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BusinessAccess Bank Addresses Pornography Content In Unilag ATM by ElDadd(op): 9:47pm On Aug 11, 2017
Access bank made this statement this evening via their twitter handle.


Lalasticlala mynd44

CrimeRe: Taxify Driver Squeezes Lady's Nipples After She Told Him She's A Lesbian by ElDadd: 8:02pm On Jul 28, 2017
He has been arrested

Technology MarketRe: Mtn Data Sme Is Available 1gb@550. by ElDadd: 9:06pm On Jul 25, 2017
Just bought 3gb from him,
Nice working with you sir!
PoliticsRe: EFCC Shares Identity Of The Guy Behind Their Twitter Handle, Nigerians React by ElDadd: 8:26pm On Jul 24, 2017
Nice one Femi!
Good job bro.
InvestmentRe: Is MMM Going Down Again? by ElDadd: 12:39pm On Jul 21, 2017
wink

InvestmentRe: Is MMM Going Down Again? by ElDadd: 10:29pm On Jul 20, 2017
SOLASA:
FOOOOOLSSSSS!!!!
Baba baba e foools.
InvestmentRe: Xclusiveghwx: What About The 70 Billion Any News? by ElDadd: 10:04pm On Jul 20, 2017
Yards:
Education is a continuous process, we will keep educating them, we will not let them perish in ignorance.
We? You're the only unrivaled slowpoke, kid.
PonziHater sef deleted himself 3 times cos he understood everything is a lost cause.

Jobless ídiot.

Oga Edu.

Mass Educator.

Continue educating naw. If it's going to keep your idle brain from wánking yourself to sleep every night. Continue,

Didirin.
InvestmentRe: Is MMM Going Down Again? by ElDadd: 8:50pm On Jul 20, 2017
sgtponzihater1:
The eagle is about to crash. The news channel will be ready for lunch.
Go and crash it now.

Oya naw cheesy cheesy

Foolish boy.

Agbaya.
InvestmentRe: Is MMM Going Down Again? by ElDadd: 8:44pm On Jul 20, 2017
Yassssss! cool grin

InvestmentRe: Is MMM Going Down Again? by ElDadd: 8:44pm On Jul 20, 2017
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SportsRe: Why I Hate Ex Chelsea Captain, John Terry So Much - Cesc Fabregas by ElDadd: 6:55pm On Jul 20, 2017
hebenezher:
If he's the best passer ever, what then is Paul pogba!?
The thunder that will fire you is doing press up.
InvestmentRe: Is MMM Going Down Again? by ElDadd: 3:03pm On Jul 20, 2017
Yards solasa sorry Samosa and co.
If at this stage, you think you're the ponzi savior abi redeemer.
You must be jokers.

I do what I want with my money.
It's my own money. I'm aware of the risks..
It's a scam. Okay.
But it's MY OWN MONEY.
If I like I will share 1000naira notes to every house from Ojuelegba to Shitta. It's my money.

Even if all the ponzi site crashes again, people that will do will still do. So flogging a dead horse is stupid, isn't it?

Ponzi for life!
Come and beat me in my house pained mofos, besides if you need loan, I can help your impoverished lives.

P.S GH requested today & fully paid this morning., more due during the weekend grin

Don't understand who keep giving these adults, sorry kids phone to type rubbish on the internet.

PetsPlease What Breed Is This Dog? by ElDadd(op):
Dog experts, what bloodline do you think this dog has?

InvestmentRe: The Second Fall Of GHWX Is Inevitable And Will Be More Dreadful by ElDadd: 11:56pm On Jun 26, 2017
fifty:
My brother, the guy is too stupid to educate or empower anyone with knowledge which surely he lacks. There is no difference between this Yards and his Godfather Ponzihater. Arguing without objectivity. That's if they are not even the same people.
Naa, Yards is more stupid than sgtponzihater,
Somebody that cannot critically think.


Scratch that

Sgtponzihater 's stupidity is unrivaled.
InvestmentRe: The Fight Against Ponzi Schemes Is Over. by ElDadd: 9:22am On Jun 25, 2017
sgtponzihater:
The fight is over, I conquered. I dedicate my victory to the hustlers around town,who lost their meagre resources to scammers who masqueraded as helpers, may help come their way.

Peace.
Conquered where? Winterfell? Or you think we're talking about Lord of the Rings here?

Foolîsh boy
InvestmentRe: The Fight Against Ponzi Schemes Is Over. by ElDadd: 1:07am On Jun 25, 2017
sgtponzihater:
After a long fought battle with scammers who hide behind ponzi schemes, I have come to a conclusion that many are bent on spending their money the way they deem fit, whether it ends up profiting them or not.

To all those I might have genuinely offended, find it in ur heart to forgive, as I never set out to destroy but to build. I passed my messaged and bless a whole lot. Now is time to engage in other meaningful and progressive ventures.

God bless you all. You won't be getting another Ponzi scheme message again for I have done my bit.

Your friend,

Sgt Ponzi Hater
Ojebi, Adato oshi.

I don't even pay attention to all his rants anymore.

Sgtponzihater = Irrelevance

God won't make everybody, I mean everybody! tag you as an irrelevance like Sgtponzihater in Jesus Name.

Amen.
NYSCRe: Nysc Kwara State Rejected Me because I Refused Trouser, Pls Where Can I Redeploy To by ElDadd: 10:04pm On Jun 23, 2017
highyo:
when God said, thou shall not do so because it's an abomination unto God
and the Bible directly mentioned trousers to be men's wear. and you're telling me it's not a sin
so whom should I obey?
judge for yourself

the reason why people don't want to support the word of God and wanting to look for excuses is because they have chosen self rather than pleasing God

they can't condemned it because they are doing it
either you support the Bible or not, you will all perish if you don't repent


but thanks for the Counseling
Hello, do you know the same bible we both have encourages slavery, women not holding leadership positions, women on the periods considered as filth, holy wars?

If everybody followed these doctrines, a lot of people would have been stoned to death.

Ask yourself, What would Jesus do?
If you're going to make critical decisions like this, please work with the New Testament. You know you can't do march past, drills, sports with skirts..
Some of soldiers protecting you are Christians, they wear trousers, not cause the like it, it's so they can run, jump and do active roles without restraint..
Wear your trousers, God sees your heart dear.

Btw, Nysc is optional.
Peace!
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans' Wife, Uchenna Onwuamadike Cries & Begs Nigerians (Photo) by ElDadd(op): 7:25pm On Jun 17, 2017
buoye1:
You're Favour Onyeoziri on twitter?
Naa.
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans' Wife, Uchenna Onwuamadike Cries & Begs Nigerians (Photo) by ElDadd(op):
Nigerian Police after reading this will be like

CrimeKidnapper Evans' Wife, Uchenna Onwuamadike Cries & Begs Nigerians (Photo) by ElDadd(op): 10:24am On Jun 17, 2017
Have mercy on us, Evans wife, Uchenna begs Nigerians
NWAFOR POLYCARP
17 JUN 2017
…I didn’t know he was into crime
…He took part in our daily prayers and always prayed Psalm 23
…His wealth should be sold off and given to his victims
…I didn’t know he was this rich, the highest he gave to me was N200,000
…Please, forgive him for the sake of myself and the children

By Emma Nnadozie, Crime Editor


The call was a surprise. And in the words of our Crime Editor, Emma Nnadozie “it was shocking but revealing and even pathetic.” The caller had said “hold on for Evans’ wife.” The female voice quickly pleaded to Mr. Nnadozie to call her back as she did not have enough credit. Nnadozie returned the call from Ghana and the caller told her story. Excerpts:


Evans wife, Uchenna
My name is Uchenna Precious Onwuamadike, the wife of the Chikwudubem Onwuamadike who you call Evans. I am 31 years old. I got married to Evans at the age of 17 at Oraifite, Anambra state in 2004.


He met me while I was coming back from lesson as a student of All Saints Secondary School, Oraifite and I was in class 6 going to take my West African Examination. After we met, I agreed to go with him because of my poor background.

He told me his father married three wives when he was six years old and threw his mother out of his house. He said that one of the wives influenced his father to drive them out of his house also and they were forced to stay with outsiders. Evans was taken to his grandmother who trained him. He told me his father accused the mother of being adulterous before driving her out of his house.

Our marriage is blessed with five children. Our first issue is 12 years plus and her name us Udochukwu. After we got married, he said I should stay with his mother in his village at Akanmiri, Umudim, Nnewi to teach me how to be a good housewife. I was there for three years before he took me to Lagos. We were living at Satellite town in 2006 and after one year, he relocated us back to the village because he could not pay house rent.

While in the village, he normally came to see us. We spent three years in the village and relocated to Ghana. On our way to Ghana, we passed through Lagos and stayed at Benny Hotels in Festac where we spent two days before travelling to Ghana.

He spent a month with us in Ghana before coming back to Lagos. I was pregnant with our fourth child in 2010 when he left for Nigeria to come back in two months time. After I gave birth, he came back four months later and was able to clear the accumulated bills we kept for him because I borrowed money from friends to clear hospital bill. When he came back, he complained bitterly that things were rough for him in Nigeria and that customs seized his goods.

I was not aware that he was into kidnapping and all the criminal acts he is being associated with now. All I know about his business is that he was into haulage, buying engine and spare parts for trucks and imports exhaust pipes. That was what he told me. The reason he kept me in Ghana was because he said our children should get quality education.

I have spent six years here and after I stopped hearing from him, I called and complained bitterly but he said I should stay for some time. I then called his friend, Okechukwu, who now lives in China. He told me that he has not been seeing him and that he spends most of his time with a girlfriend in Festac. When I called him to complain, he was angry with me and warned that I should stop listening to gossip. He said that If I should return, I should go to his younger brother’s house in Lagos until he is ready to get accommodation for us. The brother was formally living in Lagos but he is in Brazil now. So, when it was impossible to pay my children’s school fees, I packed my bags and baggage and came back to Lagos with our children.

We stayed at his brother’s house at Agric, close to Trade Fair until he took us to a house in Magodo where he claimed he owed rent pending the completion of his own house there. We have spent just one year in that house in Magodo. I have no idea of the type of business he was into but he told me that his friends overseas used to buy phones and jewelries for him.

EVANS
While in Lagos, i was idle and I pressured him to find something for me to do and he promised to do that. Several times, I asked him to take me to his office but he said they move from place to place to offload goods in haulage business and share profits. I can’t remember having any visitor in our house. It is only the agent called Sunny that helped us to pack into our house that I know. At times, artisans come to do one repair or the other, that’s all.

I don’t know any of his friends and if we were invited to parties, he would not allow us to attend. He told me that he has no friends and that he hates associating with people. I was always indoors because he warned me to beware of Lagos women that they are wayward.

I was staying indoors and it was only when I was sick that he took me to a hospital in Ikeja. I always have BP and it makes weak. We went back to Ghana on the 6th of this month and he promised to join us in no distant time. On the 9th, I called him to know when he would be coming and even the youngest of our children was crying, begging him to come as soon as possible and he promised to come. In the afternoon, I called but he was not picking.

I called again, there was noise in the background and the line was switched off. I then called the driver that took us to the motor pack when we were going to Ghana and he told me that there was a problem, that police came and arrested Oga and that they came with a fair complexioned lady. When I heard all the allegations against him, I called his brother in Ghana, his mother, father and other relations but I could not get them.

I then called their last born, a student at Oko Polytechnic but he said he had not spoken with him for long. I was confused until I opened Niger news and Vanguard Websites. That was how I got the shocking news about my husband. I collapsed and later called my kids to inform them what I just read about their father. Since then, I have not eaten, I am still in shock. Our children could not believe what they were reading about their father. They are saying that he cannot do all the things they said he did.

In fact, while we were in Nigeria, he had never slept outside our house. My children were crying when they saw his bloody eyes and swollen face. Our condition was worsened when I saw my picture with him and our children on the face book. I don’t know where they got it. I have not been receiving money from him, I have never seen his money. The only thing I know is that there was a time he bought an expensive watch in Dubai and I wanted to know why he bought it when he could not open any business for me.

He kept on teasing me, claiming it came from a friend. It was only when we wanted to travel to South Africa last year Christmas where we spent two years that he gave me N200, 000 for the trip. I have never seen him as a rich man. While with him, we made sure we had all we wanted to eat and that’s all. I can’t remember seeing any sign of affluence in him.

He is not a proud man and he has been wearing one sandal and slippers for long now. He does not go for parties. In fact, I have never suspected him as a criminal. If I have been seeing any strange things, I would have suspected him. We have three cars, one Hilux, one grand Cherokee and an SUV.

The N20m they said he sent to me through transfer was given to one Hausa man to pay into an account in Ghana to be used in paying our rent and furnish the house in Ghana. I know he banks with GTB only. Their staff used to visit us in the house.

I am not aware that he has five girlfriends and I have never suspected him because he did not keep late nights. It was shocking to hear about his girlfriends. He did not answer calls in my presence. I uses to see his phones being charged but he normally switched them off. I always asked him why use pin code to lock his phones and that he lived a secret life but he threatened to beat me if ever I touched any of his phones.

I didn’t even know the security pin. He would leave the house sometimes in the evenings with his phones and would come back between 8pm and 9pm. Most of the things I read about him are strange to me. As his wife, I should have seen the signs but I have not. He has cancer and does not drink alcohol nor smoke anything. I have never seen gun in our house. I don’t know where they got those frightening guns. He has never told me he has another house at Igando. Any time he went out, he always called to ask after the children and reassure me that he would be back soon.

I am suspecting that whatever happened to him must have come from his father’s second wife. I don’t know what he did to him when he was young but he told the story. He said that after their mother was driven out of the house, he was with his brothers playing outside one day when the second wife called him to pick a bucket and collect water for her.

He was four years then, he picked the bucket, collected water and when he came back, she removed her dress and she was wearing only a bag made from animal skin on her waist. She brought seven small stones from the bag, gave to Evans and ordered him to pour the stones into the bucket to know if the gravel would rise (sail) on top of the water or not.

Evans said he did as she directed but the only thing the woman did was to take the bucket back and ordered him to go back and play with his brothers. He said he told his father later but he said he was telling lies.

I feel very bad because I did not know if he was doing all these or not. Even if he was into all these, why did he not stop because of me and his children? All the time when we pray, he used to promise God that he would tell Him his story later in life.

Here reads psalm 23 a lot. Even his phone, he sets alarm for 12 noon to read psalm 23. He took part in our daily prayers in the morning, evening and night. He used to lead us in prayers. We attend Anglican Church. He has never given them money to show off. We used to give N5000 or N10,000 and the highest we have given so far was N50,000 when we baptised one of our children.

I am appealing to the powers that be to spare his life (crying), as I speak now, I am kneeling down with my children, crying and begging for forgiveness. Have mercy on us. He did not know what he was doing. He did not know what came over him. I am ready to come back to Nigeria and plead on his behalf. What I am reading in the news is shocking.

Though, I have not heard that he killed anybody but all those he injured or took their money should please forgive him because me and my children. They should kindly forgive him, he will repent. God knows I will not be alive and see my husband doing bad thing and keep quiet. All his wealth should be sold off and given to his victims.


Evans wife, Uchenna
Evans is a good man. He takes care of all his relations including the children of the second wife we are suspecting did this to him. He has just two houses in Ghana but I have never seen them. I saw the house on his phone. Since I have been living with him, he has never injured anybody or beat me. He has milk of human kindness in his heart. He has not been harsh or wicked to anybody. He always advised us to be prayerful I (starts crying again) and complains bitterly any time I failed to pray. His neighbours also know him as a kind and generous man.

Members of my family are worse hit by this ugly development. They said some people brought newspaper publications to show them about their in-law and they have been wondering if he actually did all that because he has been good to all of them. I am from a very good, God-fearing family and if any of us had suspected this in him, they would have forced me out of his house for long. I am ready to come back and testify on his behalf. I will also like to see the Governor of Lagos state and explain the whole thing to him.

They said he is rich but I have only N13, 000 in my Diamond bank account. He does not give me money. He told me he will be paying N40, 000 into my account every month but after two months, he stopped, claiming that he was penniless.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/mercy-us-evans-wife-begs-nigerians/

HealthRe: What Can I Use To Clear These Spots On My Face? by ElDadd: 11:45pm On May 28, 2017
bossman44:
Hello family! Pls what can i use to clear this blackspots on my face.it is as a result of pimples that i have had and have dried up. i have tried suggestions from. Different people it's npt working the only thing i notice is my face lightning up and not the spots clearing.. Pls if you have ever had spots and you were able to clear it pls tell me what you used. If you haven't used what you are recommending for me. Pls donnot bother.. So i don't end up wasting money''
Pls help move to front page!
Stop every cream you're using, firstly.
2. Buy Irish spring soap.
3. Buy Amos white facial day cream, costs about 1k, use it thrice daily. You'll get it at yaba
Also put hot water in a bucket, put your face over it and cover your head and the bucket so no steam will escape, stay for like 10minutes..
4. Never use a sponge to wash your face, and try to not burst your pimples everytime.
5. Wash your face every time, like at least 3 times daily
NYSCGet Your Medical Certificate Of Fitness by ElDadd(op): 2:39pm On May 18, 2017
If you need a certificate of fitness ready for nysc. Holla at me. After tomorrow I can't help much

WhatsApp +234 708 675 6630
EducationRe: Help Me Out Nairalanders Or I Commit Succide by ElDadd: 12:50am On May 18, 2017
joshuannajimanu:
thank you all for your consolations but i have made up my mind and my decision is final.i must commit the succide today whether devil likes it or not.pls one more thing,i must not be published or publized,lets keep it on an a low key.see you all in help fire!!!
You're a goat.
What are you waiting for?

Everybody get their own problems...
I know a graduate that earns 8k..
If you think not passing an exam is your major problem, plenty problems still dey wait you.

So please kill yourself.
NYSCRe: How Do I Skip NYSC? by ElDadd: 7:19pm On May 16, 2017
holysainbj:
there is no stream 1 currently serving...
unless u made a mistake
Batch B naw
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 3 by ElDadd: 1:33am On May 16, 2017
debuchy:
Which school is dat
Deggendorf
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 3 by ElDadd: 7:12pm On May 15, 2017
My school says they will notify on admission at first week of August!!

Imagine!!


Sigh.
RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by ElDadd: 2:54pm On May 13, 2017
MrDickman:
Simple put, how do you get a girl that comes visiting laid. This one na man to man matter and I don't want premature kids here


My success rate in fucking a female visitor is just 20%. Many time dem no go just gree even if I try all the tricks men gives like sweet talking your way through, playing a romantic movie for her purposely that has a sex scene and stuff. Even with all these my scope, e no dey work. only on a few occasion. If na ashawo, no probs coz she knows what she came for but a normal girl, they too get strong head.

Now my people, which style una dey use ? Wetin be una scope ? That kind scope wey be say if you use, dem no born her well not to open leg. Abeg show your man the way.
Number 1. Don't put them on a single chair, it should be preferably a long couch or bed.
2. Movie shouldn't be too long.
3. Get her to sit on your laps.. either to face you, if you're not shy, or she backs you..
Then take it from there, with touchs and neck pecks.
4. Make the house comfortable as fûck and don't make the lights too bright
5. Always tease her before she comes. Maybe with goodnight kisses, emojis and stuff


All ze best.
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 3 by ElDadd: 1:35pm On May 08, 2017
Cchuks27:
If you're applying via Uni-assist then leave it at 1. Experienced guys please kindly input
Thanks.
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 3 by ElDadd: 8:15am On May 08, 2017
Please help..
In my application form for a masters program
There's an option called "Semester"
The options are 1-10 or so..

What does semester mean?
I left it at 1 anyway..
Am I safe?
Cos I'm about to post the docs

eke40seven cindino20 futurewise11 . Honorablseyi
Please help.
TravelRe: General German Visa Enquiries Part 3 by ElDadd:
Please help..
In my application form for a masters program
There's an option called "Semester"
The options are 1-10 or so..

What does semester mean?
I left it at 1 anyway..
Am I safe?
Cos I'm about to post the docs

eke40seven cindino20 futurewise11 . Honorablseyi
Please help.

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