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U no get shishi, u dey sing"Ema dami duro" instead of "mercies of d lord" u are foolin urself

U know all d hotels on d island and take different pictures in hotel bathrooms Yet u say ur doing Ushering Job abi na modellin. #God is Watchin in 3D

You wnt ur relationship to work with ur malay bf and someone else is doing u on lowkey in 9ja,nd u update miss u boo,can't wait to see my boo, #Godiswatchinu in 3D

Ur skin color changes 4rm black 2 pure white n u say ure going bk 2 ur original skin color #GodIsWatchingU in 3D

If the phone is new as you claim! The phone suppose to come with the User manual.

If not download 1 online!

IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATE:

COCKROACH: "My Friends pls help me to thank God!just found out Mortein na Bodyspray...didn't kill me.. Just made me smell good!

CHICKEN: If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means am being served at MR BIGGS'... Love U all!

PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm spreading flu...wtf!

DOG: I hate Akwa Ibom & Calabar people!

COW: My calf wants to suck now but the farmer has taken all the milk in the morning

RAT: The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2moro.

GOAT: friends... thank God 4 me ooo.a car almost hit me now now...chai!i wud hav died like fowl...

FOWL's comment on Goat status: i thank God 4 u ooo...dnt mind those yeye humans... dats hw they drive like goats.

TGIF!

An old woman was riding in an elevator in the very lavish Transcorp Hilton Hotel building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, N25,500 an ounce!".

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No.... 5, N30,000 an ounce!".

About three floors later, the old woman reached her destination and was about to get off the elevator.

Before she left, she looked at both beautiful women in the eyes, then bends over and farted and saying,

"Beans and egg - N150 a plate..."

Thanks @all

#Smiles..

A guy has been admiring his neighbor's wife. The neighbor's wife always give him this seductive smile. The guy didn't know how to approach the lady. He was afraid. One day the lady herself met the guy alone in ... his apartment.
GUY: Hi
LADY: Hi
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from you (Smiling seductively.)
GUY: Wow! Anything for the angel.
LADY: I...I...I...jus t don't know how to say this. I'll be so ashamed of myself if you say no.
GUY: Oh my lady. You don't have to. I am ready to do anything for you.
LADY: You know, it's been over3 weeks since my husband traveled...
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he's around, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities...
GUY: Oh poor you... You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you'll be stronger than him...
GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
GUY: Wow! Now?
LADY: Oh thank goodness! that's why I came to you. Can you help me carry my deep freezer from the parlor to my kitchen?

Kindly use google Sir

Sorry for the break in transmission..

Na PHCN cos am.. Here is another one

Shopping in a supermarket.
The Grandma realizes that the Kid has picked a toy. She calls out; ''Degree, put that toy back".'The Kid returns the toy. Astonished, another Customer asks; ''Is that his name?'' The Grandma replies; ''Yes, I sent his Mother to the University and this Is what she brought....

khukhi: Smart man Victor...BB is always attacked shai! .

I use one to pass time..

[quote author=chima-uga]mr know all[/quote]Yes

The topic of this thread Suppose to be:

What Nokia Ovi Chat Have Made Some Girls Do(pix))
OR
What 2go Have Made Some Girls Do(pix))

khukhi: I can't tell which device it is .,

Yes sure.. I'm not into Nokia, but i have seen the actual device somewhere i can't remember

From the attached picture, i can see that the device the lady is holding is Nokia and not Blackberry!

SO this post is lame

lincDzinc: empty-hen just sent dis some minutes ago...

I have not receive any message 0oooooh

Did you call them??

Domwiz4all: I got u, but i luv to no dia differences in terms of how de work.

BBM work with user's pin. WHile Whatsapp work with user's phone number

BBM na follow come for BB devies, while Whatsapp is attached app for all phones

Try and Reload/Upgrade the OS.

A friend of mine promised his pastor 100k very early in d morning b4 church service yestaday 1st April. In expectation of d cash his pastor gave him a front sit in church n also preached on d topic " Giving" using ma friend as an very good example telling evryone to emulate him and also told d whole church 2 pray for him for 30min.. When it was time 2 give pastor d cash d guy said April Fool. He has been suspended. LMAO! Na joke o

A sex Robot was designed to satisfy women, it was tested With 3 women, the first woman was an Hausa woman, after one hour, she came out full of smiles, saying, "gaskiya, e sweet me die". The next woman was a yoruba woman, after 3hrs with the robot, she also came out smiling, said, ooooshey baba!!! The last woman was a Calabar woman, after 11 hours, the woman was not still out, so the security had to go check thinking the robot had killed her only for them to open the door to see d Calabar woman chasing the robot up and down saying, "come here you liar, if your battery dey low, how u come manage dey run?

[quote author=Michael_robben]Pls check dis result 4 me nw pls 26361353eb[/quote]

Where you located?

40k?

Colour?

mukina2: you nefa see man to kiss yet? sorry o , you can keep posting the kiss smileys, one of them go follow toast you

last i checked we are still on top of your useless team, leading them by three points, stop sniffing goat droppings its bad for your health

Don't mind the Eediot.. He just dey run hin mouth anyhw.. Meanwhile hin skeleton dey hin cupboard..

Make una keep me updated cos no light for where I dey stay!