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NLjega:
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Ladies and Gentlemen, The Winner, Miss Nairaland 2015 Edition is none other than... The Intelligent, Pretty, Sound, and Amiable

































TOHPAHZ!!!!!!!! Nurse Tohpahz!!!!!!!
With 285 votes
*a standing ovation for her please* *rounds and rounds of applause for the new queen*
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this year elections, ive been having the winner...
read my signature, and you go understand...
TOHPAHZ TOHPAHZ
where is you? where u dey? We don win o

Speakdatruth:
e tire me o, surprise me join

wetin dey ground for now, say make i open the champagne or make i return am?

Satisfaction now,

land for sale

THAt one na last commission a bi?u

THAt one na last commission a bi?

papindinho:
I vote for TOHPAHZ
#NLJega
#UpBluesCFC

gba 5

Speakdatruth:
oh boy, it's a dramatic drama, d backyard don go frontyard o. hope say u code

i don grab, say people dey sleep com forget food for fire ni?

speakdatruth
wetin be scores from ur Situation Room?

GIRLS:

Marital Sex is not a sin!
Never Permit Your Husband To Sleep Around; He's Only Permitted to Sleep Around You! Never allow his secretary to take your position! Give him enough sex!

Dress seductively for your husband! If you are alone in the house put on skimpy dresses, sexy under wears; dress to kill him at home before a strange woman kill him outside!

Stop tying wrapper round your waist, it makes you look like a village woman! Dress up in front of him! Walk naked in front of him! Have you read that "They were naked and were not ashamed?" He is your husband for God sake! Don't be ashamed to flirt with your husband!

Bath together! Eat together! Play together! Get involved in kissing, massaging, handling! Make it a habit to sleep without panties except during menstruation. Invite him for a sex filled night! Tell him you will win him on bed today!

Make it a habit to communicate with him about your sex life! Be creative! Do different style that's convenient for both of you! It is not a sin!

Appreciate him as you make love together, never keep quiet as if your mouth is pad lock! :-D Don't lie down like a dead wood and tell him to hurry up! No man will lov to have a "bedroom failure" as a wife!

Enjoy your marriage.

IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

Ifeconwaba:
i dont want to get banned, i would have replied you. But guy just forget

okay sir, I recognise ur office! *hat off*

Ifeconwaba:
guy that your toparz is too fat. Forget sentiment she dont look like a model at all

bro, forget, that girl curve.. tohpahz na omo to shan... and how does a model look like, or are you talking about african malnutrition girls end up models?

Macelliot:

Verified Member,
Nairaland(2013),
22th May 2015.
.

INEC,
Chairman B0T,
NLjega (PhD).
Nairaland.com
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Dear NLjega,
.... I'm writing this letter to you with pleasant.. How is work? Hope all is well..
Mr. Nairaland-Jega, I know that you are in a high spirit to "Jegalize" the "Orubebes," and to "Buharistate" the "Jonathanians." I wish you well.
Extend my greetings to Seun for such a Great forum and my amiable Lalasticlala for making the front-page lively by updating it with relevant topics when Nigerians are awake and also to Mr. Dygeasy, More grease to your elbow....

Am here to show the constitutional rights be-stalled upon me by the Republic of Nairaland...
I HEREBY VOTE FOR Tohpahz ......
Waiting patiently for the declaration of the final result.
Make sure the results is announced convieniently, to avoid the rigging machine robots from getting heart-attack...
Wish you well Nljega. ...

Yours faithfully,
Macelliot (PhD).
Signed: 9:23 AM

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Cc: NLjega

I'm impressed, I don't know where we fans of Tohpahz get different kinds of logic to vote Her... make dem count our votes na im be koko... you see the yoruba ipledge guy own, looool... wishing our own ToHpAhz Miss Nairaland 2015

mods
*it's not new if i violate d law*

youngwarlocks:
still Thinking, first to quote me naim i go vote

Tohpahz done quote you through me


op I'm not violating the rule?

it's very crystal clear like biblical mene mene teke lu fasin, her beauty is visible to the blind and her intelligence is audible to the deaf.

my thumb is for no other person but


I vote TOHPAHZ


cc:



NLJega NL Jega


sai tohpahz, sai beauty, sai intelligence

i wan bath

fairygeh:
you should be more interested in seeing ur own kids. People will never mind their business ,pity

Lol, sis, hope you mind yours with ur reply ma'am?

What I take is that...my favorite will win.

Yyyyynnnnnaaaayyyy

If there is only one star in the sky

TOHPAHZ

calm down, we'll give that star to you

#TeamTohpahaz

oh boy, na palmy o

Frankicent:
Hire me Send your mail to Contact@GeekLogic.Net let's talk.

7F570706

ufoumalala:
Send me a pm if your serious. Thx

7F570706

when will they now be paying me?

o ga o, wetin dis one dey talk now?

If we dont spend for eachother while dating, How are we sure we're going to spend on eachother when married?

just pray one should die!

stupid story

abeg, dygeasy or wetin be dat ur username sir? when next are we voting?

God see as u dey look for FP... No lele

SAy aregbesola get house for ABJ ni wey ambode go dey visit?