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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Standard Chartered Graduate Program by Ekakamba: 8:45am On Sep 15, 2016
applying.....
Politics › Re: Military Continues Operations Against Criminal, Militant Elements In Niger Delta by Ekakamba: 8:37am On Sep 15, 2016
So fortunately unfortunate.
Education › Re: UNILORIN Speaks On Student Who Withdrew From School Over Religious Belief by Ekakamba: 4:24pm On Sep 14, 2016
Health › Re: Please Help, I'm Growing Bald At 23 by Ekakamba: 4:15pm On Sep 14, 2016
Don't let EFCC see ya bro...
They've been arresting & interrogating bald dudes since 300 APC.
Travel › Re: Arik Airline Resumes Operations After Temporary Suspension by Ekakamba: 11:52am On Sep 14, 2016
Good news.

Permit ME to say: There was a country.

BREAKING: In new video, Boko Haram remains defiant, threatens to capture Buhari.
premiumtimesng.com
Crime › Re: Undergraduate Defrauds Seven Ladies On Facebook In Lagos (photo) by Ekakamba: 11:04am On Sep 14, 2016
Nairalanders & this pishure cheesy grin
Trina0936:
Yoruba and yahoo yahoo things are like

Crime › Re: Undergraduate Defrauds Seven Ladies On Facebook In Lagos (photo) by Ekakamba: 10:59am On Sep 14, 2016
[size=30pt]9ja wizkid[/size] grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Girl Rescued From Ritualists In Obiaruku, Delta State (photos) by Ekakamba: 11:53pm On Sep 13, 2016
Eleniyan231:
delta and ritualist

Politics › Re: Why Nigeria's Economy Is In Recession – Lai mohammed by Ekakamba: 6:58pm On Sep 13, 2016
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Headline: Why Nigeria's Economy Is In Recession, Lie Mohammed.

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Science/Technology › Re: River Niger Drying Up - FG Raises Alarm by Ekakamba: 6:28pm On Sep 13, 2016
[size=30pt]Mungo Park where thou art?[/size]
Christianity Etc › Re: Deacon Survives 39 Bullets After Armed Robbery Incident by Ekakamba: 3:11pm On Sep 13, 2016
omowolewa:
And
cehpas:
Wow.. ....
evy1:
39
Sports › Re: Raheem Lawal Flaunts His House & Car, Apologizes For Doing So by Ekakamba: 2:39pm On Sep 13, 2016
I get ya, but Muslim + Swag + Money = Perfect match without a spouse?
FriendChoice:
I did not specify gender. Muslim (Can be Man or Woman) + Swag + Money = Perfect Match
Celebrities › Re: Skales Dumps Sasay For Leyla Konjo, Possibly Married To Ethiopian Beauty by Ekakamba: 2:28pm On Sep 13, 2016
The guy must have enjoyed the wet, slippery imported Ethiopian kitty-kat. E. Recession na blessing to some niccas o.

Sports › Re: Raheem Lawal Flaunts His House & Car, Apologizes For Doing So by Ekakamba: 2:26pm On Sep 13, 2016
What about women? huh
FriendChoice:
Muslim + Swag + Money = Perfect Match
Food › Re: My Neighbours Ate Sallah Ram Meat Without Inviting Me - Young Man by Ekakamba: 2:02pm On Sep 13, 2016
lemme help you laugh grin grin grin grin
oscaruzie:
nairalanders help a brother and laugh nah, abeg.....
Food › Re: My Neighbours Ate Sallah Ram Meat Without Inviting Me - Young Man by Ekakamba: 10:56am On Sep 13, 2016

MAZI Ogbonna opened a brand new zoo and made
the entry fee N5000, nobody came.

He reduced the entrance fee to N2500 and still, nobody came.

Then N2000...and still nothing....then N1000, but still empty.

So finally he made it free entry and in no time the zoo was filled up.

MAZI Ogbonna then released the lion and made the exit fee N20,000. Everybody paid.

Igbo kwenu!!!!!!

Politics › Re: 4,904 Workers Recruited By Jonathan May Lose Jobs- Punchng by Ekakamba: 8:22am On Sep 13, 2016
[size=30pt]Let the motherforkers try it and see! [/size]
Politics › Re: Biafra Anniversary: Delta Command Deploy 4,000 Policemen by Ekakamba(op): 8:08am On Sep 13, 2016
Leg-chores kwantinew. grin
imhotep:
Meanwhile in Sambisa
Christianity Etc › Fr. Mbaka’s Bombshell On Buhari’s Govt by Ekakamba(op): 7:45am On Sep 13, 2016

Enugu Catholic priest, and Spiritual Director of Adoration Ministry, Enugu State, Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka has said President Muhammadu Buhari currently works with some people who do not want him to succeed in office and are desperate to pull him down.
Mbaka has been one of Buhari’s most vocal supporters since he asked Nigerians to reject former president Goodluck Jonathan in the run-up to the 2015 presidential election. The priest also said it was too early to give Buhari’s regime a dispassionate assessment, saying Nigerians should give the President more time.
The Enugu-based cleric said the reason the country was yet to experience the real change being midwifed by Buhari was that some strategic positions were still manned by the same people who milked the country dry in the past.
He said the president was not totally free from the grip of those who ran the country aground in the past.
Mbaka, who spoke to newsmen in Enugu during the graduation of Niger Delta youths, who trained at Innoson Plastic Factory under Federal Government’s Amnesty Programme, said: “The government we are experiencing is not yet a Buharinised government.
“Many people who are in different strategic positions are still the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) people and Buhari may not even know and even some people who are working around him are working to pull him down.
“Buhari means well, Buhari is a good man, Buhari is God-sent for this country but, I am telling you that there are crocodiles in the fish pond.
“Buhari may not know that he is feeding not the fish in the fishpond but crocodiles that are even feeding on the fishes!”
He urged Nigerians to be prayerful to counter the activities of those he said were plotting to break the country and take over power. Mbaka had, a month ago come down hard on the Buhari regime, saying there was hunger in the land and that the President may not get the nod of Nigerians to get another term in office if the trend continued.
He added: “Nigerians should go on their knees and pray for divine intervention because apart from God, we are going to see horrible things. The way these people are ganging up, they want to break Nigeria and take over power and take us back to where we were coming from. I pray it shall be well with Nigeria and it shall be well with Nigerians.”
The cleric, who predicted the victory of Buhari in the 2015 presidential election, said he was yet to see the change he wants in Nigeria through the present government.
“I am talking about change from corruption to moral probity, a time Nigeria will become a country that is worthy of emulation, that internationally when you mention Nigeria, Nigerians shall begin to smile. I am talking about change that is beyond embezzlement of funds meant for the development of the people and country. Only few people who call themselves politicians will be stealing the money and whatever they are doing with it nobody knows.
“The poor masses are dying and they are enriching themselves wickedly calling themselves politicians, so, such team of people should be changed and if some of them are still remaining and they want to come back, I still pray that the broom of God will sweep them out because Nigeria must move forward.
“These people are wicked, they are not Nigerians per say, I don’t know where their blood came from because they are not representing us; they are representing themselves and the devil that is using them.
“If you know the pattern of their regime, the way they move and the way they truncate the activities that will be for the wellness of the poor masses, you’ll know that some of them are possessed and they need deliverance before they enter that seat.”
He, however, said it was too early to assess President Buhari and asked Nigerians to give the Buhari government the chance to implement its change agenda.
Praying for the liberation of Nigeria, the Catholic clergyman said: “I pray that our authentic emancipation, what we call change will be supernaturally propelled because right now you can see the hand writing everywhere, many people are complaining of hunger but the hunger is not Buhari engendered.
“Many are complaining that Buhari has not started changing everything, Buhari is not a magician.
“Like I used to tell people, somebody had been cooking in the kitchen for six years and he did not feed us well and just few months ago, somebody entered the same kitchen and all of us want him to cook a very wonderful delicious soup whereby his water is still in the pot. He has not started putting ingredients and people are testing the water and saying he cannot cook well. Let us give him a chance to pour the whole ingredients into the pot and when he is done with cooking, we can now judge him.
“It is too early to judge a man who has just entered few months ago, remember, even the budget is being attacked, padding or no padding and some people want to baptise criminal fraudulent machination with the name padding as a non criminal offence. So, when you steal money that is in billions, it is padding and that one is a no offence?
“But catch a poor man that steals a phone of N20, 000, he will be burnt alive.”



http://sunnewsonline.com/fr-mbakas-bombshell-on-buharis-govt/

Politics › Re: My Govt Inherited Nothing From Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan – Buhari by Ekakamba(op): 7:41am On Sep 13, 2016
grin grin grin
manutdrichie:
Atleast he inherited EFCC and Aso Rock from them
Politics › Re: Biafra Anniversary: Delta Command Deploy 4,000 Policemen by Ekakamba(op):
4000 Police men? And they couldn't send such number to Edo State to avoid election postponement?

Off-topic
Just for laughs

MAZI Ogbonna opened a brand new zoo and made
the entry fee N5000, nobody came.

He reduced the entrance fee to N2500 and still, nobody came.

Then N2000...and still nothing....then N1000, but still empty.

So finally he made it free entry and in no time the zoo was filled up.

MAZI Ogbonna then released the lion and made the exit fee N20,000. Everybody paid.

Igbo kwenu!!!!!!

Politics › Biafra Anniversary: Delta Command Deploy 4,000 Policemen by Ekakamba(op): 7:36am On Sep 13, 2016


The Delta Police Command has deployed over 4,000 policemen to forestall today’s planned anniversary celebration of the secession struggle by both the Independent People of Biafra (IPOB) and the Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) across the eastern region.
Investigations by Daily Sun revealed that the state Police Command had started the mobilisation of men and ammunitions from its various units across the state to ensure that adequate personnel are on ground to counter whatever plan the organisers of the Biafra anniversary celebration might come up with especially in some strategic states.
It was learnt that the men to be drafted for the operation by all the units were ordered to be at the Command headquarters, Asaba latest by last night fully kitted with tear gases, arms and ammunition, handcuffs, bullet proof vest as well as sophisticated antiriot gadgets including shields, batons and rubber bullets.
The source disclosed that the areas the Command considered more as flash point locations in the state include; the Niger Bridge head to Onitsha and the Port Harcourt-Warri highway as well as other notable entry points that connect the state to other parts of the country.
Sources said that the mobilisation was geared towards averting a situation in which the anniversary celebration would be hijacked by hoodlums to cause breakdown of law and order especially on the major highways as was the case in previous protests and events organised by the Igbo agitation groups in recent times.


http://sunnewsonline.com/biafra-anniversary-delta-command-deploy-4000-policemen/

Politics › Re: My Govt Inherited Nothing From Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan – Buhari by Ekakamba(op): 7:31am On Sep 13, 2016
We still do here something like: sambori saiBaba.... Baba grin
attackgat:
SW/NE/NC/NW

Us in the SE/SS knew about the man's antecedents. We knew he had nothing to offer. An Leopard never changes its spots. The man has been a disaster of a leader right from his days as Governor. Oh well, the good thing is that we no longer hear 'Sai Baba' any more.
Politics › Re: My Govt Inherited Nothing From Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan – Buhari by Ekakamba(op): 8:08pm On Sep 12, 2016
How we go do when the youths are bunch of cowards unlike the Arabian youths.
agwom:
excuses too much...
Politics › Re: Top 10 Quotable Quotes Of The Week by Ekakamba(op): 8:06pm On Sep 12, 2016
add more.. ..
Politics › Top 10 Quotable Quotes Of The Week by Ekakamba(op): 8:05pm On Sep 12, 2016

“Before you ask ‘where is the change they promised us’, you must first ask ‘what have I done to be part of the change for the greater good of society.’”
– President Muhammadu Buhari during the launch of ‘Change Begins With Me’ Campaign (Source: Twitter)

“You can’t promise me change, and when I demand it from you, you tell me that #ChangeBeginsWithMe. If it begins with me, then why do I need you?”
– Reno Omokri, a pastor and a well-known critic of the Muhammadu Buhari administration, reacting to the launch of #ChangeBeginsWithMe campaign by the president (Source: Twitter)

“We’re just too lenient with our governments. (We) don’t hold them to high standards of performance. (We) even help them promote the view that we’re at fault.”
– Remi Soniya, KOWA Party’s candidate in the 2015 presidential election in Nigeria (Source: Twitter)

“In our hotel, we paid about N700 for a plate of semovita, or eba with a choice of cat fish or chicken. On the roadside, I found to my surprise that with just N1000, I bought over 50 oranges, two giant water melon and 10 pieces of sweet potato.”
– Bayo Onanuga, Managing Director, News Agency of Nigeria, dismissing media reports that Nigerians were passing through hard times (Source: Premium Times)

“He’s been a leader, far more than our president has been a leader.”
– U.S Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, praised the Russian leader, Vladimir Putin above the U.S President Barrack Obama (Source: AP)

“Peaceful Public protest/procession is an integral part of democratic norms in as much as it conforms with the rule of law and public order.”
– Ibrahim Idris, the Inspector General of Police, says there was no ban against public protest in Nigeria (Source: Premium Times)

“The times are confusing, but we are not confused.”
– Kemi Adeosun, Nigeria’s finance minister, on the country’s economic crisis (Source: Twitter)

“There is no Nigerian with blood flowing through that will not know that things are difficult now and we pray that with God’s guidance, He will see us through.”
– Bukola Saraki, the Senate President, on the state of the Nigerian economy (Source: The Nation)

“It’s a dream come true to play in the Manchester derby and score the winning goal.”
– Kelechi Iheanacho, Nigerian youngster and Manchester City striker, celebrating his goal against Manchester United (Source: Punch)

“I am a pastor, the devil only used the children against me.”
– Chukwuemeka Nwocha, General Overseer of Tongue of Fire Restoration Ministry, Igbosere, Lagos, arrested for keeping 13 under-age girls as his sex slaves (Source: Punch)





http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/210275-top-10-quotable-quotes-week-2.html
Politics › Re: My Govt Inherited Nothing From Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan – Buhari by Ekakamba(op): 7:55pm On Sep 12, 2016
Sorry! They ain't ready but they're ruling.
agwom:
APC is not ready to rule this great country called Nigeria.
Politics › My Govt Inherited Nothing From Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan – Buhari by Ekakamba(op): 7:51pm On Sep 12, 2016
Amidst economic recession and unprecedented level of hunger in the land, President Muhammadu Buhari has said he inherited absolutely to legacy from the previous government of former President Goodluck Jonathan.

He also said that other administrations of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP led by former Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo and late Umuaru Musa Yar’Adua left nothing to build on.

This was the president also said that patriotic Nigerians ought not express worry over his fight against corruption, assuring that his administration would ensure justice and fairness to all.

Buhari spoke to Journalists Monday in Daura after attending Eid prayers to celebrate Eid El Kabir.

He however said those who abuse public trust would face justice, in addition to returning their stolen assets to the nation’s coffers.


President Buhari in Daura.
The President expressed gratitude to Nigerians for supporting the Federal Government policies, programmes and actions aimed at improving security, revamping the economy and combating the fight against corruption.

‘‘We should thank God this year, the reports I’m getting, which is very pleasing, is that we will have a bumper harvest this year.

‘‘I want Nigerians to realise that what this government inherited after 16 years of the PDP government was no savings, no infrastructure, no power, no rail, no road and no security.

‘‘Nigerians can see what we have done on Boko Haram and what we are doing to resolve the problem in the Niger Delta.

‘‘Before the elections, we identified three major problems confronting our country. The first is security; we need to sufficiently secure our country to manage it well.

‘‘The second is economy, especially job for the youths and fighting corruption which is continuous.

‘‘For the youths, graduates and non-graduates who are interested in agriculture, the Federal Ministry of Agriculture in collaboration with the CBN are doing something to provide employment for them,’’ the
President said.

A statement by his Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mallam Garba Shehu stated that President Buhari was observing this year’s Eid holiday in his native home Daura, Katsina State and would return to Abuja after the two-day public holidays.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/govt-inherited-nothing-obsanjo-yaradua-jonathan-buhari/

Celebrities › Re: Wande Coal Adds Weight, Pot-Belly Visible In New Photo by Ekakamba: 7:34pm On Sep 12, 2016
E. Recession no affect my nicca physically o.... To those ladies saying pot-belle, na same wunna go hustle this nicca for one night stand/forever.
Politics › How We’ll Restore Nigerian Economy After PDP Ruined It — Buhari by Ekakamba(op):


President Muhammadu Buhari has assured Nigerians that his administration is doing its best to get Nigeria out of the current challenges.
Mr. Buhari gave the assurance on Monday in Daura, Katsina State, after the Eid el-kabir prayer.
According to him, the previous Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) government had left nothing for his regime despite being in power for 16 years.
“Nigerians should realise that this government inherited nothing from PDP governments.
“After 16 years of PDP regime, there was no power supply, no much infrastructure, no rail and no security; this is what it left for us,’’ he said.
The president said his government was tackling three key issues with the aim of moving the country forward.
The issues are security, economy and fight against corruption.
According to him, his government was making efforts to improve the security, economy of the country and fighting corruption.
Mr. Buhari said the government was also making efforts to create jobs for graduates and other unemployed youths.
‘’We have plans for the country; we must first secured the country, for security is the key to development.
‘’We first dealt with the Boko-Haram and now we are dealing with the militants.
‘’Through the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and an inter-ministerial committee under the Vice-President, we are working out jobs for graduates and other youths.
‘’We are equally tackling corruption, which will be a continuous thing.
‘’So, we are trying our best and we want Nigerians to do their best too,’’ the president said.
President Buhari also expressed hope that the country would have a food security after recording bumper harvest from this year’s cropping season.
(NAN)



http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/210307-well-restore-nigerian-economy-pdp-ruined-buhari.html

Romance › Re: Guys Only!!! What Would You Do In This Situation??? by Ekakamba: 6:31pm On Sep 12, 2016
This guy ain't loyal!
Romance › Re: Her Condition For Marrying Me Is That I Must Have Dimples On My Cheeks by Ekakamba: 6:28pm On Sep 12, 2016
Dimple on your cheek means enough cash in your pocket (Shekau, 200 AD).

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