₦airaland Forum

Ahmed4002:
I was in a special cell. Watching from every angle. And posting on different section.
My ban self it's so special.
Still going again sha soon

You next nairaland prison shall be 'panti'

You won't have access to any section.
I will be the one to impel your way there.

Yes i said it.

Ahmed4002:
See this one.
No be your mate dey sambisa . If you ki** go command on the front line.

You know i joke with everything but chidex.

I hate when you even flirt with her.

Yes i am jealous
And until i shoot someone before you guys understand how jealous i can be

pinkiepetite:
e je Dake! or else mo ma so nko to sele lale ana fun try me

Haaaa.
Ma se bo se to na.

Pinki pinki, omo to fayn

erisegun:
lolzzzzz!!! Touch and folow bawo?

Chidex na no go area o*

Na dat wan electronzeez fit tak scatter ground o*
Zeez fit die on top her mata *

Besides,omo mi na ni electronzeez*mi o le shi fun
Bo ti le je pe o ma n' be simi bi oya to wa lara logo puma

Thank God you know.

Go near her and i will ki*ll you.

Ahmed4002:
Lmao. Azeez has finally find my trouble

How was nairaland kirikiri like?

I would have prefer you spend weeks there

erisegun:
o so ri re omo yi

yio so orike boo

pinki se ike lori e ni

erisegun:
I knw say dem dy play PS 4ur head

epele. Awon aye to dial number yin, etun wa pick e.

leemah4u:
emi o ri irumole ri debi pe mamo nnkan ti won je

oti advance niyen.

Oro madiye re ko mo asa orinrin bora kuro leyin ya e

joyjoomla:
Gomina Fayose lo lori awon irunmole naa.
*so u r telling us stylishly pe inu egbe kan ni iwo ati Fayose wa*

egbe?
Fayose?
Edakun tori tolun kini wi?

Ahmed4002:
M serving a ban

na God go judge that mod we put you for nairaland kirkiri .

joyjoomla:
Hahaaaa........alaseju niyin baba. No 1da ta'won omo kekeeke fin peyin la'gbaya.

egbon odaipe enu yin yen man jo

leemah4u:
awon aye fe mu wine abi

se iwo oti ri irunmole to je fryd rice ri?

Ahmed4002:
Electronzeez keep making fun of me and my halima.

Don't worry

my halimah sound romantic.

Ewo.

joyjoomla:
Omo ti a n bayi, to n waronki......?

iru omoun ole gboro 'faa'

joyjoomla:
Alatenuje re oo.....!

egbon shoro leyi te so kale yii

leemah4u:
alfa babalawo, ko si eyan Olohun mo, e ba sope enwa nnkan igbeyawo eyin ati chidex

Loooooooooooooooooooool.

leemah4u:
awo omode ni, ki gbogbo yin ko wo inu ara yinn, ko si nkan ti e ma se, Alfa Azeez eyin na gba nnkan etutu

awon aye fe se
#A15party

doublezero7:
*BREAKING NEWS*

I just got an sms from NYSC notifying me of my state of deployment! I have been posted to OSUN STATE and I'm to resume on the 5th of May, 2015.

Has anyone gotten theirs?

picture of the call up sms or letter or......

joyjoomla:
Looto looto awon aye against love affairs yin.
Aabeta ketete lo sa'wo awon agba.

Erisegun, Electronzeez, ki ni kan mu wa fun etutu?

origun mesan
ori akala meridinlogun
apere eko nkan
epo pupa garawa mejila
malu dudu kan
agbo fun fun nkan
akuko to ni kimi eyo kan.

Lobatan

ao ba ahmed be awon agba.

leemah4u:
mtchew oniranu

lol. You can jealous.

It is allowed.

Remember i'm still coming for dinner.

leemah4u:
@ last chidex is here, make she keep u company so dat we can sinmi

my dearest is back, now you can all sleep with your two eyes.

Ko kan aye.

pinkiepetite:
elenu apere he got dat from you

se shegun lon fe bayi ni. Abi ewo ni gboro mideleru ti tie.

Se igo ti shegun fun e lon je ko ma support e

leemah4u:
ahmed say dem ban am o, Wetin u fit do him, shakara

ewo!
Which section? Tell em to mail those mod that like flexing power.

, ahmed is e-dumb. He can hear but can't speak.

That is like beating a child and telling him not to cry..buhahahahaha.


Chidexsmokey welcome.

**Chop kiss**

leemah4u:
Wetin u be boyyyyyy

And leemah is testing my patience.

I will avenge the use of your loose word on ahmed, i bet you.

leemah4u:
segun ooo, dis boy go beat u, na y u dey fear him on top ur basket mouth

ewo!
I never knew segun got a basket mouth in yoruba words elenu apere.

As for calling me a boi. Dont do that again.;>;> haleemah8-)

erisegun:
iffa nod u

with your coconut head abi.

DamiEsan:
*side eyes*
Idi mi ko, oju e ni
*flips weave*...woju oooo

*bai*

you keep flipping weave every now and then.
What happens to shuku, pateeeewooooh,
kojusoko,
kojusota

femolala001:
Lol! Good postings or favourable posting is when u are being deployed to a state or place that will make one year of ur life meaningful. Someone can be posted to sambisa forest and may still be favourable to him or her..lol

You definetly know what you are saying.

Keep it up.

femolala001:
Fellow Prospective corp members, as we are all aware that today is the final day of online registration, I hope we all are ready and good to go. I wish everyone a favourable posting as we await our call up letters. Cheers

what would you term by good posting sir.

leemah4u:
mttcchhheewww, na erisegun I go send to u, seeegggguuuunnnn oooo, coma treat dis guy Bleep up 4 me

errm am back, is shegun your new body guard?

Loooooool, i go beat am with em dry chest.

leemah4u:
mttcchhheewww, na erisegun I go send to u, seeegggguuuunnnn oooo, coma treat dis guy Bleep up 4 me

see you and that segun after salah!:p

olalekan225:
Pls guys what's CPIS

corps producing institutions

leemah4u:
see him 4 dream abi, Shebi na u be matchmaker u suppose knw wia he dey, so greet him 4 me

no vex, i know no say u don over miss am.

Mo jeri oremi.....ekun fun re..loooool