Lovely thread. Feels so good reading about diverse experiences of people with this Gen

PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu has always been an ingrate

I'm not surprised

It's always about himself and his family , other people don't matter

Very greedy and self absorbed human being

Tinubu is one politician that will blackmail you to get to where we wanna be ... He's a dirty politician

He will never be president

All the above and everything in between are the characteristics of all Nigerian politicians.

Some are just more adept at concealing their wickedness

Manshot1:


And anything bad in it if a woman becomes president?

Eyin olodo

You're a fool if you have interpreted this post as a bias against a woman president.

Idiots with access to cheap data. That you're able to hold a smartphone and can't use it wisely is the height of all daftness.

Hmm...when people dey predict this thing, e be like conspiracy theory. Now it's unfolding right before our eyes.

Lemme pay 145,000 sir

I've once been underpaid by 500 naira.

Business wey be say before you drink water drop cup, all the profit don go, may it not come our way!

Nigerians are very religious, but church nor reach our heart.

How does sugar affect an appendectomy patient?

Government be like, "ipob ,hold my beer and see what I can also do"

See ehn, if you make money for this life, na for here you suppose enjoy am,if not...

Chai! The name ,Ransom sef!

"Dis-endorsing" her earlier endorsment

Chai,money ehn!

So what happens to all the ladies who have used her products because you lured them to?

There is a gas plant around oba akran/anifowoshe, probably where the leak is emanating from.

Still available?

iamyemiakins:

You dey among the people wey no dey read post dey comment ba!

If na shagging now, you go sabi analyze am wella

The joke is actually on you who doesn't understand sarcasm

Cc realwarripikin

If you considered this quote normal, this thread wouldn't exist.

udomma1005:
Calm down learn English fess later all go follow, u hia?

Bro, I totally concur!

This one can at least swallow shatta bandle or Aki n pawpaw

deanoffaculty:

Nope! But the point is, what would it take that person to go for the vaccine as part of the travelling-out process? The vaccine is free and it's of 2 doses. When they invite you for Visa interview, it's one of those things they will ask for.
Cheers!!

Bull f uck ing shit!

pocohantas:
Bolt?

Bolt is for hoodlum drivers and riders.

Maybe they would have dumped him somewhere and taken his Corolla.

But how come whatever they were smoking didn’t affect them? Abi them take the antidote?

Make all these Bolt fans no quote me with their aggression abeg.

Every bad thing happens inside Bolt.
Driver beats rider? Na Bolt
Rider refuses to pay? Bolt
Driver inflates cost of trip? Bolt
Driver clicks arrive before getting to you? Bolt
Rider gives you weed and loud to hide for am? Bolt!

People wey no dey use Bolt get at least 80% rest of mind.



Most definitely and most likely BOLT.

By now you should already know, same set of people drive on uber and bolt.

Food was cooked with jet fuel

You can tell the mompha dude has got gay vibes

Looks like cooling issues. Also get a suitable i5 processor after the overheating problem has been resolved

How much do you pay the guy when you buy an earphone worth 300 naira and it gets bad?

The problem with English pundits is that they're very emotional and irrational in their analysis. They remind me of a certain Femi .f.kayode' they just speak to suit the occasion.

But leave ,Nigeria na jungle o!

If the gaming community cannot stand together and call for an end to scripting, it is going to be here for a very long time

It's in the mind bro. The game developers announce tomorrow that they've put an end to scripting,and you'll feel like you're actually competing without influence but could that really be the case?

O.p ,question your poverty and that of those who continually go for substandard parts . Virtually the whole world produces in china even Apple.

Those who import these things (matter of fact,not just igbo traders) do so to pamper poverty,flee from poverty so it can flee from you

BritishAirways:

I liked your post even though I don't know what it means. I never use iPhones before but I believe one day I will.

They're overpriced;that's what I mean

64gb in an 850 dolls phone in 2021 is broad day light robbery.

What cannot happen in Nigeria does not exist!

A pastor killed in church
A young lady raped and killed in church
Pupils kidnapped in school(now a regular occurrence)

Should we expect more oddities?