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Why do African men like to beat their wifes??

An2elect2:
How can you think you are wise and prudent when everyone that knows God can see through you

Were in my writing did i say i was wise?

foxe:
but you do believe that we are more evolved then the other animals?

In intellectual capacity and the ability to use tools maybe yeah

foxe:
but we are more special then animals...there is a purpose why we choose to come to earth at this time in history of mankind

How is the human anima more special than other animals and mind you when i said animals humans inclusive well i blame society

onyenze123:
I don't know whether they are real or not but I do know you can make a deal with the devil.

Yeah because you have seen him and made one b4?

An2elect2:
This was one of the questions I asked myself when God brought me to life. It may be the same thing that has happened to you For some, it is God hardening them or giving them over to complete rebellion.

I tell you God is so wise, He has made everything to have meaning only in Christ.
When I heard the gospel of Christ and Him crucified, it came to me with power, in afflictions, in much assurance and in the Holy Spirit just exactly as it is stated in the bible. It's that one thing that no man can see but they see the evidence which is a changed life and outlook of things.

Salvation and meaning of life is of God.

It would mk more sense if you remove God for what you wrote up there should i edit it for you?

GoodMuyis:
Make una dey wayo and romance una sef here o
Una think say I sabi una Logic.

Make una kwantinew, e go end tomorrow. Wayo

Jealousy!!!

maximunimpact:
I also thought prison break is over-hyped

Gosh i hated this show

So the pastor struck someone with Blindness(Obviously another acting ) and the members were clapping?? Holy crap am living in this country with lunatics

Interesting thread

PROPHETmichael:
Fool you are and a fool you will always remain.
Idiot.

Why you day vex na am i the one that cant analyze things b4 i say them?

PROPHETmichael:
Mosquitos, like all other life forms, are part of a complex food web. Many fish feed on mosquito larvae, which are aquatic, and plenty of birds and spiders and other insects feed on the adults. Dragonflies and damselflies love mosquitoes. Frogs eat adult mosquitoes, tadpoles eat the larvae.

So you can clearly see that God cares about his creations by making sure none stays without food.

Mumu the fact that we have to feed on other life forms to survive as an Organism proves that if a God exists he doesn't give a Flying Bleep the logic you applied above doesnt make any sense

Hahn you killed it

LightandDarkness:
Nah video quality, 720 comes off sharper and smoother.

Yeah i know it comes sharper but smooter? i think it depends

The problem is that you think we are special thereby our existence must mean something. The truth is that none of us is special i like to look it like why do other animals try to survive?

jonbellion:
streaming is not expensive na
Just $7 a month and you get a month free trial also
It's cheaper than buying the album but at least it's legal and it helps artists make revenue through i buy some albums i really enjoyed. Remember that if everybody pirates copies of legal content your favorite artist or actor won't make money you continue acting and i don't think you would like it if you were being pirated. Your hard work and sweat. Piracy has eaten into Nigeria and Nigerians sha

I hardly stream audio i rather download it

onyenze123:
Free yourself from pride

I have never been to pride land b4

LightandDarkness:
Nah I notice, sometimes it's even hard to watch a show in 480 when you've watched bits in 720p.

The sound?

hopefulLandlord:
okay

just downloaded the entire season 1 now in 480P quality (quality of picture hardly matters in comedy shows)

I'll get to it when I'm done with Person of Interest and Lucifer season 2

CC: LightandDarkness

480p is standard for series for pc most times you won't even notice the difference between it and 720p

jonbellion:
yes
I was once like you
But I've changed
I even stream my songs but I pay so I can download and listen to them offline

You get money to waste na

onyenze123:
I don't agree with George Carlin. There is a clear difference between religion and spirituality. Man is a spiritual being, a unit of God "who is made in God's image and likeness". God is an eternal consciousness and infinite energy.

When did your opinions start to matter?

eyeview:
Lesbianism is a crime in this nation.
This lady has just confessed to being a criminal.
Why isnt she under arrest right now?

They didn't catch her in the act

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!

But I want you to know something, this is sincere, I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is bleeped up.

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man.

No woman could or would ever Bleep things up like this. So, if there is a God, I think most reasonable people might agree that he's at least incompetent, and maybe, just maybe, doesn't give a shit. Doesn't give a shit, which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of these bad results.

So rather than be just another mindless religious robot, mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a shit, I decided to look around for something else to worship. Something I could really count on.

And immediately, I thought of the sun. Happened like that. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. Several reasons. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer, but hey. At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us.

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing. And the best thing about the sun, it never tells me I'm unworthy. Doesn't tell me I'm a bad person who needs to be saved. Hasn't said an unkind word. Treats me fine. So, I worship the sun. But, I don't pray to the sun. Know why? I wouldn't presume on our friendship. It's not polite.

I've often thought people treat God rather rudely, don't you? Asking trillions and trillions of prayers every day. Asking and pleading and begging for favors. Do this, gimme that, I need a new car, I want a better job. And most of this praying takes place on Sunday His day off. It's not nice. And it's no way to treat a friend.

But people do pray, and they pray for a lot of different things, you know, your sister needs an operation on her crotch, your brother was arrested for defecating in a mall. But most of all, you'd really like to Bleep that hot little redhead down at the convenience store. You know, the one with the eyepatch and the clubfoot? Can you pray for that? I think you'd have to. And I say, fine. Pray for anything you want. Pray for anything, but what about the Divine Plan?

Remember that? The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and Bleep up Your Plan?

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the Bleep bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.

So to get around a lot of this, I decided to worship the sun. But, as I said, I don't pray to the sun. You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't Bleep around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with.

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that RoosterDrinker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat.

So I've been praying to Joe for about a year now. And I noticed something. I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't. Same as God, 50-50. Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe, the wishing well and the rabbit's foot, same as the Mojo Man, same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.

And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was.

In fact, I'm gonna put it this way. If there is a God, may he strike this audience dead! See? Nothing happened. Nothing happened? Everybody's okay? All right, tell you what, I'll raise the stakes a little bit. If there is a God, may he strike me dead. See? Nothing happened, oh, wait, I've got a little cramp in my leg. And my balls hurt. Plus, I'm blind. I'm blind, oh, now I'm okay again, must have been Joe Pesci, huh? God Bless Joe Pesci. Thank you all very much. Joe Bless You!

Vasaratti16:
The Specialist: Bear with me, but we all get annoyed with people who are better than us. This setof people who have done nothing wrong but have poured enough time into the game to be rather skilled, always top of the leader board. They have done literally nothing wrong but can be the most annoying people in the entire game purely because they show you up or endlessly kill you making you feel inadequate . There's no point even trying to beat this guy, give up.
Favourite quotes: "This is my first time of playing this I swear"

This is so on point

CuteMadridista:
I only attack religious bull in real life if someone attempts to preach it to me, except Jehovah's witnesses who I simply tell that I'm a Jew or I'm excommunicated and they usually leave very fast

Wow, so this is the tricks to get them running