₦airaland Forum

chidexSmokey:
Ok dear. Thanks.
I am observing it oo.you?

me too

Ahmed4002:
Go to a nearby artist they should be able to cut the stamp for you.

sheik ahmed, ano kumullah

chidexSmokey:
Pls house,I just found my former sch I.D card though it expired in 2009...must our cards be valid for registration in camp?

Mine expired last year, though my school made a provision for a nysc card. You are to submit your school Id card before you can get the nysc customise ID card.

I dont think you should wary about the validity date as you will be given another ID card in camp.

Are you observing the monday public holiday?.

sleekyonyx:
Zeez go and learn how to dive, i don dey tell u since

will you teach it to me?

richybanky:
Na d rivers tins dey scared me

i have phobia for huge water too.
Sleekyonyx de laff me since.

Ahmed4002:
Rich keh.
This one that you always carry my matter with leemah4u.
Wetyn we do you nah

rich men are like that, they blush or put on a smile when you say they are rich.

Na because you know settle me naim make me de tackle you.

mayorsweet:
+ ur state allawee na

Dris God!.

Ahmed4002:
That's why I have to work it out with my PPA Place. They should make sure all my clearance are ready. Then dey can use the 19k for demselve.
I no get time to waste

i know ahmed is rich like the lanister.

Oya show me too the money na

pinkiepetite:
goodmawni sleeky! am not fine ooo


mzJaney ow body

wonti dial number bukola:p:p.

Looooooooool.

mayorsweet:
hehehe...dat money na change padi mi...Make change party help us change am to something that can change our lifes ooo

wake up sir, may be next year.

19.8k, how d fuc*k am i gonna survive with dhat.

Nysc is a punishment for nigeria graduate.

I wish there is another public holiday tomorrow.

mayorsweet:
#19,800...Make den double am we dey pray o

Holy shit, woh am i gonna by with this change

mayorsweet:
Dat tin na **Senge Menge**

mayor you are a kworuft sombory

richybanky:
Lols I go make sure say I dey security conscious incase u wan make any funny moves

lol..... So this thread would be longer than C14.

mayorsweet:
Haba Zeez...i just dey talk na fact na U knw say Richy like food and that thing

whic thing be that?

mayorsweet:
Eja Obokun + awon omo olo eleje tutu

pastor mayowa, is this you?

leemah4u:
says u, see as u dey talk like say na every part of bariga be like dat

Is there any igbo-free area in bariga?

Bariga, everywhere you go na igbo.

If na igbo dem de smoke only shey e for better, dem de obtain people for broad day light.

richybanky:
u sef fear go catch u cus u go dey tink say I be one bad guy frm mushin olosha side, idi oro, akala side, dose areas bad like anything

you never see action film.

Shira na water, action na blood.

mayorsweet:
U be omo Bariga Adugbo awon omo aye niyen

adugbo awon omo ita

leemah4u:
bariga ni aye wa jor

that 'omo ita' haven? Is that what you call aye.

The atmosphere and air in that place is highly concentrated of igbo

richybanky:
I knw say I get mouth die, I rake for 2 guys for general Hospital for mushin 4 years ago, knowing fully say I no fit handle one of dem bt if u see how I take rake for dis guys, mehn fear catch dem even d doctor wey dey on duty vex comot, dose nurses con dey beg me like say I be Van Damme

what i normally do to people like you is to reset you to default.
I am just going to slap you.

Game Over!.

richybanky:
Bt wit ur dagger and bottle wey dey ur hand, u suppose get small liver moreover he fit be use words for u cus Lagosians sabi use words beat pesin.. Talking frm experience

Alaye gbagbe,

Wa sare je 1'2

No try eko boiz.....won ma sare fo elenu

Lemmah4u can testify, she lives in a lagos enviroment where 'thugism' is a norm

Leemah this for tagging me an errand boi.

holuwhatowseen:
No,he hasn't delivered dem

Even toseen dissapointed me

Ahmed4002:
Allow that noise maker erisegun.

You Don received those flowers I sent to you as birthday gift?
Electronazeez have you delivered it to her on behalf of me and my family leemah4u

Read this one

Ahmed4002:
him go delivered

This

leemah4u:
trust Azeez nah, e go deliver

And this one too.


Who do you take me for @ you secret lovers?

I aaaam coming back for you, osaro monday

doublezero7:
I will kiss you last last!

You wan kiss alhaja.

Na tape rope we go take measure ur jail

ctman:
,My eyez don see plenty today ehn; English culd be rily hard sha; u will see updates like: He aroused. He had arosen. He riced. He roasted from the dead. He araised again. He is rising (na yeast?)... One person evn put. He resigned.
English fall pple hand today o. Hehe...

Oya speak the correct one oga me

Nigerdeltaboi:
Borno Corpers lets meet here

Looooooooooooooooooooooool

holuwhatowseen:
K!!!!!!

.

holuwhatowseen:
It's a free world nd u can kip on laffing till ur teeth fall off 😁

Are you writting out the human dental formular?

Kontunu

Why is that the only girl i am seeing viewing this thread is chidexsmokey

limpopo:
i don turn badooo... See has strong men dey fear me.. Make i just cool down small kin maa lo fi ayo fo ooo.

Lol, strong men you say?

Where deem de?

holuwhatowseen:
☺,nt deir fault i guess, d signature iss prompted dem

I will keep laughing

Kpele to your friends.