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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Welcomes Twins, Eva and Mateo by ekensi01: 10:44am On Jun 11, 2017

This guy wife is a total failure allowing his husband to score 0-2. Lol

Na thesame thing do Chicken Eagles 0-2 while you're at home. grin

Sports › Re: Nigerians React To Super Eagles 0 - 2 Defeat By South Africa. See Funny Tweets by ekensi01: 10:39am On Jun 11, 2017

Sirjohn84:
Their losing nu pain me na d 1.5MILLION ticket the yeye chicken eagle cut na him pain me

Ntoor

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Sports › Re: Nigerians React To Super Eagles 0 - 2 Defeat By South Africa. See Funny Tweets by ekensi01: 10:36am On Jun 11, 2017

nkowalo:
lol. super eagle are playing like arsenal. they really fall my hands. what a waste of fine boys.

^what a waste of fine boys^

Look sister where your eye the go you will end up being a babymama. grin

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Sports › Re: Nigerians React To Super Eagles 0 - 2 Defeat By South Africa. See Funny Tweets by ekensi01: 10:33am On Jun 11, 2017

Super Eagle problem is beyound even the coach and players. They lack everything in football like teamwork,striking,defending,playmaker,man sweeper etc the worse is 'Sense' they need this the more. Putting a black egg in a white egg only cover it but doesn't change it.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa 2019 AFCON Qualifiers: 0 - 2 (Full Time) by ekensi01: 10:28am On Jun 11, 2017

ominilongest:
...no my nigga

I nearly want release yester nite 4 bed cos of one hot porn. Guy my bic nearly tear my boxer. Me no want porn again guy keep off. lex kills. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong To Miss Church Because Of Offering Money by ekensi01: 10:23am On Jun 11, 2017

buffalowings:
But don't you feel weird when it's offering time and you wouldn't stand up

i do stand up and move about then go back to my sit, sometimes i just burn and like am angry nobody would dare to look.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong To Miss Church Because Of Offering Money by ekensi01: 8:52am On Jun 11, 2017

I have forgotten when last i gave offering but keep going to church 3ice a week. Grow up op

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa 2019 AFCON Qualifiers: 0 - 2 (Full Time) by ekensi01: 8:42am On Jun 11, 2017

ominilongest:
,,i am telling you bro,d squad is full of bench warmers i will rather waste my time watching porn...i only pity those old papa wey dey watch there match make dem no go get heart attack

Guy the thing enn. I pity those who are waiting to see Nigeria win the world cup they will hear it. like so one old man the talk say with d squad we will win world cup. i smile and didnt say a word. But guy you u go watch porn?

Politics › Re: "If I Die; I Die"- Senator Dino Melaye Reacts To Recall By His Constituents by ekensi01: 9:24pm On Jun 10, 2017

gooooo Dino.

you the disturb us, while your mate the do action for kidsco.

Politics › Re: "If I Die; I Die"- Senator Dino Melaye Reacts To Recall By His Constituents by ekensi01: 9:24pm On Jun 10, 2017

gooooo Dino.

you the disturb us, while your mate the do action for kidsco.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa 2019 AFCON Qualifiers: 0 - 2 (Full Time) by ekensi01: 9:17pm On Jun 10, 2017

Why i keep Nigeria far from me when it comes to football. nonsense.

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Fashion › Re: Lady's Before & After Makeover Photos Spark Outage Online by ekensi01: 9:13pm On Jun 10, 2017

Who called this one a lady make i kill person.

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Romance › Re: Ladies! Can You Buy A Car For Your Boyfriend? See Hilarious Replies by ekensi01: 9:10pm On Jun 10, 2017

I can't collect a car from a lady oh. Cause she will try to use it and tie me down. never

Health › Re: Please Help Am Suffering From Severe Pimples/acne PHOTOS by ekensi01: 7:48pm On Jun 10, 2017

Militude:
Oboy the pimples no be here oh

I have been suffering from this skin disease from the past 5 years now I have tried all kinds of skin Care product but seems not to work.

I even tried using bleaching cream but oboy skin no gree turn yellow ohhh.

So please if you have any good skin Care product you can comment below.

I have sleepless nights because of this. It itches me so badly. Note I don't pluck it.

Please help me

Just e-mail me let me help you out. my friend once had that exactly like urs but i help him and with God you will thank me latter. Don't waste time

Car Talk › Re: Types Of Car Carriers Around The World by ekensi01: 2:14pm On Jun 10, 2017

Kizyte:
Thanks for the insult, but I'm still wondering between the both of us, who's more reasonable

That's not a problem at all. you even know the answer.

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Buys MiM Hotel (Photos) by ekensi01: 12:37pm On Jun 09, 2017

dlondonbadboy:
All poor people must go to hell fire...

Money is good.

you're real wicked grin

Crime › Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by ekensi01: 12:29pm On Jun 09, 2017

Wizkhalifa2:
na scam na, no be fixed game, na fixed 419

Lol thank anyway

Crime › Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by ekensi01: 10:41am On Jun 09, 2017

Wizkhalifa2:
U wan enta one chance, I pity u

Crime › Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by ekensi01: 10:39am On Jun 09, 2017

Wizkhalifa2:
U wan enta one chance, I pity u

Explain to me. how one chance?

Crime › Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by ekensi01: 10:20am On Jun 09, 2017

YorubaNigga:
It happens in Naija too

Why you too the lie like this? Where and when did it happen? OLE help me tell then am here looking for qvssy each night.

Crime › Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by ekensi01: 10:16am On Jun 09, 2017

Newlifebet:
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How can i join wanna play too

Politics › Re: (photo) Can Nigeria President Do This? by ekensi01: 10:02am On Jun 09, 2017

Does that make him enter Heaven? That doesn't qualilify you to be a good person.

Here in Nigeria it's not adviceable to do that cause people usually see something out of nothing. we are too many only governors can

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Nigerian Celebrities You Probably Didn’t Know Were From Royal Families by ekensi01: 9:57am On Jun 09, 2017

Who make no 7 celeb?

Crime › Re: EFCC Captures 3 Yahoo Boys For N120 Million Fraud (Photos) by ekensi01: 9:48am On Jun 09, 2017

3 Funny things i noted:
1. 59yrs old they said yahoo boys. grin

2. Na begging board then hold for chest? undecided

3. They need to have a private jet by now.(how e carry funny? shocked

)

Me too want yahoo oh i need connection pm if you can. #120m thats what i call money

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Car Talk › Re: Types Of Car Carriers Around The World by ekensi01: 9:41am On Jun 09, 2017

Kizyte:
OK, nice, that's what I need to transport my car from one state to another in Nigeria cos of bad road. I can't afford to drive my precious car across states on this our rugged roads.

You have started losing your sanity bit by bit. funny tho grin

Crime › Re: The Lady Zimbabwean Man Was Writing Exam For And Why He Did It by ekensi01: 10:03pm On Jun 08, 2017

YorubaNigga:
Can this happen in Naija?

We are too smart for that.

Romance › Re: Husband Slams Man Who Sent Dick To His Wife (Photo) by ekensi01: 2:18pm On Jun 08, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Yeah its really annoying when you see a photo of a gigantic diick on a toilet...now it looks like a big poo

Disgusting..

Lol

You must be someone from Nigeria

Nairaland General › Re: Python Killed In My Compound, Sold For N1000 Today by ekensi01: 2:06pm On Jun 08, 2017

rheether:
Lalasticlala, all this snakes are harmless nah I never see real Python before ooooo

When you see it, i pray that it doesnt harm you.

Romance › Re: Husband Holding On To His Wife's Big Backside (Photo) by ekensi01: 2:02pm On Jun 08, 2017

sexybbstar:
Oh my gosh! , my dream ass.

You will never have it IJN. Just take a look at yourself. I even saw your picture how you are trying to show you small ass. Get recieve sense grin

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Crime › Re: Soldier Attacks A Driver With Cutlass In Edo, Destroys His Car (Photos) by ekensi01: 1:34pm On Jun 08, 2017

I think Nigeria soldiers need to be configured by higher ones in prison. Restore Default is need.
APC just the scarter our country, i prefer corupt PDP.

Politics › Re: Quit Notice On Igbos: Arewa Youths Make U-turn, Call For Peace Meeting by ekensi01: 1:29pm On Jun 08, 2017

THIS SHOULD SERVE AS AN EYE OPENER FOR THE IGBO'S EVERYWHERE IN NIGERIA.

Better drop a little thing at home before you investing outside. Develop your home town more forget the rest of the trash.

Politics › Re: Arewa Group Insists Igbos Must Leave Northern Nigeria, Despite Condemnation by ekensi01: 1:19pm On Jun 08, 2017

phrankchek:
Jealousy and selfishness.... So if someone leaves his life investment in the North and come back east to be pushing wheelbarrow or riding KeKe napep.. they will be happy all in the name of Biafra. This nonsense will take thousands of people 10 years backward. Develop east Develop east all of them are shouting ... how can u progress when you are making enemies of everyone around you?

Meanwhile all those transport companies owned by Igbos will practically fold... Chisco ... GUO Motors... Ekene Dili Chukwu... because no passenger will be going North again

For long they just hate igbos but lets watch and see.

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