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Politics / Re: Let The Voting Start Gej/gmb... by Elcapo(m): 3:28pm On Feb 02, 2015
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Culture / Re: 12 Things You Didnt Know About Nigeria by Elcapo(m): 3:49pm On Jan 27, 2015
afolag:

av u watched EXAM?
Yea... A movie that was finished in a classroom but kinda Brainy though!
Culture / Re: 12 Things You Didnt Know About Nigeria by Elcapo(m): 3:35pm On Jan 27, 2015
afolag:
The last line open my mind to something I suspect over a period of time. that yoruba language is spoken in some america movies, Bourne identity, Fat girls, lost, and many more could this be true or just a coincidence?

The Blacklist too
Politics / Re: APC Members Defect To PDP In Niger, Kebbi by Elcapo(m): 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2015
Can't blame 'em tho!



The Transfer Market Į̸̸̨§ Still Open cheesy

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Politics / Re: "I Will Reduce The Cost Of Land In Lagos When I Win" - Jimi Agbaje by Elcapo(m): 5:08pm On Jan 23, 2015
This Guy Again!

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Politics / Re: Katsina College Releases Buhari’s WASC Results by Elcapo(m): 5:53pm On Jan 21, 2015
LOBATAN





Tanist Kill ya sef

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures To Spice Up Your Day!! by Elcapo(m): 5:19pm On Jan 15, 2015
We dem boyz cool

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures To Spice Up Your Day!! by Elcapo(m): 5:03pm On Jan 15, 2015
I dey come...

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Stars Campaign For President Jonathan In Enugu(In Photos) by Elcapo(m): 7:01am On Jan 12, 2015
What more can i say
Crazy Things We Do For The Money undecided



A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A man passing by overheard the answer, shook his head and said to himself, "my God, Jonathan will kill us in this country o. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuffs, beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4.




Last Bullet»»» LEAVE GOOD BEHIND BE BETTER!!! #GEJ-#GMB

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Sports / Re: Does Cristiano Ronaldo Really Deserve The Ballon D'or For 2014? by Elcapo(m): 10:45pm On Jan 06, 2015
thegoodjoehunt3:
I have never and will ever believe Messi was the best player of the year in 2010.

My pick was Sneijder. He was the midfield genius of the treble winning Inter team. He was also the midfield genius of the Dutch side that reached the finals. Sneijder was also one of the World Cup scorers.

If not Sniejder, it should have been Forlan who was the highest goal scorer in the Europa League and clearly the best player of the World Cup.

It is not about a tournament but sum total performance. In 2014. CR7 was clearly the best.
Thank Ɣ٥u ma broda u've said it all.

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Sports / Re: Does Cristiano Ronaldo Really Deserve The Ballon D'or For 2014? by Elcapo(m): 6:49pm On Jan 06, 2015
ClintonNzedimma:

no be only Jim Beglin na Andy Gray or Jon Champion ...lol.
Where was Ronaldo's 5 goals against a struggling Liverpool few months ago.
If fifa favours Messi so much, why is barca in great turmoil at the moment?
And Messi deserves every nomination he has gotten.
Well, so what wiil u say to The Most Valuable Player Award he recently got in †Ϟε World cup?!
When there are players that deserves it much better!

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Sports / Re: Does Cristiano Ronaldo Really Deserve The Ballon D'or For 2014? by Elcapo(m): 2:34pm On Jan 06, 2015
ClintonNzedimma:

doesnt to be in the top 3?
Thats the most crappy thing i have i heard this year so far.
5 goal thriller against Bayer Leverkusen, a struggling side?
Chai...i dont want say that you know nothing of football
Ooh seems I'm arguing with jim beglin in here...
What does struggling mean?
Į̸̸̨§ Dortmund not struggling right now??
C'mon check †Ϟε books °ƒ records and see how Leverkusen have been playing lately before †Ϟε messi's 5 goal thriller in 7-1 rout.!
T̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹƔ later got into dia form tho!










And did i hear u say Messi Į̸̸̨§ ryt to be up dia?
This same 2010 Final nomination was barcelona's trio Xavi, Iniesta and Messi any reason why †Ϟε wesley isn't dia despite winning it all??
I guess that was †Ϟε worst decision FIFA ever made!
+ Fifa favours messi over any other player in †Ϟε world

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Politics / Re: ‘buhari’s Academic Records Intact’ by Elcapo(m): 1:09pm On Jan 06, 2015
foxxynik:

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How would a democratic president indulge in the killing of his own people? Mind you...he's a christian...and christians aint against western education...christians do not force people to join christianity....christianity is a free religion...unlike the muslim....killing for Mohammed....

Sports / Re: Does Cristiano Ronaldo Really Deserve The Ballon D'or For 2014? by Elcapo(m): 12:59pm On Jan 06, 2015
ClintonNzedimma:

Did u know dat messi was being saved for the worldcup by tata....have u ever seen messi been knocked out of CL without showing sign of sadness?
So if he wasn't rested would he av prevented u guys from crashing out °ƒ UCL?
And since he was rested... Why did he not win it all for argentina??

But to be frank he doesn't deserve to be in †Ϟε 3 final list.
Gbam!!!
He is sure going to be †Ϟε 3rd anyway.







And as for †Ϟε O.P Messi gets his high scoring records against struggling sides as well! Remember †Ϟε 5 goal thriller record in †Ϟε champions league?

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Politics / Re: It’s Laughable To Claim Buhari Has No School Certificate – APC Chairman, Oyegun by Elcapo(m): 12:34pm On Jan 06, 2015
If truly he never had the certificate, why was he allowed to contest in 2003,2007,2011.



I see foul play!

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Sports / Re: Does Cristiano Ronaldo Really Deserve The Ballon D'or For 2014? by Elcapo(m): 12:24pm On Jan 06, 2015
ClintonNzedimma:

if ronaldo is going to win it this year because he ended as top scorer, messi also deserved it that year since he did the same.
Or if u wanna use world cup as a criteria, Toni Kroos, Messi or Robben will win it.
No that's not what I'm trying to say...
If Messi won it without winning †Ϟε world cup, Or even without winning †̥ђƺ champs league xcept for la liga "maybe" and †̥ђƺ goals he scored....
Ronaldo deserve it than any other player in the game! He's won it all 'xcluding world cup'!!!

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Sports / Re: Does Cristiano Ronaldo Really Deserve The Ballon D'or For 2014? by Elcapo(m): 11:52am On Jan 06, 2015
ClintonNzedimma:

you know one thing i hate about cr7 fans like you?
You just dont give reasons why it should be or why it should not.
Look at Thegoodjoehunt3, he will give you points and reasons why cr7 shud win it but most of u will come and say cr7 for ballon d'or without looking at the issue logically yet you are bashing a person that gives a very intelligent opinion which may be wrong or right.
Waiting for intelligent football analysts that are cr7 fans like krasid that will give me points not guys who crush on cr7
So please.......
Why don't Ɣ٥u give us †Ϟε reason why Messi was †Ϟε world's best player in †Ϟε year 2010?
When he never scored a goal in †Ϟε world cup not even talk °ƒ reach †Ϟε finals and neither did he won †Ϟε champions league or reach †Ϟε finals one °ƒ his lowest form in his career 'trophy wise' yet he was crowned †̥ђƺ best player in †Ϟε world!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Decries The Use Of Social Media To Cause Anarchy by Elcapo(m): 4:16pm On Dec 31, 2014
Meanwhile
What is Hypocrisy? Hypocrisy is when a south-south guy criticizes Rotimi Ameachi for joining APC but praise Bafarawa & Shekarau for joining PDP! Hypocrisy is when PDP goes to court to stop PDP legislators from defecting to APC but celebrate when APC legislators decamp to PDP. Hypocrisy is when the senate president refused to read Saraki & co’s defection letter to APC but was quick to read Chukwumerije's defection letter to PDP! Hypocrisy is when PDP celebrate the defection of Gov. Theodore Orji & Ohakim to PDP and goes to court to stop kwankwaso & co from defecting to APC! Hypocrisy is when Oghiadomhe is sacked, to go & pursue his governorship ambition but Nyisom Wike is left to double as minister of education & military administrator of River state! Hypocrisy is when Bashir Argungu writes against GEJ and is called tribalistic and Edwin clerk's utterances are termed freedom of speech. Hypocrisy is when Stella Oduah is sacked for corruption charges that amount to N255million and Diezani Allison Madueke is left as minister with corruption charges amounting to $20billion! Hypocrisy is when PDP say 16 is > than19 & 5 is > than 26! For how long will this continue? Hypocrisy is when you vote Jonathan and claim that you are not voting PDP. Hypocrisy is when Doyin Okupe equates Jonathan with Jesus Christ and Christian members of PDP justify it. Hypocrisy is when you claim to hate corruption and still slam Buhari for prosecuting and Jailing corrupt Officials. Hypocrisy is when you criticize GMB for saying Abacha was not corrupt but hail Jonathan for withdrawing corruption charges against Muhammed Abacha. Hypocrisy is when you expect every Ijaw man to vote Jonathan but accuse the Hausa/Fulani man of promoting northern Agenda by campaigning for fellow Hausa-Fulani man. Hypocrisy is when you shout Hallelujah when Jonathan goes to kneel before a Pastor asking for Christian endorsement, but shout ISLAMIC Agenda when a Muslim politician asks fellow Muslims to vote him. Hypocrisy is when you accuse Buhari of being too old to be President, but hailed Jonathan for appointing 86years Old Tukur as an Ambassador-at-Large and praised him for appointing Chief Tony Aninih as NPA Chairman. Hypocrisy is When PDP celebrate the defection of Ondo State speaker for his defection from LP to PDP and ask Tambuwal to Vacate his seat because of his Defection from PDP to APC". What more can I say? Hypocrisy and PDP are like Siamese twins. Say no to hypocrisy!!Votewisely come February2015

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Education / Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Elcapo(m): 12:36pm On Dec 31, 2014
rill:

15) The types that only appear on exam days. U will never see them during lectures, and keep u wondering if they are actually in the same dept with u. Don't dull, u are dept mates.
There i A̶̲̥̅♏!!!
Politics / Re: ‘buhari’s Academic Records Intact’ by Elcapo(m): 11:45am On Dec 31, 2014
foxxynik:

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Easy....you're not making any sense at all....
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I'd rather be ruled by someone who has a PhD than a non-educated aggressive fool...a tyrant... Who hears nothing but war..bombing and burning down christians homes all in the name of seeking for power....
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You talk of corruption as if Buhari is a saint...u've been fooled... Buhari is the reason Nigeria is in this state of corruption and nepotism..... Likewise the security problems we're facing...Buhari is the reason why northerners die every day outaf their foolishnezz...
Did u just say I'm not making any sense?
I'm reallƔ disappointed in Ɣ٥u for claiming buhari Į̸̸̨§ responsible for †Ϟε killings °ƒ Christians and muslim in †Ϟε North and corruption in nigeria.



















Why don't you give us some proves that jonathan isn't behind all these?
Politics / Re: ‘buhari’s Academic Records Intact’ by Elcapo(m): 8:02am On Dec 31, 2014
PDP are saying that APC Presidential aspirant is a semi literate jackboot. But does their PHD holder aspirant has offered Nigerians than corruption, insurgency and nepotism politics? The criteria for leadership is potentialities and visions of the aspirants not how educated is the aspirant. The educated man who failed to curb corruption and terrorism act.An educated man who is a clueless in administration A PhD holder who cannot differentiate between stealing and corruption, A PhD holder who used his political position to obtain his certificate while he was a deputy governor, A PhD holder who paralyzed university academics for ten months strike, A PhD holder who is spending one billion naira on his feeding for an annual. A PhD holder who is using amnesty to beg terrorists (murderers) .A PhD holder who met dollar at #127 but now #179,A PhD holder who met the price of petroleum at #65 but increased to #140 later to #97 owing to industrial strike.
Nairaland / General / Re: Countdown To 2015: How Was 2014 And What Are Your Expectations For 2015? by Elcapo(m): 7:54am On Dec 31, 2014
Victory for †Ϟε best candidate in 2015




I xpect a better nigeria
Romance / Re: Why So Afraid? by Elcapo(m): 6:03am On Dec 27, 2014
ℓ̊ove Į̸̸̨§ Overrated...
in †Ϟε end Ɣ٥u are always alone

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Technically Tackles Buhari's 'no First Lady' Policy by Elcapo(m): 5:58am On Dec 27, 2014
Who wrote this
Politics / Re: Amaechi is currently leading in the Best Nigerian Governors Polls (join now) by Elcapo(m): 1:51pm On Dec 26, 2014
My vote
Infractructure/Rochas/Imo
Job creation/Amaechi/Rivers
Health/Amaechi/Rivers
Development/akpabio/Akwa ibom
Security/Fashola/Lagos
Agriculture/Aregbesola/Osun
Nairaland / General / Re: Top Ten Types Of People You Will See In The Village This Xmass Period by Elcapo(m): 7:08pm On Dec 24, 2014
Christmas
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Spent 8 Years In Primary School by Elcapo(m): 11:33pm On Dec 20, 2014
Hmmmmmm i see...

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Religion / Re: Nigerian Prophet Gives 2015 Prophecies, by Elcapo(m): 2:40pm On Dec 20, 2014
Many are mad but, a few roam †Ϟε streets...












Money Must Be Made Anyway cheesy

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Business / Re: Job Losses Loom As Naira Sells 194 To Dollar by Elcapo(m): 8:01am On Dec 20, 2014
#‎ Nigeria‬ is really
getting interesting..
Fellow compatriots, we
need not shout
nor fight ourselves.
President Goodluck Johnathan is a good man as a person,his simplicity and
gentlemanness is
second to none.
*He has given us his very BEST over the last 6 years. I mean,what else are we asking for?
*He has granted
Alameisiya 'STATE
PARDON' and my guy is now running for Senate.
*He allowed Fayoose to distrupt a court
session and beat up a judge, while he walks freely. I wonder if Nigeria is sane.
*He locked up the
house of rep from the entrance of
the CONSTITUTIONAL
speaker of that
house.
*7 law makers
impeached a speaker in Ekiti in a house of about
26 men, and
nothing happened.
*16 was suddenly
greater than 19 in
base 10, just to cancel the one-term agreement he signed with the NIGERIA Governors' Forum and all Nigerians in
2011.
*Subsidy has been removed and the standards in our hospitals have reduced with time.
*$20 billion is missing and minister of
Petroleum eats and dines with the
prexy.
*Another BIGGER
& BOLDER subsidy is scheduled for
1st of June,2015 and you may have
to sell your laptop charger before
you can buy fuel
to charge that same laptop!!!
* Earlier this year, over 22 innocent
Nigerians were killed and injured in the job scam
organized by the
Nigerian Immigration
Service(NIS) . The
Minister of Interior, Abba Moro,told us the job interview was "simply mismanaged" and he has retained his office and even with extra luggage.
*1 Naira used to be equal $1 to 1.4 under ‪#‎ GMB‬ but now it's #194 to just $1, the worst ever in our history.
* Madam Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just told us we need an extra $5billion, through debts of course, so that our economy will not collapse like
Humpty-Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was on an unending internal
strike killing the
future of poor
Nigerians, Senator
DAVID MARK (son of the soil) built his own PRIVATE
UNIVERSITY, of course with tax payers' money, and my gentle
nice president followed him to launch the
school shamelessly.
*He has spent all
money in the treasury and even had to BORROW an extra $1billion but # BokoHaram
keeps getting
more equipped than our military.
*Over 200 girls are missing, over
15,000 killed by
‪#‎ BokoHaram‬, over 6 million displaced from
their homes and
uncountable injured beyond repairs yet my president went to a meeting in
‪#‎ KENYA‬with 7
different PRIVATE
JETS..
*clears throat...
* # PHCN is giving their loyal customers
GENERATORS as xmas gifts for paying their
‪#‎ electricity‬bills on time.....
Goodluck Jonathan
Jesus °ƒ Otuoke ‪#‎ TransformingNigeria‬

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Pictures On Nairaland by Elcapo(m): 4:42pm On Dec 19, 2014
Make i contribute 2% °ƒ ma funny pics here

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Events / Re: Traditional Wedding Of A Nairalander at Itumbonuso 18/12/2014 (Pics) by Elcapo(m): 1:43pm On Dec 19, 2014
HML

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