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Brand New Black iPhone 4S 32GB Unlock with Chip (Note it was sealed, But i have to open it to test the Chip Unlock because the factory unlock cost more than $200)

Coming with all accessories(Sealed) excluding the Headset

The phone was activated today as you can see in the below attachment.

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Brand New Black iPhone 4S 32GB Unlock with Chip (Note it was sealed, But i have to open it to test the Chip Unlock because the factory unlock cost more than $200)

Coming with all accessories(Sealed) excluding the Headset

The phone was activated today as you can see in the below attachment.

If interested,

Kindly, reply this post -OR-

Call

Thanks.

Is visa fees required in Abuja? If yes how much?

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you?. The girl replied with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the
students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said; “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?. The guy responded with a loud voice; 10k FOR ONE NIGHT THAT’S TOO MUCH o! ... All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty


LOL

Emu who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Emu unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour.

EMU: I am in trouble, big trouble.

He ran to the kitchen.

Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Emu was in the kitchen.

OGA: Emu

EMU: Oga

OGA: who drank my pasties?.

No answer!

OGA: Emu, who drank my pasties?.

No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Emu there.

OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me.

EMU: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name.

OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while i stand here.

Emu went and did what oga said.

EMU: Ogaaaaaa

OGA: Yes Emu

EMU: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?.

No answer.

EMU: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.

No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.

OGA: Wonders shall never end. Emu, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.

MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.

EMU: Madam, do you want to be tested?.

MADAM: Yes

EMU: Oya enter the kitchen

She enters.

EMU: Madam

MADAM: Yes Emu

EMU: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or Oga

Madam rushed out of the kitchen

MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i can't understand anything at all.

Polinus, who was a houseboy thought to himself; Imagine, Apa the new houseboy stays at home, while i now go to madam's shop. Every evening when i return from the shop, Apa usually enters madam's room, banging the walls, moaning and comes out sweating. I'm not having it o. I'm older and more handsome than Apa. So if anybody should be chopping Madam's toto it has to be me.
The next morning, Polinus told madam he doesn't want to go to the shop, that he wants to stay at home and do the chores. Madam said; okay, no problem. An hour later, Madam was lying on the bed in her room, flipping through a magazine. She called Polinus, He came and she said; Go and bring your equipments and get started. Polinus leapt for joy, rushed out to shower, shaved, got two packs of condom, a lube and then returned to the room and said; Madam, i'm ready. Madam said; Now, clean this room and wash the toilet and bathroom.

A guy who was a notorious womanizer entered the ladies toilet of a hotel instead of the men's toilet. He sat down and noticed four buttons with the following inscriptions on them: WW, WA, PP, APR. Curious, he pressed the WW button. His buttocks was gently sprayed with warm water.

GUY: I love this!

He pressed the WA button. A blast of warm air dried his buttocks.

GUY: Wow! I'm loving this.

He pressed the PP button. A powder puff rubs on his buttocks and makes him smell fresh.

GUY: This is good, look at how i'm being pampered, i truly truly love this.

He pressed the last button, which is the APR button and woke up in a hospital bed.

NURSE: Sir, did you press the APR button.

GUY: Yes, yes, i pressed it.

NURSE: APR means Automatic Pad Remover. I'm sorry sir, when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your balls, Your balls are in this Jar.

GUY: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

At a Sunday worship service, Pastor said; Turn to your left and say to your neighbour, "neighbour, it shall be permanent in your life". I turned to my left and saw a cripple. Apparently confused and full of pity, i stared at him and said; Please don't mind Pastor. He replied; Ofego, na God save you, i wish you talk am, i for take slap scatter your face.

At a wedding in a church, the Pastor said to the congregation; is there any man or woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on?. You may say it now or forever remain silent. A guy stood up at the back of the church and started walking towards the altar in anger. The bride fainted, the groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave the guy microphone to say his mind. The guy said; Pastor, i don't need your microphone, please tell your ushers to respect themselves and mind their business. They are hitting me on my head all in the name of trying to wake me up from sleep. I can't take that anymore o

You can get it in any General Hospital close to you..

Season Jokes... Sorry i just have to repeat this one

A girl fell down from 80th floor.

A boy caught her on 65th floor n asked her: "Will you hug me ?"
She replied: "No"
The boy dropped her.
She was caught on 30th floor by another boy. He asked her:"Will u kiss me?
She replied,"No not @ all"
He dropped her too.
She prayed for a last chance when a boy caught her on 5th floor.
She immediately said,"I will hug u & kiss u."
The boy dropped her saying,"Astaghfirullah! I'm fasting.

LOL

A police officer stops a guy driving at a very high speed.
Police: do you realize driving at such high speed is a crime?.
Guy : yes officer. And i don't care.
Police : hmm...ok can i have your papers, rude man.
Guy: no you can't...and as a matter of fact i stole this car 30minutes ago.
Police : ehen....so you are a thief,okay what's in your pigeon hole.
Guy : not much just my shotguns, ak47 riffle, 20 rounds ammunition and a 20kg packet of cannabis.
Police : (still surprised) you also possess arms and hard drugs. You are a goner today...open your boot fast fast let me search.
Guy: no need officer i have inside that boot, about 20 pieces of human heads for my daily rituals and 2 dead bodies that i want to dispose off quickly.
Police: oh my God!.... ritual killing, theft, possession of arms and hard drugs. Hmm! Your own don finish today.. your games is up o, i'm calling the station. (makes a call through to the D.P.O)
Some minutes later, D.P.O arrived with reinforcement--

D.p.o : yes officer what's the matter?.
Police : that man is a criminal and ritual killer in posession of arms, hard drugs, human heads and this car which he stole and used in conveying them.
DPO: Ok ok... (walks to the guy)... Mr man can i have your papers.
Guy : of course... (hands it over)
DPO: (flip,..flip..flip.,) officer his papers are complete and authentic.....
Police: sir no mind am... Make we search his car you will see what i am talking about...
DPO : OK..alright ..can you open your pigeon hole sir....(Man opens pigeon hole)..Officer i don't see guns, drugs or anything incriminating in here as you said...(now angry) are you trying to ridicule me...
Police : aah, sir no be so sir ...(now trembling)..ok let's check his boot.
DPO : please sir lets see your boot.
Guy : hmmm...( **still silent**, opens the boot) .
DPO : Officer can you now see. The boot is empty... what point were you trying to prove, you said this man is in possession of arms, drugs and also said he's a ritualist.
Guy : what! Unbelievable...hmmm this days i wonder what the police force is turning into, i guess he also told you that i was driving at a very high speed too.

hehehehe

James and Peter were lost in the Sahara desert. They were dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque.
James said; Let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I'm going to call myself 'Sanusi'. Peter refused to change his name.
He said; I will not pretend to be who i'm not.
The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked of their names,
James said; My name is Sanusi.
Peter said; My name is Peter.
The Imam turned to his followers and said; Please bring food and water for Peter.
He turned to James (Sanusi) and said; 'RAMADAN MUBARAK BROTHER'!