reviewing rents periodically. What needs addressing are the agency fees, commissions, caution fees and others fees that have been introduced that now made the yearly rent so expensive. It should also put in place a deposit fund safeguard so that the renters are not cheated out and the deposit cam be turned over to the landlord in case the renter damages or vandalizes the any part of the apartment

lol. i'm glad you have seen where this is going.

I know Nigerians are not capable of thinking of anything good from scratch, and will never copy anything good. It makes me wonder where they must have copied this money-extracting tactic from

Lagos state will always go for ways to make people pay more money

Next step is to add interest, after making it monthly rent payment

Lagos na wah

omonile now go dey worry you every 2 to 4 weeks for money be dat

Racoon:
I wonder o. So much lies and propaganda on the economic situation in Nigeria in recent times.

that's because no be statistics we go chop... according to one politician like that during his election campaign

haybhi1:
No any pre-university exam beats JAMB, as of today. That's the fact in Nigeria.
Why una dey make fuss out of this? Yoy ask people, dem say dey no understand my point? Lol...

While I admit that the statement is indeed incorrect, I'll have you know that I habitually treat quirks on NL rather colloquially than formally.

Meanwhile, do you two know that if they set the most complex English exam for the three of us or anyone in your states that you prefer to nominate, I will trump you? Pick a date later in the year, let's slug it out on IELTS or SAT standard set of English exams. We'll download the softwares and make it the model. Let's chip in 500K each to make the prize 1.5M, winner takes it all.

I bet I'll not prepare for the test and still trounce you two or your nominees.

Mentions of una grammar nazis wan dey too much for me.

use that 500k pay for grammar school. dem go give you change sef

ehikwe22:
Okay, you don't know because you've not been following the loans Nigeria has been taking for the past two years

let me guess, we took another loan to pay off the IMF loan?

haybhi1:
No any pre-university exam beats JAMB, as of today. That's the fact in Nigeria.

English will be tough for you in JAMB

america needs south african "farmers" to boost their agriculture

did you know most of the whites in south africa are descendants of the nazi regime?

ecolime:
But the black majority are also murdering blacks from other countries. Is there a real difference between Apartheid and Xenophobia?

yes, color of skin and place of origin

ehikwe22:
How much is cleared vs how much is being borrowed? Can we make a comparison? The ones being cleared are obligatory. FG doesn't have a choice. Nigeria doesn't default. Tinubu borrowed money to clear debt and also borrowed more to embezzle

interesting take. we need to know if the government borrowed or took more loans

it will be utterly ridiculous if they took another loan to pay off this loan because we will only be digging ourselves deeper into the economic pit of despair

zero8zero:
https://www.channelstv.com/2025/05/12/just-in-fg-confirms-full-repayment-of-3-4bn-covid-19-imf-loan/

this is a wonderful step!

we need more good news like this

ayindejimmy:
Hmm hmm , so you expect me to mention the name of my school here.

name and shame


or you can quote me in a dead thread

HydraFeeds:
I know two families that are based in Australia but comes to Nigeria regularly.

It Australia is a really a green pastures ,8000 shouldn't be a big deal .

define regulary

a trip to australia is expensive even for the locals. you have access to the flight tickets, check it out yourself. Now can you afford that trip? I thought you are living in green pasture

dederocs:
It is not a Nigerian problem, a principal did this, this is the first of it's kind in Nigeria. Call out the offender not Nigeria, that is how people are named and shamed so they turn for the better.

call out everyone and everything involved in this nonsense

ayindejimmy:
Same in my school too. Parents come to lobby the proprietress for Prefect positions

what school is this?

mactoni91:
Una sha want make google get everyone footprint.

they already have but god forbid i use google to login to nairaland

faoogoke:
I love the American court system.
Based on evidence provided by the state to the court Sean was arrest and put in prison.
He is technically guilty based on the evidence provided by the police.
This court appearance is just to confirm same and the jail time he will spend.
Nigeria never start.

Nigeria is an acitve crime scene

wonder233:
On the contrary, he looks really good. The silver-grey appearance, like the mane of a lion, says "I'm a fighter, I'm not going down".
I'm sick of technical sexual crimes...these lowlife girls always hanging around stars, wanting the euphoria.. He was a star, and didn't force anyone.
This fake morality is just a smokescreen designed to keep the racial economic balance they've always kept. Jay Z is next, later Obama.
In Africa, they do a pretty good job of ensuring the worst of the worst rule... And sponsor destabilising forces where things seemingly want to work.

Black ignorant woke wannabes will be bleating like goats

search for what P.Diddy told Burna boy about winning the grammy when Burna boy lost out

MikeofKd:
Not encouraging mediocrity but in this life all fingers aren't equal , I'm quite sure at your age you don't have it all figured out and still some one the same age as u already does have it all figured out.

The need to rush to achieve things in life is just absurd , doesn't mean I'm downplaying the need to achieve things , In context all I'm saying is direction is better than speed.

if you put it like that, then its okay

asaba boys no get joy

torqque7:
Mtcheeww we don't waste time advising SIMPS..Carry your simpish wahala and cross until you get sense

my nigga

MikeofKd:
When I see people say things like this I just laugh. At 23 you barely have a life , you've not even started life lol , na you go plan ur life at the end of the day nobody go do that for you.

But seriously at 23 , you should be investing in yourself , education isn't just about degrees or certifications , self investment should be priority , read good books , live healthy , invest in talents ,strive to learn in demand skills and improve your networking with others then use it as leverage to get monetary value, I know people that didn't finish secondary school and they are sitting on billions today, well nourished and fulfilled , school isn't everything your mindset is. My 2 cents.

stop encouraging mediocrity. there are 23 year olds that have achieved more than a 70 year old has ever achieved in their lives so it is valid for this young lady to be concerned. trying to make her feel relaxed at 23 for under-achieving is nefarious.

Double0h7:
So I can't respond, comment or edit because some scammers were posting crazy stuff? We should suffer for the sins of others? It doesn't make sense to me. I'd rather deal with those crazy threads and mad comments than be penalised for doing nothing wrong. I use to avoid and ignore that madness. Now you don't know which comment or reply will set spam bot on you!

you probably use too much slurs so the bot keeps locking you out. why did it not block you for your reply to my post?

it is because you thought about what you needed to write carefully before hitting "submit". a thing that not many nairaland users do for the past 10 years or so

embrace the sanity my dear

I know it feels strange to read normal post on nairaland, but trust me. this used to be the best nigerian website before some uncouth people had access to internet

ceejay80s:
Southwest or yoruba?
Which one?

bigotry has taken over your brain

people like you are the reason seun had to introduce the new anti-spam bot

the good news is that with enough time, that bot will reconfigure your bigoted thinking

that is the best thing seun has done to nairaland

have you read any of those normal useless posts that have become the brand of nairaland for the past 10 years recently? they have all gone

well done Mr. seun

we need more bots like that

make people dey use their brain

advanceDNA:
I love women...
Without shishi in their pocket, they will put you under pressure, say u are wasting their time and make you work on their own time to achieve their own aim in life.............while the reality is that they have no where to go because their plans B, C & D is not set,

How can u want to come into my life without shi shi, to increase my expense yet you are making it look like you are doing me a favor..

Baba...give urself brain ooooo

your post dey burst my head

id4sho:
Take cover, those gender are coming for your head 🤣😂😅🙌💯🤷

protect that man at all costs!

chinchum:
She started dating you when you moved to Canada?

yes o my guy. nothing wey we no go read for seun nairaland