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Durentt:
dirty animal. Keep spitting around, pig

d only pig around any1 cld notice is yhu

STFUareyouGod:
Bros, life no get duplicate o. My ass is only for shitting

u gat move, d nicur is already mkin passes

STFUareyouGod:
durent thanks.
Goodnight

lol, my Nicur on d move

Durentt:
its not a gay party. I was invited and looking for Romancelanders to invite too. Gay or straight, we are all one. Pls don't change d topic

God forbid...throway spit....tuah

Neyoor:
Smellymouth has won earlier b4 2day

oh u remember dat night.....homework done b4 today joor

Laveda:
Been here.

how come no one noticed the ever effervescent Laveda or u've been chilling wit ue E-bobo

hesilo:
Wen do I get a chance 2 woo, I'd like 2 woo dt ovaarims girl. Kinda like her eyes

#i just started it#

see as ur shirt white, with ur google,,,,,u look nerdy my nicur

Laveda:
Today is fùcked up!

u dont jzt jump outta d moon nd claim today is bleeped up, wr hv u been, u've missed a better part today

Smellymouth:
Egbon I dey oo me and Maxi112 just dey drop lines like shit, mehnnnn

I feel una vibe, I swear I feel am, d babe is confusef at d moment mk una gv her time

Jadekitana:
These lines are much better than last night *sips sperm*

sip sperm!

smelly my nigga how far

colabotu:
please I am new on nairaland and i need advice.
I have a girl I am dating for the past four years and she is cheating on me. I having being trying to break up with her for the past two years but I've being unable to achieve that. the longest time I had stayed break up from her is 3months during which time I blocked her on social media, refused to call or pick her calls and closed all ties with her but but our path crossed again and soon we started dating again. the problem is that she still cheats and I have marriage in view. she is 23 and I am 30 and can't marry a serial cheat.

Recently I asked her severally to break up and call it quit with me since she can't stay faithful but she refuse claiming that she love me and what I can't understand is how can a woman love a man and still be sleeping with other men.

I need my sanity. I feel like a fool often, like I am not a man like I cant make a simple decision. I have tried sleeping with other women and starting other relationship but it just didn't work because I find myself coming back to her even though presently I still retain some of those women in my life . I feel I have been jazzed or under a spell. I have tried prayers its not working.

she is OK if I am cheating and tends to encourage me to do so once in a while but I don't think that's how an healthy relationship be.

please call me whatever name you want to call me, insult me if you like, It doesn't matter I just need advice on how to end this relationship for good and move on with my life.

the jazz she used on u must be from edo state or ijebu ode...jeez, u cant break up wit a serial cheat wen pple r ending 40yrs of marriage cos of cheating...na wa

onila:
it hasnt been easy but I am trying

I have the beauty already and have the cash
now i just need the confidence, intelligence and swagger to continue

my sister is doing much better than me
shes dating a rich fulani guy
graduated from an ivy league university
hangs out with rich cool kids like her

while me, i just remian in the background
because I am quite reserved, shy and not that smart

do u by any means hv confidence issue....sought it out ASAP

missyadorable:
You had no girlfriend but you had sex

Sango strike you if you deny!

sango does dat one still exist...btw wen sex turn food?

missyadorable:
You had no girlfriend but you had sex
Sango strike you if you deny!

sango does dat one still exist

Marlvin:
okay

chisos!!!, okay?, is dat all yhu have to say?

ellechrystal:
Ahhh, zombite how na? Posterity u mean?
Please has ur Lord n saviour (Buhari) impressed u?
Is he in anyway better than Jonathan?
Oh yea he is human n will definitely make mistakes,
But ur Disaster of a Daura president isn't any better, n as such can't be compared to Jonathan's shoes,
he is more clueless than a lost sheep, n highly insensitive, in fact, he is a predicament.
U know y am happy? The people who criticized him the most, n made d country ungovernable r the ones reaping now, karma isn't just a bi.tch but a Biatch, save ur disappointed expressions for Buhari, cos he will fail u more than u think Jonathan did.
By the way Jonathan meant well,

if yhu jzt fold ur hands and pray that a government u r under fails even more den we have a serious issue at hand,,,keep d optimism alive, don't wish ur country failure, impact in d little way u can, not by tongue-slating nd wishing the country even more failure,no one is happy at d turn of things, not this govt or its previous have impressed nigerians, we owe ourselves the sole responsibility of uplifting dis country, the outside world we stare from afar nd giggle at our failure, one decides to travel overseas buh yhu cant move all ur siblings nd parents with, in one way or the oda every1 is bearing his or her own temperature of the heat ...Nigeria will surely be great again

ClassCaptain:
Wooers .. Kudos..

Tomorrow woers go and read songs of solomon to get inspiration

u got inspired by songs of solomon for ur piece.....wonderful, i'ld rather go wit psalms

sholikay:
no. i dey make incantation..

more like it

Caringguy:
Ok.., i even have a friend there.., I think we should invite monalisa185 over na.., how you check am?

someone want to use style nd initiate 3some...isokay

PinkBarbie:
Who is this agbero?

y will yhu call someone an agbero dis nyt

Tommfrench:
Dear lord



are you wooing a professor or what

if I was a gurl I will jzt waka pass u b4 u finish....chisos

sholikay:
hi milady,.hmmmnnnn..you are damn pretty..

radiantly blazing..

gorgeously gracing..

nna mhen!.you are so interesting...

you see eh..the world is filled with billons!..

nigeria has her millions!..

pls..biko nwa nem..can i make your heart my asylum?!..

because you are the most beautiful lady i have ever noticed in this millenium!..

abeg o!.omalinchanwa!..save all the grammer.

i no be ajebutter!..

i be confirm ajepako,no graver!.m

but i conspicuously love you,no drama..




shey i try?
cc naijaboiy

u dhey rap?

jayloms:
You're quite a girl, a lovely soul, one can safely assume. From your comments so far, it's obvious you care how ppl feel, even though they're not very close to you. Too bad we're on a faceless forum, would have offered to buy you a drink.

smellymouth see

olajorn:
[b]No amount of words can describe the love I have for you, but still I will use the little I can to open your eyes so you can see through my heart, and open your ear so you can hear what my heart is saying...
The first time I saw your picture,my heart paused for a few seconds,I was marveled with what I saw. I ran to my library to check when Ayi Kewei Armah's the beauty one are yet to be born was written. It was 1968, if anyone tries to write after you were born, he would be prosecuted for misinforming the public.
my friend accused me of smiling while sleeping, I can never deny such because the picture of you I see in my dream would make someone in coma to smile back to life..if I should be given one dollar for every I check your profile picture, I would swimming in millions of dollars now...I see everything a man wants in a woman in you,you are beautiful,intelligent,amazing,adorable...I will only stop loving you when sun start rising from the west and start setting in the east,when ocean dries off.Get in with me on this boat of love,I don't know where it's us,but I don't care....monalisa185 I want you, all of you, your flaws, your mistakes, your imperfections,I want you and only you
[/b]

you & John Legend have something in common

Mr & Mrs Host, una suppose get wild card, some peeps might jzt be in d mood for some flow,,instead of relying on some dullinus dat r in line to woo nd r AWOL.

Smellymouth:
Olajorn, I know you ve got the flows..

The stage will soon be urs....

Respect ###

this smellymouth na wayrey boi o, his comments crack me up like mad

omid:
hi ifeoma it not really important BT did u finish from uniben accounting?

haaaa, u joined nairaland 2dai nd already followin 19 babes, indeed u r nobody's boo, sooner rather dan latter u'll attain Legendary status...... I duff my hat bro

Chickychic:
it took a whole lot of process but i sent mine....
who is with me on this? so we can keep each other posted.

did u upload ur transcript dear nd hw did u go bout d qstionnaire,plz I need some assistance

Chickychic:
it took a whole lot of process but i sent mine....
who is with me on this? so we can keep each other posted.

did u upload ur transcript dear

mosbiod:
Has anyone in Abuja gotten a success mail?? got a regret mail here... my first dragnet though gotta be more focused on this dragnet thingy

please do u have dragnet qstns my guy