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purityval:
Boss me... I dey o. Ur boy has been busy walahi. Though I have something sha... Make I go check my archive.

How you baba?

Baddest Corps mem. in AkS

[quote author=mileyfenty post=60463682][/quote]Buddy, trust me you're not weak. Many will not understand your peculiar need. Just do everthing possible to get your love back. It's your love life, so forget all those hard-man gimmicks, if you're not one, then no point trying to fake it; that's the same thing rhat ruin your relationship. Be real and seek your woman. But if you try everything possible and reasonable and she's still unrepentantly adamant, the be a man and let go.

Mznaett:
No, I don't...

Na u sabi

Mznaett:
You'll meet me at home when you come back

so you actually know me?

Mznaett:
You're quite excuse Mr.

And no, you don't know me...

Better

Mznaett:
Lwkmd

You were lucky indeed.

Excuse me, do I know you?

You are telling my story.
But I was lucky to call back mine on time.

Enoquin:
Imagine, such an error from NTA. Shame!
But OP, Cross Riverians do not speak just Efik, there are various languages in that state. The town's (calabar) lingua franca is Efik but it is also erroneous to think Efik is used for the whole of cross river.

#ntoakwaibom
#ayenannang

Adada, song idem o

xcommando:
May be because of the believe that akwa ibom speaks calabar language,

See another one. There is no language like "calabar language". A part of Cross River speaks Efik, while Akwa Ibom speaks Ibibio, Annang and Oron dialect.
Take Note.

FrankFrenzy:
I'm struggling to understand what you mean here by DSS and SSE.
Hope they are not peculiar to Union Bank alone because they seem not to be a general banking term.
May be wrong though

Thank you. I think it's peculiar to Union bank. DSS= DIRECT SALES SERVICE AND SSE= SALES SERVICE EXCUTIVE.

[quote author=FrankFrenzy post=60040521][/quote]Please can you tell me a little about SSE and DSS in bank, especially union bank.

FrankFrenzy

Abomination. Please run for your life.

Is it your land?

ZUBY77:
Getting educated in Nigeria is not getting educated at all.
The moment you equip yourself with the ability to read and write properly, begin to discover yourself by yourself.

Word

I dey laugh you.

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NtoAkwaIbom:
MILf... if u know what it means... u r a bad sombory

akpara mkpo

Kraspo:
I remember back in 2015 in Kano state. I met an Akwa Ibom girl in the office where I was working while I was waiting for NYSC. She was a co-worker and along the line we started having casual sex even when I knew she was having a bohfriend. For some unknown reasons, this girl hated condoms and each time I brought it out she would frown and complain that I am indirectly calling her a slut. But one way or the other, I will still find my way and enter the place with my condom.

One fateful evening we were together on the bed and about to have sex, I checked my drawer and realised there was no condom. Gosh! I was already having a strong erection, she noticed there was no condom and she immediately started caressing my groin and put it in her mouth. She begged me to make love to her like that. That she wanted to feel the real me. I couldn't hold my groin that was already craving an orgasm. I fell for it and indeed the sex was mind-blowing.

Fast forward to 3 weeks later, I started noticing changes in my body. I was losing appetite and weight. My groin started iching me somehow and I was having bowel issues. Gosh! I was terrified. I googled symptoms of HIV and funny enough it appeared that some of the symptoms were already manifesting.

The next day, I went for ARV screening and thankfully the test was negative. I ended the affair immediately and promised God never to have sex again till marriage. I had been celibate ever since 2015 not until last month when I met one beautiful girl in Asaba. God forgive me!

lol. Funny

Same here, I'm patiently waiting for the pro. I learnt it will out b4 this july is over.

Same here, I'm patiently waiting for the pro. I learnt it will out b4 this july is over.

NtoAkwaIbom:
lols coming to watch the East vs the west keyboard-war

ikpa abadie?

So everyone blames the girl? Issokay.

Ekakamba:


Are you sure all you need is just a gamer?
Your moniker is suggesting something different.

Ekakamba nsemkpo?

Prudent200:
please how good is tecno L5 camera

Not very decent; just average.

Bari22:
Please i have the same issue i hope the rooting has helped

I didn't root my phone, but the issue later stopped with time.

mosesbola:
Check yur mail

Thank you. How was your test?

mosesbola:
I am unable to open the document...

Pls help me forward it to my mail.
Shofelamoses@gmail.com Thanks bro

If you've received it. Please kindly forward to edilinus500@gmail.com

@ starbarchi , my time is 8:30 - 12:30.

mosesbola:
What and wat re yu preparing wit?

I don't have my GMAT around. I'm just looking at some random maths book.

Check my last 3 posts, you'll see a post I quoted.

I'M to write on 31st May in Port Harcourt. Who's with me?

blesseenE:
I got this from an old thread... Hope it helps!

@Bensonn says...
Do not be discouraged by anybody, you have to start somewhere, these are the sailent points about accessbank recruitment, i was once there. its not heresay-
1.there are two parts (I and II),in the test the first is critical reasoning and few current affairs and general knowledge, the second part is verbal and quantitative reasoning. The questions is 100 ques in all 50 for each part. Time is 1hr for each part.
2.if you are successful in the test,you will go for panel interview,where you will be interviewed by 2 or more ppl. If you scale tru. you proceed to 1 on 1 interview, then you will be given an essay to write, if you scale tru you proceed to the third and the last stage.
3. At the 3rd stage you will be given 10 forms to get depositors of not less than 100k each.making a minimum of 1milllion.if they are satisfied, before you proceed to medicals.
4. You will then be contacted to start training when they are ready for you. At the training skl you will be paid N43,750 monthly. For the 4months training period, then if you score up to 75% average you will be taken as ET2 that is after you must have signed a bond to work wt them for a minimum of 2yrs, which if you breach you remit 2million naira.
.5 if you forged your age and you ORIGINAL weac result dint have the appropriate age(24yrs below) you are out,Neco is not accepted. Your birth certificate wont spare you.
6.as an ET2 you will receive 115k after 6months if your appraisal point is up to 85% you will become ET1 and a pay of 171k.
Good luck to all those writing test

@spicychic847 says...
D test is GMAT based..100 quesions in all; d 1st 50 is made up of verbal n quantitative, then d 2nd is mostly IQ n shapes stuff. U have to score a minimum of 25 in each section for u to go on 2d next level..

Habs!