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Nigerialabalaba:
nice one. make una watch out for Oyo and Osun next.

For north, watch out Nasarawa.

Why Rivers no dey for d list sef

Nasarawa is really growing fast.
The fastest developing state in North Central

Arsenal all de way.
Let's bury these our noising neighbors once and for all .

Oh .
Eggon Land have lost one of it illustrious daughter .
May her soul rest in peace

Stormtrooper11:
I'll send him/her to the cemetery

Ahhhhh

yetunsbay:
Oya do giveaway

Make things show for us first.

azpekuliar:
Thank you

You're welcome sir

Majority of white people that initiate chat in the social media are black scammers.
Once I see their friend request or message I don't receive them because I know it's a waste of time and energy replying them.

azpekuliar:
What’s the meaning of statutory delegates?

Statutory delegate?
These are elected members of political party, serving or former elected officials

I am an APC delegate from Nasarawa state.

Gandollar dan barawo .

shortIGBOman:
Says we wey get Nigeria. Nwajiuba is a 3rd Class citizen of this Country. We no go allow them rule us.

An Igbo man would rule this country and there's nothing you can do about it.

shortIGBOman:
Nwajiuba just dey waste his time. Igbo can never rule this our beautiful Country.

Says who?

Nigeria no be their inheritance .
They should all resign and allow others to occupy those empty slot they left.

Bahamas95:
Even virgins don't like being asked that question.

You are right.
A virgin like me can attest to that .

Have you eaten?
What did you eat?


As if they care for u

delzbaba:
Have you eaten, are you going out,

These boring questions comes mostly from the social media.
I snub these questions anytime one throw it at me ?

How old are you?
What do you do for a living?
When are you going to marry?

This is a sign of poor oral hygiene.
You're probably brushing your teeth without scrubbing the tongue.
Note! Buy a hard tooth brush and scrub that white tongue consistently and u would have a testimony to give on NAIRALAND in days to come.

Trust me, with what I am seeing on your tongue, ur mouth most be smelling so bad rightnow .

habsydiamond:
Ur village people no Sidown on ur matter until dey escort u reach prison..

Quotes of the year

Office of the president would soon be seen as a local government chairman office in this country going by the kind of people aspiring to occupy it.

We never had it this bad that even those that know fully well that they lack the capacity to be president of Nigeria are aspiring for the office.
What a shame.

R

Wow!
We can't stop scoring COYG

My Fellow gunners, we're taking over the third spot soon.
Gunners for life

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Pep made a big mistake removing Mahrez

He thinks he is smart

Justiceleague1:
For not PURCHASED Kwa!!!
Batch Kwa!!!!

In fact,lie down there for more lashing

U identified my mistakes but failed to incline your correction.

suratwo62:
You see what I mean?? You were punished for not purchased the school batch......... Haba Eggon Boy. You see what I mean. For not purchasing the school BADGE. BATCH stands for a quantity or consignment of goods produced at one time.

Thanks for the correction.

Temptee101:
This area is the outskirts of Enugu for that matter.

Who ask you

ikennaoma:
I went forget in a hurry, being given 5strokes on my back for not wearing socks to assembly by our french teacher.. the mark remained till end of the term.. some teachers are just very wicked but it was worth it sha.

I was flogged 50 strokes of cane during assembly hour for not purchasing the school badge

Hmmm
I can relate to all these punishment above because I passed through them.
I attended government secondary school and in my school both the teachers and the senior students derive joy in flogging and unnecessary punishment.
I remember how I was flogged during assembly hour.
They flogged me till all my school uniform turned black.
Till date that experience still reflect on my memory.

Nigeria bosses are one of the toxic in the entire world.

One thing Wike failed to understand is that, nobody want to be his house boy.
You can't talk to your colleagues as if u are bigger than them and expect them to keep mute.