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The 34-year-old Wycombe striker is available for selection as long as Sam Allardyce serves chicken and contacts him with the news via WhatsApp

Adebayo Akinfenwa has told Sam Allardyce he is ready for an England call-up... but only if chicken is served for a pre-match snack.

The 34-year-old striker, who recently joined Wycombe Wanderers, is ready to be England's new saviour "for the last 17 minutes of a game" and partner Andy Carroll up front in a new-look Three Lions squad.

With Wayne Rooney's captaincy up in the air, Akinfenwa's super-sub promise could yet garner more rewards, just as long as 'Big Sam' has his WhatsApp details.

"I'm going to say it out loud: I'm available for England selection if they serve chicken for pre-match [food]," he said at partypoker 's 'Big Bluff' event.

"That's it. Chicken, me. No chicken, no me. That's not arrogant, that's just what I need to eat.
"Sam, big man, listen, hit me up on WhatsApp because I feel, [in the] last 20 or 17 minutes of the game, bring me on, back stick and BAM. Me and Carroll.

"I'm not saying you are long ball, but I'm effective in the last 17 minutes of games. Gareth Ainsworth hit me up on WhatsApp and I signed for him. You could hit me up on WhatsApp, so let's make it happen."
What do you say, Sam?

http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/13712/extra-time/2016/07/25/25929192/akinfenwa-wants-england-call-up-on-one-condition

Rot-Weiss Oberhausen have offered a contract to Zlatan Ibrahimovic after his release from Paris Saint-Germain.
And while the semi-professional German minnows, who compete in Regionalliga West, are unlikely to offer the star the pay packet he is used to, there are a number of perks in the offer.
Zlatan will effectively be given the keys to the city, with the Ebertbad, a venue which houses concerts, theatre productions and other cultural activities, to be filled with water should the striker fancy a swim.
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More impressively, though, the city of Oberhausen have promised to implement a monarchy and name Ibrahimovic as the king.
And as such is the power of the Sweden international, Ewo, the city’s electricity supplier, will supply customers from Zlatan’s house.
Then, having had Ikea re-build their new stand, they would sell Schweden-Happen instead of Bratwurst, and the famous local beer ‘KonigPilsener’ will be re-branded as ‘Ibrahimovic Pilsener’.
It’s not your normal contract offer, but it would massage the Swede’s ego nicely.

http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/13712/extra-time/2016/06/02/24187942/oberhausen-offer-ibrahimovic-hilarious-contract

OK oo

MOST OF KENDRICK LAMAR SONGS....

You came home after checking your result of an exam. You failed the exams and expected your parents to criticize and rebuke you
But your father patted you on the shoulder and said "Don't worry my son. it is better to fail honourably than to cheat"
How many Nigerian parents can do this?

Lols

The Algeria international has scooped the prestigious award after a phenomenal season that has seen him score 17 times, with 11 assists, to help Leicester to the top of the table
Riyad Mahrez has been named the PFA Player of the Year for 2016 seeing off competition from
Leicester City team-mates Jamie Vardy and N'Golo Kante and Tottenham's Harry Kane to scoop the prize.
The Algeria international has been inspirational for Claudio Ranieri's side this season with his 17th goal of the season on Sunday helping them move eight points clear at the top of the table after a 4-0 win over Swansea City.
Mahrez has also contributed 11 assists for the Foxes, who remain hot favourites to win their first ever Premier League title with just three games left to play.
The Algeria international's Leicester team-mate Jamie Vardy came second in the vote with Tottenham striker Harry Kane finishing third.
"It's extra special because if the players vote for me it's because they've seen I've been great this year so I'm happy," said Mahrez on accepting the award.
"Without my team-mates I wouldn't get this award. We are like brothers, it's everywhere on the pitch. That's our strength.
"If sometimes we are not good, we know we are going to run and make the effort for our team-mates. That is the secret of our success."

Mahrez is Leicester's first-ever winner of the award and also makes history by becoming the first African player to pick up the accolade.
The 25-year-old Algeria international is also the first winner not to play for Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham or Manchester United since Newcastle United's Alan Shearer in 1997.
Elsewhere, Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli was named Young Player of the Year, Jamie Vardy received an award to recognise his record 11-game Premier Leageue goalscoring streak and Ryan Giggs received the PFA Merit Award.
http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/1862/premier-league/2016/04/24/22755432/mahrez-named-pfa-player-of-the-year

odiereke:
Why are you doing Self medication? Just go for test or Medical checkup to know what your problem is.

when I went to our school hospital with this symptoms, malaria drugs were prescribed

I bought an anti malarial drug artemef ( Arthemether and Lumenfantrine) for treatment if malaria. After taking the full doses, I go a bit okay. But right now, I am still feeling the malaria symptoms.
Is it advisable to take another drug now? ( I took the drug less than 3 days ago) Do I need to switch to other Combination like Artesuanate or can I still use Arthemether + Lumenfantrine?

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That moment when d final match ends ur hope

Pope Francis on Wednesday April 6 met Elizabeth “Lizzy” Myers, a five-year-old American girl who does not know she is gradually going blind from a rare genetic disease, Usher syndrome. Her parents are trying to get her to see as many things as she can, including meeting the Pope.
Accompanied by her parents and her little sister, Lizzy was able to speak to the 79-year-old Pontiff in an emotionally charged encounter at his weekly general audience at St Peter’s. Pope Francis stroked the little girl’s face and gave her a rosary.
“She was awestruck. She just teared up,” her mother Christine Myers, who is Catholic, told reporters afterwards. “To her he’s the big guy in the white hat.”
“He asked us to pray for him and told us he would pray for us,” she added.
Lizzy, whose case has received big media coverage in the United States, is not aware that she is suffering from Usher’s Syndrome, which will eventually leave her deaf and blind.
Her parents said they would tell Lizzy, who already wears a hearing aid, about her condition gradually as she asks questions.
She could be blind in about seven years so they have started what they call a “visual bucket list” of sites and people they think she should see while she can.
The Myers family, from Belleville, Ohio, have spent the week in Rome taking in the city’s historic sights as part of the “bucket list”, drawn up in the knowledge that Lizzy has only limited time to see some of the wonders of the world.
Lizzy gave the Pope a piece of a meteorite she was given when she was a special guest at the Warren Rupp Observatory in Mansfield, Ohio, one of the first places on her parents’ list.
Her condition, Usher Syndrome Type II, means that she will gradually lose her hearing and her sight. Following publicity surrounding her diagnosis, the family was offered free flights to anywhere in the world.
After reading of her case, an airline offered them round-trip tickets to anywhere in the world and the family chose Rome. They opted for Rome partly because Lizzy had been struck by Francis’s fatherly air.
As well as meeting the Pope, she has this week visited the Colosseum and been treated to a VIP tour of the Italian capital’s zoo.
“I feel like I have very little time to show her so much,” her father Steve Myers said.
Her mother said she and her husband wanted to make sure that she also saw simple things while she could, “like bonfires and fireflies”
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0X31I2

Lionel Messi has left Barcelona in turmoil by agreeing to join Real Madrid at the end of the season in a record-breaking five-year deal that will be worth around half a billion euros.
The Argentine forward, winner of five Ballon d'Or awards and considered one of the greatest players of all time, will cost Madrid €250m to buy and approximately the same again in agent fees, commissions and wages.
The move was announced directly before Saturday's Clasico at the Santiago Bernabeu in what appears to have been a deliberate move to destabilise the Liga leaders.
Messi, who joined Barcelona as a 13-year-old, explained that money was the only factor driving his move.
"With Financial Fair Play, Barcelona could not give me what I wanted and deserved," the 28-year-old said at the pre-match press conference.
"I recommended they fund my contract by selling the Camp Nou, but for some reason they valued the club more than me.
"When I learned this, I was heartbroken and our relationship was finished.
"A man of my status should have a 2000-metre long mega-yacht, staffed and powered at all times. Like [Roman] Abramovich. The purchase and operating costs alone demand that I take home €50m per year after tax. Minimum. Is that too much to ask?"
However, Goal correspondent Garry McGarry obtained exclusive information hinting at other reasons for the move.
"Gerard Pique kept beating Messi at Fifa," McGarry explained in a series of poorly-worded tweets. "Messi hates to lose and became angered when the club refused to replace Pique's left hand with a pirate's hook.
"That was it for the ‘little dictator’, and he has done the unthinkable."
Sources in Madrid have indicated that Messi has also been offered the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar, "when we get it back after Britain leaves the EU", information which was not confirmed or denied by the Messi camp.
In an official statement released by Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo said he was delighted to welcome Messi aboard and that he was "looking forward to receiving his support from the wing".
Barcelona, meanwhile, continue to be beset by financial difficulties but are expected to replace Messi with Leicester City's Jamie Vardy, who will be mentored by Uruguay star Luis Suarez.
Happy April 1st
Goal.com can do April Fool too!

http://www.goal.com/s/en/news/13712/extra-time/2016/04/01/21880112/football-world-in-shock-as-messi-agrees-500m-real-madrid

Many people know about this drug. It is probably the most common contraceptive in Nigeria. When I was doing my mandatory Industrial Training(I.T) in a Community pharmacy, I noticed this drug was highly marketed. It is one of the fast selling drug. I know a particular lady who comes to buy almost every 2 to 3 days.

1.What is Postinor-2 (Levonorgestrel)
It is a hormonal contraceptive commonly called 'the morning after pill,' It is a second generation progestin used hormonal contraceptives, including combined oral contraceptive pills, progestogen only pills, emergency contraceptive pills, intrauterine systems, contraceptive implants, and hormone replacement therapy.
It is used for emergency contraception after unprotected sex. Postinor-2 can be taken 1.5 mg (as a single dose or as two 0.75 mg doses 12 hours apart) taken within 3 days of unprotected sex, with one study indicating that beginning as late as 120 hours (5 days) after intercourse could be effective.

It can act to prevent fertilization by inhibition of ovulation. The International Federation of Gynecology and Obstetrics (FIGO) however warned it cannot prevent implantation of a fertilized egg.

It was observed that the contraceptive efficacy was reduced in women weighing 75 kg [165 pounds] or more, and levonorgestrel was not effective in women who weighed more than 80 kg [176 pounds].' In November 2013 and January 2014, the FDA and the EMA said they were reviewing whether increased weight and body mass index (BMI) reduce the efficacy of emergency contraceptives.

Other Uses

Intrauterine system
Contraceptive implants
Hormone replacement therapy

Note: If you are pregnant, DO NOT TAKE IT
If you are taking ampicillin, teracycline, rifampicin and prednisone
1.1
Potential Dangers and Side Effects
Its quite obvious Postinor 2 is really powerful hence many women who have unprotected sex resort to the drug as " saviour". For evrery pros, there must be cons and this is also the same with the drug. Some of the unwanted side effects and risks are frequently witnessed. They are

Abnormally Long or Heavy Periods
Absence of Menstrual Periods
Bleeding Not Related to Menstrual Period
High Blood Sugar

Other side effects that are irregular. They are
Depression
Discharge of Milk in Men or Women when Not Breastfeeding
Rash

CANCER: This drug is suspected to be cause ovarian cyst

Breast Cancer is also found to increase with increased use of oral contraceptive

vault:
with this kind of meeting ehn...... if dangote and otedola come near you, they will go broke

Lols

They will be like, Chief Emeka son just bought a car! And our children are not doing well. Mbanu!

His name is Bakos. He is an Ethiopian eunuch, a court official of the Candace, queen of the Ethiopians. The name wasn't mentioned in the bible but is still famous in the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahido Church and the church has many reference for this part of the bible and the whole. You can find the story in Acts 8:26. Philip the Apostle taught him and finally baptised him. According to Church Scholars, Bakos is the first person who took the knowledge of Christianity out of the middle East and introduced to the outside world, even before the Apostles did it.

Chelsea are having a very bad time. Team doctor, Eva Caniero left, Winning has left , Mourinho may leave and now the Lion has left too

As I entered my friend's house with correct hunger, I saw assorted beverages in his rack. I did the Sign of the Cross and quickly went and collected almighty garri and added water without delay. Wetin my eye come see no make sense. I opened the tin of tea, nothing oo. Na so I open everything and they were all dry like Sahara desert.
Na so I drink raw garri.
I don't know if this is a common practice by Students. They use empty beverage tins to 'decorate' their room even those that finished since their first year!

I successfully rooted C8 using the method. Check out their website and follow the instruction with patience. Thank you !

TechPill:
Don't panic! Here is a working method to root Camon C8 with no stress! http://www.techpill.net/2015/10/tecno-camon-c8-how-to-root-and-change.html

This method is in every blog out there but is not proven yet. It bricked many of them

TechPill:
Don't panic! Here is a working method to root Camon C8 with no stress! http://www.techpill.net/2015/10/tecno-camon-c8-how-to-root-and-change.html

This method is in every blog out there but is not proven yet. It bricks phones

OmichaelO:
yes, I have

Please can u tell us how

Have anyone rooted the Camon C8 successfully? Pls genuine suggestions on how to root it are needed

Please this thread is not meant to be a beef, it is a genuine observation. I have been using Tecno products( Tecno M3, H7, R7 and recently Canon C8.)
When I used Tecno M3, it used to hang a lot and cannot handle multitasking well. I forgave them because the phone has merely 528 mb ram. I disposed it.
I enjoyed the Tecno H7 because it handled multitasking nicely and was almost lag free. The 1 gig ram was quite effective. So was the Tecno R7 with 2 gig ram, though the camera at low light was not good.
But my pain comes from being deceived by Tecno about this their "unmatchable" Canon C8. I bought it and fell in love with the camera and its sleek nature. But fastfoward one month, am beginning to be confused. The phone is said to have 1 gig ram. It also has 16 gig internal memory( 10 gig is usable). It should multitask smoothly and lag less. To be frank, it is easier said than done. I cannot run up to three apps without losing my data in about two of the apps. Each time, you have to reload everything afresh in those apps.
Please if you are using Camon C8, You can tell you experience. It is not funny

"I have nothing to say. Nothing to say. Nothing to say," he told BT Sport after being asked his views on the match. "I'm so sorry I have nothing to say."
When asked if he was worried about the current situation, Mourinho replied: "Worried about what?" and when pressed further about whether he was concerned about his future at the club he simply answered "No".

The University of Nigeria, Nsukka have released the school fees for 2015/2016 Session.
Click HERE to download it from the school website. The major difference between the current fees and that of previous session is that the internet fee for second years is now N12,000 unlike the previous session when it was N6,000. The school fees of first years, Other years (apart from 2nd years) and Final years remained the same from previous sesion school fees. I also analzed the full list below for easy comprehension.


UNN SCHOOL FEES FOR 2015/2016 SESSION


1.PHYSICAL SCIENCES

First year= N58,950
Second year= N46,250
Other years= N35,150
Final year= N34,700

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2.SOCIAL SCIENCES

First year= N57,950, PUB ADMIN: N62,950
Second year= N45,250 PUB ADMIN: N50,250
Other years= N34,150 PUB ADMIN: N39,150
Final year= N33,700 PUB ADMIN:N38,700


3.ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES

First year= N60,450
Second year= N47,750
Other years= N36,650
Final year= N36,200


4.AGRICULTURE

First year= N57,950
Second year= N45,250
Other years= N34,150
Final year= N33,700

Do you want to know How to Use the Internet Effectively as a student to be independent, Check out this upcoming seminar HERE


5.EDUCATION

First year= N57,950
Second year= N45,250
Other years= N34,150
Final year= N33,700


6.ARTS

First year= N57,950
Second year= N39,250
Other years= N34,150
Final year= N33,700


7.BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES

First year= N58,950
Second year= N46,250
Other years= N35,150
Final year= N34,700

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8.VETERINARY MEDICINE

First year= N64,450
Second year= N50,750
Other years= N39,650
Final year= N39,200


9.MEDICAL SCIENCES

First year= N64,450
Second year= N51,750
Other years= N40,650
Final year= N40,200


10.DENTISTRY
First year= N64,450
Second year= N51,750
Other years= N40,650
Final year= N40,200


11.HEALTH SCIENCES AND TECH

First year= N64,450
Second year= N51,750
Other years= N40,650
Final year= N40,200


12.BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION
First year= N60,450
Second year= N47,750
Other years= N36,650
Final year= N36,200


13.ENGINEERING

First year= N61,450
Second year= N48,750
Other years= N37,650
Final year= N37,200


14.LAW

First year= N63,450
Second year= N50,750
Other years= N39,650
Final year= N39,200


15.PHARMACEUTICAL SCIENCES

First year= N64,450
Second year= N51,750
Other years= N40,750
Final year= N40,200

HOSTEL FEES

HOSTEL AMOUNT
Male Hostel ₦9,000.00
Female Hostel ₦11,500.00
Nursing Mother (Single Occupant) ₦35,000.00
Nursing Mother (Double Occupant) ₦17,500.00

PROCEDURES FOR PAYING THE SCHOOL FEES
1. Go to UNN portal at www.unnportal.unn.edu.ng
2. Login to your portal. At the left hand side, Click on School fees
3. Click on Generate invoice, Enter your entry level, DIrect entry students are to enter the level they started as some of them started in 200 level. Choose the current level and generate invoice.
4. The new method of payment is the REMITA method. Make sure you have a copy of the invoice apart from the one you will submit at the bank.
5. At the bank, MAke sure they enter your REMITA number, not the teller number.
6. After payment in the bank, They will give you a print out, whichh will also contain your REMITA number.
7. Come back to the portal. Follow Step 1 and 2.
8. Click on Pay School fees, Enter your Remita number and submit.

P.S: The portal may not be going now for some little issues but will be activated later for payment

Durentt:
How cums is www.xvideos.com not there?? Dis list is as fake as a fake diick

I posted only sites in Nigeria. The number one site in the world is Google.com but it is not in the list

My list is not necessarily the most visited sites in Nigeria but those sites indigenous to us

1 .
Jumia is Nigeria trusted online shopping destination. Jumia is home to the wide selection of fashion, electronics, home appliances, kids items and lots more all at great prices. Jumia offers free shipping, nationwide delivery directly .

2 .Nairaland
A big, broad discussion forum for Nigerians. Covers dozens of topics including romance, technology, careers, business, and entertainment. With over half a million members, the number one Nigerian community online continues to grow. My favourite

3. Konga.com
Konga.com is an online shopping platform. With over 100,000 products at great prices, nice customer experience and Nationwide delivery, and most recently adopting a marketplace business model, Konga.com is revolutionising the way Nigerians buy and sell.

4.Lindaikeji..com
The Nigerian popular blogger has continued to wax stronger with her blog. She dwells on news, celebrity gists, entertainment and relationship stories. She is arguably the richest blogger in Africa.

5. Vanguardngr.com
Online version of the Vanguard, a Nigerian daily newspaper covering general national news, politics, business, energy, sports, entertainment, fashion,lifestyle human interest stories, etc.

6. Gtbank.com
Guaranty Trust Bank plc is a leading African Bank that offers Online/Internet Banking, Corporate Banking, Investment Banking.

7. Punchng.com
Punchng.com is a mobile version of Punch Newspaper

8. Dealday.com
Dealdey.com is Nigeria's No. 1 Daily Deal Site that brings up to 90% discount on products and services in Nigeria.

9. Naij.com
Nigerian portal, providing news coverage, a lot more about music, weather, jokes, job, games and events.

10. Pulse.ng
Pulse.ng is Nigeria’s online news platform. 24/7 news, gist, music, movies, lifestyle, events, More sports and more.
11. Naijaloaded
Naijaloaded is a site focusing on the Technological Facet of Life ranging from Tech Discussion, Music & Video Download

12. Nairabet
This is a popular betting site.

13. Bellanaija.com
A popular blog with stories about fashion, celebrity, lifestyle, events and politics

14. Bet9ja.com
A popular betting site

15.Thenationonlineng.com
Nigeria’s national most read daily newspaper covering varied issues including news, politics, business, sports, entertainment, education and health.
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