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OgidiOlu3:
If you reply someone with sarcasm, you're only mocking the person. To lampoon is to mock/ridicule. Savvy?

I can see your electrons are excited like one on heat *no pun intended*
Don't be scared son, I won't fight back

You try

OgidiOlu3:
If you think sarcasm is not lampooning, then I rest my case.

Break my ankle with what? Electrons?

Do me/us a favor. Kindly explain the nexus between the word sarcasm and lampooning.

Using electrons on you go against the law of conservation.

I won't dissipiate my electrons when i can easily brake your ankle with my bear hand.

And you had better tear off the mindsect of fighting back.

cutieemperorh:
Salamun alaekum waramotullahi wabarakatun

Look like na all this christian stingy like that ooo...

Walaekum salam warahmatullahi tahala wabaraka tuhu

cutieemperorh:
My man, no be so jare... But u know nau, ondo boy no dey carry last

Moreover, how this easter dey go for your side nau
Bring out the rice and chicken make we gather chop am nau, abi una chicken don act prison break for una ni...

The christian around me aint loyal.
Dem de hide chicken and na dem first disturb me during sallah.


Can i come over to your side, he don tey we i chorrp chicken

RFella:
Lolsss.....so u go authorize the friendship?

I'm indifferent, so long the friendship is apathetic

OgidiOlu3:
Ok, I've heard you. It still wouldn't cost you a thing if you'd answered him instead of resorting to mockery. And no, it's not celebrating mediocrity. I'm just teaching the ignorant.

What thermal action? With those plastic you call hands?

Poin1: i don't lampoon people.
point 2: i do not condone lazyness to read
Point 3: it is very easy for me to break your ankle

OgidiOlu3:
You still don't get it, do you? He might not know the slip he printed is called the green card. You wouldn't know a lot of things if you weren't on this thread too. Now, sekem comot for my face b4 I tear you slap

Hell No, i will know somethings like the green card even if i'm not on any NYSC fora.

Are you trying to celebrate mediocrity?, if he did print the green card by himself then there is no logical explanation for failing to read what the HEADER says.

Now care about receiving the thermal action from me, i hope you will not land in a near by hospital when i am done with you.

doublezero7:
Choi, God saved you Oloye Otun! Thought you wanted to yab my school brother! Na today I go show you who I be!

okere si number wa. Won wewe, won kere si number wa awon omode mejeji kere si number wa.


The fear of going to nairaland kirikiri officiated by a warder called......fill in the gap is the begining of censoring what you post here.

OgidiOlu3:
Did it occur to you that he might not truly know what a green card is? And I don't think I made a joke of myself because I answered a question you thought to be foolish.
I've quoted you, oya pami. Finish me

haaaaaaaaa, yeeeeeeeeee, huuuuuuu, emi layemi, iwo, ema mumi dani o, malu boboyi pa leni.

Clap for yourself, which ever PCM that has no clue what the green card signify shouldn't be here neither should he or she given the opportunity to serve....oh Yes!

Sorry, this isn't a matter of too know but this are terms that needs to be in any PCM archive long ago.

mzjaney:
how's u dear?

i'm very ma'am and you?

How is your ministry?

erisegun:
lol........ti luchy ba gba e mu pe ren*

she can't do anything, chidex will save me cause i don't go into kombat with gals.

The fear of kill*ing them with a punch

mzjaney:
Gosh!!! U people are wicked



Morning fam,an a Happy easter celebration to you all.

Good to have you back miss walexsammy

OgidiOlu3:
Technically, it's only a "green" card if it was printed with a colored printer. The green card is the printout of the summary of all the data you filled when you registered for NYSC.

for your mind you sabi book niyen o.
We know your type for class.

You know some question are meant to be left unanswered, if you attempt to answer them you will make a joke of yourself.

Quote me and i will finish you.

gozie85:
pls guys what is green card? cos i hv never heard of it

its a visa lottery card to britain

cutieemperorh:
What's with u and my pant... U won lick my a$$ hole ni...

Na joke oooo...

lol, you haff finish me.i hit you first and you hit back well.

Action ,reaction Newton say is equal and opposite

Ahmed4002:
We don't love the fact you keep pop nosing into

i'm sorry you just have to learn the hard way.

cutieemperorh:
OMG!.... I can't wait.... OYO here I come....

you are still wearing pant at this age?, oyo ko ondo neee

na joke o

RFella:
Lolssss.....but Chidex is a friend in the lord

naso una de talk.
No just let me see that your elephant leg near her.

erisegun:
she's d girl dat sells roasted corn@ ojuelegba

omoge alagbado niyen

leemah4u:
keep assuming u hear

Oh,i love the fact that you know i'm being honest.

Luchiana1:
who is yokiti?

Who is luchiana

RFella:
Yes he is very jealous; am a witness....xxxxng

You must be lucky i did not push a slug in to your head.

The next time you attempt or contemplate talking to chidex. I will have those long legs shot.

leemah4u:
ahmed is free to do anytin he likes cos he doesn't belong to me, if fear dey catch u say he go collect chi 4rm u, make u sef do normal

Aren't you guys tired of your deceptive drama.

Who deos not know ahmed is to leemah and leemah is to ahmed.

Do you have to deny your selves publicly like nigeria politician denying their wealth .


Ahmed collect chidex from me?...i wil quit this forum


As for given him her number, never, if he is truly competent as claimed.

Let him source for her number by himself and stop looking for a free ride

leemah4u:
Olohun ju yin lo Alfa babalawo

Hehehehehehehe, abeg no give me yeye tittle o

Ahmed4002:
Electronzeez

Liver don fail am

pinkiepetite:
no p

Kini gano threating e ti poju

Ahmed4002:
If you no dey fear mail me her digit.

Challenge Azeez to accept defeat already

Looool, what do you wana do with her number?

Are you trying to legalize zeena?

Leemah4u what has ahmed become?

He is flirting around even at your face.

Tell me this acceptable by you.
Tell me this is love.
Tell me you have no problem with this and i will tell you something.....

Modified*

How dare you challenge my loyalty, if you are testing my capability then you are testing my patience.

pinkiepetite:
hen hen chhhiiideee.......... isokay

Haba, shey i haff beg you nah.

Pinki omo to fayn gan

Ahmed4002:
God help you I don't have chidexSmokey phone number. I go dey flex calls with her always that she go even forget about you ND I go distract her

Have her number so that you can flash her phone till her battery runs down .

Sorry chidex don't entertain calls from anyone apart rrom zeez.

I would leave you to ruminate over that.

Ahmed4002:
I was in a special cell. Watching from every angle. And posting on different section.
My ban self it's so special.
Still going again sha soon

You next nairaland prison shall be 'panti'

You won't have access to any section.
I will be the one to impel your way there.

Yes i said it.

Ahmed4002:
See this one.
No be your mate dey sambisa . If you ki** go command on the front line.

You know i joke with everything but chidex.

I hate when you even flirt with her.

Yes i am jealous
And until i shoot someone before you guys understand how jealous i can be

pinkiepetite:
e je Dake! or else mo ma so nko to sele lale ana fun try me

Haaaa.
Ma se bo se to na.

Pinki pinki, omo to fayn

erisegun:
lolzzzzz!!! Touch and folow bawo?

Chidex na no go area o*

Na dat wan electronzeez fit tak scatter ground o*
Zeez fit die on top her mata *

Besides,omo mi na ni electronzeez*mi o le shi fun
Bo ti le je pe o ma n' be simi bi oya to wa lara logo puma

Thank God you know.

Go near her and i will ki*ll you.

Ahmed4002:
Lmao. Azeez has finally find my trouble

How was nairaland kirikiri like?

I would have prefer you spend weeks there