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 Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Stars Party Hard In Toronto (Photos) by Ekakamba: 1:47pm On Sep 17, 2016 |
Party hard ke? Seriously this doesn't look like celebrities party. E just dey like our street show for 'Warri'. Dem cut their coat according to dem cloth sha. E. Recession in progress.  |
| Phones › Re: The First Person To Buy iPhone 7 by Ekakamba: 9:57am On Sep 17, 2016 |
People line up to buy expensive phones, to watch 'big' live matches, to buy exotic cars etc.... Meanwhile in United States of NIgeria: Nigerians line up to fetch water.... Ordinary water fa... There was a CornTree! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Sean Tizzle Storms Out Of Interview Over Bleaching Question [VIDEO] by Ekakamba: 9:22am On Sep 17, 2016 |
Journalism & fallacy of complex questions be like........ |
| Politics › Re: Nigerians Eat Too Much Rice, That’s Why It Is Expensive – Audu Ogbeh by Ekakamba(op): 9:19am On Sep 17, 2016 |
Joke of the century |
| Politics › Nigerians Eat Too Much Rice, That’s Why It Is Expensive – Audu Ogbeh by Ekakamba(op): 9:18am On Sep 17, 2016 |
The Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development, Chief Audu Ogbeh, on Wednesday in Abuja said Nigerian businessmen demanded 2.5 billion dollars (about N492 billion) a week for importation of goods and services into the country. Ogbeh made this known in a meeting with officials of VICAMPRO, an indigenous Agro Company investing in production of Irish Potato on Wednesday in Abuja. He said that the ministry was willing to support local investors with capacity to produce goods and save the country’s foreign exchange. He said that the consumption of rice in the country was rising and that a lot of people were not aware that the rice had some degree of arsenic. The minister said that consuming rice in large quantity on a regular basis was a bit of health risk, adding that substituting it with potato would be welcomed development. “The volume of importation of virtually everything into this country is too much. “The demand for dollars in this country as at today is 2.5 billion a week; this is the quantum of dollars Nigerians are asking for to import things. “Since 1986, we began this habit of importing everything and doing virtually nothing at home to sustain ourselves; now, we do not have the dollars and people are very hungry. “This day was coming anyway, no matter who was in power; we have the most ridiculous method of devaluing our currency; every week, we auction the dollar and naira goes up. “We sat and were hoping that by devaluation, we are going to arrive at Eldorado; if we continue like this, it will be a thousand naira to a dollar,’’ he said. While commending the investor, Ogbeh said that any private sector effort that would develop local production of goods would be fully supported by the ministry. “We should aggressively take the West African market; there is no reason why we should allow Irish potato from Ireland and France and Belgium into West Africa; it is the same story with onions. Earlier, the Chief Executive Officer of VICAMPRO, Mr Michael Agbogo, said that potato could bring value worth over one trillion naira annually if properly harnessed. He said that potato was the fourth most important crop in the world and that a barrel of oil was an equivalent of 14 kilogrammes of potatoes. According to Agbogo, while current price of crude oil will fetch the country about #16,000 per barrel, the equivalent in potato will fetch the country #39,000. He said that in terms of value, potato had three times the value of crude oil, adding that it was a huge industry the country could get into. Agbogo said that Egypt and Algeria were the leading potato producing countries in Africa, with Egypt producing four million tonnes annually from about 100,000 hectares of land. He said that Nigeria, which had close to 500,000 hectares, was struggling to produce one million tonnes of potato per annum. http://www.idomavoice.com/2016/09/nigerians-eat-too-much-rice-thats-why.html?m=1
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| Politics › Re: Obama To Meet With Buhari At The UN General Assembly by Ekakamba: 8:57am On Sep 17, 2016 |
[size=30pt]Over plagiarism abi? [/size] 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Obama's Speech Plagiarism: Buhari Orders Sanctions For Speech Mix Up by Ekakamba: 8:44am On Sep 17, 2016 |
I don't appreciate this idea of the presidency apportioning blame for every error and taking the glory for every success. That's a very poor leadership quality. 7 Likes |
| Romance › Facts About Relationships by Ekakamba(op): 11:32pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
1. Sleeping alone is better than sharing your BED with someone who shares a BED with someone else when you are not around...! 2. Cheating does not mean you have to kiss, meet or have sex with a third party. Once you find yourself deleting texts and e-mails so that your partner will not see them, you are already there. 3. If a man is crazy about you, pray he does not get well, if he is getting well, know that another woman is giving him some tablets. 4. First love may not die, but true love can bury it. 5. If you still believe "LOVE IS BLIND" then I know for sure MARRIAGE WILL OPEN IT FOR YOU. 6. A woman's beautiful face attracts a flirt; A woman's beautiful heart attracts a lover; A woman's beautiful character attracts a man. 7. Never you fall in love because you are lonely, fall in love because you are ready. 8. A blessed water is better than a cursed fried rice. A Godly poor man is far much better than an angry rich man in marriage. 9. I will rather have you stay in your father's house that you are sure of, than pack into a man's house you are not sure of. 10. Most men base their capacity of manhood and their abilities to fertilize ovaries and produce children. Any man can impregnate a woman. The real deal is HOW MANY MEN CAN BE THE FATHER TO THEIR CHILDREN, not promoters of ABORTION? 11. HOLY Wives do not just speak in tongues, they MANAGE their homes, make SUPER meals, raise GODLY kids, and finally they bring out the KING in their man. 12. When you tend to your garden diligently you will be the one to reap the fruit of the vine thereof. 13. You can say "sorry" a million times, say "I love you" as much as you want, say whatever you want, but if you are not going to prove that the things you say are true, then do not say anything at all. Because if you cannot show it, your words do not mean a thing. 14. Never you lie in order to satisfy somebody for a moment, because the pain that you cause them in the future can last them for a lifetime. Copied: Malia.Obama 1 Like
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| Nairaland General › Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by Ekakamba(op): 11:27pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
What a 'curse' to take..... |
| Nairaland General › South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by Ekakamba(op): 11:25pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018. Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said. The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers. He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added. Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches. Source : LiveMonitor Satire
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| Romance › Re: He Said “Hey” On Facebook - Engaged Lady Shares Her Love Story by Ekakamba: 10:56pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
eyah.... Pelè. nma24: |
| Romance › Re: He Said “Hey” On Facebook - Engaged Lady Shares Her Love Story by Ekakamba: 10:54pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
[size=30pt]bula![/size] |
| Politics › Re: Army Hands Widows & Children Of Boko Haram To Borno State Government by Ekakamba: 10:09pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
[size=30pt]OMG!!![/size] Shettima gave the explanation while receiving [size=20pt]355[/size] breastfeeding children babies, [size=20pt]149[/size] breastfeeding mothers and [size=20pt]62[/size] under-aged evacuated by the the Nigerian Army from camps operated by Boko Haram insurgents in different parts of Borno State. 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: AfroCandy's Friend, Fyne Papi Is Dead by Ekakamba: 8:14pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
Those saying hell straight especially the Christians should be ashame of themselves. How long does it take one to confess and how long does it take God to forgive? Saints everywhere...  1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: 4 Scientists Whose Works Were Not Appreciated Until Their Death by Ekakamba: 8:08pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
Oh! I get it. Too bad the mods are all wrapped up in the romance & politics section. RobinHez: 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: 4 Scientists Whose Works Were Not Appreciated Until Their Death by Ekakamba: 7:59pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
[size=15pt]Good one OP but must you guys beg before making FP? Mtcheeeew. .[/size] RobinHez: |
| Phones › Re: 3 Reasons Why You Should Use Incognito Mode When Browsing by Ekakamba: 7:55pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
[size=15pt]Started using this after JEGA announced the presidential result.[/size] 3 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How Long Should He Mourn Before I Ask? by Ekakamba(op): 11:08am On Sep 16, 2016 |
| Crime › Re: New Boko Haram Video Is Fake, Adulterated, Nigerian Military Says by Ekakamba(op): 10:59pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
warris dis? Plasmbob1:
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| Romance › Re: Benue Lady Reveals Why Yoruba Women Have Big Butts by Ekakamba: 10:57pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
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| Crime › New Boko Haram Video Is Fake, Adulterated, Nigerian Military Says by Ekakamba(op): 10:51pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
The Nigeria military on Thursday said the recent video released by Boko Haram, in which thousands of the insurgents were shown celebrating Eidel Kabir, was manipulated and not a true representation of the current state of the group. Boko Haram on Wednesday released a YouTube video in which they boasted of their membership strength and also threatened to get at the Nigeria President Muhammadu Buhari. The Defence Headquarters in a statement said the video was a ‘photoshop’ of an older video released by the group in 2014. In the statement signed by the Acting Director Defence Information, Rabe Abubakar, the military said “the video clip is a complete show of weakness and sign that the end is near for the insurgents, hence it does not in any way poses threat to us.” Mr. Abubakar, a Brigadier General, said the Nigerian military is ready to sustain its hostility against the insurgents. He called on the insurgents to take the path of peace by surrendering. “While our operation will continue as planned with many terrorists already surrendering and may captives rescued, we advise all the remaining surviving Boko Haram terrorists to surrender now for their own good”, he said. Boko Haram seeks to rule Northern Nigeria by enforcing strict Sharia law. Its activities have caused the death of about 20,000 persons and displacement of about two million others, mostly women and children. http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/210505-new-boko-haram-video-fake-adulterated-nigerian-military-says.html |
| TV/Movies › Re: "93 Days" Premiere At The House On The Rock Church: Amaechi, Joke Silva Attend by Ekakamba: 10:02pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Abeg Nairalanders, I just say make I ask...... How many hours should I allow my friend to mourn after they stole his phone before I ask him to give me his charger and earpiece? 6 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › How Long Should He Mourn Before I Ask? by Ekakamba(op): 9:53pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Abeg nairalanders I just say make I ask...... How many hours should I allow my friend to mourn after his phone was stolen before I ask him to give me his charger and earpiece? |
| Romance › Re: I Finally Fooorked Her.... Thanks You Nairalanders !! by Ekakamba: 9:40pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
I can't feet bee surprising if these made front pages. MOD move these interested storey to front, middle & back page. Congratulations nicca for forking bleached kitty-kat. JESUSBOIY: 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: Ladies Why This Attitude? by Ekakamba(op): 9:28pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Nah... Smalie too small to hurt my feelings na. Love Machine: |
| Business › Re: Recession: 12 Ways To Earn Foreign Currency Legitimately In Nigeria by Ekakamba: 9:19pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
So all these ideas came up because of the rise in dollars? Go on, after wunna don get the job/biz, then 50kobo go be equal to 1 dollar.  5 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Innoson Motors Visit Joe Abah Who Raised Alarm About Their Products by Ekakamba: 9:12pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
[size=30pt]Customercare![/size]  19 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ladies Why This Attitude? by Ekakamba(op): 8:47pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Prince Simbi. Later. KingCheezyPuff: |
| Romance › Ladies Why This Attitude? by Ekakamba(op): 8:38pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Ladies (most) are funny. When in their early & mid 20's, you inbox her she replies after 3 days with "k"... You chill....... fastfoward; she is now in her mid 30's and no serious man in sight, you say "Hello" and she replies with "Hey! am fine... my number is 070...... incase you don't get me online" |
| Politics › Re: LASCOHET Students Who Discovered Bio-Gas Technology Get N5m Grant From Ambode by Ekakamba: 8:25pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
In this country nothing is [size=30pt]impossible![/size] idensko: |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by Ekakamba: 9:15am On Sep 15, 2016 |
Some Southern Nigerians, hypocrisy & stereotyping be like.... . Jafar1:
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