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postmann:
Classic example of trying too hard!

Keep the ministry going

This faggôts are lazy thinkers, did i not say one needs the validation of the other to throw a diss punch, words flow freely from my brain which is why it is easy to put this never-do-wells in their place..

forty year olds who bask in much misfortunes worthy of a thousand folks, unmarried gay brothers who seek solace in sticking their diicks in each other's anus

such a shame they are to other 40 year olds

one even boasted about petrol fuel, hahahahha, fearlez is but a nitwit, imagine one inheriting a dilapidated vehicle from his dead grandfather, you don't have a car, what you have is what looks like a car!!!

imagine this bastard lezz who went as far as begging for 1000 naira mtn recharge card offline during the nairaland beauty contest has the guts to say one is living in a slum

If i live in a slum, is it your father's slum? or was it where your father gang raped your mother, it shan't be well with you for faking being rich..

poverty stricken fella

Fearlez:
Oh boy, you see Edimolu's squalid living conditions!!! Lower than a cattle breeding ground.

Edimolu is not only intellectually wretched, but also neck deep in material poverty. If only he could plagiarise a better family to be born into like he plagiarised our posts on this forum

Edimolu squats in a dingy shack that's barely even lit. An environment that mirrors a true drug addict; careless, disorganised in mind and environment. If his room could be like a little pig-dump , imagine how his boxers and inner wear would look like. As filthy as the rags his mother used as sanitary pads.

That's the only environment to produce a crack fiend and a tramadol addict like that.

His living environment mirrors someone born into a family lacking in poise and grace. Worst of the worst commoners. Anyone born into that kind of condition has the right to be mad with the world and takes his frustrations online and abuse substance.

Edimolu I understand your plight. You don't know what it is to be alive if that's your room.

Room rent charges for a year should be cheaper than my fuel cost for a month.

And he will hide behind the thick curtains of Nairaland hurling insults at folks who have more graces than the one whose genes he carries.

How long does humanity continue to suffer for the carelessness and failure of edimolu's father?

blah blah blah, keep foaming in the mouth like a rabid dog....be sure to bite people around you

Fearlez:
Edimolu is dying to make an impression, a traumatized emobitch posting pictures of a girl behind her back to score online points.

What an organic mor(o)n.

This is the kind of unadulterated idiots Nairaland forces on us.

imagine this one that was foolish enough to post a power bank of two thousand naira has the guts to say one is poor!!!

one must really come from a very wretched family to think owning a power bank or generator set is an achievement!!

poor soul

postmann:

E pain am!!!

You have been walking steadily into my trap with your gaping anus because you know nothing about the basic rules of engagement.

You keep giving yourself cheaply to me like the cheap, dirty roadside hooker you picked for the night.

I just gave you a brutal penile jab without even trying.

Daft!

Uhuahahahahahahqhahaha!!!

see this werey using my line, thief ole, carry am go...

this unintelligent miscreant said he set a trap for me!!!

make i ask you, just like the one you set to conclude i own the bakayoko account abi?

Wisdom you no get...olodo

postmann call for back up , you are softer than your mamma's nipples....

Do not stop with the picture trolling....there are still other flaws you could pick-point, don't go all lazy on me...

He says i don't threaten him, yet he studies my picture as one studies for a Cambridge exam!!

Talking about brain paralysis on fleek

postmann:
Then turn on the lights and do the same snap from the same angle.

Let your wretchedness and impoverishment light up like a poor Christmas tree.


I don't brawl with you -- you can't contain my venom. I just sit on my chair, relaxed like a wizard and tinker with your psyche with my wand.

You've been panting all day, responding to a few strings of phrases hauled at you with long, boring thesis.

Pathetic!

ugly bastard, how about you get a hold of my phone and take the pictures yourself? Mumu

long boring thesis indeed and you have been steadily reading through, what an hypocrite

Abeg who asked this iidiotic goat what he does with his time? see the way he is telling me what seems irrelevant to me, dude be tryna seek vindication and validation..

you will suffer, imagine one who says he is not affected by my words but has stayed glued to this thread like diicks on his urchin's mother's distended and charcoal stained cûnt!!!

keep lying to your self, unintelligent misfit

Trolling me with a picture has the same weight as a basket filled with your whooring mama's pungent urine...

Lazy thinker

postmann is as hopeless as senseless

i gave him a picture to lament on, see the way his emotions gets the best of him, coming from someone who has been lazy enough to project a comeback....

The dude is very unintelligent which is why putting him in his rightful place-the gutters is as easy as snatching candy from a two year old..

He later went ahead to call her an olosho 500, hahahahahah, no be only 500 na 50 naira..stupid faggôt....hate will not kill you

the fact that you can't afford the life i live shouldn't mean you let your balls loose on an hating -spree, jealousy no go kill you brother..

i have seen the ilk of guys you rappor with on here, they are all ugly, it isnt wrong for me to assume you are by far uglier than they are, which validates why you the only one who has never attached a face to his moniker..

You must be one ugly fûcktard who is embarrassed with the way he looks which is why your hate is top notch and stupidity-defined

Get a life gay boy , and stop being so submissive to lezz's brutal fûck

postmann:
That must be your room --- looks like a cheap, four cubic square, poorly ventilated pigpen.

No doubt, a-face-me-I-face-you slum dump. And that cheap biťch lying on your saggy mattress must be so cheap to have offered her unwashed vagina to a narcotics impaired, broke âss like yourself.

hahahahahaha , poor postmann, the emotional retârd!!

If you had waited for few seconds i was about giving you a mention to come and find flaws in the picture, which was why i tagged you, you are one predictable bastard

I thought you claimed never to have a brawl with someone like me, you see the way your emotions gets the best of you?

Well how did you figure? its a face me i slap you indeed and no matter how cheap she is, she is far better than your whôring mother who was pûssy and âss-raped by the drunks in your neighbourhood!!

Your mother was hospitalised till she died miserably, doctors said she had fluid filled blisters all over her cûnt and it fastly spread towards the anal cavity thus making piss and shii become unbearable

if you could call an eatery a saloon, or call a v-neck shirt a polo, or be stupid enough to judge a picture and assume it as a face me i slap you, then one shouldn't be surprised why you are still basking in much misfortunes

Fearlez at your age you should begin to nurse and embrace the idea of getting married and having kids..

You think being brave is by harassing and harranguing nairalanders albeit in a self-defeating manner, intimidating people you know won't fight back, damn, what a failed reject you are

Your life is a sole-reflection of what a man is never to become, a lesson to teenagers!!

Scatterbrained faggôt

Your brain cells needs to be thoroughly quarantined cos you lack the atmosphere for creativity, an adult who recycles the same post over and over again so he could have the last say, little wonder you have never excelled in anything in your life and would lay pride to owning a generator set..wretched fôôl

Aren't you the dolt who mortgaged his future just to be an online crush of someone who was millions of miles away from you, is that how much or bad you need a woman in your life? a crush? God....this bros shameless no be small

i feel like talking more about your mother, but there isn't much to say as she died from brutal diick manifestation that graced her decayed cûnt, she was date-raped to death on the day that should have been your christening!!!

You are an unmatured global fôôl and the events surrounding your death is a testament to your failures

stupid sex-starving miserable bastard

Fearlez aka lezzgoat, while you stay glued to your phone visiting the romance section awaiting bumba.e's next picture since you have a black belt in wânking..i decided to help your ministry a lil bit!! Worry not about the thanks.

Sticking your diick in postmann's anal cavity must be boring as well as tiring right? right

so help yourself with that âss,

we just got back from the mall, she'd cook and we'd eat and then we'd fûck our brains out till dawn while you sleep alone lonely hoping you had a gf/fiancee/wife to satisfy your sexual urge

what you travelled on a 9 hour journey to get is what i get on a regular biitch!!!

sex -starved eddiat

Fearlez always the obliging fool

postmann:
Just how not to be a junkie with an internet-ready phone at hand.

i can't but imagine the number of papers that has graced your rectum....include this amongst the others!!!

Fearlez aka lezzGoat how market now!!

The only nairalander who goes to a fight with his gay partner, the bastard who cannot fight independently except to seek solace in the embrace of the other!!!

*You tried it with zandhaa.aaa you failed
*You tried it with one.manlegion, that guy na confirm badass, he beat you deader than a cold corpse you started switching alternates trying to stage a comeback for a dignity that has already been washed down the drain..
*You tried it with lord.addamm, what a fine wordsmith that niccur is, it was so easy for him to put you and postmann aka errand boy in your rightful places-the gutters..
* You tried it with d.rebel, a god of the arena, the untaunted and undefeated, he killed you ten times those drunks did your whoooring mother.
* And then belthaz.or....you even had to switch several monikers to attack him yet you looked stupider than ever...

in conclusion, not a single brawl with this people have you faced them independently, you are a dependent fighter, and in every of the brawls these peeps have molested and made mockery of you and your faggôt partner's intellect..

imagine if i was having this brawl with just you, i for don commit murder na...hahahahahaha

When i quoted you on this thread, i deliberately tagged your gay partner, it wouldn't be a fair fight if you face me one on one, moreover you would lull me to sleep with your watery, boring, recycled and overused disses...i needed a lil fun fun, i.e pet dog..and postgoat seems to come in handy to fit that space

Few days from now, i'd get busy again and ignore you like a plague...till then , embrace your beating as a man should!!!

bumb.ae's pant sniffer

postmann:
Even JAMB candidates haven't shown this kind of commitment with extra-long thesis. You try too hard!

All I need do is throw a few lines and watch you scramble for your phone and start typing hysterically like a convulsive junkie. You never earned the right to brawl with me.

Uninspiring oaf.

I try to hard ok, but why are you feeling pained by it..cos what better cliche explains why you laying emphasis on it?

And what business is it of yours if i type a thousand words? Yours is to either ignore or comment, but stop lamenting about my rebuttals else it makes you appear pained!!!

You have been glued to this thread like flies on shiit, even when you received no mention, hoping to see flaws in my comments, looking for ways to massage his depleted ego, i bet if your mama knew you are wasting your life on a forum that gives no heck bou ur existence

So one needs to get a "right" before putting you in your place? i said it, one must be really fûcked in the head to think he owns all the words in english language..pathetic fôôl

lezz's puppet, mr "i am a writer", make sure you do a total greasing of your anal tonight as lezz would be coming hard on you to relinquish himself of the pain i have served him...and you aint gat a choice but to obey, since all you do is wag your tail at the dash of any command, sit, stand ,go..those are your major pointers!!!.

emotional-retârd

postmann:
Try harder, loser.

oga forget, you throw missilie...if i wasn't strapped, who knows what your bullets could have done to my fresh skin!!!

olodo

fearlez i understand you are seriously hurting!!

You quoted me twice with the same comment, damn, oya go tend to your wounds....

hahahahahaha, stupid-clown

See the way i dey pummel the life outta this two, imagine a world where forty year olds need each other's back to win a brawl...

seriously this isn't a fair fight at all, they should call for back up as i am viciously engineering their downfall on this forum with my scathing diatribes, two against me isn't fair on their side at all....

well am bad like that

and yet one faggôt keeps posting the same shii over and over again, it would have been better if he came out clean and admitted being exhausted with words

This iidiotic fearlez who is as ugly as a chimpanzee had the guts to say he'd make me deactivate, you? a dimwitted bastard who has no future offline, one whose sole existence is to win e-brawls, one who boasted he has been recognized as the most intelligent nairalander, the dude then seemed hopeless and confused when asked how much nairaland's ceo paid him..

The dude totally forgot it was an online forum and expected a trophy like it was balon 'd' or, he had to be reminded it was just a forum and there were no prizes...

This is what happens when a forty year old seeks relevance on an online forum!!!

we should rather pity him than mock him

Fearlez:
My Dear Avowed fan gone rogue, I will leave you with this post I sent to you exactly one year ago. When you started following my monikers and plagiarising my posts.

It's a record class act dismissal and public humiliation and it's the reason you have been having heart problems for over a year stalking and quoting me like I was responsible for your mother's carelessness for not demanding genotype compatibility with your deadbeat father. My only crime was that I rejected you, ignored your friendship request and Happy New year wishes because you're an attention-hungry , insecure and fragile snowflake looking for online fame.

So please learn to move on and stop following me like a disgruntled girl who lost her virginity to a love scam.

Enjoy the read,...and I will keep reposting it in response to your rants henceforth!


... why would we even believe you aren't the despicable son of a dick-swapper who exchanged dicks like you exchanged monikers!

I could string that bastard like a professional pupputeer the way I string you like a penny-craving prostitute.

Smell the reality, son , you're a madman doing 90 on the cyber freeway and you're eating up our slots meant for other reasonable followers.

[b]Please unfollow fearlez, Ftboy, theumbra, mdxcccdi . We don't need your stalking neither do we want to be inflicted with the aftershock of your abused childhood.

We can't father you. Even if we can,your bastardy has become fullblown and we can't possibly help now that your lunacy has become mainstream.

If you like rant like a lyssa infected dog, we whom you follow have publicly asked you to bugger off. We don't want you, no care about your dementia that manifests in an impulsive, maniacal followership.

If you need mentorship, then ask your daddy to quit drinking unfermented alcohol. You can't look for a father figure in an online forum kid. Shiit here doesn't exist. And if you're too dumb to notice, then you need to go back into your mother's acidic pussy and be reborn again. But ensure she treats her staphylococcus enough to spare your brains the horrors of being fried out.

Make sure you have unfollowed us when next you quote me or you won't be getting another response.

You disposable piece of human waste.[/b]

Still the same broken record niccur...

You have swore on your mother's corpse never to quote me anymore early this year, but you did yet again after i toyed with your emotions and triggered your hormones

This is me taking a piss on your credibility, you are nothing to me, I could ignore you now and let you be, and then continue your torture when next i see you harassing any nairalander, but i won't, i don't feel like ending your pain...

it will continue for as long as need be...the last episode consumed almost 25 pages...this one must double that count

foolish man

Fearlez:
Lolz, nothing new here bro. I told you I have occupied edimolu's thought process for all of 2 years rent-free and he shows no signs of ever ejecting me.

I think the thoughts of me and what I do to him gives him more highs than tramadol so edimolu is an avowed lezz-devotee. I'm his religion, the essence of his cyber existence and his life's quests.


When the dude followed all my handles and began aping my style and lexicons, memorising my old disses and new ones, I knew I got me a fan stan who would turn violent once I didn't pay him much attention.

And he did, like a spoilt kid stalking and crowding and shrouding me every Nairaland street I turned to. It's unbelievable what edimolested will do to have the world see us together

He's the only Nairaland fan I have asked to unfollow me. Who wants to father a snowflake in 2018 when there are enough orphanages and motivational ebooks to read.

Now he says I got style and whatnot! Of course that's why he followed me in the first place, to acquire class his father lacks and learn poise and grace as his mother's upbringing is a tad lower than a peasant's.

I repeat edimolu is a living manifestation of my literary violence.

I kept him lezz mono-fixated for two years orbiting around his own hurt and pain.

My words are forever embedded in his memory than his pastor's sermon of salvation.

Very thoughtless iidiot...

you are impressed cos i said you have a style with which you diss with that makes your words easily recognizable yet your disses are stale like your mother's cûnt, but you ignored the last part and embraced what seemed to you as a compliment and circled your demented opinion around it...

How was i to know your yuppie âss would come riding in on a vulture and picking at the bones of my previous quote to massage your depleted ego?

Well i don't blame you, intelligence has never been your forte, you make it easy to play you for a fool, i put the words there deliberately to mock you, i guess you starting to forget why we are here, let me remind you,

listen to me king Iidiot, you are an emotionally unbalanced faggôt , a snipey-overbearing cûnt, even a lab-rat poses more usefulness than you, what do you have to say to an offline recharge card beggar?, or a moderator who was stripped of his duties , or a 40 year old who is so proud of his power bank that he had to upload the picture to shame another nairalander but was ridiculed immediately as viewers did not take it easy with him for being proud of owning a 2000 naira power bank...

Remind me again, is this not this same monkey that left the shores of lagos for anambra because he wanted to fûck , yet the lady witnessed his baboon butt face and ran for her dear life.....what a pity

pant sniffer oshi

Postgoat who would rather "choke on your diick and take pleasure in swallowing your cum" than use his brains pointed out his stupidity for your very own amusement and you were so quick to type a whole heap of crap about it, it was in this same light he had called me bakayoko and you foolishly without proper reasoning fell for it, i suppose you are the older one since you drill his anal faster than he makes the silliest mistakes...well that's on you

i will quote you as i see fit, make mockery of your intellect as i like and there is nothing you nor your father would do about it...

iF you need me off your back, stop harassing nairalanders and get a life.

pathetic bastard

postmann:
@lezz / fearlez come see your faggit boy surrendering his rectum to you, kneeling on all fours with his gaping rectum in admiration and confessions to brutal penile assault.

Uhuahahahahaha!

How did i ever got entangled with a singledigit IQ-ed low-lifer?

How did i ever got? mogbe moku modaran...

baba do something about your grammar now, why is it so easy for you to make the silliest of mistakes....Go learn your tenses well, get brighter grammar textbook for starters..olodo

i thought you write books for primary school pupils, is this the kind of grammar you put in your poorly constructed and scanty books? little wonder you broke as fûck

That being said, what is with you and rectum, you are gay, that am sure, and your dirty anus has missed lezz's carrot prick shey? hôrny biixch

sodomised son oshi

If lezz sees that sentence up there as a compliment rather than an insult, then i was wrong to ever think you are the dumber one...

stupid piece of filth

postmann:
Oh, the dude is a thoughtless, serial plagiarist; an endophenomena dunce. It is common knowledge he plagiarizes us, you especially.

Did you know this dude was conversing with someone and he said to him "I have an ego of a king"

The very same words I jeered him with when i told him on several occasions that "he has an ego of a king but the intellect a peasant"

See, this dude is pathetic. Everyone word we've ever employed against him lives in his system and they've become cancerous to his wellbeing.

i don die? postmann has laid ownership to owning this words "ego of a king"

But should i make him appear dumber and post several places of where i had used the words even before i knew of this poor soul's existence? hell no, as that would be me subtly trying to validate his stupidity!!!!

postmann you diss like a child, you agitate like a child and most especially type like one!!

At least lezz knows what to say and what not, he got style even though his disses are fictitious and stale like his mother's distended cûnt, but you on the other hand portray too many childish rants!!!

So you are the owner of "ego of a king"? well that's pathetic.

Hold up? is this how all primary school textbook writers are obsessed with words that are not theirs? or you just have this penchant for being plainly foolish?

postmann aka errandboy you are the funniest thing alive, i knew you were stupid, but i did not believe you could be such a brainless-morôn...

I knew it was just a matter of time before you started picking on my words, you are so predictable that even an iidiot child could read the mess you call your mind!!

Stûpid-clown...

So listen up, you this stinking-creep , i have dealt you many blows in the past such that you went diss-bankrupt and you decided to start throwing back at me 2-year-old recycled quotes and promised to do 50 counts of it!!!

Even at that, i still rendered your boast useless and you had to tap out like a frightened chicken!!

so bro am used to your rants, when you are diss-empty is when you scream plagiarism and me stealing your words.

You lament too much, take your beating as a man would and stop whining bitterly in a piteous manner like a hôrny frustrated biitch being deprived of diick!!!

Thieving manipulative bastard, could anyone believe this miscreant added his own quote to mine and claimed i plagiarised it, it shan't be well with you, this was the same untruthfulness that rendered you an orphan at the early stage of your piteous life...

From dark, to oneman.legion to lord.aaaadam to beltha.zor ti zann.dha, these are people who have made you taste your own shii, and when you grew tired and weak with a lump body from several blows you had shamelessly received, you began to cry foul of them plagiarising your words or you have at one time used the word before them!!! mumu

olodo buruku, such a disgrace to humanity you are....

look up at "disgrace to humanity" , now if this postgoat has used the word before and finds me using it, then i plagiarised it!!!

That is how dumb he is, so why should one be surprised this fool couldn't differentiate a polo from a v-necked shirt, or an eatery from a saloon, or one who thought and argued like an uneducated junkie colleague is different from workmate

The dude is but a lost cause, one who suffers from amnesia and should be disregarded....

Fearlez:
My Dear Avowed fan gone rogue, I will leave you with this post I sent to you exactly one year ago. When you started following my monikers and plagiarising my posts.

It's a record class act dismissal and public humiliation and it's the reason you have been having heart problems for over a year stalking and quoting me like I was responsible for your mother's carelessness for not demanding genotype compatibility with your deadbeat father. My only crime was that I rejected you, ignored your friendship request and Happy New year wishes because you're an attention-hungry , insecure and fragile snowflake looking for online fame.

So please learn to move on and stop following me like a disgruntled girl who lost her virginity to a love scam.

Enjoy the read,...and I will keep reposting it in response to your rants henceforth!


... why would we even believe you aren't the despicable son of a dick-swapper who exchanged dicks like you exchanged monikers!

I could string that bastard like a professional pupputeer the way I string you like a penny-craving prostitute.

Smell the reality, son , you're a madman doing 90 on the cyber freeway and you're eating up our slots meant for other reasonable followers.

[b]Please unfollow fearlez, Ftboy, theumbra, mdxcccdi . We don't need your stalking neither do we want to be inflicted with the aftershock of your abused childhood.

We can't father you. Even if we can,your bastardy has become fullblown and we can't possibly help now that your lunacy has become mainstream.

If you like rant like a lyssa infected dog, we whom you follow have publicly asked you to bugger off. We don't want you, no care about your dementia that manifests in an impulsive, maniacal followership.

If you need mentorship, then ask your daddy to quit drinking unfermented alcohol. You can't look for a father figure in an online forum kid. Shiit here doesn't exist. And if you're too dumb to notice, then you need to go back into your mother's acidic pussy and be reborn again. But ensure she treats her staphylococcus enough to spare your brains the horrors of being fried out.

Make sure you have unfollowed us when next you quote me or you won't be getting another response.

You disposable piece of human waste.[/b]

Same boring tales from a Broken record!!!

Fearlez:
Edimolu finally agreed he's a plagiarist you keep exposing yourself thinking you're playing smart.

Loooooolz, please tell everyone how you memorised my 2-yesr old disses, all of them? Fanboy

What is 2 yesr? Brain seizures abi? sorry you asked for it...

so listen up, not you, not your father or his father or the father before him can ever put me in a tight spot, anything i post has been processed before penning it down...unlike you i think far more than i type!!!

How do you make it difficult to know when you repeat disses when all you do is say it over and over again, even one.manlegion and zandhhhaaa complained of the same thing after they " on several occasions beat you to a pulp and left you for dead, your brain never conjures new diss words, it is called lazy thinking!!!

Maybe if you could stress your brain a lil longer we would not call you a broken record!!

postmann:
The life and Frustrations of Edimolu!

By now you should get used to this since fearlez 's diick sleeps and wakes in your anus....

Trust me you don't need moistening it with water

Fearlez:
A tramadol addict calls some a sex addict?

My Dear Avowed fan gone rogue, I will leave you with this post I sent to you exactly one year ago. When you started following my monikers and plagiarising my posts.

It's a record class act dismissal and public humiliation and it's the reason you have been having heart problems for over a year stalking and quoting me like I was responsible for your mother's carelessness for not demanding genotype compatibility with your deadbeat father. My only crime was that I rejected you, ignored your friendship request and Happy New year wishes because you're an attention-hungry , insecure and fragile snowflake looking for online fame.

So please learn to move on and stop following me like a disgruntled girl who lost her virginity to a love scam.

Enjoy the read,...and I will keep reposting it in response to your rants henceforth!


... why would we even believe you aren't the despicable son of a dick-swapper who exchanged dicks like you exchanged monikers!

Me? call you a sex addict? Never in this life, you are a wânker, you masturbate all the time....

The only time you have sex is when you stick your evilly prick to scatter poor postmann's rectum, so pray tell? how does that imply being a sex addict? show me where i called you that?

Lezz do not tell me your eyes are failing you, or is old age taking effect already? or is this what happens when you take a massive beating? you start seeing things that are not there? talking about severe hallucinations...

Eddy would never call you a sex-addict, i called you a sex-starved fôôl, figure out the difference and stop making a mockery of your supposed intellect