₦airaland Forum

Bahamas95:
Even virgins don't like being asked that question.

You are right.
A virgin like me can attest to that .

Have you eaten?
What did you eat?


As if they care for u

delzbaba:
Have you eaten, are you going out,

These boring questions comes mostly from the social media.
I snub these questions anytime one throw it at me ?

How old are you?
What do you do for a living?
When are you going to marry?

This is a sign of poor oral hygiene.
You're probably brushing your teeth without scrubbing the tongue.
Note! Buy a hard tooth brush and scrub that white tongue consistently and u would have a testimony to give on NAIRALAND in days to come.

Trust me, with what I am seeing on your tongue, ur mouth most be smelling so bad rightnow .

habsydiamond:
Ur village people no Sidown on ur matter until dey escort u reach prison..

Quotes of the year

Office of the president would soon be seen as a local government chairman office in this country going by the kind of people aspiring to occupy it.

We never had it this bad that even those that know fully well that they lack the capacity to be president of Nigeria are aspiring for the office.
What a shame.

R

Wow!
We can't stop scoring COYG

My Fellow gunners, we're taking over the third spot soon.
Gunners for life

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Pep made a big mistake removing Mahrez

He thinks he is smart

Justiceleague1:
For not PURCHASED Kwa!!!
Batch Kwa!!!!

In fact,lie down there for more lashing

U identified my mistakes but failed to incline your correction.

suratwo62:
You see what I mean?? You were punished for not purchased the school batch......... Haba Eggon Boy. You see what I mean. For not purchasing the school BADGE. BATCH stands for a quantity or consignment of goods produced at one time.

Thanks for the correction.

Temptee101:
This area is the outskirts of Enugu for that matter.

Who ask you

ikennaoma:
I went forget in a hurry, being given 5strokes on my back for not wearing socks to assembly by our french teacher.. the mark remained till end of the term.. some teachers are just very wicked but it was worth it sha.

I was flogged 50 strokes of cane during assembly hour for not purchasing the school badge

Hmmm
I can relate to all these punishment above because I passed through them.
I attended government secondary school and in my school both the teachers and the senior students derive joy in flogging and unnecessary punishment.
I remember how I was flogged during assembly hour.
They flogged me till all my school uniform turned black.
Till date that experience still reflect on my memory.

Nigeria bosses are one of the toxic in the entire world.

One thing Wike failed to understand is that, nobody want to be his house boy.
You can't talk to your colleagues as if u are bigger than them and expect them to keep mute.

Only God knows how many skulls they have wasted in the name of this their so called age long religion.

See me see wahala oo

I LOVE AMEACHI
Among all the politicians that declared to succeed President Buhari in 2023 I have looked from left right and center and I am yet to see anybody that can match Ameachi political records in times of good governance.
I remember when he was the governor of Rivers state, he invested heavily on education, agriculture, human capital development and employment of Nigerians who ply their trade in Rivers state.
As a matter of fact, Port Harcourt was accorded by united Nations as the book capital of the world.
In president Buhari cabinate today, he is the best among the rest.


Fellow Nigerians, let us vote for people with track records not those that would promise I will do this and that.

Calabar people.
Oya, meat don ready oo

This is election period and we all know how barbaric act is been carried out in times like this here in Nigeria.
People should be extra vigilant.

May her killers never know peace for the rest of their life .

R

dmedicare:
Buhari wants to give his boys automatic tickets to slaughter Nigerians. This is because his bandits will surely kidnapp people and people will be scared of paying the business men bandits ransom, the bandits business men will have no choice than to slaughter their victims.
I weep for my country.

What is Buhari business with this bill?
U guys just derive pleasure with insensitivity.

Let me read other people opinion though

If this would bring development to our deplorable roads in Nigeria then I am okay with the idea.
If not, na sango go fire all of them .

These road transport union is more like a cult group.
Small thing dey don burst person head .

Government should find away in dealing with most of these violence association.

More of these modern terminals is what we need.
This would help reduce the number of illegal motor parks and also create a better traveling experience by the road users .
Nigeria would be great .

Topmaike007:
world cup doesn't count because of the new rules now the new rule is from when season starts to when it ends not a whole year and Benz already won UEFA nation league, Spanish super cup,this week he will lift laliga so what else remain

Okay.
If that is the case I strongly believe he is the best player on the planet currently and denying him the award is impossible.

southking92:
this topic will better be debated on afta d UEFA champions league and league matches.
though he has performed incredibly well so far dis season.
my thoughts though

This is a world cup year.
The winner of the world cup world be in a better position to win the award.

Benzima is phenomenal so far this season both in LALIGA and the UEFA champions league, banging in goals from left right and centre but don't forget this is a World cup year and for any player to win the Balloon D'Or their overall performance in the world cup will form a huge part of the debate.
I think he is a big candidate for the prestigious award but we have other players that are doing relatively well too.