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Other countries are moving in gear 5 while Nigeria is using reverse gear.

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Nigerians need Rehab.

Mental slavery is the worst type of slavery.


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Election that EYENECK has already chosen the winner.

Abi no be Nigerian poliTRICKS again?

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Meanwhile Nigerian president is breaking Guinness world records everyday through his economic policies.
Now garri is as expensive as a private jet.


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Mosquitoes get mind follow enter Noah's ark.

Dem get luck say I no bin de dere.

I for finish dem with insecticides 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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CountinBlessins:
Dirty smelly gay spotted. Only an idiot fággot talks about another man's privates.

Useless gay

As e dey pain you,e dey sweet us
As e dey sweet us Omo e dey pain you.

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Can the traffic camera detect CORRUPT POLITICIANS?

If no is the answer then it's as useless as the letter P in Psychology.

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9ja OUR CORNtree.

Even the devil is confused on 9ja's case

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Ebonyi
One of the poorest state In the southern part of Nigeria.
What will the useless govt gain from demolishing shops?


Eeeeeeyyyy
Who slapped me?

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How will their drilling machine look like?

Sofra and Jennyclay will love to have a taste of it .

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42 Mila kee them dere.

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Fuel pump issues.

Change the fuel pump and thank me later.


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She is collecting TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA TA steadily.

Calm down
She will be back when the man is tired of her.

When we told you goys not to receive it ,you thought we are fools.

Please enjoy your tiredness in peace.

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When will some APC members do same?

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Me waiting calmly for him to create a virus.

If you know you know

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His mansion His headache.

Let me fry water for this great news.

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360degreess:
.. Western media and lies ..Most of the western media and some of our people here on nairaland were disappointed with the response of Israel after all the noise they made about how Israel will "finish" Iran but Israel only sent 3 drones out of fear of Iran who sent more than 300 missiles which were mostly intercepted with the support of US,UK, France and Jordan..Israel cannot stand Iran one on one without the support of US, and it allies.Even Israel knows this fact.Israel that was defeated by Hizbullah in 2006 war.Iran has a population of about 90million with sophisticated military equipments while Israel's population is not up to 10million..If Israel and Iran are allowed to face each other without the support of US and it allies,it will be like a boxing match between Anthony Joshua and Bobrisky ..Till date Israel cannot defeat Hamas,Hamas are still holding some Israelis as captives.. Israel is only good at killing innocent children and women in Gaza.

Cry cry baby

What also made it grow overnight?

Your sense needs 10 spanner to adjust it.

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He will soon donate his Anus.
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And poor kids like Obasanjo, Goodluck Jonathan and Buhari and Tinubu will come and rule them as president of Nigeria.


Stupidity at it's peak.

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AlphaHakimi:
The term evening Newspaper is used to describe a woman who has passed her reproductive prime. Most people know that Newspapers are sold in the morning when the news is still fresh/recent and hence any news you are hearing of in the evening is usually stale and has little to no value.

That being said, we should agree that there are certain stages in life that ensures things are done properly (Although this is not a rule).

It is usually difficult/impossible to find a 30 year old man/woman as a pupil in primary school because he/ she has passed the age to still ve in school.

The example above shows why older unmarried woman are referred to as Evening Newspaper. We all agree that a woman is mostly fertile between the ages of 18-35yrs ( Although some women can still give birth much later in life).

This is why men usually prefer younger women and they refer to older unmarried women as evening newspapers because they have little or no reproductive value when compared to younger women.

Although the paradox of life and death does not work in the theory of first come - first serve, it is important you do things in life at a time nature has made perfect(This does not mean it may not work out at other times though).

So a single lady should try to vet the man she wants to marry on his character and not on his finance.

Marry at "natures best time", raise your children on time to avoid being offended when society refer to you as Evening Newspaper.

If you read this with an open mind devoid of sentiment, you will know I'm telling the truth. I'm always on the side of truth.

Shalom

You are correct.

EVENING NEWSPAPER WILL STILL BE EVENING NEWSPAPER NO MATTER HOW YOU CALL IT.

Shalom

Ask Siofra or Jennyclay.

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Goodlady:
Men using sex enhancing drugs to perform v carrot prîck 🥕

Olosho oooo

ColonelZeus:
It has come to our attention that the Nigerian police move around with Sienna, mini buses and hilux going about kidnapping our Igbo youths for money ransom.

Since the political leaders and elders of our lands have decided to keep quiet, while these killer policemen keep spreading like diseases killing our youths at-will.

We have decided that such will never occur again or go unpunished.

We are now back to the dark days and I, Colonel Zeus have reactivated Retributive justice.
For any Igbo youths killed thousands policemen will be killed.







Signed
Colonel Zeus

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When will Olympics pay tribute to our Darling president Tinubu?

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