₦airaland Forum

Smellymouth:
Nah, she is my mother

hope she sees dis

Smellymouth:
come and receive ur punishment

, we are not competing for anything brov.....is she your sista

KingCheezyPuff:
Dang Then I betta cut in now then hehe

.What's that sound......it's beckoning me.
I hear words.... come hereth to me.
I'm feelin' a pull....it's your allure

With belly so round you're enticing me.
I'm acting outta the norm
I'm fighting my emotions but the won't conform.

I have visions of you an I.
You on my couch.
Me in the kitchen with sandwichs .Pastrami on Rye?
Lettuce an cheese with coleslaw on the side?
You can have whatever you liiiike.
If you'll run me potbelly.



Cc Naijaboiy you need ta have Smellymouth do security,so he can handle some of these unscheduled interruptions.

first time down here Cheezy , you finally changed your mind

sweetheart01:
...lol...I never asked for ur appreciation.,just get me d menu already!


*sits comfortably on my local mat,crosses her legs,blings eye lashes seductively with a mischievous smile!*....

who wanna sit by me,need a company!

hey!!!.....let me feel your warmth

lanicky:
Can I post now @ naijaboiy.

I feel your rush of blood....

Smellymouth:
Ok

Smello, you don buy my land o

push what ever grieviance you have to the National Assembly, don't think we've got the capacity to handle such issues and complaints on NLand....Cheers

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I'm in my early 20s and I have two brothers. One younger and one older. My father passed on when I was 15 months old.

Ever since I was a little girl, I have never had a relationship with my mother. She never taught me little things like how to put on a bra. But Instead I had to rely on my aunt to teach me "girl" things. My mother was never home, she was always going out with this older man who happens to be her friend.

So I was usually home with my older brother who would find a reason to beat I and my younger brother to a pulp. My mother would usually treat my younger brother better than I.

Up until this very moment, I and my my mother's relationship has been nothing more than dysfunctional. I yearn everyday for a loving and close bond with the very person that gave me life but to no avail. I have tried everything to make it work but she just happens is not interested to be close to me.

I don't know how I'm supposed to scale through life like this.[/color]

that's your mum on you profile picture right?

rheether:
This B red Useless die..

howww??, I no undestand

funkyglitz:
Been there but I chose to jump and pass since Oluwa was involved in my case,but on a second thought..... it seems to have become a norm because almost all my friends passed through it and conquered sha.

hi

obiorathesubtle:
look woman.. You've lost it.. The fans, fame and whatever..

Open a new account and start over.. Nobody gives a shiiit about yo threads anymore.. Haven't you noticed??

Bro. please allow her breath

when you see a beautiful imo girls don't be too blinded not to see the hefty price tag on her forehead....it helps keep you at bay

zinnyprecy:
here in New haven, Enugu I hv steady power supply, if it drops doesn't last up to 2hrs before is been restored.

enugu is one of the coolest in terms of regular power supply but water issue no be here o

grad2012:
O damn I editted that comment.it was a mistake.

its ok

Smellymouth:
The lady will be like:: " lemme taste the soup, it's bin a while I ate egusi soup."
From tasting the soup, she go carry the biggest meat..

I will be like:::

Kuku chop everything na, werey

my guy, you don come again

grad2012:
Lols proudly yoruba

that's by no means a compliment

baddooski:
Oga OP why not 2 to 3 odd?....though i dnt intend to sound negative but the possibility of all the matches to enter is slim.

What do you think guyz?

his picks were brilliant but the numbers are much o.....

only you with all these skills...waow i'm impressed

ritaoritza:
Wobish

you never see something for romanceland you don dhey quiver

KingCheezyPuff:
too late

I could easily modify,its my post

Synzu just got crushed by a fast moving trailer, how about that for a joke as well

KingCheezyPuff:
Marlvin this dude thinks my pidgin is an I quote "flawless" !!!
In yo face

Now you wanna gloat and rub it on his face right , I take it bake

Leriebloom:
My mom and siblings.

have it in mind that they've got plans for you as well.

Leriebloom:
Will try

who'll be your first victim?

Please prank safe

you connect fluorescent for your body?

KingCheezyPuff:
Highly interesting topic "make I come observe".

perfecting our local english, that was flawless #thumbsup

nikkypearl:
Not in the mood to laff! But dat's sum funny shit!

, didnt grab @ first, you just made it clearer

it sure does, if you still have it please keep it safe.

Greenpunter1:
pls keep us posted on the remaining two matches. And how it goes. Pls try and drop your whatsapp line for me bro.

any update yet?