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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by Elcapo(m): 5:25pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Now is the fücking time to sack this shit of a coach jose- fücking-mourinho is d greatest scam in football history |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Having Fun With His Wife, Friends, Tania Omotayo (Pics, Video) by Elcapo(m): 2:59pm On Oct 16, 2016 |
See head like kompany's 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Kitchen & Room Comment: My Wife's Function Is To Look After Me" - Buhari says by Elcapo(m): 10:08am On Oct 16, 2016 |
No comment |
Technology Market / Re: LG G3 extended Ba3(5000maH), Samsung Evo class 10 64GB by Elcapo(m): 9:06am On Oct 16, 2016 |
GogetterMD:I'm interested in the deal (lg g3 extended battery) i stay in I.B how do i get it? |
Sports / Re: Nigerians Talk About The Craziest Thing They Have Done For The Love Of Football by Elcapo(m): 12:50pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
That's the craziest thing I've done for the love of soccer 21 Likes 5 Shares
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Sports / Re: Iwobi Reveals Arsenal Initiation Embarrasment by Elcapo(m): 11:34am On Oct 13, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You Don't Have A Car In Lagos (Funny) by Elcapo(m): 1:25pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
Romance / Re: Drop Your I. G Handle Let The Follow Up Begin by Elcapo(m): 11:09am On Oct 10, 2016 |
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Fashion / Re: Men, Would You Rather Rock This Sack Suit? (photo) by Elcapo(m): 7:09pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Nah nah.... Kolewerk!!! Meanwhile.... When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yelled @ him, calling him a waste of product & failure in life"..... One day, Musa's grandma came 2 school 2 check how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life b4; & advised her 2 withdraw him frm school, becos schooling 4 Musa would be a total waste of time & money. The grandma was shocked at d teacher's comment She withdrew her grandson frm d school & relocated him 2 Maiduguri.. **** 25 years later**** The teacher was diagnosed wit a cancer. All d doctors she met advised her 2 do surgery & its only a certain doctor in d whole of Nigeria(practicing In Maiduguri) could perform dis procedure) wit no alternative, d teacher agreed 2 hv d surgery . .Fortunately, It was successful. When she woke up some hours after d surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down @ her. She was on artificial respiration frm a machine dat provides her oxygen. She wanted 2 thank him but could nt speak. She looked side ways and suddenly began to express shock & her face started 2 turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand & tell d doctor somethin but couldn't talk. She struggled, she fought-hard but couldn't talk, then she gave up d Ghost & died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried 2 find out what's wrong. Eventually, it was found out dat it was Musa (working as a cleaner in d hospital) who had disconnected d teacher oxygen machine 2 connect his phone charger. Lol Wait ooooo... .. Don't tell me u thought Musa became d doctor..... If I hear.... This is not Nollywood..... Ooooo forget!!!' I said Musa no know book, period!.. Copied 48 Likes 5 Shares |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Elcapo(m): 7:18pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
betheldgr8:How to get away with murder movie is shit i hate it.... Just the season one makes sense to me Tyrants is a great movie but unfortunately the producers stopped it just after releasing the last episode of season 3 their wont be a season 4 for this movie Arguably the best series movie around is the last ship i love i but still pains me that tex, valkyre and Rachel are gone 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria's Ejowvokoghene Finishes 2nd Behind Usain Bolt by Elcapo(m): 8:10pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Congratulations to him Mr oduduru Aka i Neva hexpererit |
Science/Technology / Re: BREAKING: Oduduru Makes 200m Semi-finals by Elcapo(m): 8:06pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Congratulations to him Mr oduduru Aka i Neva hexpererit |
Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun's Throwback Photo Shared By Toyin Adewale, His Mum by Elcapo(m): 7:27am On Aug 15, 2016 |
mark1703official:He be like say nah only bet9ja get that substitution thingy right? |
Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun's Throwback Photo Shared By Toyin Adewale, His Mum by Elcapo(m): 7:43pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
mark1703official:Congrats bruhbruh I'd like to copy your works this semester oo Bruh how we go do am? |
Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun's Throwback Photo Shared By Toyin Adewale, His Mum by Elcapo(m): 3:02pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
Mr & Mrs Eleko Meanwhile 9 Likes
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Politics / Re: Ex-Nigerian President Spent N9.9Billion On Cake - Aaron Heslehurst by Elcapo(m): 5:14pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
This one nah lie joohr Yes naija leaders are synonymous to corruption but he no reach this level nah haba Kiloshele gan gan Wetin they use do the cake sef 2 Likes
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Career / Re: BRT Workers Strike Over Unpaid Salaries (photo) by Elcapo(m): 2:13pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
so the virus is spreading to Lagos small small Later ambode go talk say no money too... Meanwhile about POGBACK Real Madrid took Morata back. Dortmund took Gotze back. Barcelona took Dennis Suarez back. Man utd are taking Pogba back. Atletico want Diego Costa back. Chelsea want Lukaku back. Now swallow your pride, pick up your fone & call your ex 82 Likes 11 Shares |
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe's Curses On Abusidiq Materialises(pics) by Elcapo(m): 12:57pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
Ok |
Sports / Re: Wrong National Anthem For Nigeria At RIO 2016: Nigerians React (Video) by Elcapo(m): 8:17am On Aug 05, 2016 |
Make dem kuku play kukere abi azonto instrumental 12 Likes 1 Share
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Religion / Re: Whoever Introduces Tribalism To RCCG Will Die Like Ananias & Sapphira - Adeboye by Elcapo(m): 5:31pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
DemonInSiege: 48 Likes 5 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: "Henrietta Kosoko Will Go To Hell": Kemi Olunloyo Apologize Over Comment by Elcapo(m): 12:50pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Iyalaya weyreyyy'!!! 7 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Justine Skye: It Is Impossible For Wizkid To Make Bad Songs [PICS] by Elcapo(m): 12:44pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
nice booty But
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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Mocks Ex-boyfriend, Calls Him Idiot On IG After She Drove Past Him by Elcapo(m): 4:54pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
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Technology Market / Re: New Arrival US Used Iphone 5s, 5, 4s, Samsung S5, S4, Lg G3, Htc M7, M8 by Elcapo(m): 2:44pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
tunnyflow: Make it 42, very neat not branded |
Technology Market / Re: Clean Usa Used Htc One M9 And M8 by Elcapo(m): 6:00pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
43k |
Technology Market / Re: 3 Weeks Used Gionee M5 For Sale In Ibadan by Elcapo(m): 5:09pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
iamlammy:40k. I'm in I.b too |
Technology Market / Re: New Arrival US Used Iphone 5s, 5, 4s, Samsung S5, S4, Lg G3, Htc M7, M8 by Elcapo(m): 1:08pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
princedede:That is too exuberant |
Technology Market / Re: New Arrival US Used Iphone 5s, 5, 4s, Samsung S5, S4, Lg G3, Htc M7, M8 by Elcapo(m): 9:19am On Jul 04, 2016 |
mtutor:HTC one m8 still dey stock? |
Technology Market / Re: New Arrival US Used Iphone 5s, 5, 4s, Samsung S5, S4, Lg G3, Htc M7, M8 by Elcapo(m): 9:10am On Jul 04, 2016 |
princedede: How much for your z2? |
Phone/Internet Market / Re: 64gb Iphone 6 Forsale. 55k by Elcapo(m): 7:43pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
twoifemyway:35k |
Technology Market / Re: New Arrival!!! Lg G2 Available For Sale @35K by Elcapo(m): 4:26pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
30k |
Technology Market / Re: Used Htc One M8 For Sale @ 38K by Elcapo(m): 2:40pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
I'm interested 07062707747 whatssap just4tech: |
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