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Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C8 Discussion Thread [HOT] by Elcapo(m): 7:25pm On Aug 27, 2015
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Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C8 Discussion Thread [HOT] by Elcapo(m): 7:20pm On Aug 27, 2015
Some screen shots

Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C8 Discussion Thread [HOT] by Elcapo(m): 1:35pm On Aug 27, 2015
I can't believe I'm using a tecno phone cry

Whoa i hope this phone lives up to expectation because i think it Į̸̸̨§ bin over hyped
The camera looks cool tho.
Compared to iPhone 6?!
The person that made that comparison must be high on coke or wet weed
25900

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Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C8 by Elcapo(m): 1:31pm On Aug 27, 2015
My first tecno phone in years!
Whoa i hope this phone lives up to expectation because i think it Į̸̸̨§ bin over hyped
The camera looks cool tho.
Compared to iPhone 6?!
The person that made that comparison must be high on coke or wet weed
25900
Celebrities / Re: Bovi Replies Fan Who Accused Him Of Stealing From Alibaba {PHOTO} by Elcapo(m): 10:49pm On Aug 16, 2015
I no blame am nah.....
In M.I's voice "Bovi sef be human being oo"
Sports / An Open Letter To David De Gea From A Manchester United Fan by Elcapo(m): 9:19am On Jun 30, 2015
Dear Dave,
Before I even begin to try to convince you to stay at Old Trafford, I must admit that I wasn’t your greatest fan when you were first bought. I had only heard of your exploits at Atletico Madrid and how you were Spain’s next big thing. But the media always tend to exaggerate player potential and I thought this was one of those instances.
But, with Van der Sar retiring, Man United needed to invest in a keeper and Sir Alex decided to get you from Spain for a huge fee. You were hardly 19 and had no real experience, barring a brilliant season at the Vicente Calderon. And, to be honest, you didn’t look intimidating either.
I like big, intimidating goalkeepers. They always put a fear in the minds of strikers, especially in one-on-one situations. Peter Schmeichel was intimidating. Van der Sar was intimidating. Oliver Kahn was intimidating. You were just a lean, skinny 19-year-old.
The first few games were enough for me to judge you. I’m usually a huge optimist and support my players no matter how bad they play. But a goalkeeper who couldn’t handle a long ball, who couldn’t force his way past six bodies to go catch the ball from a corner, a keeper who always looked shaky at every shot on target was inexcusable. It almost looked like we were playing with 10 men on the field.
I had never seen United concede six in a game and when Balotelli and co. put six past you, I had had enough. True, our defence was in shambles on the day but I expect a top goalkeeper to do some damage control. It reminded me of the horror days we had once Schmeichel had left. Roy Carroll, Tim Howard, Fabien Barthez all came and went and none were good enough to replace him.
In my head, you were not a top goalkeeper and were never going to become one. The only positive, if any, was that you were a good shot-stopper but you were in no way intimidating, and in England you needed to be big and brave to succeed.
What happened over the course of the next two-three years is nothing short of a miracle. You just won Manchester United’s Player of the Year award for a second consecutive year, single handedly won us games last season and are one of the primary reasons we will be playing in the Champions League next season.
The best players in the league i.e. the likes of Eden Hazard, Sergio Aguero, Raheem Sterling have all been denied goals from one-one situations thanks to your shot stopping abilities and presence of mind. From being ridiculed, you are now a fan favourite and have a chant about how big and brave you are. Quite a turnaround, that!
And when you put in performances like those, the best clubs across the world take notice. There are a few clubs as big as Manchester United. One of them, of course, are Real Madrid, who have over the past decade, taken more than their fair share of players from United and again, they want to steal us of our most prized possession.
Is De Gea Casillas’s replacement, both for club and country?
For you, it must make absolute logical sense to move to Madrid, your hometown. Friends and family are the reason I still work in my hometown and I can understand why you might want to go back to Madrid. You would also be replacing Iker Casillas, a Real Madrid and Spain icon, and probably your idol as you were growing up.
But how good would this move be for your career? True, Real Madrid are more of a powerhouse currently in Europe than United, but they are also a team that do not give a player the time and space to develop. They demand instant success at all costs, always.
Gareth Bale went there with high expectations as the costliest player in the world, and after a stellar first season, saw himself getting booed by their own fans last season for having a temporary dip in form. Casillas, himself, was booed after some poor performances.
Compare that to the fans of Manchester United. We keep supporting our players regardless of their form, which in turn, motivates the players to raise their performances. Fellaini and Ashley Young are both proper examples of that.
While you would not go into our hate books should you decide to leave, you certainly will be breaking a lot of hearts. The club will move on, shell out a few millions, buy another top goalkeeper and life will be normal for us fans again. But will it, for you?
Yours truly,
A Manchester United supporter.
I think this guy made absolute sense smiley

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Politics / Re: INEC: As Jega Bows Out Today by Elcapo(m): 7:50am On Jun 30, 2015
Respect sir!

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Family / Re: What Is Wrong With Being An Introvert? by Elcapo(m): 5:44am On Jun 22, 2015
Thank God I'm an extro_introvert smiley
Education / Re: Common Lies Lecturers Tell Female Students Especially. by Elcapo(m): 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2015
Hmmmm
Meanwhile...
"A curfew was declared. Some guys went out to watch football match while coming, some Soldiers met them and said 'each
will be cained based on the number on their clothes(jerseys)
they put on; the 1st put on chelsea Mikel's 12 and he was
flogged 12, 2nd put on 50cent he was also flogged 50, the
3rd one was crying furiously,then from afar i noticed,he was
a Fulani man and he was putting on "vote Buhari 2015"

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Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Is A Lie – Prof David West (MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS) by Elcapo(m): 8:09pm On Apr 24, 2015
otr1:

In the economics context "a priori" means "it is assumed in advance," or "we had to assume something, and we assumed this, without evidence."
We use it in researchs to eliminate the chance that we might mistake a false hypothesis for a true one and vice versa, and not in simple arithmetics as this.
If you still don't agree, then I give up.cheesy
cheesy i liked that!
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Is A Lie – Prof David West (MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS) by Elcapo(m): 8:33am On Apr 24, 2015
otr1:

We're not testing an hypothesis here my friend.
He wasn't assuming anything. He was just stating the facts.
Of what use is "a priori" when proving that Bachelors are not married?cheesy
Ooh really?!
He wasn't assuming anything as a-priori Į̸̸̨§ not based on assumption anyway,
He just proved a theory mathematically and a priori Į̸̸̨§ obviously based on "all things being equal" or whn an outcome Į̸̸̨§ against the all possible odds.
"Just incase"
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Is A Lie – Prof David West (MATHEMATICAL ANALYSIS) by Elcapo(m): 8:14pm On Apr 23, 2015
Mathematically
Ever had about a priori in economics?
Politics / Re: Ijaw Youths Accepts Buhari, Warns Against Violence- Punch by Elcapo(m): 10:41am On Apr 02, 2015
Kudos to 'em
If the election had gone other way round
I trust the fulanis with black n white pigment upstairs dem go don burn houses kill christians and innocent muslims

Jonathan really did us proud #Respect!
Sai Buhari






But seriously

Politics / Re: Zimbabweans Wish Mugabe Will Learn From Nigeria by Elcapo(m): 11:01pm On Apr 01, 2015
SLIDEwaxie:
Jona wey don try left and right, wey don see say no other way dey, he come face who dey pursue am come say, kukuma kill me...na im u all dey decieve yourself say he conceded? The guy surrendered. In Yorubaland, they will say, IPA PIN... it means, all struggle don end.

So, wetin u want make him do? Make he continue fighting?

Dem say a powerful man dey play with u, u say u like the play...if you knw Like the play nko? U wan fight the man?

Na wetin do jona be dt...forget conceded and use surrendered!
U daft

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Politics / Re: Ban Ki-moon Reacts To Nigeria’s Presidential Election by Elcapo(m): 7:25pm On Apr 01, 2015
He might have been Clueless, Foolish, A Failure, et all but admit it he's the best democratic president we ever had, i doff my cap for y٥u man! #RESPECT #GEJ










God bless GEJ
#obago

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Politics / Re: APC Asks 19 Ekiti Lawmakers To Return by Elcapo(m): 9:47am On Apr 01, 2015
udokpuenyi:


@Elcapo, I luv your signature pass my ex- girl. lol
Really?! grin cheesy
Politics / Re: APC Asks 19 Ekiti Lawmakers To Return by Elcapo(m): 5:59am On Apr 01, 2015
The General Į̸̸̨§ back
Sanity has begun
The wind °ƒ change already in ekiti.
Fayose better respect himself or else he'll end up in jail



All Hail The Peoples General.
Sai Buhari!!!

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Politics / Re: Photos: Okorocha Holds Thanksgiving Service In Anticipation Of Buhari's Victory by Elcapo(m): 5:56pm On Mar 31, 2015
Sai buhari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Make Sure You Correct Your Mistakes IF You Win, Okoye Tells GEJ by Elcapo(m): 8:24am On Mar 30, 2015
President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has been declared the winner
















For more jokes text GEJ to 33888..


SAI BUHARI

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Politics / Re: President-Elect To Emerge Today-Jega by Elcapo(m): 7:31am On Mar 30, 2015
President goodluck jonathan has been declared the winner,...for more jokes text GEJ to 33888..
Politics / Re: 2015 Presidential Election Live Update by Elcapo(m): 7:07am On Mar 28, 2015
sirugos:
ewu ohia.. The op said report or update and U re here campaigning.
Campaigning Would u have loved marching for jonah?
We're marching for buhari here, Į̸̸̨§n't that enough report for y'all?!
Nairaland / General / Re: Okorocha’s Aide Arrested For Stockpiling Arms by Elcapo(m): 6:50am On Mar 28, 2015
Sai baba

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Politics / Re: 2015 Presidential Election Live Update by Elcapo(m): 6:11am On Mar 28, 2015
Marching for Buhari

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Politics / Re: DSS Uncovers Plot To Announce Election Results Before INEC by Elcapo(m): 3:19pm On Mar 27, 2015
Gmb
Food / Re: Amazing Benefits Of Pure Honey And Why You Should Consume It! by Elcapo(m): 11:03pm On Feb 27, 2015
CHIAAGRO:
"MY SON EAT THOU HONEY, FOR IT IS GOOD, AND THE HONEY COMB,WHICH IS SWEET TO THY TASTE" proverbs24:13.
NOTE
Honey Should Not Be Given to children under one year.
Why
I'd ℓ̊ike to knw cos i just finished from apiary unit in my farm year at schl the prof said honey could be given to a 1month old baby.
Educate ♍ƺ pls!
Romance / Re: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by Elcapo(m): 8:45pm On Feb 22, 2015
Ok
Jokes Etc / Re: APC Set To Boycott Polls On March 28 And April 11, 2015 by Elcapo(m): 6:22am On Feb 08, 2015
PDP
Let the propaganda continue.... As INEC gives more time to spoil y٥uя spoilt image further!

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Politics / Re: I’ll Perform Better In My Second Term If Re-Elected - President Jonathan Assures by Elcapo(m): 9:31am On Feb 04, 2015
In oliver Queen's voice "Goodluck Azikiwe Jonathan Y٥u have failed this nation"






Trial and Error Į̸̸̨§ not even an option here, This Į̸̸̨§ not an experiment sir, oga jonah park well for change

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Education / One Word For This Genius by Elcapo(m): 3:48pm On Feb 02, 2015
One word for this man here... undecided

Politics / Re: Let The Voting Start Gej/gmb... by Elcapo(m): 3:28pm On Feb 02, 2015
Click "LIKE" for GMB

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