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Family / Re: Wives, Stop Fighting Your Men. Use Your Feminine Wiles To Get What You Want! by EdwardSnowden: 7:50am On Jul 05, 2016
Timbuktou:


You're just using cliches out of context. How will their marriage work if they cannot resolve conflict effectively? I'll tell you how. By employing effective strategies. Some people shout their way to a resolution, some using physical force, some sulk, silent treatment, etc. Stop painting relationships as a place where husband and wife are programmed robots whose thoughts will always be in tandem and when there is a disagreement all that's needed is a reset of the programme.

I would like you to show me where OP or other married men have prescribed subjugating the women in their lives in this thread. The message has been simple: use your femininity to your advantage. I wonder why females are resisting femininity. No wonder there's so much homo sexuality in the world today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by EdwardSnowden: 9:33pm On Jul 02, 2016
I expect Mukina2 and her Gunners gang to be all over this thread with Özil-worship in three, two, one...
Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by EdwardSnowden: 12:04am On Jul 02, 2016
Already eighty-two pages? Nairaland dudes aren't smiling at all.
Romance / Re: Nljega MUST be CHANGED by EdwardSnowden: 8:51pm On Jul 01, 2016
LordofNairaland:


Thank you for explaining my policy to him. A lot of people think that I, the Lord of Nairaland, just sit in my mansion and govern Nairaland without stress. They do not understand that I stay awake most of the time to make sure my subjects are properly taken care of.

Cynicism at its finest.

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Romance / Re: Attention Fynestboi..... by EdwardSnowden: 8:38pm On Jul 01, 2016
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Hello, Dear REVERED Friends by EdwardSnowden: 10:21pm On Jun 19, 2016
joseph1832:
LOL. Bush enough to give you a double trip of orgasmic bush pleasure, in a bushy way, devoid of a bushy vagina? grin

Lezzlie, what say I and you double team on Ishilove, and show her how having a menage a trois with us both, will be an entirely bushy affair, devoid of doveda's_ bushy vagina? grin

LMAO.

Romance / Re: An Interview With Ivvy, Lanicky And ChubbyT by EdwardSnowden: 7:37pm On Jun 15, 2016
Mediapace:
Lanicky ivyy , what will be the first thing on your mind if Seun walks in majestically on this thread and tells you he loves you and want to marry you and what will be your reply?

Lanicky and Ivyy, don't answer this. IRENEONY will poison you for even thinking about it. cheesy
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *day 2* by EdwardSnowden: 10:22pm On Mar 24, 2016
glimpse33:
EdwardSn.owden You Are Very Wicked Bro!

Leave This Agarawu23 Alone Nau.

grin

Pa James wanted to get noticed so, like the benevolent person I am, I helped him. At least people would remember for the next 13 minutes.

Am I not nice? Agaruwu23 a.k.a Mungo Park, I've made your wish come true and it's not even Christmas yet.

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *day 2* by EdwardSnowden: 10:06pm On Mar 24, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
This year's wooing contest is the most boring in the history of nairaland, lot turn out of monikers, crap wooing lines and so on. 99% of d new members of romanceland are just kids, no swag self, no beta threads, no fun thread, they killed romance session, a long mcheeeee to them, the old members refuse to participate self. sigh!!! lemme just look 4 trouble nd go to bed.

You will get your chance to woo KingInValhala3 soon. Please let we the straight people finish ours first.

Thanks for understanding.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *day 2* by EdwardSnowden: 10:01pm On Mar 24, 2016
agarawu23:
[s][/s]dickhead, you think someone like me needs attention from anyone? Lol. I get noticed everyday okay? smiley

Pidgin? Lol
Go and read my wooing lines here https://www.nairaland.com/2526251/wooing-challenge-season-vii-main/5#36960031
BTW fvck English, I fit type anyhow I wish.

Try and quote me back with your old moniker if you need my next reply. Sogbo?

Pa James, we know. Everyone notices mad men.


You bookmarked your owned wooing lines? Have you been reciting the same thing to every girl you meet? cheesy

Now leave this thread if you have any self-respect. Don't announce it too.

By the way, please shave your grey hair or dye it. You're too old for this.

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE [men's Edition] *day 2* by EdwardSnowden: 9:32pm On Mar 24, 2016
agarawu23:
Outta here embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

Agarawuruwuru, nobody noticed you all through . You don't have to announce your exit to be noticed.

When it's time to woo in Pidgin English, we might notify you...if we remember you.

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 10:31pm On Mar 23, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

OZWOR!

Alright. We straight people have decided not to discriminate against you LGBT folks, for today.

In that vein, get ready to woo LordSumarai.

You have 10 minutes to compose your lines!

Get ready, people, KINGinValhala3 woos LordSumarai.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 10:24pm On Mar 23, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
BRO in my kingdom, far away across the atlantis where only deadly pirates dare ventures to cross, sea demons and sea gods, we dnt reply alternate monikers, face me with ur main moniker, if ure the true son of ur mother.
You seem very excited. Let's continue this conversation when your boyfriend withdraws his fingers from your _butthole.

Don't bother to tell us the details. We don't want to know.
Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 10:14pm On Mar 23, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
hmmm nice but u shot urself in d leg by typing, mentally uncloth her, dats bullshiit, ure wooing her bcaus u want to hav sex or what? guys of nowadays, eveyintin is sex, sex, sex and sex.

Even you, a known cross-dressing _faggot who plays with lipstick and nail polish, wants to coach men about seducing women? Bro, you better concentrate on the dinner you're cooking for your boyfriend!

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 9:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
KINGinVALHALA3:

And you felt, Yessss, you have succeeded in silencing me? When you dont even know colour types? Mr man, what am using is RED and not pink. And if you know what RED represent, you would mind your business so that this RED doesnt turn your life into a sorrow filled one.

Bro, on behalf of all the straight men on Nairaland, we are pleading with you to stop harassing us. Is it our fault we are normal? Forgive our sins against queers like you. We promise to respect your sexuality from now on.

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016
whizqueen:
cheesy

Yes! The KinginVahala3 dude has been harassing that boy all through. Why is he harassing straight people? Straight people have the right to expression. We refuse to be intimidated by pink boys. No way!

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 9:00pm On Mar 23, 2016
[quote author=KINGinVALHALA3 post=44047381]
If you called that an effort, then we would all have left online angry and pissed off if he didnt put a single effort. But wait o, that lines you read, would it win even your dog's heart? Please dnt laugh, as you can read, am not laughing, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha AUCHI WA VARE O/quote]

At least he doesn't type in gay colours like pink and orange like you.

He's straight!

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Romance / Re: Guys Should Really Stop This! by EdwardSnowden: 8:54pm On Mar 23, 2016
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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 8:42pm On Mar 23, 2016
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