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Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by naijaboiy: 9:03pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
BrownCookie:Leosirsir you left her speechless! Congratulations. |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by AlienStar: 9:03pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
I'm not laughing! KINGinVALHALA3: |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Adasun(m): 9:04pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
to halafricanadian it's your lucky day.out of all wenches here,i picked you to talk to. Hal,your sight makes my intestines twist,your smell cause replays in my nerves i may be a noob,but i'm the only one talking to you.damn girl,you have more curves than my ergonomically-correct keyboard. You probably woun't believe this,but in real life,i'm still a virgin and i ask my self,if i said you had a beautiful body,would you let me simulate losing my virginity on it? Hal sweet,come to my place and i'ii show you my playstation,and by "playstation"i really do mean play station.don't ask what we are playing because i have being woundering if they is a diabolical terrorist group in your pants and i am ready to pull out my grenade and infiltrate that a$s. Say yest to Adasun,he is all you would need 5 Likes |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Jadekitana(f): 9:04pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Chronique, cutehector,EzePromoe I hope you guys are gonna make my head spin in 360? This thread is fun already |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by naijaboiy: 9:04pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Princeparix and adasun where are you guys? |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 9:04pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Specialbaby:Am not good at forgiven people for what ever sin they commit, but; I Forgive You! |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 9:04pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
It is very simple to sight bad belle people. By their derogatory comments, we shall know them. Cohort of dimwitted wankers 3 Likes |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 9:04pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
olajorn:Teacher! |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:05pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
KINGinVALHALA3:Lol, I laughed my head off at the sight of that. abeg, easy on the guy. |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by timidapsin(m): 9:05pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Refiner |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by whizqueen(f): 9:05pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
[quote author=EdwardSnowden post=44047711 lmao @gay color [/quote] 1 Like |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by uyisteven(m): 9:05pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Oliviaarims:****** Babe...d tin Jst Dey der o...Laveda fit shoot me sef.. |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by naijaboiy: 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Adasun:Nice one! Halfricanadian what do you have to say? |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Maxi112: 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
wen i can start my woo |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Smellymouth: 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
refiner:Prolly on Friday still searching for the ryt lines to use.. |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Dklef(m): 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Omo see sexual assault 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 9:06pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
AlienStar:Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Please stop na, why re you laughing my fellow dude? |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by olajorn(m): 9:07pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Angelberry:student |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by naijaboiy: 9:07pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Which kyn lines be this? Or is it because they have no contender? |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:08pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
all ma bae r here |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 9:08pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
vizkiz:Omg! encourage a brother |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Adasun(m): 9:08pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
dats i hope u like this hardcore lines tho. Between,naijaboiy tanks for the time shift without prior notice |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Tommfrench(m): 9:08pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
LEOSIRSIR: Jesus!! 2 Likes |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by VaselineSquad: 9:09pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Oliviaarims sorry i jus see ya pix na, i can eat ya yansh 2 |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by vizkiz: 9:09pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Adasun: what the furck is going on tonight Playingstation Virginity Seriously Is this is pick up line or a furcked up pervert line? Are you trying to who her or have sex with her? I think it's time I go to bed 3 Likes |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Ray360: 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Maxi112:This comment of yours is highly inconsequential. Were you the one being wooed? Let her be. |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by EdwardSnowden: 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
whizqueen: Yes! The KinginVahala3 dude has been harassing that boy all through. Why is he harassing straight people? Straight people have the right to expression. We refuse to be intimidated by pink boys. No way! 1 Like |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Laveda(f): 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
uyisteven: |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Nobody: 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Smellymouth:tell your friend to calm down |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Maxi112: 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Jadekitana:keep on giving ur self hope since 19bc |
Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by Princeparix(m): 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Dear Nienie I have thought of the right words to use but yet my heart skips with every stroke of my pen. Here I am standing between a battalion and the greatest challenge of my life. Strategies and plans have failed, my bones are weak and my soldiers are weary of the enemies who are fierce and greater in number.... But what do I say I look down at myself, feeling my blood rushing but instead of drawing a sword to charge into a battle, I draw a lavender flower for your a crown I would want to behold and a lady I would want to walk down the path of eternity with. I came to this battle not prepared, only with the heart of a man who wants to sleep tonight cuddling the priceless diamond who this battle is all about. I care for no fights or wars but the taste of chocolate in my pockets and the feelings of your touch. I have no promises to make but 'nne so gi bu ihe m nchoro". My life is a hard nut "MA o bu so gi ga edozili ya". I have made some many mistakes "mana nyem obi gi ka m nwere Ike idi ndu ozo. All I ask is a chance to prove I can sweep you off you feet "ma nwere Ike idozi gi ka document" and the Queen of my heart. I know I think Small like Volkswagen and most times think big like IMAX but just like Calvin Klein - my obsession is between loving you and madness. Nienie I promise Not to be Evil like Google and never to blacklist you like Johnnie Walker but to be just what I am like reebok - a soldier ready to love and protect you. The mind and love is a terrible thing to waste but with you just like FedEx - there is no tomorrow. At the heart of our image of love just like Nikon, I am ready to live in your world and play in ours just like Playstation, for there is no substitute for you in my life just like Porsche but you make Disneyland the happiest place on earth for me. The men in charge of change just like fortune magazine can't describe the feelings I have for your - for they are stronger than dirt just like AJAX. Impossible is nothing just like Adidas but pleasure is the path to joy just like Heegan-Dazs, so let your fingers do the walking just like the Yellow Pages. Life is complicated enough just like Abbey national but just like IBM your the solution to my small world. Asanwa I just wish to share moments and share life with you just like Kodak and I promise to keep lovin it like McDonald's. A diamond is forever just like DE Beers and quality never goes out of style just like Levis but you ve taken over me completely and just like Nike I plead you keep doing it. Dearest you make me believe in love just like Sony and now am ready to expand my mind and change your world just like Newstateman. I might have challenged everything just like electronic arts but today I swear my vision is our future just like Olympus. I plan to make the best of now just like Vodafone, get to the last drop like Maxwell house because you've astonished me with your power, Beauty and soul just like Aston Martins. Just like Visa I promise to be anywhere you want, and melt in your mouth and not just your hands like m & m. Just reach out and touch my heart just like AT&T because your worth it like L'Oreal. People might say I am stupid just like denim Jeans but I just want to be the last place you want to go like Dixons. Make me the man in an embrace of a goddess Nienie 11 Likes 4 Shares |
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