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LORDSAMURAI:
ha bro!!! i went 4 a marriage ceremony today nd i almost had a quickie with one of the ladies there i met nd strike a dirty convo with, well d single space in d compound avalaible was used to store drinks so we backed out b4 smone sees us. though iv plan 4 anoda day 4 her, so wat are we talking abt?

u slay @ every half a chance.

LORDSAMURAI:
uve nt even heard d last of me, go nd ask the ladies in banking n finance and accounting dpartment of western delta university, im their intimacy gadget.

hope u not jzt another NERD offline claiming to be women-slayer down here

LORDSAMURAI:
im seriously hungry and im dying 4 ur white slippery food.

wtf...r u 4 real

Oliviaarims:
CONTENDER NO 2 WOOING REFINER


[b]
With blood pumping in my heart. I am wishing to express my sincere
wholeheart and mind to purify your soul. Without having to beat about
the bush , am a guy of my word and not someone who will go on
deceiving you. my sincere apptitude since I know. You is that am very
much in love with you and it will be a things of peace and tranquility
if you accept my request to date you. Moreover telling you that I will
never break your heart or make you angry is all about deceiving you.
Mistake are bound to happen but I will promise a swift resolve of any
arising matter . Moreover this is not about giving you a fake word of
fantasy . It is about been crazily in love with you . Lastly ,the
present is the panacea to the future . I promise to try my best in
making our present the panacea of the future, by making sure our dream
are realized and been a role model to the future life. May the lord
grant you the kindness to accept me and also the grace to keep my
promise[/b]

quite late Oliviaarims....guess we shld save d rest 4 2mao....moral don low #yawn

pinceprinz:
and I was expecting a squalid reaction oh Yo the man ehix

gat no time 4 dat brov, its childish....i always take heed to corrections, makes me a better man..one luv brov

iambibi:
awwwn.... Sure buh Not with the twinz and triplets naa

Aiit, I'll tk it back since it scares u.....oya return ur seat to wr it was

iambibi:
awwwn.... Sure buh Not with the twinz and triplets naa

aiit, I'll tk it back since it scares yhu

iambibi:
awwwn.... Sure buh Not with the twinz and triplets naa

aiit I tk it back since it scares yhu

pinceprinz:
Lols Scrutinize most of my post on here, they're mostly written in American English. That's watsup!

I dnt hv to go thru all dat niccur,,,i made a typo error.it fyn, I knw, tnks 4 d correction

iambibi:
.. Naaahhh.. thanks i appreciate,..ehmm i tink i need to get something outside, i'll be right back.... *changes sit secretly*


Pheww!! Now am safe!!

nd i'm supposed to be harmless

pinceprinz:
Chai, I know say na mistake but taking compactable for Compatible is outrightly unforgivable cos the former doesn't even exist. I feel yr sense of humor tho . Thickly African!

nd humor is humour, since u dnt forgive typo errrors

ItzBIM:
Are u a keyboard cause ur my type

hey, wey yhu, dnt quote a quote datz under my quote plzzzzz, we cnt be dragging same woman abeg

iambibi:
LOL.....ifa hear..

I feel we r so compactable, we will gv birth to twins, I also knw d formation for triplets if dats wat u want

MrsPhyno:
*intense blushing*
Thumbs up, this person is good

I completely understand the feeling

iambibi:
.. Yea.. I agree with you..

u look so wooable my dear

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 1 wooing MrsPhyno



[b]
MrsPhyno

It was a thursday, when I saw your picture. . . pretty.

Checked your post, was so impressed. . . brainy.

Pretty and brainy is the definition of you.
It dawned on me,
that you are the one for me.

Been imagining ''you and I'' for the future.
For you I'll gladly act a fool, I'm so sure.

Thought to chat you up.
But what to say. . . prolly won't be new to you.

Sure you've gotten lotta compliments 'bout being so beautiful.

So I held on, till naijaboiy came up with wooing ish. . .knew it was
my cue. . . to let you know. . .

Obi'm, my heart yearns for you.
Like salt and water in the sea - let's be together, true.


Ma cherie, you the one I long for. . .the one I've got hots for, mi amor.


So here it is, Nonye. . .my very own onyinye. . .

Omalicha, ahuru m gi nanya. . .
Babe you set my soul on fire (oliviaarims, put a grin emoticon here)

Will you let me be the one, please?
Be the name on your pretty fine lips?

Let me be the reason for the smile on your face. . .and the erection
of your tips. (oliviaarims, put a grin emoticon here)

I wanna be THE MAN, and your Guardian angel.
What do you say, girl?
[/b]

hmmmmmm.....i jus weak,u need compliment this line with touch 'n' follow else she no go gree ur own brotherly

Oliviaarims:
Contender Number 2 wooing Adufetohposh


[b]


Hi Adufeh,
I thought of the best lines to pour out my heart to you but I found out there are not enough words that can explicitly convey what's in my heart but all the same, let's see if I can express one tenth of it.

I can't even say how it all started. I only realized it when you already got a better part of me. I been someone that's not swayed by feelings never gave it much attention until I started looking forward to your posts I built a wall around my heart but your smile and beautiful countenance tore that wall down and lit up my world
Now, I cannot deny that I often catch myself lost in thoughts of beautiful moments with you.

They say laughter is the best medicine. Posh Adufe, your posts refreshes my soul, it floods my heart with joy indescribable. Now, I'm wondering how I got here. I mean, I'm a man that has learnt to take mastery over his emotions but it seems I'm helpless with you. I'm already having that feeling of common sense leaving me each time I think about you. If it's this beautiful now, what will it feel like when the real deal (you) comes? I can only imagine for now.
You're the definition of classy, a true representation of brain and beauty. Your beauty will have Kim Kardashian running to her doctors for another plastic surgery. I dare say God created you specially on a Sunday.

I went through all your posts (yea, you'll always have time for things that top your priority list) on here and I was marvelled. Your comments aren't only matured and intelligent, they are filled with grace. How can someone be this awesome? Right there I was more than convinced, it's you I want to grow old with.

The world needs more people like you. It'll be a beautiful thing to bring more 'Adufes' into the world. I know about heaven up there but there's a heaven I see in your luscious lips. There a heaven I see in your angelic body. I want to experience that heaven with you. Paradise is here

I want to have a girl who loves, care and share romantic feelings with me, a girl I can call my woman and she'll call me her man. I want that woman in you. Give this love sweeter than honey a chance. I want to be that man that makes you smile, that man that's got your back. I want to be that shoulder you'll lean on during sweet times and when things get rough. I want to be a part of your story. I want to be that man that spurs you to be the best you're meant to be. Come be a part of me and let me be a part of you.

I love you
[/b]

if any babe no fall dis line,den forgerrit, she z not human.....this is masterpiece,so cool,so original...thumb up

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 1 wooing Adufetohposh


[b]
Adufe, i'm a contender
Gustavo speaking, will you be my Esmeralda?
Never had my world been on such an ambush,
as you lay siege to my defences every hour.

Your eyes mesmerize my entire being
Your allure shake the pillars of my mind
it's seismic effect reads 10!

So deep am I in the flood of your beauty
My treasures surrender at your Beck and call.
If you were the Chief-commander,
My heart refuse to march past; not the honour an elegant queen like you deserve!


Is it your personality? it resets my topography.
Is it your calm spirit? it attracts my magnets.
Every time I do sight you around, I crave for your warmth.

Now you're signing ownership of my entire world, do i.....likewise?


The search for the Queen of my heart stops, I'm convinced that you are The One.
I'l give you what you need, my neck tie is within your pulling reach.
fall into my arms from height of love, no parachute does it better,
walk into my heart, no architect designed any prettier
What medicine or portion can make me recover from you my ailment?

Displaced from ownership, but back to reclaim my world, from you.... but with you in it too..... CAN I? ADUFETOPOSH!!!

Finish.!!!!


these are my woolines

job well one there. just to have fun.
[/b]

una do well, mk una dhey go gv una professors dis assignment nd una tink say we no go catch una?

Jacinta44:
Thanks for your advanced inputs.

You see, I'm a young girl who loves the good things of this life.

I am aspiring to be attracting men who ride cars.

I went to Nairaland Autos section, but they all seem to be very busy discussing Honda Toyota and Camry.
I was viewing their threads for hours, but no one even say Hi


It's not as if I like money and material things o
But I just want to be inducted into where all those rich guys are so that I can marry for love.

Don't insult me o
Remember that no body holy pass.

Candid advice please
Thank U.

if I lie say u no get problem,i'l be decieving u I swear

LuveU2:
#runsalong

#HoldsHerHand

LuveU2:
You are involved o. I didnt want to expose anyone's dirty secrets but you forced me to

#runsaway

LuveU2:
Prolly she went to sit for her fifth post UME. The girl dull sha

, dats cruel, she dare not see dis else she will cum 4 ur head.....i'm not involved o

LuveU2:
Lol naughty you! naughtier me for throwing away tact.

nd wr z ur friend HateU2 if I may ask

LuveU2:
Amma pound his ass

dnt bother askin den,cos I guess dats his tots as well, u guys shld jzt luv up witout gifts jare....it kills the romance in a r/ship, cos he z thinkin of his drained pocket while yhu ur jzt dr cuddling........den his mind goes berserk nd he says " i'll jzt bleep my money outta dis gurl"

LuveU2:

if I wr ur bf i'l get u a crucifix

KingCheezyPuff:
Mmm,no.

its ok, aiit....bye

Chisos,,,,,una don start again goddamit

and here am I angry cos I don't knw how to get angry, i'll sit down nd smile or laff when one is makin a foolery of his or herself in an attempt to irk or irritate me.....d last tym I was slightly pissed was wen I lost my BIRD

KingCheezyPuff:
1# Get away
.....Take a walk
Sit in a empty room
Stand on the balcony
Just find a secluded space and calm down.

2# Clear your mind
Count to 100
....It sounds silly but focuse on the counting and you'll find your calm after awhile.
But you gotta focuse

OR
#3 listen to music
..... it's calming
Focuse on the lyrics, sing along if you need to.

Basically your cooling off so you can better handle the situation.

ever done some anger mgmt courses b4, yhu sound like a pro

layla129:
I just tire. God bless you

tnx nd yhu tew

JeffreyJamez:
That popularity na wetin I never understand Lol....I've been on NL long enough to know that it's just a waste of time, who NL POPULARITY Don help?..especially for this romance section.

just wat i've noticed wit a lot of monikers on dis forum

Almost erry1 here is in an effort to gain some level of E-popularity,this thread is aimed at dat as well, doesnt cost a thing if we all jzt roll along....nobody criticize anybody