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 Family › Re: Two Nigerian Brothers Recreate Their Childhood Photo. See What They Did by Ekakamba: 11:26am On Mar 07, 2017 |
Jenny = Jennifer, Lucy = ?  3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Dignitaries At The Ground Breaking Event Of Lagos-Ibadan Railway Project. PICS by Ekakamba: 11:24am On Mar 07, 2017 |
Groundbreaking indeed! |
| Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah With Chioma Chukwuka, Ramsey Nouah, Desmond Elliot And Ufuoma by Ekakamba: 10:24am On Mar 07, 2017 |
No news about Pretty MIke?  |
| Politics › Re: Senators Sing Different Tunes On Magu’s Confirmation by Ekakamba: 10:20am On Mar 07, 2017 |
| Politics › Re: FG Orders Ex-Ministers, Permanent Secretaries To Return Assets by Ekakamba: 4:55pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Haba uncle! helinues: 2 Likes
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| Science/Technology › The 5 Jobs Robots Will Take First by Ekakamba(op): 3:57pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Oxford University researchers have estimated that 47 percent of U.S. jobs could be automated within the next two decades. But which white-collar jobs will robots take first? First, we should define “robots” (for this article only) as technologies, such as machine learning algorithms running on purpose-built computer platforms, that have been trained to perform tasks that currently require humans to perform. With this in mind, let’s think about what you’ll do after white-collar work. Oh, and I do have a solution for the short term that will make you the last to lose your job to a robot, but I’m saving it for the end of the article. 1 – Middle Management If your main job function is taking a number from one box in Excel and putting it in another box in Excel and writing a narrative about how the number got from place to place, robots are knocking at your door. Any job where your “special and unique” knowledge of the industry is applied to divine a causal relationship between numbers in a matrix is going to be replaced first. Be ready. 2 – Commodity Salespeople (Ad Sales, Supplies, etc.) Unless you sell dreams or magic or negotiate using special perks, bribes or other valuable add-ons that have nothing to do with specifications, price and availability, start thinking about your next gig. Machines can take so much cost out of any sales process (request for proposal, quotation, order and fulfillment system), it is the fiduciary responsibility of your CEO and the board to hire robots. You’re fighting gravity … get out! 3 – Report Writers, Journalists, Authors & Announcers Writing is tough. But not report writing. Machines can be taught to read data, pattern match images or video, or analyze almost any kind of research materials and create a very readable (or announceable) writing. Text-to-speech systems are evolving so quickly and sound so realistic, I expect both play-by-play and color commentators to be put out of work relatively soon – to say nothing about the numbered days of sports or financial writers. You know that great American novel you’ve been planning to write? Start now, before the machines take a creative writing class. 4 – Accountants & Bookkeepers Data processing probably created more jobs than it eliminated, but machine learning–based accountants and bookkeepers will be so much better than their human counterparts, you’re going to want to use the machines. Robo-accounting is in its infancy, but it’s awesome at dealing with accounts payable and receivable, inventory control, auditing and several other accounting functions that humans used to be needed to do. Big Four auditing is in for a big shake-up, very soon. 5 – Doctors This may be one of the only guaranteed positive outcomes of robots’ taking human jobs. The current world population of 7.3 billion is expected to reach 8.5 billion by 2030, 9.7 billion in 2050 and 11.2 billion in 2100, according to a new UN DESA (United Nations Department of Economic and Social Affairs) report. In practice, if everyone who ever wanted to be a doctor became one, we still would not have enough doctors. The good news is that robots make amazing doctors, diagnosticians and surgeons. According to Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center, IBM’s Watson is teaming up with a dozen US hospitals to offer advice on the best treatments for a range of cancer, and also helping to spot early-stage skin cancers. And ultra-precise robo-surgeons are currently used for everything from knee replacement surgery to vision correction. This trend is continuing at an incredible pace. I’m not sure how robodoc bedside manner will be, but you could program a “Be warm and fuzzy” algorithm and the robodoc would act warm and fuzzy. (Maybe I can get someone to program my human doctors with a warm and fuzzy algorithm?) https://www./5-jobs-robots-take-last-shelly-palmer
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| Politics › Re: James Bala Ngilari Jailed For 5 Years For Corruption by Ekakamba: 3:12pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Fashiion by Ekakamba: 2:06pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
hmmmm |
| Sports › Re: Heavy Rain Destroys Section Of Open Roof Of Akure Stadium In Ondo (photos) by Ekakamba: 10:20am On Mar 04, 2017 |
Substandard! I Just flashed back to my primary school days. It all happened on a Tuesday when our teacher taught us a very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives.... Eg: _Long longer longest _Big bigger biggest _Short shorter shortest _Fast faster fastest. So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started; TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way... TEACHER: Long PUPILS: Long longer longest TEACHER: Big PUPILS: Big bigger biggest TEACHER: Short PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest TEACHER: Fast! PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good! PUPILS: Good gooder goodest TEACHER: STOP!!! PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!! PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest TEACHER: Chim o! PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest TEACHER : CHAI!!!! PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest TEACHER: OLODO!!! PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest! Teacher Fainted!!! 5 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Bottling Company Limited Fresh Job Recruitment March 2017 (7 Positions) by Ekakamba: 2:25pm On Mar 03, 2017*. Modified: 7:33pm On Mar 03, 2017 |
Emeskhalifa:Walahi, he must be new here and unfortunately not knew. 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Senate To Visit South Africa Over Xenophobic Attacks by Ekakamba: 1:48pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
GodIsFoolish:Walahi. More of STU.PIDITY!!!!! |
| Autos › Re: 'limousine' Keke Napep Spotted In Festac, Lagos (photos) by Ekakamba: 1:37pm On Mar 01, 2017*. Modified: 9:09am On Mar 22, 2017 |
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| Crime › Re: Man Beats 8-month Pregnant Wife To Coma With A Hammer by Ekakamba: 11:26am On Feb 28, 2017 |
Useless idiot. |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: My Graphics Works So Far by Ekakamba: 4:22pm On Feb 27, 2017*. Modified: 9:09am On Mar 22, 2017 |
Wehdon! Abeg my nicca teach me na! 2 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Bassey Knew ThinTallTony Was Married, See Photos by Ekakamba: 4:21pm On Feb 27, 2017*. Modified: 4:39pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Intrepid01:I telz you... Money to play BabaIjebu or Plentymillions. 2 Likes |
| Education › This 21st Century? A Primary School In Nigeria... Photo by Ekakamba(op): 2:37pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Funny Bone Disses Toke Makinwa & Tonto Dikeh Yesterday At Ushbebe’s Show by Ekakamba: 2:19pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Kuddi Is Dead: "In 2014 This Company Rejected Me, After 3 Years They Want Me" by Ekakamba: 2:13pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
THEN? |
| Celebrities › Re: "Ashawo", Fan Calls Halima Abubakar For Showing Derriere, She claps back (Photo) by Ekakamba: 12:54pm On Feb 27, 2017*. Modified: 9:09am On Mar 22, 2017 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Flees With Son, Husband’s Properties Document Worth $1million by Ekakamba: 4:35pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Mskrisx:I look like a bro ba? |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Flees With Son, Husband’s Properties Document Worth $1million by Ekakamba: 4:00pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Mskrisx:And you think there was love in the wedlock? Think twice. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Six Things I've Learnt From Tonto Dike's Marriage By Sweerychick. by Ekakamba: 12:57pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
| Health › Re: Baby Suffering From Heart Defect Dies In Ife Ahead Of His Surgery. PICS by Ekakamba: 12:48pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
He's resting with the Lord! 21ST CENTURY: A century where our... Phones are #Wireless Cooking are #Fireless Cars are #Keyless Food are #Fatless Tyres are #Tubeless Tools are #Cordless Dress are #Sleeveless Youth are #Jobless Leaders are #Shameless Relationships are #Meaningless Attitude are #Careless Wives are #Fearless Husbands are #Loveless Feelings are #Heartless Education are #Valueless Children are #Mannerless Government are #Useless PARLIAMENT are #Clueless MASSES are #Helpless Everything is becoming #LESS but still our hope in God is #Endless. In fact I am #Speechless Because Salvation remains #Priceless Happy weekend Nairalanders! May God bless you all.Copied! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Fashion › Re: Make-up Transformation Photos Of A Beautiful Lady by Ekakamba: 12:43pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
DECEPTION! I PITY 'WE DEM BOYS'! THAT'S WHY I LOVE TOASTING DEM GIRLS/LADIES/WOMEN IN THE RAIN. 3 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can Good Grade Fetch You A Job In Nigeria? by Ekakamba: 12:21pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
farouk0403:Ni dan Kanawa che.  |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can Good Grade Fetch You A Job In Nigeria? by Ekakamba: 5:27pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
farouk0403:La'ila! Ai ban shina ba ai. Toh! Duk da haka babu shaka mutumi'na. |
| Crime › Re: I Prefer To Remain In Prison, 26-year-old Maid Confesses In Court (pic) by Ekakamba: 3:52pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can Good Grade Fetch You A Job In Nigeria? by Ekakamba: 2:57pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Yes! + how well you defended it in an oral and practical interview! I'm a living testimony. I got a job while serving. Mind you good grade can only epp you get a job in private organizations not gidan gwapnati. My grade? 3rd class lower! 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: NYSC Pulls Out Corpers From Rivers Rerun Election by Ekakamba: 11:10am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Good decision. Applaud-able. Meanwhile some corpers who think they'll make money outta the rerun will complain. |
| Politics › Re: $1m Found In Alex Badeh's Wardrobe - Witness Exposes Ex-Chief Of Defence Staff by Ekakamba: 10:32am On Feb 22, 2017 |
See theory! GMan650: 1 Like |
| Webmasters › Re: HOTTEST IN DEMAND!! This Is The World's Most Sought After Diploma by Ekakamba: 10:29am On Feb 22, 2017 |
No Training centre in Abj? |
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