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davidylan:
your friend is just being a pig.

word!!!!!

@poster, na real BIG wa for ur friend

nice


am errr. . . feeling cold

ituen:
What is wrong in Nairaland today.

Some one posted this joke this morning and i believe the poster didnt even bother to see today's posts before putting this.

Guy i'm fed up with this

_{screeches his BMW Z8 and heads for nightnurse's house. Damn, i need a break}

bite me

Migines:
@efuah
someone posted SOME recently.

thx buddy! i didn't know.

bigmodo:
i want to marry.

Then marry!

bigmodo:
Any girl here looking for a husband.

Yes! me

May be yes . . . but different percentages i think (90% / 40%)

The Lord has been more than good!  I thank God that we all have been able to cross-over to 2008.  The good things are just about to start, cus the Bible says. . . The lord will perfect that which concerns me (us) [Psalm 138 : 8]. . . keep on keeping on!

1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too, I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful, is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

almondjoy:
To spice up their relationships getting stuffy and stale.

I like to do that too. Nothing wrong at all. Not everyone likes to jump in bed to spice things up. A little thrash talking goes a long way to help matters in the bedroom or the balcony. Abi na veranda una dey call am?

lol ma ribs!

yelle

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Palmers Cocoa Butter Formula. . . very good for dark skinned people.

Go to the "Dating and Meet-up zone" Section. Gd luck!

nice


am addicted to nairaland

Just like that?. . .

infobaba:
nah am wiser than he is

so ur friend is a fool abi am off!

hmmm

k

finesse:
Hi Efuah, apology, that quote wasnt directed to you. Just my tag line.

Never mind.

mrpataki:
What a silly and careless statement you just said there.

Take it easy!

Thx Busta.

i have your head

wdyh?

akpanbaba:
Return it and collect plantain shoes.u will be ok with it.

you, and. .

gr8child:
She should get boli shoes instead. At least they're well done.

you!

bad people . . . lmao

pearlyseed:
because u don't know what infection the person had. Dont really think its safe.

You are very right, especially with the infection thingy. . . if only they will listen!

finesse:
Second hand clothes are generally for the motherless and children suffering in the third world

lol . . . u're right too, but. . .

finesse:
Dresswell to get noticed babe.

i didn't tell u am a habitual customer to those clothes, did i? i know how to look good Sir!

jkpretty:
i didn't see this in time, seriously toks. You guys are real pants. I'm just waiting to have a huge nerve. Lol. I want to be bad.

i can help you

no


u?

almondjoy:
He he he he he he he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


Wahala dey oh!

real wahala dey! happy new year to ya! BTW, if u're keeping my BB, better release him oh! or else

lol adekennis, take it easy o! . . . am off!

. . . am not myself, wld u be ok if we split for a while? he thought it was hurting, but to me, it was the sweetest thing i ever heard from him. . . . cus he was such boring thing to hung out wt n i wanted to kick his butty off

I like them too.

Do you sometimes buy second hand clothes?
Or you always buy from boutiques?
What's your view on second hand clothes?