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JobAndVacancies:
keep your mouth shut

you can't tell a troll from a normal human being?

That one you quoted is a troll

Always ignore the trolls

papyjaypaul:
Na statistics we go chop? 😂
At least some people are keeping records and love empirical evidence. Some people will just generalize, no evidence, no data, just their opinion they assume for everyone.

Dis statistics from inside dia nyash

meobizy:
Adichie really is poor and depressed. Rita Dominic really is poor and depressed. Diezani Alison-Maduekwe really is poor and depressed.

i don tell you my own finish. If you like dey look people wey no send ya papa dey take get hope.

Na still you go create another nairaland profile to lament

This one na to collect another loan on top the one we collect take pay IMF loan

Kingpele:
Hahaha Hahaha I never knew this woman no gentle till now...she seems genuinely good and humble maybe is because of majority of her roles in movies portray her that way..but now she has spoken is obvious she is not the family type, I thought....marriage require commitment to make it work, naturally the overall wellbeing of the family becomes the most important thing, whatever you have to sacrifice for it should go...na this kind yeye advice dey make our actresses to jump from one marriage to the other to met a soul mate

Lol. Add the simps that continue to enable this behavior

meobizy:
Marriage is always going to hold somebody back. We were raised to be independent. All of a sudden, we're forced to depend on another while trying to chase our dreams. Ko le werk. I will achieve my dreams first before giving this marriage thing a go.

if you like no marry, don't think men will chase you forever.

You will end up depressed and alone if you don't take your time

I'm so glad no one has come here to say it is a spiritual problem. Nairalanders are beginning to have small sense. Thanks to seun's new antispam bot.

I think Love800 will do better if he keeps a low-cut hairstyle for a few weeks, and bathe at least once a day (paying attention to his hair). That will stop the dandruff for sure.

No headgear while doing this

papyjaypaul:
This generation takes risk because they don't know risk. They are more comfortable online than in person. They are disconnected from reality.

people pull statistics out of nowhere these days, create funny graphs, and share online.

Originalsly:
With such relationships ... oyinbo gf/bf ...tribal/cultural differences don't matter ... background check? ... digging not needed ... relationship approved.... Congrats... .major achievement.

lol. na him classmate be that. I go bet money say dem no dey date

e fit don beg the girl make dem snap the photo after dem finish one class like that

meobizy:
Utterly pointless news.

at least the auto spam-bot has kept the urchins away

next step will be to keep these type of threads away from front page

God1000:
This is heartwarming

Grandmother's love is pure, unwavering and unmatched, an anchor of warmth and wisdom that shapes generations. her grandchildren will never forget her.

I miss my grandmother


Here's is the school principal confirming the story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kir75F2Ans?si=yBpBFV6VXqfnssN5

this is not heartwarming. this is evidence that the economy of Nigerian has gone to shit and there is no low it cannot go.

what is next?

Grandmother bring another grandchild to serve as a slave while the other ones continue school?

youngrichnigga:
Rents will now be even more expensive, the Lagos State government is only after what it will be able to charge the house owners as LUC (Land use charge and other sundries) meanwhile the landlords will take advantage of the tenants by reviewing rents periodically. What needs addressing are the agency fees, commissions, caution fees and others fees that have been introduced that now made the yearly rent so expensive. It should also put in place a deposit fund safeguard so that the renters are not cheated out and the deposit cam be turned over to the landlord in case the renter damages or vandalizes the any part of the apartment

lol. i'm glad you have seen where this is going.

I know Nigerians are not capable of thinking of anything good from scratch, and will never copy anything good. It makes me wonder where they must have copied this money-extracting tactic from

Lagos state will always go for ways to make people pay more money

Next step is to add interest, after making it monthly rent payment

Lagos na wah

omonile now go dey worry you every 2 to 4 weeks for money be dat

Racoon:
I wonder o. So much lies and propaganda on the economic situation in Nigeria in recent times.

that's because no be statistics we go chop... according to one politician like that during his election campaign

haybhi1:
No any pre-university exam beats JAMB, as of today. That's the fact in Nigeria.
Why una dey make fuss out of this? Yoy ask people, dem say dey no understand my point? Lol...

While I admit that the statement is indeed incorrect, I'll have you know that I habitually treat quirks on NL rather colloquially than formally.

Meanwhile, do you two know that if they set the most complex English exam for the three of us or anyone in your states that you prefer to nominate, I will trump you? Pick a date later in the year, let's slug it out on IELTS or SAT standard set of English exams. We'll download the softwares and make it the model. Let's chip in 500K each to make the prize 1.5M, winner takes it all.

I bet I'll not prepare for the test and still trounce you two or your nominees.

Mentions of una grammar nazis wan dey too much for me.

use that 500k pay for grammar school. dem go give you change sef

ehikwe22:
Okay, you don't know because you've not been following the loans Nigeria has been taking for the past two years

let me guess, we took another loan to pay off the IMF loan?

haybhi1:
No any pre-university exam beats JAMB, as of today. That's the fact in Nigeria.

English will be tough for you in JAMB

america needs south african "farmers" to boost their agriculture

did you know most of the whites in south africa are descendants of the nazi regime?

ecolime:
But the black majority are also murdering blacks from other countries. Is there a real difference between Apartheid and Xenophobia?

yes, color of skin and place of origin

ehikwe22:
How much is cleared vs how much is being borrowed? Can we make a comparison? The ones being cleared are obligatory. FG doesn't have a choice. Nigeria doesn't default. Tinubu borrowed money to clear debt and also borrowed more to embezzle

interesting take. we need to know if the government borrowed or took more loans

it will be utterly ridiculous if they took another loan to pay off this loan because we will only be digging ourselves deeper into the economic pit of despair

zero8zero:
https://www.channelstv.com/2025/05/12/just-in-fg-confirms-full-repayment-of-3-4bn-covid-19-imf-loan/

this is a wonderful step!

we need more good news like this

ayindejimmy:
Hmm hmm , so you expect me to mention the name of my school here.

name and shame


or you can quote me in a dead thread

HydraFeeds:
I know two families that are based in Australia but comes to Nigeria regularly.

It Australia is a really a green pastures ,8000 shouldn't be a big deal .

define regulary

a trip to australia is expensive even for the locals. you have access to the flight tickets, check it out yourself. Now can you afford that trip? I thought you are living in green pasture

dederocs:
It is not a Nigerian problem, a principal did this, this is the first of it's kind in Nigeria. Call out the offender not Nigeria, that is how people are named and shamed so they turn for the better.

call out everyone and everything involved in this nonsense

ayindejimmy:
Same in my school too. Parents come to lobby the proprietress for Prefect positions

what school is this?

mactoni91:
Una sha want make google get everyone footprint.

they already have but god forbid i use google to login to nairaland

faoogoke:
I love the American court system.
Based on evidence provided by the state to the court Sean was arrest and put in prison.
He is technically guilty based on the evidence provided by the police.
This court appearance is just to confirm same and the jail time he will spend.
Nigeria never start.

Nigeria is an acitve crime scene

wonder233:
On the contrary, he looks really good. The silver-grey appearance, like the mane of a lion, says "I'm a fighter, I'm not going down".
I'm sick of technical sexual crimes...these lowlife girls always hanging around stars, wanting the euphoria.. He was a star, and didn't force anyone.
This fake morality is just a smokescreen designed to keep the racial economic balance they've always kept. Jay Z is next, later Obama.
In Africa, they do a pretty good job of ensuring the worst of the worst rule... And sponsor destabilising forces where things seemingly want to work.

Black ignorant woke wannabes will be bleating like goats

search for what P.Diddy told Burna boy about winning the grammy when Burna boy lost out

MikeofKd:
Not encouraging mediocrity but in this life all fingers aren't equal , I'm quite sure at your age you don't have it all figured out and still some one the same age as u already does have it all figured out.

The need to rush to achieve things in life is just absurd , doesn't mean I'm downplaying the need to achieve things , In context all I'm saying is direction is better than speed.

if you put it like that, then its okay