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This article is to give a little insight on the cute and funny things ladies do after break up.

1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the next thing is to delete his number. But you know what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t change anything because we still have the ex’s phone number stored up in our brains. Ask them in five years, they still remember!

2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I know most people can relate to this. We all have that friend who had a bad break up and next thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating. Relationships become her favourite topic. She suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She knows how not to date a guy.

3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is church. They forgot God was their companion before the break up, but as soon as the break up happens, they have the front row in church, their voices would be the loudest during service and would go to church 10 times a day if they have to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as soon as they find love again, it’s back to square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful One!

4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always have a sense of empowerment after a bad break-up. You start to see things like, #teamsingleandlovingit, #teamsingleforever etc even though we are dying inside. We suddenly have our little NGOs and become allergic to men. I pity some toasters during this period because they will smell pepper!

5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a break up that we remember that food is our best friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any better but we do it anyway!

6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out after every scene. We all know how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are in the best relationship, that song just has a way of making you feel sad.

7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything reminds you of the ex. One second they are happy, the next you see the type of car your ex owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!

8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his number a couple of times with a strange number. Then when he says hello, they hang up or just remain silent. We know some of you are guilty. Women are the best CIA agents!

9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t noticed this, when a girl is single, she never stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never let her. She would always want to go out and have
that fun she would never have had with her ex. It is always a plus when they know that their ex would be at the event. If their ex will be there, they would kak up (dress to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr. Right can be found anywhere.

10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t handle themselves. Those toasters she kept on hold while she was dating become her besties and we all know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at least one of these listed above.



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Akpors’ story – No one knows tomorrow

A small boy named Akpors lived in a village in
Delta
state. None of his classmates liked him because
of
his stupidity. In fact, his teacher always yelled at
him
saying, ‘You this waste of space, you will never
amount to anything in life! One day Akpors’
mother
came to school to check on how he was doing.
The
teacher told her quite frankly that she had never
seen such a dumb boy in all her life, and advised
his
mother to withdraw and enroll him under a
handcrafter because formal schooling for Akpors
would be a total waste of time and space! The
mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew
her
son from the school and moved to Benin City.
Twenty-five years later the teacher was diagnosed
with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met
strongly
advised her to do surgery – one which only one
doctor in the whole of South-southern Nigeria
could
perform. Left with no other option the teacher
opted
for surgery, which was successful. When she
opened
her eyes in the ICU hours after surgery, she saw a
handsome doctor smiling down at her. She
wanted to
thank him but could not talk. Suddenly her face
started to turn blue, she frantically made attempts
to
raise her hand and tell him something…until she
died. The doctor was shocked; he tried to find out
what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it
was
our friend Akpors – now working as a cleaner in
the
hospital – who had disconnected the ventilator to
connect his phone charger! Like, seriously? You
thought that Akpors became the doctor? Not in
this
story.

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Wicked Guy
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy
road, burst into flames, and killed everyone.
Upon arrival in heaven, God says “Since you
have died in a terrible way, I’ll grant you one
wish before I let you into heaven.” The first
woman, being a person always concerned on
her looks, comes up to God and says “I wish to
be beautiful.” God grants her wish. The next
person can’t decide on what to wish for so ends
up wishing for the same thing. At this point
Apkors at the very back of the line starts to
laugh. The next couple of people make their
wish to become beautiful and Apkors at the end
laughs even louder.One after another the
people wish the same thing and the closer God
gets to the end of the line, the harder Apkors
laughs. When God finally reaches him, he asks
“What is your wish my son?” Akpors says, “Make
them all ugly again!”

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Akpos a crippled was arrested in connection of
stealing a big refrigerator. On judgment day
a Judge from High Court said, “upon looking at
you, i have seen that you cant be a thief due to
your walking disability. So, since they have
disgraced you and your CV has been destroyed
i order you to take this refrigerator to be
yours from today. Let it be
your compensation”. Akpos thanked the Judge
and with joy he jumped down from his
hand bicycle. He crawled and took
the refrigrator by the back going home. After he
crawled about ten metres, the Judge said, “you
have successfully shown us that you are indeed
a thief. Now you are jailed for two years
imprisonment with hard labour.

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Akpos came back from school singing out loud and
dancing. His father were wondering why Akpos was so
happy and decided to ask him.
DAD: My son, I have never seen u in this mood in a long
while. Any good news to share?
AKPOS: Dad, next year you wouldn't be buying any
textbook, notebook or any study material.
DAD: That's my boy. Did you win a scholarship?
AKPOS: No! I'm repeating the same class

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STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you as
you
are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA
POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na CHURCH....
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*NA SCHOOL YOU DEY GO?
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Akpos was asked to go and buy things in
the market. Due to akpos illiteracy, his
m*dam gave him a list to help him buy
accurately.
List
Magi - 10 naira
Salt - 50 naira
Oil - 200 naira
Fish - 400 naira
Total = 660 naira
So akpos left the house around 11am and
at 3pm he is not yet back from the market.
The m*dam was so worried and decided
to call akpos on phone.
m*dam: helo akpos what is holding you,
you have stayed too long, what happend?
Akpos replied: I have bought the magi, salt,
oil and fish but am looking for Total to buy,
you included Total in the list you gave to
me. I have gone round the market but
nobody has Total. But am lucky because I
met a man here whom directed me to
Total petrol station. So am on my way to
the petrol station to check whether I will
see Total and buy.
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One word for akpos.

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1. HARD DISK lady:
Remembers everything
forever.

2. RAM lady: Forgets about
you the moment
you turn off.

3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just
for looking.

4. INTERNET lady: Difficult
to access.

5. SERVER lady: Always busy
when needed

6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks
beautiful but you
can only look.

7. VIRUS lady: This type of
lady is normally
called 'WIFE', once enters
your system, never
leaves even if the system is
formatted.

You can give other types in
the comment
box below..

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