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postmann aka postgoat aka errandboy

i had promised you a picture...don't fail me..

i'd like for you to troll me with it!!!

your time starts now

chrisley:
Ever wondered why I'm now based in lagos? I secured a job with a company here in lagos... NP0WER is just my sideline

A wise man once said "Maturity is learning not to update your everyday activities you on social media"

I owe you no further explanations

See the bastard claiming MATURITY yet you were matured enough to have dragged a lady into this brawl,

A term you ignore and throw in the wind anytime you come across me on here, which then begs the question, does your brain-cells get confiscated each time you notice my sobriquet? huh? Such lousy-misfit you are!!!

The same way that iidiot called postmann too kept tagging marrii.neee in every quote/comment till she became tired of his foolishness and strictly warned him!!!

i do not know the kinda brains adults now possess!!!

@bolded, indeed....yet in this same comment you revealed to me the following

*You are now in lagos
*You have a job
*Npower is a sideline
*You work in a company

imagine the way you sought validation from me, Which then begs the question again, are you fûcked in the head, how can you say one thing then do the other?

Maturity indeed, please practice what you preach, as far as i know you'd be doing the whole populace a favour if you kept some opinions to your tard-self!!

brainless-morôn

chrisley:
Ever wondered why I'm now based in lagos? I secured a job with a company here in lagos... Npower is just my sideline

A wise man once said "Maturity is learning not to update your everyday activities you on social media"

I owe you no further explanations

stop the piteous rants, it makes you pathetic

niccur what the fûck is my business with you being in lagos?, i care less about where you live..

When you are being bullied is when you start screaming maturity here and there, you this stupid piece of filth, were you matured when you quoted me to throw subtle jabs? it is what you do all the time, and when put in the spot you start squealing like an helpless chicken looking for ways to evade brutality.

This has never been your fight and never will!!

i had warned you, my brawl with those faggôts is a regular one and happens anytime i see fit, nairalanders even ignore us and watch from the sidelines...but you? an amateurish-puppet wanted to play catch up by affiliating yourself in a manner i consider ässlicking..

You âsslick guys as much as you âsslick girls, you have a soft spot for someone who doesn't know you exist, even the replies she gave you proved she wasn't digging your chats, but the foolish you carried on in a shameful manner till she ignored you, and the dumbest of all, this retârd gave her a mention!! height of fûckery, you drag a lady's name to a brawl, little wonder she ignored you, she sensed your immaturity thousands of miles away!!!

broke biitch

You came on nairaland to cry foul of not being paid my n-power, and you posted a picture of what you have been feeding on since they refused to pay you...

Chrisley no jokes, all my canines will reject what you consider food if there wasn't any cow-foetus in it, see what you dey chop now? No beef nor fish, hunger dey your body no be small, little wonder you look like a starved barber!!!

you couldn't even afford yourself an hungry-man-size...

imagine what an adult feeds on..

i took the second pics just now, told my babe to say hi to a niccur who depends on n-power for survival and feeds on indomie....

chrisley:
Why are you jealous that I have a soft spot for ish.ilove

You couldn't even quote her properly cos you lacks balls and tryna evade a humiliation from a female.. Ishi pls ignore this lowlife I only drew your attention for you to know your enemies

He's envious of of our animated chitchat on that thread.. Cos mari.nee and other females he made a pass at snubbed him

Unlike you, when taking a go/brawl at crack heads like you, you would never see me give a mention to any moniker...

A female nairalander still begged me offline to ignore those meatheads i have been dealing with, but do you see me yapping about it? hell no.....

Now lets take a look at your stupidity, you have a soft spot for someone who ignored your quote when you likened her name to kilishi? what manner of dumb tactic is that? This is no soft spot, this is pure âsslicking!!!

And in your buffoonery, you asked why i misspelt her moniker and then assumed i lack balls, your reverse psychology is as weak as your father's erection when put against a whôre, i just realized you are dumber than you look, you expect me to tag a nairalander that i have no issues with? Are you okay?

which lady wants to associate herself with a nairaland that depends on n-power for survival and even had to create a thread on nairaland to show his pains...

An adult who takes indomie as breakfast, no wonder you look malnourished and underfed....

broke biitch

See the iidiot's whack rhymes, hoping to get a lay from ishi.love, someone old enough to be your aunty, is that how bad kanji has taken over your life? no wonder you seek embrace in post and lezz's diicks

chrisley:
I may not be the one to say the right words.. but I'm definately a guy that hits the cookie right

Bury my head between your thighs and make you rumble between the sheets, slurp you up and.. damn! My pen is vicious and my emotions hysterical.. my style is toxic but I'd rather sail on the shores of decency

Now tell me Ishi what will it take for one to stroke your itchy hollow chambers.. just buy you kilishi?

Konji no even allow am sabi spell "definitely" properly.....

Trying to impress a woman with watery words, no wonder you depend on n-power for stipends...broke biitch

Chrisley, i gave you your respect but you just couldn't ignore....

You had wandered aimlessly into this thread hoping to find what might trigger your vexation yet you found none, but as a usual pet dog who seeks to impress his master, you wanted to impress the faggôt crew so they could massage your deflated ego

That is such a pitiful and lame effort, like i have always said, you haven't been geared for bravery, you put too much pressure to seem relevant, looking at your pics one must understand why you seek attention like a dam on heat

You have never been the intelligent one and you never learn, me against you isn't a fair fight, imagine this retârd who complained bitterly of n-power not paying him telling me what i regard as nonsensical? is your brain maggot infested, or you are just necessarily dumb?

i just had to check your picture, niccur just Bleep off, i swear i would never have a talk with you offline, am sure you complemented that dressing with a palm slippers, you look like a barber...May amadioha strike me the day i ever step outta my crib with slippers

broke biitch

chrisley:
Why can't this knobhead take rejection and move on .. we can't he keep our names outta his charred lips? tha hommie lezz don't duck battles he only spar with worthy adverseries that's why he keeps reiterating your dismissal letter

Edimumu a cookie fixated dummy who's only active in the ashawo section.. what other nairaland section have you been able to make inputs? Yet you want us to roll with a hollow being like you with intellectual deficiency

You have been exterminated often times yet you keep stalking us with your poor attempt at comeback.. yet we leave you awash in scorn n ridicule

Listen to your childish self.. same dirty bitch you opened a thread to fuss that her mouth oozes a stench is who uploaded her pic to brag with.. and basking in the aura of a player.. wretched dolt

The apex of intellectual echelon is our abode and we can't stoop a level of mediocrity to engage an unletterd dunce like you.. you can rant and wail needlessly but a loser you wil remain.. so come to terms with your fate

Who wanna waste his precious time sparring with a minion like you ? That's quite a drawback.. we gun for overlords to engage in scathing slurs and mental drills.. and not brawl with your petty type

Be gone.. indigent sod

All hail this attention seeking bastard, one who is so hôrny he needs a fûck from those who barely know him..

The last time i dealt you several blows, i told you neither me, nor lezzgoat nor postgoat knew of your existence, i told you you are one attention crazed dolt who needs an approval from them and as such try to affiliate yourself with them in a pitiful and pathetic manner!!!

Now take a gander of the number of times@bolded you used those pronouns, all this are testament to what i have been saying all along.. Do this people know of your existence asides Nairaland? An adult should have shame alongside protect his dignity, you would suck postgoat's diick so he accepts you..

I did not know you now take a penchant in stalking me, that you now know i frequent the sexuality section, does the section belong to your father? hold up, is this coming from a junkie who has few comments on nairaland and most of them are attributed to him either begging people to believe postmann is different from lezz?.

if you arent begging people to believe the difference, you are complaining bitterly how n-power has refused to pay you...

pity is the right word for a misfit such as you!!

Anytime you need validation from this faggôts, you throw a jab at me just so they could accept you, no respectable man behaves that way, have you no shame and class, are you really lonely offline that you would seek the embrace of men? That being said!!!

if i bully you now, you will start screaming obsession like a frustrated biitch..well you just signed your death warrant!!! Trust me , i'd ignore postmann/fearlez henceforth and face you, sho lo stupid nii....

I hate adults who can't think on their own, adults who need the help of gay partners to voice out their opinions...you don enter am

Mr N power ambassador, mr i have better things to do with my time, Mr i am a rapper... you will suffer!!!!

postmann:
Accusing me of having your own disease seem to be your stock-in -trade.

Now complement the madness you display each time your are cornered by posting the pit latrine that is attached to your shabby apartment.

Looking at the dim lit slum you called a room, i wonder how many toilet diseases your genitals play host to. And the foul stench that oozes from your genital fusion.

I know her pussy is a bowel of bacteria colony.

Dirty drug addict.



Oya type me another long, bitter thesis,

The fool has reduced his epistle just about the time i called him a hypocrite!!

The faggôt has always been trying to please me long than i can ever remember

He has stopped talking about my babe and switched to my bedroom yet again, that is how he shifts posts just as his mother shifted pants before her untimely death, what a brain you have

Postmann always wanting to please...u never know anything, you go suffer well well...this is the same dude that actually woke up around 5am to cry foul how sex starved he is, as in early momoh, konji is a bastard i swear!!!

Ask him what he has been doing with his time since the beginning of the day, nothing, ask him if he has commented in any other section since this brawl started, no..

All this are testament to the fact that my words hit him like hell, dude is seriously pained, while he is seated here awaiting my mentions, am on other threads having a laugh with people's comments...

postmann aka errandboy....

Your pain has just begun

postmann:
Having sex with that cheap roadside human filth is supposed to be an achievement?

To prove what exactly

postmann:
Sex is an achievement! Even with a roadside trollop

Little wonder you are unambitious

Flauting a cheap hoe in your shabby tent was supposed to be a sign of achievement!

You've never seen me yet you call me ugly and of 40 years old.

you have nothing on me!

I don't need to trade my personal info for attention

i don't need lectures from Hard.don on wooing women.

Therein lies postmann 's pain.....Dude is sex-starved and i hope the jealousy and self-hate doesn't ruin him

postmann:
You keep writing me long thesis to convince me you're not what I know you are.

You're so desperate! A glance on your epistle will convince anyone without medical diagnosis that you're a substance abuser with all the chronic effects of mental illness.

You've been on the back foot since i started throwing little jabs your way. And you've choked this thread with several long thesis of explanations.

That's what happens when postmann pays you a visit ---- you end up revealing more of your secrets. That's a sure sign of your mental inferiority.

Now apart from revealing:

- You had a dead mom who was killed by your uncle

- That you're a sickler

- And a Tramadol and other narcotics
abuser

- A lousy, erectile dysfunctional wreck due to your
sickle celled nature, (no wonder sex is an
achievement to you . )

- An unintelligent student who was relegated to a class
reserved for dullards (JSS 2F),

- That a girl beat you up in senior secondary school


YOU HAVE NOW REVEALED YOUR SHABBY ROOM TO ME, EXPOSING YOUR WRETCHEDNESS UNDER MINIMAL PRESSURE!!!

Yet you know nothing about me other than my handle.

And you call this a brawl! No, you're getting fùcked from all possible entry points!

biťchass!!!

Choi HAHAHAHHA,, E PAIN AM

let's count, 1, 2 , 3 , 4......that's like almost 13 paragraphs to reveal your pain, yet you did not say anything new that to seek vindication, you did this, you did that..lol..unstable biitch

This one is but a lost cause, i thought you were born for this, now you seemingly going soft and still very defensive, are you not the same postmann who cursed to never having a brawl with me since am unambitious?

See the long epistle you typed, he complains i type epistles yet does the same thing, is this what happens when you take a massive beating to the head?

For weeks you haven't posted a comment on nairaland, i called you out and i have kept you busy on this thread since then, more than four days now!! And you think you aren't the puppet? hahahahhahahaha...keep lying to yourself..

Since you have a penchant for trolling pictures and i love it when you foam in the mouth, i might drop something for you to cry about before the day runs out..

postmann:
Having sex with that cheap roadside human filth is supposed to be an achievement?

To prove what exactly

postmann:
Sex is an achievement! Even with a roadside trollop

Little wonder you are unambitious

Flauting a cheap hoe in your shabby tent was supposed to be a sign of achievement!

You've never seen me yet you call me ugly and of 40 years old.

you have nothing on me!

I don't need to trade my personal info for attention

i don't need lectures from Harddon on wooing women.

Notice the manner with which he concentrated on my sex life...hahahaha, very pathetic miserable loner

i really do not know what the above quote reflects if not one who has been blessed with the penchant for seeking vindication

Going on the defensive like a deranged bull!!

He even said i am unambitious, hahahahaha, yet you woke up as early as 5 am to quote this unambitious fellow just to lament pitifully how lonely your night was

i wonder how people say something and act the other way, is this how all forty year olds are? This dude has nothing going for him offline, his mates were getting ready for work but this one stays glued to his phone awaiting my pictures and mentions.....

amnesia disturbed patient, dude says my babe is a cheap hoe, jealousy no go kill you, but this goat forgets not every lady is a definition of his whôring mother who died after being date-raped

sex starved scatterbrained faggôt

choke on my diick

postmann:
Aha! Sex is an achievement Even with a roadside trollop

Little wonder you are one unambitious, unmotivated, premature-contented, under-achieving piece of human garbage with narcotics abuse!

Flauting a cheap hoe in your shabby tent was supposed to be a sign of achievement!


You see the world through the pupils of your mental and intellectual wretchedness. And you have measured life with same low standard handed down to you from your descent of under-achieving forebears.

You've never seen me yet you call me ugly and of 40 years old. What's with the obsession? Stop acting desperate, you have nothing on me!

Unlike you, I don't need to trade my personal info for attention. And certainly don't need lectures from Harddon on wooing women.

Marrinee-dumpee!

@bolded , choi...my sex life dey burn your belle well well, this guy is frustratingly pained, he even mentioned achievement twice..hahahaha

Good! i like the agitation, am sure a cold wave of blood rushed through your spine upon sighting my previous comment, your face filled with fury as you embarked on a failed-at-the-get-go revenge mission!!!!... Your emotions betray you too much!!!!

What have you not defended? emotional-misfit, if my words don't strike several nerves in that filthiness you call body, why did you defend the below? postmann get a fix on your emotions, you come off as a dam on heat!!! no more no less

*You defended your sex life
*You defended your looks
*You defended your age
*You defended me not having a thing on you*
*You defended not being broke
*You defended not needing hardon's help to woo ladies, am sure you typed this as a mistake cos we both know you are attracted to men!!

Then you went ahead to stupidly assume am obsessed with you, i remember chris.ley crying this way when i beat him harder than a cherokee drum, it is common word amongst the bullied, i won't stop, your suffering will continue as need be, i use the lash on you while you embrace the pain as a pet dog should....

i knew you were stupid, but i did not know you are a brainless slowpoke and a complete-retârd.

You are sickly frustrated, which is a testament to why you would barrage my mention with your wails crying bitterly albeit in a pitiful manner how sex starved you are and jealous you seem to be

Niccur you just have to agree i toy with your emotions, let't take a gander at this poor fellas unstable emotions yet again!!!

This baboon butt face concluded sex wasn't an achievement, which i then responded on the contrary...the fool noticed i would render his argument invalid if he ever went head-on with me..

Then like his whoore mother who shifts pants for a quickie, the dolt shifted post and said what's there to achieve in bleeping a trollop, in order words he subtly agreed sex is an achievement but not with a trollop.

please can you all see how unbalanced his emotions are and how his intellect betrays him?

Postmann woke up around 5.am , the dude did not think of anything else than to log on to nairaland to give me a mention of how lonely he was all through the night!!!

sex starvation should be added amongst the deadliest diseases as it betrays one's dignity and make jealousy become one's trademark

iidiot

postmann:
The perfect medical term for edimolu's illness is Substance-induced psychotic disorder.

Having sex with that cheap roadside human filth is supposed to be an achievement?

You have never felt secure enough to engage with the social media without negatively exposing yourself. Being ONE OF THE REST and lost in the crowd, you felt the need to sell your dirt and trade it for online recognition. Your desperation to stand out made you say/expose your family background and personal info much to your own horrors.


And you haven't learned. In one of your constant moments of attention deficit disorder, you took a pic of a girl, probably unbeknownst to her, exposing your material wretchedness as evident in the pigpen of a room you have.

To prove what exactly?

You've hardly developed mentally from the boy beaten by a girl in SS1.


You don't need to ill-expose yourself/family to get famous. Let your brilliance do it for you -- if you have any, that is.

@ bolded, therein lies your true pain, in your quest to shame me you subtly gave yourself away and unknowingly repeated the same thing twice, it tells a lot about your emotions and i do sympathize with you, your life must be so boring to think sex is not an achievement!!! Do you even know what the word achieve means? olodo

Your hate will not kill you

What manner of hate is this? sex must be a mission impossible for you for you to barrage my mention with this gibberish that best defines your pain!!!

*is it my fault you are unmarried?
*Is it my fault you are past 40 yet without kids?
*Dude i am not responsible for your ugliness, go stab your parents for that!!

Why are you so jealous of the life i live, how is it any business of yours if i have sex and post it online, afterall it is my sex and not yours, if i like i'd post the excapade in the sexuality section, you could go read it up there..

what will this unmarried iidiot not say so assume vindication? first he complained about my display picture, the fool thought he could troll me with it, i made him look the fool and gave him another picture to reveal his disturbed emotions, the misfit yet again cried bitterly upon sighting the ass i was gonna smash..dude called her a biitch, is she your biitch? she is my biitch as i am to her!!!!

Now he is pained cos i said i slept with my biitch, what manner of man gets pained cos his opponent smashes several pussies than he would in his entire life? Postmann must be a really sex starved he goat!!

For a forty year old adult to wake up very early in the morning to type a whole heap of crap and relating it to my sex life tells a lot about his loneliness in reality!!!

I don't get, i mean , this niccur spent almost 5 paragraphs in portraying jealousy? damn you are totally fûcked....

postmann aka postgoat there are several sites where you can actualise your wânking fantasies, visit them and start learning to cover your ANUS with the blood of jesus, cos it has seen too many diicks your brains have been blown away by the draught!!!

sex-starved fool, see how pained he is, complaining bitterly about my sex life

fearlezz aka lezzgoat aka bumb.ae's pant sniffer

Care to tell what you doing at the moment, i bet you drilling postmann's anus at the moment, shameless man you are, no iota of relevance do you possess offline!!

Nairaland is the place where you could ever assume a bit of importance, son of a sodomized father, your bark is far worse than your bite...i am still yet to deactivate my account though, should i conclude you a fool for not seeing your boast to the very end

what a pathetic loser you are..

Well i just finished a sex rump with babe and i thought to log on to nairaland to see what this crack-headed nutwit got in stock...

well i am a bit disappointed though...such a mind-numbing attitude you possess..

By the way could you please remind postmann he is a fool, for attributing just one reason to why you posted the screenshot of a powerbank...

For starters, you thought posting a shot would.........scratch that...postmann is stupid, that's all

postmann aka postgoat, how market na?

Do not tell me you have exhausted your opinions, i need you to rant some more like a frustrated biitch that you are

postmann:
You mean someone bolted from a duel with lezz, giving flat battery as an excuse and lezz had to tell him (with a pic-proof) that he ought to own a powerbank , which the opponent didn't have.

Is that what you've been twisting for ages in your desperation to throw a diss?

Pathetic!

You must do this, it is your calling

postmann:
Now marry that hole in a wall he calls his room to that wooden chemist shop his father gave him, then you'd get a clearer picture of the church rat called edimolu and how poverty booked a return ticket to his family.

Your opinion embarrasses you at the very least, read up what you wrote and give yourself that thorough knock

Do this to your subsequent opinions

postmann:
Quit the pretence. You're just too dumb if you think you sound convincing.

Get your Skinny ass to greasing bro

Fearlez:
edimolu don't even have a 14" television box set. See him using a dead laptop to entertain a cheap cuntt like a Year 1 student.

The bed is the only furniture in the room yet the goat had to switch off the light to hide the pigsty he calls a room.

oyaaaa oshey....Mr CIA, the investigator...

Then that tv must be more expensive than the laptop right? you see how foolish and dûmb you appear, you wish to know more about the room, the size and if its a flat, i won't tell you..

your reverse psychology can only work on amateurs , if you argued with me "nairaland" was spelt as "noraland" what would you advice i did? correct you or make mockery of your ignorance, i think the latter will make me happier which is exactly how i feel at the moment...

one thing doesn't change, you are a broke biitch man who thought owning a 2000 naira power bank is equal to being rich!!!

And a dude embarrassed you by saying he spends twice that amount on his pot of soup, you were ridiculed and you had to scamper away tail between legs like an helpless dog...

you are so shameless brother and wretchedness runs in your veins...

Fearlez stay tuned, would still drop more pictures....i need you to keep foaming, it helps me strategize my next move

unmarried faggôt