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Sonnobax15:

Women

I rather believe Sonofgod predictions about arsenal than to trust woman

Ever since I stopped putting my trust in a woman,I begin notice how round my waist has become. My neck come full .

Same here bro .

To be frank ,people who tell me sey a don over fat yesterday reach 20 aje

Refinedbeing:
So make dem Dey follow am up and down because they don’t have their own life? SMH

That guy is an imbe

christejames:
If it is money, tell him Ekuke is Everly affordable... He doesn't need to worry about feeding either, ekuke fend for themselves.

But mine is a parlour one that eats good food

iyaamoke:
Excellent car. I have been using one for 3 years now and you need to see the route I ply daily. No major repairs, AC circulates in a short time, extremely fuel efficient and parts are very affordable.
If given another opportunity, I'd buy it again and again

To get naija used go be like how much sir

Louiscars:
Literally a vehicle that comes with all options / technologies the maker originally designed for it. For example a base trim camry ( le ) would not have some certain features like wood trims, leather seats, rear ac vent and the likes while a fully optioned vehicle ( xle ) would have all this and more

I am about getting my first car too but this your write-up look like incantation to me

You are too right on this brother .Stop impressing a woman who will still tell you

Is it not just 5k ?
Or
Did I put a gun on your head when sending it ?

They all do this

All these girls are just same no matter how polished you think they are .

In the last two months ,I quitted two relationships because the two of them failed my simple test.

I asked for financial assistance of ordinary 5k from them and both failed it .

I just abandoned them over a month now after giving them byebye .......
and jejely faced my wife .Despite the fact that I won a bet of 1.3m ,I didn't bother call any of them or reply their chats again .

They can never be there for you when you need them .

SmartPolician:
When late Robert Mugabe was alive, he was the most educated leader in the whole world.

are you sure ?

What was his qualification?

MadamVanessa:




Like seriously, with all glaring evidence that Tinubu forged his certificate, someone still put him there.


Kudos to law, Law degree holders are much there.

Did he become a top man at Shell back then with NEPA certificate ?

What's your dad highest qualification?

Just a question please

Nigeria president is one of the most intelligent presidents on the surface of the earth .

You may hate him but that will not take away the fact that he is a guru and know how to manage both financial and human resources.

He needs more time to make things good if we are all patient .

Remember our grandparents also protested of hardship back then despite having good leaders and things were not yet bad to this extent. A dollar to naira then was as low as $1=#25 yet they called the government out for bad governance.

As a yoruba man ,i want Obi tested and you will all understand that the complaints will never stop

This means that human cant be satisfied regardless.


This leaves me to conclusion that as far as there are opposition parties, there will be gnashing of teeth and complaints/protests

Good afternoon brothers and sisters ,

I really love to diversify as I presently work with a private company and my salary is averagely okay (250k) but I love to go back to school and have my post graduate but I am thinking learning computer-related course online will be better .

In that case ,I need advise on any online course I can learn online that can take me a step further in my finances .


Self employment is definitely the goal also .

I need your input please

Thanks for your anticipated input

Does anyone have idea of LASU post graduate registration form for prospective students??

Good morning friends ,

Please i need someone who can write good proposal on sewage clearing services ??

A very good one please.

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Patented:
JSS 1 is a bit early to be talking about independence. At that time he may not even know what he wants to do in life. dont be like our parents that insisted on Law, medecine, Engineering or accounting.

That said, introducing him to tech is not a bad idea. Pick any area and let him start as he gains knowledge and udnerstanding you can figure out his preferences.
Programing and robotics readily come to mind as something he should be interested in.

However, pipe down on the pressure if you are applying it lest he burn out.

thanks for your advice and time .i am just so curious into his future cos i want to produce a son that will be so proud of me

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Good morning nairalanders,

Please my son is 7 years old and i look into the future for him.He is presently in Grade2 and he is doing very fine .

He is so smart and agile .He is brilliant as well.

I am already looking into thefuture for him as i want him to be independent as early as he gets into JSS1 .

What job can he start learning now or when he is older(let us say 9 years )?What IT course will be good for him so he can start earning income for himself before he gain admission into tertiary institution where he will be able to sponsor himself.

I want to get him to learn

Barbing
Phone engineering

The biggest of them all should be IT ?What type of IT fetches more money and can make him a millionaire before he is 15

Thanks

Anyhow anyhow e pain me Napoli win am o cos I have used this season to support any club that played against them .

May Napoli rust in relegation next season

Mathewrichard99:
Just say your niece or nephew abeg.....

Anyway, Congrats to him or her....



.

That skipped my mind .

Thanks

My elder sister first born made 303 also.

Congratulations Goodness Olanrewaju

Mandate1:
you should be ashamed of yourself. You're from southwest claiming LAGOS.

My generation has several things in common with LAGOS plus the entity called Nigeria. If you think I shouldn't be in Lagos, then go ahead and change the Nigerian constitution that gives every Nigerian the right to live in any part of Nigeria.

President Tinubu is a Yoruba man, if you think certain people do not have the right to live in Lagos, let him modify the constitution. It's as simple as that.

You're spitting things you like over Lagos that is not even your state of origin. You moved to LAGOS just the same way every Nigerian moved to Lagos.

Imagine me moving to Lagos from Sagamu and compare to you moving to Lagos from Onitsha or or Abakaliki

Gtf

nick50:
During gov ambode's regime he brought in a Chinese company (visionscape) that are incharge of waste management the cleaned of lagos without charging people but d drug baron and his criminal gang removed abode and brought back lawma that even after charging plenty money they won't still clean up anything

If you are not bigotry ,you should know Ambode weakest area was wastes evacuation .Even other governors did well than him in that aspect ode

Mandate1:
are you from Lagos oga? Is Lagos state your state of origin? People who have never travelled out of one location keep yarning dust.

I am from south west and have been here in Lagos since 1993 .So,I have some thing in common with Lagos state .Does your generation have something in common with Lagos and yet they keep coming to Lagos with no relatives here or even where to lay their head on except under bridge til they pick up selling in traffic business ?

MadamExcellency:
Lagos State officials only know tribalism and bigotry as their core job descriptions. Unfortunately, most of them are not from Lagos State nor were they born in Lagos State.

But they belong to South west ?

Did your father ever stepped into Lagos state before he died?

He really craved to but couldn’t

Goodvibes007:
Finally. Lagos fighting back.
This girl did not know that Lagos was smelly when she was eating that 65k dinner at a fancy Lebanese restaurant, beside the smelly Lagos lagoon, she posted on tiktok. Not once did she cover her nose in the video..

She should be redeployed to Sokoto, go to clubbing at night, and be taking her 25k Uber there. Sokoto people will really love to use the vlogging skills she displays on her tiktok account.

Maybe one day, she will also call her own state government of Cross River to order, abi na only Lagos (the best governed state in Nigeria) that needs to be called out ni. We all know na agenda

Her state of cross river is also one of the parasites state sucking most from the VAT. Yet she open mouth begin dey criticize Sanwo Olu.

Go after Tinubu, we don't care, but leave our sanwo Olu for us.

Seriously I understood her pain but when she mentioned that Lagos is stinky ,I just got irritated and if you could check very well ,she legged herself to same Lagos state when she should have been posted to Borno stated initially all in the name of “I must serve in Lagos “

Kayberg:
Before considering CS, why not try ewedu?

Explain

Greenback:
you are nothing but a huge disgrace of a human being...shame

If I am nothing ,then what are you olori Pelebe

OP
I am sorry cos I will like to derail this thread.

I read somewhere here today when some people all claimed Lagos really stink but I am here to tell you that as a staff of LAWMA that the outrageous debt owe LAWMA by houses ,companies and other facilities are mostly (90percent ) owe by the south east and south south indigenes living in Lagos .

If you think I am lying ,you can do a survey by yourself in your street with your PSP operator .They all claim regularly they don’t have wastes and they don’t generate wastes when we all know that there is no alternative to LAWMA (wastes disposal )rather than to patronize LAWMA .Does anyone exist who doesn’t generate wastes ?

Look at the wastes on the roadsides ,wastes at the T -junction of your house and other areas .These are the kind of people who dispose wastes illegally .Some even throw out wastes from their cars .Some will tell you they take it to their shops or houses as if they are actually doing that .They dump it every where and it is still LAWMA that will evacuate them while their bill at home or shops or offices /company keep accumulating and at the end of the day,they open their gutter mouth to ask the foolish question “how come my bill have ran into 500,000?”.

I will keep telling customers you don’t have alternative to LAWMA patronage even if you keep messing the streets around ,your bill will keep reading .Even if you tear that LAMWA bill ,you can’t erase it on the system(LAWMA database ).You don’t have another source of wastes evacuation unlike NEPA where you can decide not to make use of them and you still get power in your house or offices/shops .

The igbos most especially mess up Lagos and you can see them at all the bus stops selling wares and stuffs at illegal places even on the rail ways .80 percent of igbos in Lagos constitute environmental nuisance in Lagos by selling

Chargers
Batteries
Second hand clothes
Fake drugs
Fake drinks at prohibited places

They should stop spewing thrash.These are the developers that built Lagos but refused
to build their fatherlands yet they will never go but keep complaining .

I will edit any typo later pls .

ROTTWEILER007:
I want to believe that it was his obituary picture that OP posted.

dont mind the lie lie blogger.This picture is of a guy arrested in Akute three months ago and still in prison

[quote author= post=134526161]Source: https://dailypost.ng/2025/03/13/osun-police-nab-suspected-cultist-for-attempted-murder/[/quote]THIS GUY THE ID..IOT OP used his picture was arrested three months ago at Akute,Ogun state with pistol(the guy is still in prison) and the story did not align with the picture used.

so ur story is fake and invalid omo ofo

Nairaland now send to front page news or information we all have read and digested some days or weeks ago .The guy have been arrested by Ogun state police


SEUN you can do better .

In the next 20 years ,we ain't gonna die but we should be careful please.

Heaven helps those who help themselves