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Politics / Re: Tension In Oyo As Police Reportedly Recovered Weapons From The Auxiliary House by Ejebleje: 9:58am On May 30
No automatic weapons,so no biggie.

Lots of people are/were licensed to carry Shotguns,the question is why is is not he's suddenly become a threat?
Phones / Re: TCL And Hisense: Which Is Best TV Brand by Ejebleje: 3:03pm On May 27
Those two brands you mentioned are like foods cooked from the same pot . I will not say more
If you need good t.v set, go get a Sony .


Travel / Re: Reporting A Registered Travel Agency by Ejebleje: 10:31am On May 27
Name the travel agency
Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Have Been Poisoned By His Wife - Apostle Kassy Chuckwu (Video) by Ejebleje: 12:34pm On May 13
If you're under the "ministration" of this kind of person,you are worse than an atheist and pagan!

Infact, such people need psychiatric evaluation.

When law enforcement pick am up now, people go say na witch-hunt. Them really need to hunt am because na witch true true

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Politics / Re: I've Known Orji Kalu, We've Been Together For A Very Long Time - Tinubu by Ejebleje: 12:31am On May 13
If I tell you that Tinubu is alive today is a combination of God and Orji Kalu's mother. If you doubt ask Tinubu's wife.

Hmm...you sabi o!
Politics / Re: ISWAP Kills 3 Idps, Injures 8 Soldiers, 5 Others In Borno by Ejebleje: 11:03am On May 12
One of the biggest challenges in tackling insecurity Borno is her sheer size!

Massive development needs to occur so that all that vast land is occupied productively
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Adjourns Nnamdi Kanu’s Case To Sept 14 by Ejebleje: 3:17pm On May 11
Now the president elect's headache


Car Talk / Re: China Fuel Pumps Want To Kill Me. by Ejebleje: 9:19am On May 08
If a mechanic had told you to pay 20k for a fuel pump, you must've refused . But now you have spent 20k already and counting.

No dey manage when it comes to cars . If necessary ,park the car till you can save up for the real deal,and this is me talking from experience.

I hope the one you got from Amazon serves you well and if I were you,I'll wait until that one arrives before I drive that car again


Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu's Daughter, Jasmine Okafor Is Engaged To Ken Erics by Ejebleje: 10:16am On May 07
Hmm...the allegedly closeted gay?


Celebrities / Re: “how Does He Feed Them?”– Nigeria Lecturer With 19 Children And Three Wife Stir by Ejebleje: 4:26pm On Apr 29
E go sell handout die cheesy cheesy
Health / Re: My Girlfriend Have Not Seen Her Period Since January by Ejebleje: 1:28pm On Apr 06
Stop taking the oral contraceptive. The body will restore normal hormonal function.
Health / Re: My Girlfriend Have Not Seen Her Period Since January by Ejebleje: 12:39pm On Apr 06
The morning after pill has fvcked up her hormones.
Drug has been really abused


Politics / Re: Agberos Hijack Onitsha As Helpless Traders, Motorists Groan by Ejebleje: 9:01am On Apr 01
I was speaking to someone about this issue of Agberos, and I told the person...Governance is like whac-a-mole. If you solve one problem, another rises. That is why I was praying GRV does not win because he would have turned Lagos into chaos...even those in Lekki would not be able to stay clear of major issues.

If you eliminate Agberos, what will you do with thousands of guys? Retrain then...some of them are drug addicts and drunkards...there is a reason they are doing agberos and I doubt they can do any formal education. What about artisan work? Have you seen some of these guys..you think they will learn plumbing or agriculture and wait for harvest and yields or for someone to call them for work before they can eat?

Lock them up in Jail...how many prisons will you build, how many staff, cost of feeding them and getting all of them through the court systems would be a major disaster.

So should we just accept this norm...NO

1. You normalize them like Lagos agreed to do...Lagos should print the tickets

2. Allow these guys to sell them - maybe 500 tickets @ N1000 = N50,000; Private vehicles can pay N100 per day...that is N2k - N3k per month and it will be used to pay for people to maintain roads, clean gutters, and so on.

3. Pay them daily - like N5000 (N100,000 weekdays) which is 10% of the total take in and their Ogas will take N2500 (5%) per person

4. Create a hierarchy of leadership - One oga will have like 10 guys under in covering major areas...so Oga will cash in N500,000 monthly

5. This process for this Team will generate N42,500 per person (85%) which is N8.5million monthly (Salary N1.5m from Revenue intake of N10m monthly) for one area...Lagos can easily have 500 of these areas raking in N5billion and N60 billion annually. Anambra, Onitsha can do the same and the money will be channels to fix roads, drainages and revamp the markets.

6. Give or take the Govt can play with the figures and bring in 70-75% and increase the payment for Oga or boys or Ticket sale

7. You can also sell Morning, Afternoon, and Evening and use different sets of boys so you generate 3 times the revenue, multiply the employment by 3 and use 2 sets of Ogas or Same...

8. They will have distinct wears that they pick up at the Oga in the morning, afternoon or evening and they can switch them so it will be difficult for copycats to make them or have companies that will supply them these wears with random colors weekly.

9. These will eliminate the fake agberos and also provide employment chain for the uniform or vest suppliers...they will also take care of the dry cleaning needs.

10. Youths need employment..money must flow...you need to cater to different types of people. Eliminating them is not the answer.

Sorry to have to quote your long epistle, but do you see the flaw in what you're proposing?
Youngsters, and even parents,yes! Will see no need for education, formal or informal and will see thuggery as the easy way out. Heck, even potential law enforcement recruits will not be left out in the hysteria.

Very long writetup, but...


Technology Market / Re: Alabaconnect Is A Dubious Tv Seller!! by Ejebleje: 8:19pm On Mar 26
Hmm...Alaba business!

Take heart my brother.There's a reason why people go to the nearby army cantonment to get military men to escort them to the market before they do business.

That place has the highest concentration of conmen masquerading as business men. Them dey even scam law enforcement sef. Alaba story will take a thread!

Go and ask of their task force chairman and report the issue to them. They may get the guy to do something. Alternatively, involve law enforcement.

A note of caution to all : cut your coat according to your clothe. If you have 190k for t.v, matter of fact any other electronic/electrical appliance, go for a NEW product that your purse can afford and buy from reputable dealers(You stand a better chance of getting a valid warranty in such instance)

Modern T.v screens have lifespans, and you dont know how far into the designated lifespan the used product you're buying has gone. Dont be penny wise...

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Phones / Re: New Phone Just Manufactured Weeks Ago, Hanging by Ejebleje: 10:16am On Mar 18
When will people understand that the system-on-chip, or processor powering most of these phones are really just the most basic? They cant even compensate for it by adding sufficient RAM(hence their comparatively cheap prices)

If you do anything intense as to strain the processors,it will surely stutter in performance.


Politics / Re: Did You Notice Sacrifices In Your Estate Or Area This Morning? by Ejebleje: 9:46am On Mar 18
Did you notice Sacrifices in your Estate or Area this morning?

Most places around Lekki, Ikate, Agungi, Jakande, Igbo-Efo, Ajah, Awoyaya and so on are littered with Ebo kankan ti ka gunlaya(Sacrifices) grin grin grin grin grin grin

You have been to all these places this morning?

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Health / Re: I Am Too Sexually Active And Don't Come On Time, Is This Normal? Pls Advise by Ejebleje: 12:06pm On Mar 16
Mumu advert!

You will attract your ilk regardless. Continue to fvck away your youth. E go show later.

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Business / Re: Why Are Banks Not Reversing Failed Transactions? by Ejebleje: 9:15pm On Mar 10

How long is your own?
Like these Guys are simply out to deal with the customers, many people have resorted to using apps like moniepont, opay, Palmpay and the rest.
And the transactions are so prompt you begin to wonder if they are using network different from Banks, e choke

Not anymore bro
Phones / Re: Tecno Unveils Phantom V Fold, The Company’s First Foldable Smartphone by Ejebleje: 12:33am On Mar 05
The device debuted with some features that supersede Samsung Fold 4

Lol...what features exactly?

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Politics / Re: Ganduje: Buhari Achieved Nothing In 8 Years; Want To Destroy APC Before Leaving by Ejebleje: 3:12am On Feb 17
E really pain them o! O ye patriotic governors!

Ironically , its the actions of these governors that will bring about anarchy and consequently, the interim government one of them is crying about.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Jets Nigeria High On An International News Paper by Ejebleje: 3:22pm On Jan 08
Is a 61 year old man a Youngster? Only among African politicians.

Well, he's still a youngster compared to the Dubai landlord and Osun indigene claiming to be Lagos landlord.

Btw..nobody hears of Tinubu in any International news outlet

The word 'youngster' is featured in parenthesis . School na scam crew!
Romance / Re: After LGBTQ Has Succeeded, This "Terrible" Agenda Is Next by Ejebleje: 11:09pm On Nov 25, 2022
I trust Nigerians never to accept this future abominations. Even though we All hate ourselves, at least we are united in upholding good morals and decency in this country.

Yimu...make them carry you enter lagos island(lekki and environs) make you see wetin dey happen.


Car Talk / Re: Help! Engine Rattle And Check Engine After Fixing Gasket by Ejebleje: 9:16am On Nov 23, 2022

Highly debatable sir!
If the technicians had very good knowledge of the engine it’s no big deal.

IF! If they have knowledge. First off, as an old car, no one knows if the timing marks and colors are still visible, besides I've seen very good mechanics falter in tasks like this because with "timing", nearly doesn't cut it. Secondly, I advised the o.p to fix to whatever could be the reason for overheating , before replacing the top cylinder, as grinding a warped cylinder may not be the best. My opinion
Car Talk / Re: Help! Engine Rattle And Check Engine After Fixing Gasket by Ejebleje: 3:07pm On Nov 18, 2022
O.p , opening and closing your engine in the name of setting timing will do you no good.
To save costs, just change your top cylinder, but not before addressing the underlying causes of overheating.
Education / Re: Police Academy Test Admission Scandal: Governors, Senators Scheme Out Candidates by Ejebleje: 10:24am On Nov 14, 2022
This is completely unacceptable, how did Nigeria degenerate to this level?

Has always been so. It's only becoming all the more glaring
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Finally Meet Atiku His Boss, Strategize More Propaganda by Ejebleje: 10:40am On Oct 30, 2022
Association of rainbow men....

Una welldone

Hmmm...deep! One is confirmed. The rest?
Politics / Re: Sowore Flags-off Campaign In Kano { Picture } by Ejebleje: 9:17am On Oct 30, 2022
grin grin

300 votes for him!

This isn't like some western world where comedians are voted for. I wish him whatever he doth wish himself


Politics / Re: Farooq Kperogi: Prof Agbaje Has Been Kidnapped, Please Help Us Raise N50million by Ejebleje: 2:39am On Oct 30, 2022
I am far from impressed when I read or hear that the currency reintroduction is targeted at these psychopathic vagrants and murderers. They are not using these ransom monies for garri, ewa, or agbado, no!

They use it to arm, re-arm, feed their depraved souls with hard drugs and continue to fight the Nigerian state from the trenches.

Unfortunately, after the old currencies are phased out, they will still get the newly minted legal tender from victims.

Ill informed ethnic and religious proclivities will never allow us get it right even in a million years, very sad!

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Crime / Re: Gang Who Track People At Abuja Airport Almost Kidnapped My Friend - Twitter User by Ejebleje: 8:59am On Oct 10, 2022
If you're blind to the happenings in this country, then you should be able to feel the heat.


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