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Romance › Re: Smart Phones, Dumb People. 8 Cheaters Caught Red-handed by Ekakamba(op): 6:26pm On Sep 29, 2016
So she slept with her husband’s brother, Peter, and now her husband, Mark, knows all about it. It looks like Mark is going to be a Uncle. It can’t get any more awkward than this.

Romance › Re: Smart Phones, Dumb People. 8 Cheaters Caught Red-handed by Ekakamba(op): 6:24pm On Sep 29, 2016
Well, at least he broke up with his side-chick.

Romance › Re: Smart Phones, Dumb People. 8 Cheaters Caught Red-handed by Ekakamba(op): 6:23pm On Sep 29, 2016
It looks like a lot of parents are running into the same mistake of texting their children when they really want to text the person they are cheating with. And it also looks like the kids are totally fine with it, as long as they can get another iPhone for keeping things on the down low.

Romance › Re: Smart Phones, Dumb People. 8 Cheaters Caught Red-handed by Ekakamba(op): 6:22pm On Sep 29, 2016
Not only did this girl mistake James for Jarred, she also thought it would be a brilliant idea to screenshot the conversation that broke up her relationship and let it linger around the world wide web for all to see.

Romance › Re: Smart Phones, Dumb People. 8 Cheaters Caught Red-handed by Ekakamba(op): 6:21pm On Sep 29, 2016
After this guy finds out that his dad is cheating on his mom with the yoga teacher, he uses what he knows to get himself a little gift.

Romance › Smart Phones, Dumb People. 8 Cheaters Caught Red-handed by Ekakamba(op): 6:20pm On Sep 29, 2016
With the invention of the cell phone came more ways to catch your significant other cheating. While some cheaters can make there way out of a sticky situation, others get caught red handed with sufficient proof when they send the right text message to the wrong person. These outright cheaters:

Don’t have autocorrect to blame
And accidently outed themselves
Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person that totally left you speechless? Have you ever received one of these messages and found out way too much information that you never asked for?

The people who sent these text messages definitely didn’t double check their recipients.
Politics › Re: Abdulmumin Jibrin's Office Sealed Off (Photos) by Ekakamba: 5:45pm On Sep 29, 2016
[size=30pt]Whistleblower![/size] grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: After Npower Test What Next by Ekakamba: 6:47am On Sep 29, 2016
[size=30pt]o-power test[/size] grin
Romance › Re: 10 Things You MUST Know About Dating A Girl In Her Late 20s by Ekakamba: 10:43pm On Sep 28, 2016
God bless y'all!

Celebrities › Re: The Most Stylish Actor In Nigeria Is Jim Iyke by Ekakamba: 10:01pm On Sep 28, 2016
[size=15pt]walahi this nicca 'dress to kill' not like his colleagues in the industry that usually flaunt ¾ or some serious 'aba made' striped trousers and polo shirts 24/7. Ladies can attest to this. [/size] grin grin
Politics › 'Abdulmutallab, US Bomber To Vote In Edo' by Ekakamba(op): 10:04pm On Sep 27, 2016
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who was jailed in the United States in 2012 for terrorism offences has appeared on the voters’ register in Edo state.

Governor Adams Oshiomhole drew attention to the existence of AbdulMuttalab’s portrait in a fake voters register now in circulation.

A high stake governorship election is due in the state tomorrow, with the All Progressives Congress candidate, Godwin Obaseki locked against Pastor Ize Iyamu of the opposition Peoples Democratic Party.

Oshiomhole spoke about AbdulMutallab during a visit to him by the United States Consul General in Lagos, Mr F John Bray.

The Edo governor said he was shocked to see the portrait of the “underwear bomber” in the fake register, but with a Benin name.

Abdulmutallab was convicted of attempting on December 25, 2009. to detonate explosives hidden in his underwear on board an airline from Amsterdam to Detroit, Michigan.

Governor Oshiomhole who raised concern about the duplication of the voter’s register by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) said “the foundation for credible election is the voter’s register. Once the voter’s register is manipulated, then you have problems.

“Right now, we have evidence of two versions of voter’s register – the one they have officially distributed and the one that some elements within the ICT in INEC have also produced in Abuja.

“And what they have done in the past, which we hear they want to re-enact again, is that whereas they will display one voter’s register which is reasonably accurate, there are still some flaws but let me say it is about 85 percent accurate, they also have a fake one which they intend to bring and spring a surprise in certain locations where they believe that they have no chance, and when the voters go there and you find a voter’s register different from the one that you know, there will be confusion in those voting centres.

“At the end, you may end up having people’s voice level going up and one thing leading to the other, and you could have violence. We will show you those samples between the one that we know and the one we have gotten through our intelligence and I want to give a copy to the embassy, and so you can study it and see it. That, for me, is the only thing I am worried about.

“If the INEC has two versions of voters register and they display one officially, then we have a problem. And the reason why this is extremely worrisome for me is that in my election in 2012, INEC tried to use this method to disenfranchise many of our supporters.”

“For example, I was shocked to find the portrait of Mr Abdulmutalab, and that will interest your Excellency, the young man who has been jailed in the US for a terrorist act. His portrait is in the fake voter’s register with a Benin name under it. I am sure if you look at the face, if we don’t know the face, you the US officials know the face. And you find the name under it, that it is a Benin name in Ovia South West.”

“He said INEC has enlisted some members of the opposition as election observers. “Last night, in my local government, one of the PDP leaders, who incidentally is on the list of INEC observers, I can be very specific, one Tenebe. we have information that he got boys around and they were shooting but the police went to apprehend them; they engaged the police in a shooting.

“The police had to go and reinforce. As we speak, I don’t have information as to how that was settled. If you have people like this engaged in violence, then it poses a challenge.”

“Unfortunately, it takes more than one hand in this case to achieve a free and fair election. All the political parties must be committed to putting away this thing.

The United States Consul General, Mr John Bray, who led a delegation of election observers to the Government House said, “We are here to observe the elections, we will all be watching this election very closely. It is essential that the election is peaceful, fair and credible and reflect the will of the Edo citizens.

“The postponement was a setback a few weeks ago, but I still believe it offers us the opportunity to hold the first successful and transparent gubernatorial election in states in 2016. (NAN)
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/-abdulmutallab-us-bomber-to-vote-in-edo/164126.html

Politics › Re: Youths Celebrate The Appointment Of Umana Okon As Oil & Gas Zone MD By Buhari by Ekakamba: 9:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
[size=30pt]Brief Euphoria + E. Recession = ?[/size]
Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot Celebrates The 6th Birthday Of His Twin Children (pictures+video) by Ekakamba: 1:16pm On Sep 23, 2016
Harpie baidai ejima! smiley
Romance › Who Is A 'big' Girl? by Ekakamba(op): 10:25pm On Sep 22, 2016
▶ The fact that different guys pick you up every Friday night does not make you a big girl. The fact that you wear all the latest clothes in the market, does not make you a big girl, And of the fact that you use the latest phone & different guys pay money into your account does not make you a big girl..

▶ It does not even make you smart! You're only eating up your FUTURE!.. THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!. A big girl is a girl with enough brain in her, Not the one with more money.

▶ She is not the one who flirts with all the men around her. She is the girl who respects her relationship, She is never heard but seen. You know her from what she does, her behaviour speaks a lot about her. She is every man's queen, decently dressed...

▶ A big girl respects the values of womanhood... She carries herself with more dignity... Stop boasting about the number of men you've slept with my dear..
Remember, cheap articles have more buyers.. Build Yourself into the woman that people will always respect & admire.

▶ Never follow men who will make a mess of your life. Be bold but humble, be Godly..
Be hard working, respect your relationship, Be ambitious but contempted.. Don't make men a priority in life..

▶ Real men will seek after you! Build yourself into the woman men will always want to take home to their mamas..

➡ Not the one they only want to take to hotels & clubs. TRUST ME, if you just trap a man with your body, he'll go one day. A lady without morals & dignity is like a phone without a sim card.

#copied

IT'S A WAKE UP CALL TO ALL LADIES, Rise above it!

My name is ekakamba, just trying to make common sense. *in Sen. B. M. Voice.*
Phones › Re: What The Inside Of Infinix Hot 3(x554) And Tecno Boom J7 Look Like by Ekakamba: 9:39pm On Sep 22, 2016
Hola me! I'm a [size=30pt]'screw-driver'. grin[/size]
Young03:
as a phone technician , we see all this things everyday


I will unscrew iPhone 7 soon
Romance › Re: 10 Important Things To Tell Your Loved Ones Every Single Day by Ekakamba(op): 8:48pm On Sep 22, 2016
Mostly used by pretenders nowadays. undecided
Romance › 10 Important Things To Tell Your Loved Ones Every Single Day by Ekakamba(op): 8:43pm On Sep 22, 2016
By Patricia Uyeh,

It is not good to take the other person for granted when in a relationship. Take time to share a few thoughtful words and sentiments. This would strengthen your bond and keep the relationship strong. Below are 10 things to tell your partner regularly:

1. “I trust you”
Trust plays a major role in every relationship. Let your partner know that you see him/her as someone of integrity. By doing so, you encourage them to work hard in maintaining that trust.

2. “I miss you”
Whether you are in a long distance relationship or have seen each other for few days or have less time to discuss, saying you miss your partner speaks volumes. It let’s your partner know that you value them.

3. “I respect you”
Let your partner know that you value them as a person not just for their looks, charm or job . Tell them how much you respect them for their intellect and character when they make that hard decision, achieve a goal or comment intelligently.

4. “You look great”
Let your partner know that you still find them attractive even when they are not at their best. It will help their self esteem for them to know that you are proud of them.

5. “I’m so grateful to have you in my life”
Let them know how much gratitude you feel towards them. What do they bring to your life? Care, affection, friendship, advice, good times….be thankful for your partner always

6. “I will always support you”
Reassure your partner that you will be there for them no matter the weather, through thick and thin. They will b e inspired to follow their dreams because you have their back.

7. “I appreciate you”
Telling your partner that you appreciate them validates their efforts and encourages them to keep investing in your relationship.

8. “Let’s go to…”
Relationships often end because one or both parties feel as though the excitement has gone. Try using these words to suggest new places to go and new activities to try. This let’s your partner know that you value them and want them to stick around.

9. “I’m sorry”
If you want to be happy with your partner, you would be wise to remember that sometimes it is more important to be content than it is to have the last word. Small fights can destroy relationships so learn what is worth fighting for and what to let go

10. “I love you”
Whether you’ve been together a few months or several decades, your partner will always appreciate being told how much you adore them. “I love you” can turn your partner bad day to a pleasant one.


Sauce/source: www.lifehack.org
TV/Movies › Re: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Ekakamba: 8:10pm On Sep 22, 2016
na pidgin I dey speak ba? And it's 'etekamba' not ekakamba... Registration mistake. grin
nsilordgmail:
Lolll, no b small nsongsong oo
TV/Movies › Re: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Ekakamba: 7:55pm On Sep 22, 2016
Idioke. Nsongsong smiley
nsilordgmail:
We'l get there one day...ekakamba abadie?
Education › Re: Police Arrests Adeyeye Olorunfemi, UNILAG Student Rusticated Over Facebook Post by Ekakamba: 5:00pm On Sep 22, 2016
So? So you feel like you reach orgasm now? How did your reply relate to the above topic? Just FTC finish.... I wonder what will happen when you reach FP. undecided
ajiifixing:
Na wa o

Hahahaaahahha.

I used to think its silly claiming FTC,but now I just have to indulge myself......FIRST TO COMMENT.

LOL

Quote me at your own ...palava
Celebrities › Re: P'square’s ‘Bank Alert’ Video Gets Over A Million Youtube Views In 5 Days by Ekakamba: 4:52pm On Sep 22, 2016
How can he be a fan of Dundee FC when they hardly finish as top 10 clubs in the Scottish league. tongue tongue grindundeefc.co.uk/
Justdulla:
Hi dude,i just hope u aint a fan of Dundee FC... when have I ever told you that I listen to kesh or Olamide? Did we ever have such Conversation? Mind your business tatafomachine
Celebrities › Re: P'square’s ‘Bank Alert’ Video Gets Over A Million Youtube Views In 5 Days by Ekakamba: 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2016
[size=30pt]Bank Alert[/size] for this regime na sure [size=30pt]Debit[/size] o. grin
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Yemi Alade Takes A Walk After Hanging Out Trey Songz by Ekakamba: 3:59pm On Sep 22, 2016
OP what did you expect? You want her to take 'a run' before? huh
TV/Movies › Re: You Can Now Suspend Your Dstv Subscription When You Wish by Ekakamba: 3:46pm On Sep 22, 2016
Let 'em just make it pay per view kawai!
Fashion › Re: Makeup Transformation! Checkout These Before And After Makeup Photos by Ekakamba: 3:43pm On Sep 22, 2016
That's why I prefer toasting a lady in the rain. grin
Business › Re: Dangote Plans To Buy Arsenal F.C. In 4 Years Time by Ekakamba: 3:18pm On Sep 22, 2016
[size=15pt]Change begins with me! Lemme kuku buy Eyimba FC. Shey dem say make we patronize our locally made products? Why Arsenal FC & not Nasarawa United or Up Jet? sad[/size]
Romance › Re: Five Crazy Things Women Do Because Of Men In Nigeria by Ekakamba: 3:00pm On Sep 22, 2016
grin grin grin
mhizAnnie:
Yes naso
Lol grin
Crime › Re: Blogger Chukwuebuka Isidore "Ghostmood" Dies From Police Gunshot (Pics) by Ekakamba: 1:27pm On Sep 22, 2016
NPF been directly/indirectly putting bloggers on [size=30pt]GHOSTMODE[/size] since 1000 CE. RIP nicca!sad
Politics › Re: James Ngilari Remanded For N167m Fraud by Ekakamba: 1:11pm On Sep 22, 2016
[size=30pt]Nigeria is a 'CornTree'. [/size]
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Crops Out Davido's Name From Her "Queen Of Katwe" Report (Snapshots) by Ekakamba: 1:03pm On Sep 22, 2016
sad

Crime › Re: Money Made Us Insert Cocaine Into Our Anuses (photo) by Ekakamba: 11:58am On Sep 22, 2016
Devil punish Wunna left nyash. So money carry gun come say 'put am inside your virgin nyash'? Yeye dey smell. Greedy desperate cu.nts.
Phones › Re: The Fastest And Most Economical Network For Data by Ekakamba: 11:55am On Sep 22, 2016
How's that stealing? Stop concluding nicca. smiley
Smartademu:
That is stealing.

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