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Travel / Story Told By A Nigerian Who Survived A Libyan Slave Market by efobijerry(m): 9:15pm On Mar 04, 2018
My name is Tosin Uka, a Nigerian born of Igbo father from Anambra State and Yoruba mother from Osun State. This is the story of my life which, as it is now, dances on a pivot of deadly fate. The first part of this narrative is mostly a mental reconstruction of my lost manuscripts. The last part of it was added while I am here on the waiting room of fate.

Part One
I left Nigeria for Spain in August 2015, but all I can say of my present location is that am in Libya. Where in Libya, I cannot tell. I was led here in blood-clotted chains together with sixteen other young men and two girls in our envoy headed towards the Mediterranean Sea. We were still at a desert called the Sand Sea, led by a navigator and his assistant, when some Tuaregs, maybe Berbers — they were some Arabic- and French-speaking gunmen — surrounded us and marched us to a slum, or slave market, as I later learnt.
After one month of exposure in the open slave market, I suffered serious fever and was transferred by my captors to a more comfortable camp replete with tents, which had interiors that looked like hospital wards. I was put in one of the tents where an Arab nurse attended to me every noon. My second caregiver there was a cook that served me breakfast and dinner. She’s a Liberian and I made friends with her. Madam Charity, in addition to food, provided me with writing materials with which I scribble the story of my unfortunate life. I could only hope that it won’t be the last story that I would tell. Madam Charity said that my life has been placed in the hands of the Arab nurse. Her medical report is like a law and it’s final. As Madam Charity was leaving my tent one morning after serving my breakfast, she turned and spoke to me, with great concern and piety written all over her face.
“You’d better recover quick, son,” she said. “Your marketable price is five hundred dollars and you can’t expect your captors to spend up to a hundred and fifty trying to fix you up. They’ll come soon either to sell you off or, if you’re still not certified healthy...” she paused suddenly, dreading the next line.
“And if am not certified healthy, then what?” I said coldly, trying to mask my own fears.
“Usually the traders like to count their loss before it became a real loss for them,” she said quickly and darted out of the tent. I got her real message. I’d be shot if I didn’t get well soon. At least that’s not the worst fate as far as this abyss goes. The traders hardly ever waste a life. They either sell in whole or in parts by tearing the captive open and take their organs while the victim stays awake and watches.
Before I tell my background story, I want to state clearly that every black person here, including workers like Madam Charity, are all slaves. Even though she visits the local market to procure food, not even Madam Charity knows the name of this place. She’s also hoping to one day get out of this place in one piece. It’s a real tough system here; a whole village or group of villages under the absolute control of the slaver cartels, but more on that later.

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I wouldn’t be in this servile condition if not for Francis Agu, my old classmate at Nawfia Comprehensive Secondary School. Francis was huge, four years older than me, with thick black skin. He wasn’t a bully for his size, but even student functionaries gave him his way more often than they’d accord to an average junior student. Francis used to be my best friend in our first two years of secondary school, but our gapping each other became more pronounced the more I removed myself from the herd of his other wilder clique. Even at that, Francis, who was older and much stronger than me, continued to hold a lofty respect for me, being the first to holler at me each time we crossed path. I in turn respected him very much even though we never walked closely together since our third year at school. During our fifth year, Francis became the student functionary overseeing general manual labour.
Shortly after becoming our new labour prefect, Francis became the hero of all students, and the darling of the authority. Nevertheless, his undoing came the day he led a group of thirty students to attack another school, two miles from our school. Francis called it an avenger mission — to break even with Kabe College, whose student had wounded one of our own students. Francis and gang carried out the attack during school hours, dispersing the students hours before dismissal. The matter was officially filed by the affected party, and although the authorities of our school denied having any knowledge of such bestial behaviour by their students, Francis disappeared since that day both at school and on the streets.

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I wouldn’t be in this servile condition either, if not for Benson Odoh, my friend who is a native of Onitsha. Ben, first son of a poor, single mother, left for South Africa in 2010, returning to Awka in 2013 throwing lots of money around.
Ben, tall and light-skinned, is that kind of sociable fellow that could pay whatever price to ensure everybody around him felt happy. He never said ‘no’ to a friend’s request. We all rallied around him on his return, flirting around town everyday for the two months that he stayed in Awka. On one of such ecstatic evenings with Ben in a hotel garden, he told of his adventures in foreign lands.
“First off, in 2010,” he said, demonstrating with his hands like a rap artiste, “I flew into South Africa to hustle; you know how they do over there. South Africa didn’t favour me a bit. All those kinds of businesses I should have met up with, were close-ended. I stayed on the streets for five months with nothing to show for it. What can a big boy do ... I ball out and pursued the way of Dubai — you know what am talking about. Mehn! The Emirate was TOUGH. Dubai isn’t what you think it is. Certainly not for a lone hustler and even to land a legit, shitty job for support was next to impossible. Any brother who’d made it there had to be a stooge. I cursed the damn place and moved on, this time to Malaysia for a change...”
All eyes were upon Ben, our new celebrity, as he told his story. We were sitting in a semi-circular formation, buried in his narrative, knowing that this guy in front of us had really made it in terms of money. And it wasn’t only because of the big chains hanging from his neck or his non-repeated changes of designer wears. We had no doubts about the depth of his pocket because, throughout his stay in town, he was permanently lodged in one of the best hotels in town. For the duration of the two months that he stayed, all his close friends, about thirty of us, were constantly eating and drinking in exotic restaurants while Ben cleared the bills without flinching. We were thirty in number, but that was excluding girls who came in their troupes. Needless to say, all the girlfriends that we never had practically threw themselves at us without minding what we did with the next girl. It was that fun.
According to Ben, he relocated from Malaysia to China, and then Germany, before he moved on to Spain where he met The Bull, the guy who changed his life completely.

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Ben went back to Spain but words about him continued to float all over town. Among his peers, we discussed nothing outside Ben and how his new status has inspired us. Most of all, we wondered who The Bull actually was, and why Ben always seem enraptured whenever he pronounced the name. How powerful might this strange guy be in Europe, that someone like Ben could serve him for just eight months and become so rich?
It wasn’t until ten months later, on December 2014, that I met the one they called The Bull. Ben, who had come home for his younger sister’s marriage ceremony, drove me and four others in his car to Udi in Enugu state to see his infamous boss.
We veered off the express way onto a narrow-asphalted road, which led into the first gate of our destination while a village track-road continued onward, not tarred. After a minute cruising across the villa, being our destination, we reached an imposing marble mansion and stopped. When I alighted, I turned back to look at the direction from where we came; more than two hectares of land lay before my face, having its own football pitch, basketball court, a cattle ranch, and facilities which I hadn’t the time to process before Ben pulled me along by the hand.
We entered a posh lounge in the marble mansion where The Bull was concluding a meeting with four elderly men. That gave me ample time to admire the interior of the mansion. The ceiling was unusually high, ignited evenly by light rays permeating the translucent emerald stones used for the ceiling. Two golden chandeliers hung down from it, glistening multi-coloured lights. The elderly men stood up and went in turns to have a handshake with The Bull, who gave a fat, brown envelope to each of them. That was a farewell gesture telling us to proceed rather than continue to wait for the visitors to leave the lounge. We resumed walking, while I still admired what surrounded us. The walls were made of rough but polished marbles, adorned with some giant frames of oil colour paintings. The glassy floor squeaked under our feet as we walked past the visitors, who left through the door that we had come in. I was wondering why the floor wasn’t as slippery as it looked — almost like a mirror — when someone bellowed my name.
I jerked and carried my face up in reflex action. It was our host calling out to me. He walked up and took me in his tight embrace.
“I can’t believe it,” he said in a deep, gasping voice. “Where have you been all this time while I’ve been looking for you?”
I wrapped my own hands around him but was too weak and overwhelmed to give him a reply.
“Never mind, brother,” The Bull continued. “I was too rough that I never cared to find out where you lived.”
It was then that I broke a laughter.
“Oh my God!” I said at last. “Francis, the gentle mafia, so it’s you?”
The Bull eased his embrace, took some steps back and looked me from head to toe. Then he broke a laughter and grabbed me a second time in his embrace.
Francis Agu, my former classmate and protector, is that big boss they call The
Bull. I believed it was fate that brought us together again when I most needed a friend who was well connected.

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On that Sunday of our visit, we stayed on with Francis, The Bull, until 6.15pm. Good time was spent listening to his story of travails, adventures, and glory. I was delighted to know that Francis’ age-long storytelling wit still lived with him. He told of his apprenticeship in auto spare parts trading after his dropping out of school. That only lasted for two years before he was sent packing by his master for allegations of infidelity. Francis said that soon afterwards he secured a job as an auxiliary driver with a government hospital. He stayed on the job for a year and got fired after being involved in a road accident which was entirely his own fault. After that came his two-year period in depression, a period in which he had attempted suicide on four different occasions.
Francis then told us how an uncle of his who was a dealer in brocade and lace cloth materials had taken him along to Senegal to purchase his merchandise, where Francis himself disappeared on arrival at Senegal. Next thing, Francis took to the streets, and then, according to him, something led to another and he was in Europe. He established a successful business in France, later extended to Italy and Spain.
At home that night, I couldn’t sleep, ruminating on the offer that Francis had made to us. He had promised to establish as many of us who would agree to come work for him in Europe. With Ben sitting under the same roof with us as a living testimony of what Francis could do, the spell was all over us. At first, I had my reservations since the terminal journey was going to involve an illegal passage across the Mediterranean Sea into Europe — Francis was blunt on that. When he made that known to us, I quickly protested, citing the case of Sinai kidnappers who abduct illegal migrants, stealing their vital organs — at least that’s what I saw on a CNN documentary. To that effect, Francis laughed and told us that he never operated along Sinai. “Sinai might be cheaper,” he said, “but the risks are high.” From him we learnt that he’d smuggled more than six hundred young Africans through Libya into Europe. Only three lives had ever been lost to him.
As of 2014, I’d never heard or watched any ugly documentary of illegal migrants going through the Libyan route. I laid on my bed thinking about this, with my gaze fixed on the ceiling. At last I took the hard decision. I would do it. The time was about 2.30am; then I slept off.

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We agreed to go work for Francis in Europe and the 17th of August, 2015, was fixed as our departure date. That day came and I went to Murtala Muhammed airport in Lagos to join eighteen others whom had paid the logistics fee of N700,000 or $1,950.

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Literature / Marketers Needed: Pillow Book Of Fables by efobijerry(m): 6:15pm On Aug 23, 2013
I have, for the past few weeks posted some of the extracts of the material. You can check my recent posts or my facebook page with my link below. Call the author on 08063458907

Literature / From The Orchard Of Poe Trees by efobijerry(m): 2:14pm On Aug 12, 2013
Name this Piece



Haven’t you seen the Elephant!

He never forgets

He must be a genius.

Did you also consider the Bear?

He never forgives

He must be a monarch.



A little study of the Eagle!

Reveals tha’ he never misses a target.

He must be a great achiever.



Have you saluted the Zebra this morning?

I heard that no Lion has ever

tasted his fresh blood.

Isn’t he a great sportsman?



A friend told me this morning

of a repentant vandal.

Caterpillar by name

Who, brings terror to our plants.

Today he is a baptized fellow.

Butterfly!

A great gardener.

Now a professor of plant pollination.

I saw him later in the day

But my friend missed a vital point.

She didn’t tell me that

Heaven also gave him an award

Of two pairs of beautiful, bright wings!

From flower to flower

Taking samples of juice and pollen grain.

Is he not yet another great scholar of our time?



Go to the Bee!

Yes! he won’t give you time for interview

But ask the great scientist how he does it!

Fly along with him as he responds to you

and bring me a note from him.

Trading his Honey for protection!

Is he not a business man of repute?



Don’t tell the Fly that I asked after him.

That great, stubborn journalist

Who forgot his way back to base.

Turned into a beggar

Even of feces.

I have naught for him!

May he never find his way back

Lest we know the secret of secrets.

Has he not seen enough secret acts of men?



Even their follies!



Send my words to the Dragonfly.

Tell him to buy the card for the next lotto.

The last price in the list is a pair of Clutches!

I hope he wins-I mean the last price.



Send my sympathetic regards to the Beetle.

The new Sanitation Act,

Smashed into irredeemable fragments his

peddling business.

He is an applicant once again!

Employers should take note.



Do not learn from the Praying Mantis!

An ex-boxer turned priest.

A man with blue eye and swollen mouth;

attended my seminar last week.

He is a worker in Mantis’ ministry

And he is not a fighting type.

Praying Mantis!

When is he going to hang the gloves?
Literature / Negotiation Is Not Demonstration by efobijerry(m): 11:45am On Jul 26, 2013
Two weighty men of a community were having a violent take-turn poke at each other until it got so red that none of them would budge.
Then one of them hired some pay killer boys to go and waste the other. Unfortunately for him, those boys have had pecuniary favours from the second man.
Then some of the boys went secretly to inform him of the plot to take away his breath from him. “Your friend” they said to him, “will be paying us upfront this evening to do our job well on you. If you don’t do anything about it now, you know our rule number five. Though we will miss you so much.”
That evening, the first man arrived at the boys’ bunk to pay them as agreed. But; Cough! Cough!! Cough!!! went the cold iron and Spit! Spit!! Spit!!! On the man’s back, and kissed he the dust of the earth. He expired. Then the pay killer boys robbed his cold, numb body of the money it was carrying. According to rule number nine, ‘the money is not yours until the owner transfers the ownership to you either verbally or any other form considered legal in the public law’.
LESSON
Settle disputes through dialogue and peaceful negotiation.
On the other hand, if the first man had shouted, “Take this money and go to my friend’s house and assassinate him”, before he gave up the ghost; they would have consummated the contract on the second man still not minding whatever business they’ve had with him in the past.
Thus says rule number five.
Literature / Why The First Sculptor Lost His Five Fingers by efobijerry(m): 8:26pm On Jul 18, 2013
Little into the dawn of mankind on earth, the time when only few craft men thread the surface of the earth. A certain sculptor exists in the valley land, who devoted his time in the carving of natural accidents. He wanted to win the favour of his king and one day, he went into the presence of the king with a carving of a five petal rose. The king was impressed with the gift that he allowed the poor sculptor raise his face and beheld his face for a moment (for no one is allowed to gaze on his majesty’s countenance).
The king dismissed him only after asking him how come the flawless effigy regarding the fact that fire from heaven devoured all their flora a generation past. The sculptor told the king that his father who was a merchant had on two occasions come home with five petal rose. The king was impressed.
The second visit went just like the first but this time, with an effigy of an eagle. How come? asked the king. The eagles never weave their nests here in the valley land. The sculptor explained to the king how he had been privileged to come in contact with the golden eagle on one of his explorations in the woods. The king allowed him to behold his face for the second time; and he dispersed.
And so the sculptor became an uninterrupted guest in the bamboo palace of the early king of the valley land. Always with a gift on each visit, the meeting followed the same routine: a surprise at the rare gifts and an invisible opportunity to behold his majesty’s face.
All his gifts had been that of rare plants and animals of the early earth life – behemoth, ostrich, cherry blossom and so goes the list. The courtesans are now getting used to this generous sculptor and the awe that accompany his wonderful gifts.
One day, on his thirty third visit, the sculptor showed up with his master piece - an effigy of a mammoth (elephant of those days). As he held the mammoth up, all the king’s right-hand men had to stand in adoration to this most wonderful creature of the Iceland (a half world away from valley land). They were expecting a similar reaction from the king but were soon amazed when his majesty gradually stood up from his giant tortoise-shell throne and commanded his guards to seize the poor sculptor. First he had him flogged and then, ordered that his five fingers be chopped off.
No one dared to ask his majesty question, as the culture demands, except on the festival day.
And so, one moon passed and another, come the festival day. When the king have had enough wine, the best and the wisest of his right hand men approached him and asked him why he had a whole five of the most generous sculptor chopped off; his majesty laughed so loud, cleared his throat and , here comes his reply.
Why do you waste your one chance to inquire of my majesty for one season by asking me of the man that has his brains in his fists? He saw the five petal rose only but twice and designed a flawless effigy of it. He saw the golden eagle but once and carved an impeccable effigy in honour of it. He only saw the ostrich run past his hut once, and a master-piece was made in her honour. As if that was not enough, he only but dreamt of the mammoth and here is an unmistaken representation in yellow wood. But the daft wood monger beheld my face for thirty two good times and not even a bust of me was made from the most inferior of woods. He is daft as he is wicked and incorrigible. I took off five of his fingers so that he doesn’t carve woods again and left him the remaining five to use them in teaching his students how to carve; maybe, they will grow in craft to become more reasonable than their master...he gave off another loud laughter and gulped his wine.
Of course the king achieved his intention for the sculptor taught his students both the craft of the hands and also the craft of the mind. The culture of sculptors till today remains the carvings of figures of great men in life and larger-than-life sizes. A sculptor rarely give a powerful man a gift of inanimate carvings or that of animals.

Lesson
Satisfy your patrons
The lessons are numerous but I’ll expound the one of utmost importance to a prospective star.
You are a youth on his way to the fountain of stardom. You are now at the base of the fountain, which means, you have discovered your talent be it music, writing, humour, acting and so forth. The question is; ‘how do you play along with your patrons?’
They have this holy pride in them that forbids them telling you how they want you to do it but their gestures betray them. This is why you should pay more attention to non-verbal communications. Your patron might not be as patient as the king of the valley land as to allow you thirty three chances, why, because, your talent is not as rare as the primitive sculptor’s.
You have been dumped by many potential sponsors, but before you meet the one that will also chop off your five fingers, learn the art of gift giving and persuasion (patronage, like any other vehicle, is dangerous when you don’t know how to ride it). Call it seduction if you like but the end is always the same - attaining your maximum height. Your problem is not ill fate and fouled destiny. Use the art well, have faith and think of your destination. We will talk about ethics when we get there – the time is short.
Fable,
Efobi Jerry
2012
Literature / A Nice Brilliant Fool by efobijerry(m): 11:37am On Jul 18, 2013
An elder, who was a root man in his lineage secret organization died and his burial rites almost broke the record of going smoothly without any awful occurrences. But in all, only one horrible event took place which will be the story of our lesson in this killer piece of fable.

Among the numerous rituals to be performed in his burial is the explosion of twelve cannon shots. This was why they hired the most suitable man for this job-the gun powder maker.

When the time of those explosions came and passed, the elders of the family went into the room where the body lay in state, with the first son of the deceased. Their aim was to call up the dead man to confirm the validity of his will and also for him to transfer a cryptic document in his procession which leads to one of the secrets of the family order, for it is customary to pass one’s crypt to his most trusted male heir so that no secret of the order will be lost as its (the order’s) existence depend on them (the crypts).

They tried all they could to call up the dead one but all to no avail (he refused to sit up). Confusion set in as every one of them in that room shivered and tremble. At a point they stopped trying and all sat down to ponder on what fate might bring upon them by the end of the year’s third quarter.

The silence was becoming so loud and unbearable before, thankfully, a certain drunk was sucked into the room just to speak his own mind about the whole event.

He started with a witticism, which commended their sumptuousness on the welfare of friends and well wisher who came to mourn with them. With that he got their attention.

But before he reminded them that people are waiting for them to hurry up with whatever family business they were caught up with and come outside, he lighted up a satirical fire-works.

But your big brother will certainly pay a heavy fine over there for your negligence about the cannon shots. You did worse than nothing. The spirits would have been angry had you given only one shot. They would have been disappointed if it were three shots. They wouldn’t have been unsatisfied with seven shots. Ten shots is good but the ideal number for a gem of his type would have been twelve shots. The spirits don’t have any combination like thirteen cannon shots in their ghoul diction. It’s quite a shame.

When the idiot left the room, the son of the deceased was asked to go and get the gun powder maker who was hired for the ritual of cannon shots. He was dragged into the room secretly and when he was asked he explained that the deceased was a very influential man whom he so much liked and admired. According to him, he is not charging the family for the extra one shot. It is his personal contribution in the deceased man’s last honour.

After his sweet presentation, the deceased man’s family seemed not yet satisfied with one extra shot, because they also, forcibly, demanded for his head with which they buried their dead.

This is to ease their dead root man of difficulties with the spiritual authorities on the other side of life after life.

Lesson

Sympathy is non-moral.

Some fables are rated ‘killer piece’ not because someone died a horrific death in the story, but it is because life and death depends on the lesson therein. You must pay attention and learn their lessons either to live or to die like a fool. The choice is yours to make.

During the days of tabernacle, an oxen which carried the ark of God stumbled and Uzzah (a lover of God) rushed forward and held the ark so that it will not fall to the ground. The LORD struck him dead, and Uzzah might even be burning in hell now “as you are reading this lesson”.

You must always keep your cloak of sympathy whenever you are due to your place of work. Again, sympathy is an official thing and not a moral standard…leave it for the people to whom the occasion was organized for. It is not a game organized for a worker; most especially a hired worker on contract. It is better to be dangerously wise than to be a nice brilliant fool.
Literature / The Second Murder by efobijerry(m): 11:31am On Jul 18, 2013
There was a man who went to the devil to settle his marital problem which has lingered for sixteen years. Childlessness.

By then he was about to embark on a journey, which he did; and after few days his wife communicated to him that she as pregnant.

This man went home to perform the first ritual given to him, for safe delivery. His wife was never sick for as long as her pregnancy lasted and she delivered of her baby without any complications. It was so successful that she could have had it very smoothly at home.

But then, her husband was again away on a business trip. The man sent some money to his brother and told them to carry on with the naming ceremony without him.

All arrangements were made for the naming ceremony; family, friends and well-wishers, gossipers, spies and the village madmen all gathered for this grand occasion, not at all forgetting the agent of the one to whom the sacrifices were made for this marvelous work of God. Then God and his agents were relegated to the background.

Just before the recession of the ceremony, the father of the child entered. This indeed added more drama to the ceremony; the classes of individuals in attendance, the sonic and the gastronomic aspect of it all was in no doubt magical.

He then went inside the house to meet his junior for the first time-what a ‘beautiful’ boy. Methinks ‘loving tender’ will do for a two word description of this wonderful creation.

It was when the man handled his child for the first time that it happened. The bizarre! On lifting the child up to thank God (what a mockery) in the presence of family members that the agent of the killer, the thief and the destroyer came in spiritually, and caused the ceiling fan to collect the head of the baby in a single stroke.

A ceremony fell into mourning as women howled and rolled on the floor. Children wept and men gnashed their teeth. Madmen also roared and gossipers appeared cold, displaying all the passes from Adam which could mean ‘God forbid, abomination, it shall not be well with the enemies.’ Every actor performed quite excellently, then, then condolence ceremony ended.

When the night came, the devil appeared to the man while heb was alone in his room. “Now son of man,” said the devil to him, “it is time for the last sacrifice, of thanks. For your request has been granted.” “Didn’t any of your demons inform you that the child met his horrible death earlier today? Get ye behind me devil”. Upon that the devil replied that, “to protect the child also is another request which you never made. I offer that service too, but since you didn’t ask me to do that it could be assumed that you sought for another power to protect your child for you. As it stands now, his death is of no issue and the case of protection would be, for now relegated to the bill of extra-contractual requests. And discussing it, being retroactive as it is, is nothing but sheer waste of time which you, unfortunately do not have enough on your side right now to spare.

“Perform that sacrifice first thing tomorrow morning or face the ghoul dance that will come as a consequence. Grave greetings to you and your household, son of man”.

The devil turned to go when the man called him back. He pulled out his gun and pointed it at devil. “You shouldn’t have shown yourself to me, idiot!”

He squeezed the trigger, not knowing that the whole part of the event which appealed to his sense of sight were only illusory. The devil was only visible in his head and not in the room. He alone saw him as he was not anywhere visible in the room. But unfortunately, his wife was just entering the room to know whom the man-her husband spoke with. The bullet buried itself into the woman’s heart. And she died on the point where she stood.

That was how people got to know that the accident that happened earlier in the day was actually intentional. This man purposely murdered his son and now his wife. That was when they started crying: ‘second murder!’

The retch is currently rotting away in a psychiatric home which after his graduation will face trial on double count charges for murder-because, at the time when he killed his family he was mentally sound. The devil struck his head with the starve of madness only because he refused to perform the sacrifice of thanks.

Lesson

His gift will add no sorrows.

The devil even came to see whether the power that is to protect the child he helped the man to get, is strong enough, by an attempt to---nothing but KILL.

Sixteen is a perfect number (1+6=7), which God planned to bless him with twins of both sexes.
Sports / Re: Tiger Woods Quits Golf Indefinitely by efobijerry(m): 7:57pm On Dec 18, 2009
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CHEATtah Woods has payed for his errors I think
Sports / Re: Tiger Woods' Updates by efobijerry(m): 7:50pm On Dec 18, 2009
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Sports / Tiger Woods' Updates by efobijerry(m): 3:08pm On Dec 17, 2009
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Sports / Re: John Fashanu Confirms Tb Joshua Predicted Super Eagles Match To Him by efobijerry(m): 9:50am On Nov 12, 2009
Who needs the B'leave of a Piece of Grain like U anyway?

@ those concern
So if he Predict the world cup qulifiers correctly, you'll become a Diciple?
Your on your way to hell already!!
Sports / Re: John Fashanu Confirms Tb Joshua Predicted Super Eagles Match To Him by efobijerry(m): 9:47am On Nov 12, 2009
Who needs the B'leave of a Piece of Grain like anyway?

@ those concern
So if he Predict the world cup qulifiers correctly, you'll become a Diciple?
Your on your way to hell already!!
Phones / Re: Zain Finally Blocks All Opera Servers! by efobijerry(m): 10:47pm On Nov 11, 2009
Zain have stoped on 2 ocasions stil my own neva stoped.
Itz D IP that matters.
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Phones / Re: Opera Gurus Help by efobijerry(m): 10:37pm On Nov 11, 2009
Hala me end get yours.
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