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postmann aka postgoat aka errandboy

My lil puppet, what has this pea-brained and slow-witted degenerate not said to save face!!

This same dude who had cried foul cos i threw at him his real age, this forty year old aint even geared for great thinking, this inane monkey who was so lazy for a rebuttal became all vicious and fury reflected when he saw what i was enjoying...choi..e pain the werey well well...

since then he has been on my matter , asking me questions dumber than his mother, like for instance did i buy the mattress, dude doesn't know his reverse psychology has the same weakness as his confidence...

Could anyone believe this thief had cc'd some particular persons on this forum and still got ignored like a disease, whatever happened to self-respect..

Well this is what to expect from a 40 year old who threw shame into the wind and started giving a lady countless mentions spamming her inbox with his foolishness until the lady gave him a stern warning, dude was so embarassed he apologised like a defeated troll!!

postmann is nothing but a lousy misfit, i have threatened you so much on this forum that i have seen the extremity of your punches, you got nothing else in that empty head of yours

like i have always said , me against the both of you isnt a fair fight, i mean, how difficult is it for two forty year olds who can't fully take a young guy like me down? And both of them are aware of this feat which is why they need the support of eachother to be considered a worthy opponent...

This is mission impossible for you, postgoat!, your mama's distended and decayed pussy would have to be clean as crystal before you can ever best me in a brawl, and we both know that aint coming any soon as your mamma is a dirty skank with a diick addiction problem

silly-goat

Fearlez:
People like edimolu who takes tramadol or codein for highs and sexual performance in their 20s or 30s really need to sit down and take inventory of their own pathetic lives.

That is how this one will just be killing someone with his blunder ridden grammar, olodo

But if na to either wânk or sniff bumb.ae panties ,i bet if the dude makes errors...


unthinking-harebrained faggôt

Fearlez:
Edimolu is just another low birth and as miserable as a villain's pet rat.

The dude will stalk me to his early grave all because I rejected his peace offerings and refused to acknowledge a psychotic regenerate whose peerage has lesser dignity than a peasant's.

Someone stupid enough to post his mortuary-looking one-room apartment online should have his body chopped off bit by bit , limb from limb until his entire flesh is like suya-kebab .

We can begin to see why he was blocked on WhatsApp by all the romance land girls he stalked.

Fearlez aka pant sniffer, how market now?

The most shamed nairalander to ever walk the facet of the earth, tell me that one person who hasn't bullied you into oblivion and i will reduce your pain

oh, let me make it easier, tell me that battle where you independently fought and was not disgraced like a street urchin!!

The only dude on nairaland who measures his life worth by the online battles he has engaged in, no wonder bum.bae denied ever dating you, little wonder the anambra babe disgraced you at the car park after she was unfortunate enough to feast her eyes on a face that looks like a donkey's anus

The lil girl, 19 year old for that matter had to create a thread about it, and this dude called fearlez in an effete show of madness started quoting those who barely knew of his existence to explain what happened

dude was trying to redeem an already soiled dignity

like i always say, pity is the right word for an halfwit such as you, one who has tiny legs from the subsequent events of partaking in masturbation !!!

stupid wânker, recharge card begger, tell me that curse that hasn't been bestowed upon you, you ugly as fûck, you broke as fûck, you are bald as fûck, your thick militant head should be used in smashing stubborn rocks ah swear

lonely bastard

Fearlez see as i dey bully you, you sef fight back now..hahahhaa

postmann:
You think like the wretched, ill-exposed man that you are!!!

Your 48inches high mattress certainly don't need a bunk.

Orue!!!

Wretched, shameless, sociopathic junkie!

You are a classless, halfwitted, fashionless morônic shiitbag who in this age and era couldn't differentiate between a polo and a v-neck shirt!!

One who foolishly concluded all existing mattresses need a wooden bunk..

in yoruba we call dingbats like you, ebiii nnaa....

thieving diminutive bastard

postmann:


Oh boy, I had no idea his poverty level is this deep! I've been wasting my time with a mentally defective substance abuser.

After all this self-exposé he offered us, I feel I let myself down to have descended to the level of engaging this depraved muppet.

Now it all come together why he's so desperate plagiarising us, posting desperate pics. Dude is a fake, a poseur!!!

Man, this is the lowest of scumbags I've ever engaged on here!

You let yourself down, hahahahhaha

laugh no go kill me for here , imagine this ill-bred bastard who has never succeeded in anything of worth in his life, one who swore on his dead parents never to engage me but upon seeing my babe's aßs let all hell loose and quoted me as early as 6am to squeal like an helpless chicken about how lonely his night was

curse be the day you were born, you should be kept around monkeys or chimpanzees , i suppose most of the are gay, you'd thrive well in their presence since your anus is virtually wired and fired for massive dick destruct

By the time i'd be done with you, you'd wish your dead beat of a father had bought a condom by the roadside before sticking is tiny prick into your whoorish mother's grey cûnt with the stench of a dead rat!!!

Scatterbrained iidiot

postmann:
Mr 48inches tall mattress, who asked you!!! You're psychologically miserable!!!

Even before minimal pressure is applied, you've surrendered your rectum like the stupid faggit you are, being on the defensive and explaining yourself.

Bloody wimp!!!

Your father was more miserable than i would ever be to have birthed a lowlife demented goat like you who has a penchant for choking on diicks..

i ask again, are your parents aware you are gay? have you told them your anus apart from shiiting also welcomes the brutality of a fûck?

Hahahahahha

it will take the second coming of jesus christ before a degenerate such as yourself who basks in the aura of foolishness to outbrawl me

postmann:


I'm totally gobsmacked by the low life expectations of this mentally defective dweeb.

It's a different matter altogether when virgin teenage boys display this type of immaturity but for a full fledged adult to display this type of crass immaturity speaks volumes of his social backwardness.

That dumbbell owns nothing to his name. He is a wretched dependant who still lean on his family for his daily bread. This complete madcap is several miles away from sanity. Spewing desperate lies to cover his dreary life.

No matter how hard we flog and shame him, his contentment lies in his name appearing next to ours in his pretence of verbal engagement.

Not you nor your father nor your generation combined can ever outbrawl me, it would be more easy to walk on water than for you to achieve that!!!!

olodo, i wonder how a single human brain can sprout so much nonsense so easily like fart from anus!!!

Mr i am a writer, i write books for kindergarteen pupils..

olodo

postmann is the dumbest charcter on nairaland as i had asserted!!

why would any sane mind conclude every mattress regardless of its height needs a wooden bunk, this is what happens when one grows up in a village, one who is very unexposed in the mannerism of fashion...

The elementary school writer, Mr ade goes to farm"

emotional dolt

chrisley it is good you stalk me , i like that, if you read my escapade you would know i never had sex today, she wanted raw but aint doing none of that shii!!!

Am not like you , a sex starved faggôt, am sure you would have defied all odds and ruined your life for a 5mins enjoyment!!

If you need babe i go give you, sex has never been my problem, i fûcked my ex over 400 times and have done close to a hundred with the present, needless to say i still have friends with benefit!!!

You are beneath me when it comes to sexual accomplishment, what you regard mission impossible is what i call a stroll in the pack...

Now who masturbates between us two, one who complained bitterly about not being paid by N.power or me who rejected a skin to skin sex!!!

iidiot

postmann:
[b]If you call what looks at most a 12inch mattress 48inches, it shows;

1) You didn't buy the mattress

2) It's not your home


3) You're still squating with someone.


What a shameless, penniless, dirt-poor, drug addict!

Unemployable vagabond!!! When are you going to grow enough financial muscles and take charge of your life financially?


48inches-tall mattress! Uhuhwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! It's so high, you don't need a bunk!!!

Village mugu!

Your subtle attempt at reverse psychology is as weak as your intellect

Imagine this poor broke fella who thinks all mattresses need a wooden bunk , this must be the height of poverty

Agitation and sweaty palms couldn't even afford you to spell the word "squatting" correctly...olodo

chrisley:
After he's been stalking the ashewo section for ages as a chronic loner and masturbating to the escapades he reads there.. he finally got laid and couldn't contain his excitement , he rushed to upload the pix to show the world the feat he achieved.. cos only someone new to pussy will tell world he finally laid a bitch after so many vain attempts

We get pussy on a regular.. bitches come and go.. buh we dont kiss and tell and thats the trait of a matured mind

His lying impulses has overwhelmed him.. he lies witout any oita of shame.. without any proof he lied that I work with Indomie company and hoping to manipulate me to state my real hussle.. but trust me i won't fall for that even though wat I'm doing is a prestigious one

We work on desk with the AC on making cool cash with our pen.. while Edimolu is busy packing dog shiit on a daily cos he's third class certificate renderd him unemployable

Postmann now tell me.. why should I waste my time on that loser

Anyone who takes this one serious is a fool, see the way he laments, chrisley your emotions betray you way to much, how about you go to the sexuality section and say men don't kiss and tell?

You are such a senseless one...broke niccur still having 50 naira indomie for breakfast...the dude couldn't even afford himself either beef or meat

imagine what a human being feeds on, very pathetic....

postmann:
@ the emboldened:

Ah! Na so my detective prowess pain you reach?


Ah, please, thou holy servant of the gods of poverty in your family foundation, please have mercy on me!!!

Uhuhwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

You have become unnecessarily boring, you have lost strategy and focus, you aint dissing anymore...all i see are just cheeky verbiages reflecting a laugh that seems non existent in reality!!!

keep hurting like a sex starved maniac!!

lest i forget, where are those you cc'd?

am coming to modify this, hahahahhaha, ignored yet again like a plague

postmann:
Mr 48inches-tall mattress

Your case must reach yaba left.

Devil done catch you today!!! We all know there's several inches wide mattress (width and breadth) but 48inches tall?

You're a big, lying, tramadolized idiot.

Poverty raised to power 10!!!

Ajegunle monkey!!!


Aahh!!! You must hate me real bad now.

Uhuahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Lol!! hahahahhaha, this guy mumu no be small

Postmann you are mentally soft,you are so fast in playing stupid, your whoorish mother was never this fast in portraying her sexual fantasies and prowess!!

You have left the shores of the your previous argument and dwell your foolishness on when i use tall or not? just agree you are exhausted and admit defeat...you are simply dumb

Could any sane mind tell this thieving deceptive bastard to do a research on things that are extremely far from his intellectual-grasp?

Are you short of data? Should in case your hustle ever pays which i boldly doubt, get an 8 feet tall mattress and equip it with a wood bunk...shameless forty year old

stupid misfit

Fearlez:
Edimolu managed to light up the room, borrowed a neighbor's bedsheets and took a picture from an entirely different angle making sure the camera viewfinder is very narrow revealing the only tiny spot in his piggy room that looks fit enough for human habitation.

The wretched, pathetic whelp doesn't have a bed but makes do with a mattress on the bare floor.

This is us usually the kind of despicable human bums that are all over Nairaland looking for the attention life has denied them.

The proof that he is feeling the mental brunt of this carnage (when we're only going soft on him) is the fact that he took great pain to change his dirty Malam bedsheets, put on the room light and snap the room just to impress us.

Edimolu cares alot about what we think about him

When mentioning me, ensure you put the figure 2 at the end of my sobriquet, it make it easier for me to better force sense into that thick militant head of yours...

Keep crying, my pictures taunt you , which is why it triggers your hormones into writing the most senseless comment i have been unfortunate enough to set my eyes on!!

i mean why put so much energy on things that don't hurt you, if truly it doesn't

fearlez, truth is , no matter how much your try to hide under the cloak of recycling the same diss...you are still that broke and ugly fûcktard, one who laces a lemon belt on coat ,not even a classy suit, and used a cutlass tie...

you are in no position to define the worth of anyone as you yourself are still struggling with your fashion sense, i wonder how your room'd look like, if you could dress up like a lunatic and take a picture when the sun was shinning on your bald head while standing like a malnourished patient...am not surprised you have this hate in you...

i will drop more pictures soon enough..i like it when you rant, it makes you appear pathetic...

postmann:
Woe betide your family for sending an ineffectual bumpkin like you to lie their way out of shame and poverty!!

4 feet tall mattress That's 48 inches tall!!!! Is that mattress 48inches tall with the angle of the guy's waste on the floor to the bed?

Someone thinks the rest of the world is plagued by the same low intelligence that plagues his generation past and present.

Fe.arlez
Chri.sley
Tso.m
Please someone call ftb.omb and big jo.e to come behold another edimolu wonders!!!

Dude said he has a 48 inches-tall mattress and so he doesnt need a bunk.

Someone is so desperate to lie away his poverty but his low IQ is standing as an obstacle.

For trying to switch the thesis of your argument, it shall never be well with you, you shall die a cow's death and be butchered limb after limb and fed to the crocs

Are you as blind as stupid, you challenged the mattress thinking every mattress requires a wooden bunk, i called you out on your lunacy and you decided to save your shame by settling for the number of feets i claimed the bed to be..

You talk way too much is your problem, only if you stopped to learn yourself to read time to time, i wouldn't be making mockery of your intellect, you are a disgrace to your parents for making their effort on your education a total waste!!!

Do a research on what a 48 inches bed is and get back to me take your time, i'd wait

Perhaps you don't know wooden bunks are dependent on the owner's choice, what your addled brain forgot to tell you is, the height of your bed is a yardstick in getting a bunk, if your bed is 3 feet and above then getting a bunk is as useless as that filthy whôre you regard mother!!

Even owners of 1 feet beds could decide not to use a bunk, it doesn't affect their sleep, ad mind i ask this, under what constitution is it compulsory you use a bunk? you see why i always regard you as stupid and dumb...You would say just about anything to seem relevant even if it makes you look foolish, what has a bunk got to do with this brawl?

olodo

keep ccing those peeps who care less about your existence, you think everyone is as jobless as you and fearlez?

postmann:
13 mentions from a desperate bumpkin making feverish attempts at damage control.


Your desperation and insecurity are on supersonic speed taking you to cuckooland.

You desperately are trying to prove a point!!! Damn! See how much mental authority and influence I exert over you!

You wanted to show me the room was tiled while exposing your mattress lying on the bare, cold floor.


Village boy. How much does making a bed bunk cost? Wretched street rodent.

Both pics (the one with the unrefined roadside bushmeat you called your babe, and today's own) have similar but obviously different bedsheets, so can you kindly take the same pic as the first, maintaining the same angle, and this time turn on the lights.

I'm expecting more desperate pics on my desk for further inspection.

i have no business with your cries except for the bolded!!!

The bolded shows you are one classless, fashionless and ugly degenerate, you mean to tell me a 4 feet tall bed needs a wooden bunk?

Are you really this dumb, one fûcked in the head wouldn't display this much imbalances now, Wetin man eye no go see?

This effete show of dumbness and without class is a testament and a proof you sleep on a mat.

What should one expect from a retârd who couldn't differentiate between a polo shirt and a v-neck shirt

i had deliberately put up the pics, so you could further make a fool of yourself, like i have always said, you are as unintelligent as a dunce, your thought process is as weak as your father's erection!!!

Damn, how can one man be this stupid now?

classless bastard

Fearlez the sacked moderator, how market now

chrisley my biitch boy, the indomie ambassador!

Mr "ever wondered why i now base in lagos"...

emotional biitch oshi

postmann don't claim busy, you had boasted being hardcore and now you scampering away like a coward..

stupid cûnt

How can forty year olds be so jealous and full of hate for someone in his early twenties!!!

Postmann has been so anally fûcked he can't differentiate between a face me i slap you and a 2 bed flat.....

one who foolishly thinks workmate and colleague are the same thing !!

postmann is but a broke biitch boy

postmann aka postgoat

Hurry now with the trolling, babe be rubbing my chest now...gat to give her the last D, my babe at home be calling me already!!!!

Toto no go kill me

Fearlez the hypocritical iidiot says he gives no rat ass about my pictures, yet he surrounds his whole comment around my pictures...talking about one who can't admit he is pained!!!

Fearlez:
Hahahahaahah, wicked!
Edimolu is so secure that he truly needed to share pictures of his squalid bedroom and "girlfriend" and daily routine information with all of us that don't know or give a rat shiit about him in Nairaland. He sound like a true emo-bitxh to me..

didinrin, this boys keep talking about the picture , you are seriously pained by it...i feel your hurt, while you stayed glued to your phone screaming they blocked edimolu on whatsapp, am with my ladies having a blast!!

Sooner or later , you would retire to your bed yet again filled with loneliness and wânk your diick till it becomes all flaccid absent of any further erection...

little wonder you have legs the size of a broomstick

postmann u go suffer well well for my hand, if you don't troll this pictures you are a bastard, i could care less about this faggôts...pictures like this mean nothing to me, i do it on a regular in the sexuality section....

if you like say i carry ashewo, na you know, a fresh boy like me can never be sex starved like you who seeks solace in the embrace of your gay partners diick...

postmann get to trolling

postmann you are going soft, do you need me dropping another picture to trigger your hormones?

Am with my ex at the moment, she needed the diick!!!