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Fearlez:
At 32, the high points of edimolu's life is stalking lezz and posting pictures of a shapless roadside hoe on his dirty mattress on the bare floor and claims he runs a pussy dynasty. This is same dude who was pleading with a teenage named harddon in romance section on tips on how to date a girl earlier this year.

The truth of the matter is that all Edimolu's claims are as erroneous as his father's claim on the pregnancy that delivered him. It's as fake as his momma's flabby bra propped-up titties. The boy has never even fought and won any battle just as his father had never mounted his low-hygene mother to achieve orgasm until her death.

This is why his mother was clobbed to death by her own brothers for her indiscriminate borderless whoredom leaving edimolu as Nairaland foremost psychedelic orphan disturbing the sanity of this forum.

This dude followed me and all my handles for hopes of getting a father figure online since 2016 but I can't father a mental recluse whose braincells recedes faster than the hairline of a 60 year old. This rejection has manifested as his impulse stalking and quoting of my post everywhere.


A plagiarist whose string of copy and paste disses is as week as his tramadol-dependent penis.

Someone whose emotional stability is as stable as a car's faulty fuel gauge thinks ranting nonstop like a pig castrated without anaesthetics is how a battle is won.

I was thinking the most unfortunate thing about this human catastrophy was the fact that his mother picked and allowed an unproductive member of society like his father to raise a family together without even doing basic DNA compatibility test, but alas it turned out that both of his parents share an encyclopedia of STDs between them to birth a human sac of putrid pussy like edimolu who doesn't have the brainpower to realise that stalking someone for over a year is a tested and confirmed sign of defeat and torment.

The unfortunate human garbage will never stop entertaining us with his sadness and frustration. And he's so boring like a comdon f(u)ck of 3rd round with same rants over and over.
This is same idiot whose entire life isn't even worth yet he has earned for himself Nairaland most tormented vagabond, whizzling like a homeless insect disturbing the peace of this forum all in the vain attempt to get back at me.

He will only get my dismissal letter anytime he quoted me. The fool isn't worth any other response from me.

edimolu2:
postmann the dumb brute niccur has taken to his heels yet again, tail between legs like the scared dog that he is...biitch boy coukdn't take the heat

postmann can't keep up, he needs a break, i wouldn't blame him though, sometimes i get scared of me too

Postmann is a GAY Legend

Having fearlez rimming through his leaking anus defying all odds, the faggôt's favorites are diick choking and cûm swallowing. He is known for spending hours licking lezz's ass all way up to lezz's unattractive and thickly-dirt-stained ball-sac, postmann 's head has spent eons up there the fool would doubt the existence of oxygen...

Peeps are fastly getting aware of this mad man being a sociopath, which is why no one affiliates with him anymore, the ones he cc's all the time for recognition and backup albeit in a shameful manner ignore him like a plague till date..this boy needs a total brain reset


Who wants to affiliate with a forty year old who measures his life achievement and worth by the number of e-brawls he has won?, one whose credibility has been shattered timeless counts!

dimwit

postmann:
I'm done here. I'm gonna leave you wailing loud like a street dog. You're going to as usual give me numerous mentions, and empty insults in other to have me respond. But I'm tired of fucķing you. My phallus has become numb to your brutalized anal passage

postmann:


Look at this miserable, ineffectual, bovine encephalopathic retaŕd with cognitive dissonance who stands before me to pose as a challenger. This cannon fodder that gets blown to smithereens by my sheer literal prowess!

I'm done here. I'm gonna leave you wailing loud like a street dog. You're going to as usual give me numerous mentions, and empty insults in other to have me respond. But I'm tired of fucķing you. My phallus has become numb to your brutalized anal passage.

Worthless bitchass bumpkin who went to his neighbors room to snap a pic, claiming the 12inches mattress lying on the bare floor was a 48inches. Low-bred, ill-exposed, impecunious skid-rower.

Unemployable, lonely, frustrated, tramadolized, sickly, lying, low self-esteemed piece of biological concuction.

postmann:


The challenger is the one who got something to prove. He will keep on dragging this in the hopes it will end one day in his favour. That's why he keeps restagging the match.

Once you're up there, expect desperate minions trying to use you as ladder up to achieve their online goals.

Dude is so heartbroken, after selling his dirty secret on nairaland in the hopes it would get him some attention. Later he adopted playing the sycophant to popular male nairalanders in other to feel among, that was when he followed all our handles, including handles barely 24 hours old. And when lezz gave him the matching orders, he went wild with rage.

Such is the story of this frustrated oaf called edimolu. Imagine this empty vessel trying to tag along. What a liability he would have been.

chrisley:
He's a pussy poacher and an inexorable liar

Someone who has erectile malfunction claiming to have layed his bitch a thousand times.. maybe all does is run his fingers in her.. cos he once told nairalanders his dick has failed him

He posted two different pics and claimed its his crib but we noticed the bedsheets differ but the fool refused to own up to his lies... maybe he lives in a 2 bedroom flat

Honestly throwing jabs with a fool sometimes make you look like one.. it's high time we write him our own dissmisal letter o.. cos this guy matter don tire me.. his lies have become unbearable

postmann:
When hit on the head with a rod he starts speaking in tongues like a primitive, prehistorical pongidae.


Pretencious, tramadolized bumpkin. It takes a criminal to be a drug addict because 90% of your drug indulgence is done under great anxiety and secrecy for fear of being apprehended by law enforcement agencies.


Since you voluntarily confessed to tramadol abuse which left you unconscious and later rushed to the hospital, I can help wondering how the scenario played out giving your impecunious family background.


How were you rushed to the hospital giving the obvious lack of vehicle by you or your guardians?

Also considering the slum you reside in isn't accessible by car.

upon sighting your unconscious bodily lying on the floor, your wards would have let out a wild yell like the loud calls of great mountain apes when under distress. And they must have hand-carried you through the great slum before flagging a good Samaritan who would take pity and lift your drug-ravaged body to the hospital.

edimolu2:
Postmann is all of the following except?

A) Broke
B) Ugly
C) Zero fashion sense
D) A dependent disslord
E) Forty year old unmarried fool..
F) An asslicker
G) A gay boy
H) All of the above

You have just a minute to upload your answer, your time starts now

postmann:


Uhuahahahahqhahahahahahahahaj!!!!!!!

Madcap! You're a sinking ship. You fling out any floatsam and jetsam just to get on shore, no matter how badly weather-battered you are.

Disslord wannabe! Go read up all your disses and count the healthy brain cells in your cranium that hasn't yet been fried out my tramadol abuse.

Mentally depraved, bovine encephalopathic, lousy toto-hunter.

postmann:
Did you just say brother!!!

How dare you lift yourself up in such undue arrogance putting a claim to my distinguished nobility? How dare you try to taint my impeccable persona with the filth that oozes from your repugnant reputation, you swine!

How dare you try to plagiarize my progeny of distinguished personalities? Wasn't I generous enough letting you run amok with my phrases and verbiage? Now you're getting greedier trying to taint my bloodlines with your inferior and parochial genes.

I will no tolerate this forced affinity from you, you unhinged, pre-historical peasant of low birth.

postmann:
Your mental strength was built from same weak cells that controls the gate to your mother's easily accessible pussy. Guarded by wrinkled, cellulite-ridden thighs.

Look at your making confessions to a well known fact, conceding to lezz's unrivaled supremacy in verbal dueling. That's after you spent years denying it. But a little slap from me got you confessing.

That's how unreliable you are. Under minimal pressure, your rectum caves in, collapsing like your mother's breasts struggled in vain against gravity and over-handling like a piece of meat on market table.

You've never earned your right to brawl me. You're several ladders down the pecking order. Nairaland reigning plagiarist. You even went online to start lifting disses word for word. Mentally handicapped, desperate lunatic.

postmann:
You don't have the basic cognitive requirement to procure or maintain a relationship with the opposite sex. Your tact-less pickup lines litter all over this forum like dirt takes over a market place. No wonder marinnee called you a lousy bore. In your criminal minded ploy, you tried to attack her for exposing you. Desperate toto-hunter.


It's hard for someone who grew up in your shabby background, surrounded by criminals and substance abusers not to be a lying crook.

Back to the question : what manner of a man claims he has a babe and post her compromising pictures online and says "I just bleeped her". Only one like edimolu who spent all his days on nairaland begging girls to cyber-date him, and crying to harddon for wooing tips. That's part of your highly undistinguished legacy here.

You save up little changes from the dirty errands you run for criminal drug addicts -- your superiors in tramadol abuse, and when it gets to 500 or 1k, you take a walk across the road and hook yourself with some of Ajegunle cheapest prostitutes, whose pussies have been baked black with STDs and penile overdose. Then you come online to post your achievement :

"my babe and I, we just had sex". What a loser! A poverty enveloped, wretched dweeb with the most awkward social skills ever.


That's why you envy lezz. Tramadolized, wretched wizzard. I know envy fills you up like deformed red blood cells filled up your system.

and how did I get entangled with nairaland most undistinguished sociopath? Simple: He attributed that i was lezz and kept on giving me ceasless, unwarranted mentions

What a lonely, broke, desperate, sickler.

chrisley:
Your redemption will defy all orthodox approach.. eccentricity is now becoming your normalcy.. Divine intervention is what you need to break free from this spirit of lies that has a grip over you

Hit him with factual lines about his queer lifestyle.. and he will spring up fictional hogwash just to goad me or taint my image.. but that bothers me the least cos everyone already know his a neurotic liar

How a graduate exudes such mental ineptitude still eludes my understanding.. could it be likened to weed or his tramadol abuse? Edimolu be careful with your intake cos your lunacy is becoming full blown

Everyone disassociated themselves from you when they spotted you're a psychopath .. It's quite uncanny how you remained defiant and forcing yourself on peeps who don't want to be identified with you.. No shame you have

You've always tried to sniff me out but still you have no dirt on me.. so dont sweat your techinque.. stop trying so hard to have many fooled with all those petty lies from no impeccable source

Learn to be receptive to suggestions.. nobody hates you.. you are just a young child living with yo mama..instead of investing your time in developing yourself you're busy battling postmann and fearlez who are already accomplised, living in comfort and with four wheels

You keep resurfacing as bad guy with tough skin but we all know it's a false bravado.. fake bravity cos deep down you already know you'll be smoked out at every encounter.. just yesterday you even claimed none can outbrawl you.. but the question is who have you defeated b4?

Let go of your pride cos you've been fighting a lost battle you are more like a forgone conclusion.. your rants don't hold a sway and they are always destined for scrap.. you stir up sporadic battles with your superiors yet you get beaten so seamlessly.. while you sprawl back to your 4feet bed with piercing sadness

Ma dear Edimumu or like lezz would say "fanboy turned rebel" or as postmann would have it "sicklemia claiming fresh blood".. what you need is to have an introspection to think about your life.. stopping wasting your time looking for who to brawl with.. but rather invest your time on things that would make your pocket heavy on the cheda to better your life

Chew on that

postmann:
Which mentally healthy man comes online and says " i just had sex with my babe"

Only a guy that actually has no babe. You be mugu!

Pussy is cheap! But not to guys like you with serious low self-esteem. Little wonder droves of girls here reject you like they could perceive your leprosy online.

Repugnant idiot. !!!

edimolu2:
postmann the dumb brute niccur has taken to his heels yet again, tail between legs like the scared dog that he is...biitch boy coukdn't take the heat

postmann can't keep up, he needs a break, i wouldn't blame him though, sometimes i get scared of me too

Postmann is a GAY Legend

Having fearlez rimming through his leaking anus defying all odds, the faggôt's favorites are diick choking and cûm swallowing. He is known for spending hours licking lezz's ass all way up to lezz's unattractive and thickly-dirt-stained ball-sac, postmann 's head has spent eons up there the fool would doubt the existence of oxygen...

Peeps are fastly getting aware of this mad man being a sociopath, which is why no one affiliates with him anymore, the ones he cc's all the time for recognition and backup albeit in a shameful manner ignore him like a plague till date..this boy needs a total brain reset


Who wants to affiliate with a forty year old who measures his life achievement and worth by the number of e-brawls he has won?, one whose credibility has been shattered timeless counts!

dimwit

postmann:
No one takes a drug addict for his words! A tramadlized idiot with a class act in pretence!!!

Another great penile stab to your loosed rectum sent your running back to the chemist shop looking for a butt-pad to cover the bleeding.



You've no self honour, no personal integrity. Fake ass, impecunious reťard!

How can you go to sleep when I've set your reputation in flames! Pretencious lunatic!


Wretched slum dump dweller. Mr 48inch ta mattress!

postmann:
There!!!

That was you , right in the lowest part of the pit of depravity and low self-esteem.

Pussy is a like a rare precious diamond to an ugly, drug-ravaged, impecunious mugu like you. No wonder you came here to beg for yansh a d pussies, harassing hardon to teach you how to bed a woman and throwing yourself at any woman who crossed your path until they start rejecting you like you have a contagious disease.


Any girl that offers her pussy to you must have shared similar traits with your mother who was a specialist in fucking champions in failure like your dad.

He watched helplessly while you uncle took the life of his wife.

postmann:
By spending almost your entire time on ashewo bear palour?

We know how a depraved maniac whose sole purpose was to copy other people's diss word for word looking for people forum to forum to apply them on.

Until we got your wings clipped and reputation murdered, you were practically all over the place like a true drug addict.

Your personals are just too damning! I've not even started throwing your pics around. And your room and 48inches tall mattress are perfectly tucked in my hard drive. uhauahahahahahaha!!!

The funny thing was that you voluntarily handed them over to me!

And someone called you a man? Nah, you're an effeminate, ineffectual piece of human dross. I won't even call you a biťch, bitches don't get this crack up this easy.

You came to nairaland to sell your story in order to purchase fame, but all you got was disgrace and rejection. What that simply means is that your life is one huge, boring story no one wants to read.

Hence you're one frustrated, angry drug abuser who felt hurt like a bitch bleeped without pay.