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Horlawoomey:
From my observation, 4 of my friends in my department that have a first name starting with A ended up in ABIA state. I think its a kind of programme or let me say instruction given to the system that enables such selection, it was funny in camp to see so many WASIUs, UMARs, YETUNDEs, VIVIANs, USMANs, YEWANDEs, TAOFEEKs, YUSUFs, ZAINABs, ZUBAIR and so on. Those are the premises behind my logic.

oh Lord give me any state with the initial A but adamawa...loooooool.
Thanks bro, ur head de dr!.

Horlawoomey:
Yes everything is calm and peaceful, just checking on you guys.

As you guys are looking forward to obeying the clarion call, I just want to urge you people to not go over board in trying to influence your posting, if it will come easy please do but be very sure of where you are going, a friend that influenced his to ABJ is currently facing accomodation challenges.

I stood on not influencing mine and that landed me in Zamfara and truth be told I wanted to regret it in the first place due to the harsh weather here, but of recent what I am seeing is a better service year ahead. The accomodation is good and free, free breakfast, electricity is nice, I don't spend on transport fare and the workload is very small.

What I also noticed is that majority of people in the Zamfara camp have a first st name starting with T, U, V, W, Y Z, infact there are so many Victors and victorias in the camp that we had up to 7 victors and 5 victorias in my platoon. So if your first name start with any of those alphabets and you don't want to influence your posting, be ready for Zamfara or Yobe.

Will be back
Goodnight house.

nice observation bro, i've all my names starting with the alphabet A.....can you forsee or forcast the likely state i might end up serving according to your forensic zamfara observation??....lol,thanks

Horlawoomey:
Shoutout to the whole A15 house, hope you guys are having a nice time out there, especially my bosses

noordean
Electronzeez
nigerdeltaboi
richybanky,
Handsome dudes and beautiful duchesses in the house.

Zamfarakopa greeting

senior corper i greet thee sir!!.
Thanks for checking on us.

nickusoro:
Cool. Still sticking with my iPhone6. Thanks

oh you can say that, i think it is a flawless victory for apple this time but i don't like device that are virtually not expandable. #teamsamsung.

Apple recently unleashed its first phablet on the
world and it’s an impressive device. But
Samsung more or less invented the phablet and
though its Note 4 is its flagship phablet the
upcoming Galaxy A7 has a more premium and
stylish build, making it a valid alternative to the
iPhone 6 Plus. So how do these two stylish
devices compare? Read on to find out.
Apple iPhone 6 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy A7 –
Build
The Apple iPhone 6 Plus is an incredibly good
looking phone, with an aluminium frame and
curved edges leaving it looking and feeling great.
Its dimensions are impressive too, as while it’s
large at 158.1 x 77.8mm it’s only 7.1mm thick.
The Samsung Galaxy A7 is also clad in metal,
but the shape is less rounded and it doesn’t
come across as quite as premium as the iPhone
6 Plus. It’s also lighter at just 141g (the 6 Plus
is 172g). Light can sometimes be good but with
a large screen and a metal build a certain
amount of weight is expected and without it a
phone can feel cheap.
What it does have going for it though is a
relatively compact build, at 151 x 76.2 x 6.3mm,
so it’s shorter, slimmer and thinner than the
iPhone 6 Plus, despite having the same size
screen. Those are all points in its favour, but
overall the iPhone 6 Plus is probably the better
looking phone.
Apple iPhone 6 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy A7 –
Display
The iPhone 6 Plus has a 5.5-inch 1080 x 1920
IPS LCD display with a pixel density of 401 pixels
per inch, while the Samsung Galaxy A7 has a
5.5-inch 1080 x 1920 Super AMOLED display
with a pixel density of 401 pixels per inch. So the
two phones have screens of exactly the same
size and resolution but they’re not completely
identical.
The actual display technology is different, with
the iPhone 6 Plus using IPS LCD and the Galaxy
A7 using Super AMOLED. The 6 Plus delivers
natural colours and good contrast and while we
haven’t gone hands-on with the Galaxy A7 yet
using Super AMOLED means it’s likely to have
brighter, richer colours, but potentially less
accurate ones.
Apple iPhone 6 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy A7 –
Power
The Apple iPhone 6 Plus has a 1.4GHz dual-core
Apple A8 processor and 1GB of RAM, while the
Samsung Galaxy A7 has either a Snapdragon 615
processor if you buy the dual SIM model or an
Exynos 5 processor if you buy the single SIM
one. Both are octa-core chips, but the
Snapdragon one has four cores clocked at
1.5GHz and four at 1.0GHz, while the Exynos
one has four cores at 1.8GHz and four at
1.3GHz.
So the Exynos 5 version should be faster and
that’s likely to be the model that lands in the
UK, as we rarely get dual SIM phones. Whichever
one we get though it will have 2GB of RAM.
On paper then the Samsung Galaxy A7 should be
a fair bit more powerful than the iPhone 6 Plus,
but in practice we’d be surprised if it can match
that phones slick performance.
Apple iPhone 6 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy A7 –
Camera
The Apple iPhone 6 Plus only has an 8 megapixel
camera but it’s capable of taking highly
impressive photos. That’s helped by the fact
that it has optical image stabilisation and a
dual-LED flash, to ensure colours stay natural
even when shooting with artificial light. It can
also shoot 1080p video at 60fps and has a 1.2
megapixel front-facing camera.
The Samsung Galaxy A7 has a 13 megapixel
main snapper, but there’s no optical image
stabilisation here and only a single LED flash. Its
video recording skills are more limited too as it’s
capped at 1080p at 30fps. The front-facing
camera is a solid 5 megapixels though, so while
its main camera is less impressive than the one
on the iPhone 6 Plus it should be better for
selfies.
Apple iPhone 6 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy A7 –
Battery life, memory and connectivity
The iPhone 6 Plus has a fairly large 2915 mAh
juice pack which can last for up to 24 hours of
talk time or 384 hours of standby. The Samsung
Galaxy A7 has a rather smaller 2600 mAh
battery. Samsung hasn’t stated how long lasting
the battery is but we’d expect it won’t hold up
as well as the iPhone 6 Plus.
The 6 Plus comes in a choice of 16, 64 or 128GB
of storage, but that’s not expandable, while the
Galaxy A7 has just 16GB of storage but it also
has a microSD card slot with support for cards of
up to 64GB.
Both phones support Wi-Fi, 3G, 4G and Bluetooth
4.0, but the Galaxy A7 also supports NFC and
while the iPhone 6 Plus does have an NFC chip
it’s only useable for Apple Pay.
Apple iPhone 6 Plus vs Samsung Galaxy A7 –
Conclusion
The Samsung Galaxy A7 looks like a promising
handset, with one of Samsung’s most premium
builds yet, but it doesn’t quite have flagship
specs and while the screen is a match for the
iPhone 6 Plus its performance and camera are
unlikely to be.
It also still doesn’t look quite as good as the
iPhone 6 Plus and lacks the Touch ID fingerprint
scanner of Apple’s phone. On the other hand it’s
also likely to be a lot cheaper. The iPhone 6 Plus
starts at £619, which is pricey even for a
flagship and while the price of the Galaxy A7
hasn’t yet been confirmed its specs should
position it below most flagships, so we’d expect
it will cost under £500, possibly well under.
As such it doesn’t need to match up to the
iPhone 6 Plus in other ways. If you want a
flagship phablet and don’t want an iPhone then
the Note 4 is a better choice, but if you want to
save some money or get a more premium build
you’re unlikely

/1AnzTSP http://www.3g.co.uk/PR/Jan2015/iphone-6-plus-vs-samsung-galaxy-a7-two-stylish-phablets-go-head-to-head.html

fornnygee:
I sincerely doubt if Osinbanjo has an in depth knowledge of Power generation, transmission, distribution, National grid and security philosophy. There is need for him to consult a subject matter expert to educate him more on this before making promises that he cannot fulfil. In this case I would not like to dwell much on his topic but let me point out one important thing about transmission. There is no Nation that will hand over her national grid transmission to a private investor for security reasons. The basic thing is that the government takes up a high equity stake, changes some of the policies that makes transmission unattractive to investors, increase our transmission network and redesign our transmission network to a ring network topography.

nice point there bro...he surely don't know what power is.
But i disagree with you on this, our transmission should never be in ring architecture, i believe you are aware of the pros and cons of ring connection?.

gogochocolate:
he is simply continuing what the present government is doing. First he forgets that electricity is generated at individual power stations but still transmitted to the national pool for distribution across nigeria. How is he going to change this network architecure and which distribution network is he going to use. Does he know the consequences of privatizing the transmission network with respect to national security. Osibanjo power is not law please don't delve into what you don't know just to appear popular.

when i heard him said the same thing on channels then i know osinbajo or apc has got no serious plan on power.before anyone quote me,i'm no pro pdp.

The Ipp project could only serve an alternative it can never surpass the electricty transmitted by the national control center(NCC).
The only way the fedral government can continue managing the bulk transportation of power is to maintain the cordinating role of the NCC.

ladokuntlad:
Am here lovely.

Na leg i wan use trek go dubai, na hin custom catch me with gbana ooo for boda.
Bt i thnk God say i don dey delivered shaa....


Hapi new year to all in d house ooo.


Its really been a while here.

And d gospel is that I av quit mai gbana afta slaps and koboko .

Behold, old things av passed away and all things av bcom new.


Missed d likes of naijadeltaboi, rmfunky, tolustx, sheyman4phy, noordean, dparagon, richybanky, kingphilip, analystshariff, rusa, zenopee dhikirulahi, benebaby77, ahmed40007....... and d freshers in d house

And mai ONE and ONLY.......pinkiepetite.

Missing u all like batch A15...

looooooooooool,welcome back...pinkiepetite should be happy now.

You still haven't say your birthday wishes to chidex....make i arrange you my own slap??

ugojamali:
I hope their Miranda rights were read to them before they were arrested.
read gini

Anyway as a lawyer I've decided to offer my legal services to the rams. I urge the accused to remain quiet and make no incriminating statements.

loooooooooooooool

temmym3:
Oh please. Enough of ignorance. Why the lies. It is annoying. You don't sound like someone who handled a cloned device, that is if you even recognise one. No offence but people like you are the ones who gets duped easily when those under bridge boys shows you a samsung device and presses either *#06# (imei) and *#1234# and you still carry fake phone away.

No one is arguing about *#1234# not being a samsung code, it is a general samsung code. All am saying is that it works on cloned devices as well. It is embedded on the firmware and not on the board itself. That is why it changes when you flash a different firmware.

who will deliver this member of house of correction from his ignorance?,

*#0*# is a Samsung "smartphone" test code. It is written on all the smartphone circuits and not on the firmware like *#1234#. Quite hard for cloned device makers to copy correctly.[/quote]sorry to burst your bubble the code *#0*# works on samsung c5212,c3212 and these phones are not smart........i will continue to expose your ignorance.


And where did u get E1160 from Jesus. Is that supposed to be a smartphone? Which era are u from. Lol.

Oga, stick to repairing your E1160, Nokia 3310 and the likes D;[/quote]Are you saying that there is no samsung phone with the model code E1160? Point out where i called E1160 a premium phone....you reek ignorance bro.
Smartphones isnt your way. I wish i knew you when i wanted to sell my old cloned S4. Na you for buy am. Sebi na code u wan press. Lol.
[/quote]can we rendezvous for us to put your assertion to test?




Lol. No one asked if you visited google anyway, but since you decided to confess, then dont just pour Google documents down, use the codes on the said devices first. Experience is the key. Local gsm (E1160) Engnr. No offence [/quote]the question was how to identify a original samsung S5 phone from a fake one, my reply was to try the *#1234# on 'ANY' samsung phone.please kindly point out where i centered my answer to premium phones?, it is either you are visually impaired or you care not to read that..........that is where you get me wrong in the first place.
I won't be hurt for calling me a local engineer...it's allowed and there is no point proven to you anything since you don't even know E1160 is a model from samsung.

Btw,why don't you meet with the man you call a local engineer to see his nokia touch light shop you know?.

Acidosis:
You don't need a prophet to show you a fake S5.


Do clone S5s possess the S health (with functional heart rate sensor)?

Do clone S5s possess the fingerprint function?

How about IR Blaster?

Can a cloned S5 survive under water?

I'm typing this on a galaxy S5, and simultaneously watching a movie. A cloned S5 will never do this. Even if a cloned S5 posses all these, the makers won't sell at N20k, not even N70k.

Simply Google S5, read about it, and don't base your judgement on mere LOOKS or Codes.

that is a very good point there......temmy bn tink say i de brag...how won't i identify a phone i dissasemble and assemble and even browse through the U.I and hardware almost everyday.

I don't need to google anything to base my fact temmy,i'm just telling you what i know......no be braggadocio.

temmym3:
The Engineer! being an engineer doesnt make you an optional personality to cloned phones, except if you want to start opening up the device before purchase. only the experienced people can tell you. I had my hands on cloned Galaxy S3mini, galaxy s3, galaxy s4, Galaxy ace, note 2, Xperia Z2 and an HTC one. Chinese cloned device has 2 species, The 1st grade and the 2nd grade. You can hardly tell the difference in a cloned Galaxy device and the original. ALL CODES WORKS ON 1st GRADE china phones bro, even the air gestures on the galaxy s4 cloned is sharper than that of the original.
Are u sure you have had your hands on a cloned samsung phone? if yes, you should know *#1234 # works. only brings the firmware details which is useless.
I ll prefer the code *#0* # to check my samsung hardware instead of a firmware code. am sure our engineer above doesnt even know that code.

This is no competition, oga, get a cloned phone and check that your highly trusted code and see if it works or not. if you are really an engineer, then unscrew to check if the IC is that of samsung before you press the codes, come back here and feed me back. it is that simple.

Well, you dont have to get there before you download an app. if I am buying a samsung and am goin without my pc, I will download a GENUINE GALAXY unto my memory card before hand, get to the phone store and during device checkin, insert the card on d phone and install the app. There u go, u just saved myself the embarrassment of buying a fake phone. ( if you dont know how to download an app over to the sd card via playstore, then ask or check via google)

cool down bro. if you dont get the method of checking via the PC. you should have asked for a detailed explanation.


The man on the street can always tell the actual size of the pictures he snapped of course. Go back and read what I wrote on the picture. no offence sir.

i repeat i'v tried this code on many clone samsung phones and nothing pops out.....the code *#0*# is for quality check code for samsung..i.e to test reciever,speaker,touch pad,sleep mode and vibration..etc
the code *#0*# does not work on all samsung phones..e.g E1160

You might be suprise i know about the code *#0283#..the loop back testing code.
Kindly give me one clone samsung phones to try my afforementiond code on.thank u.
Btw, stop replying me with epistle...keep it short and simple.

who gave you the third party software you are flaunting here...lol...if you need a genuie samsung firmware...see me outside nairaland...*wink*
#nohardfeeling bro....mind u i'm calm sir..hehehehehehehehe

deracathy:
HahahahahahaHahahahahaha
No be small

omo e no funny oo.

Horlawoomey:
Don't mind those Yeye people, I really feel for you guys, we serving Corp members are even doing nothing tangible, just waste of time. Bro just get busy with your time and probably runs NYSC to your state of choice.

thanks bro...if it is getting busy,i'm extra busy, it just din't feel cool not serving when you are suppose to.

All is well.......how is it going in zamfara?? Shey u go bring home mata??..lol.

kingphilip:
the last time I checked they've stopped issuing gun license
Maybe lemme send u back to dat place n have chidex all day to myself


u called me server? do worst and have yourself blamed

....................shhhhhhhhhhh!!!!, don't disturb the party, if you are drunk look for someone to drive you home. Yes you are drunk!!, how could you think of having chidex to yourself when i'm alive??.


If three different ban that reeks kingphilip doings can't put a stop to my action on nairaland then a million can't start up a reaction.

Between, who gave you the ethanol in your hand? This party is suppose to be holy.

okirewaju:
Tried this one my phone and it worked

your phone is samsung i guess?

temmym4:
Bro, chinese galaxy clones have gone wiser, all the codes works now, trust me.

@Op. The first and easiest way to check if your device is fake or not is the camera/picture quality, especially in a low light condition. Even a Tecno picture quality is superb compared to it. you will notice the picture taking a small amount of data size in KB even at the maximum camera resolution, for example, if you snap a picture with an 8megapixel resolution and its size is around 400KB or below. then you have just been cloned.

Download an app called GENUINE GALAXY from the playstore, install and check, the app checks the device hardware and tells you if you have got the original or the opposite. ( note that it only works for S3, S4, S5 and and note 2 devices)


If you are an experienced Android user

A cloned Galaxy will boot into recovery but will never boot into Odin/download mode. I wont consider doing this if you havent paid for the phone simply because if you try to boot a cloned device into recovery/Odin and it fails, you will end up bricking the device and when you do a hard reset, the SAMSUNG splashscreen and startUp image is gone leaving you with the Open source "Android" logo. simply because the samsung items were placed manually into the phone via rooting and not an original Samsung firmware. Trust me, you might have some troubles with the seller if he noticed and you will be forced to buy the device.

Thirdly, if you have a laptop, connect that phone into the PC and check for the drivers that begins to install (at the bottom right corner of your pc) automatically your PC should start searching/trying to install a driver with the tag SAMSUNG. if you get something like "MTK" or a chinese written letters, you are holding a fake device. and it will never connect with any samsung/ODIN Software.

i stand to be corrected sir.......the code i gave out is particular to samsung alone....it can never work on any china phone......bring your proof if you think otherwise.

I just gave the op the quickest way to know....laptop What would you do with that sir??, downloading application??...you won't have the chance to do all this at the point of buying the phone......
Camera quality? The man on the street can't even tell the significance of dot-pitch to pixel in imaging....

kingphilip:
ask her nw
she has shifted u to the back burner

Go dance with someone else mister man.....may i remind you that i've just been license to make use of my newly bought 'Mark IV'. Not only the nigeria force use guns you know? License nigerians like me do.
Especially when we are currently in the time of proliferation of light weapon.

Ahmed4002:
Happy birthday chidexsmokey

no smoke please nor e cigarette.
Wishing you many more years ahead . cc electro Azeez e. boy friend. just try to host us here

kingphilip come over here and serve this brother .....soft drink sir??

sheyman4phy:
Make chidexsokey throw somtn for boys here o...here too dull ,we need spirits(ororo)

Ahmed4002:
Happy birthday chidexsmokey

no smoke please nor e cigarette.
Wishing you many more years ahead . cc electro Azeez e. boy friend. just try to host us here

lets keep it holy sir...soft drink?

Electronzeez your host and guide, feel welcome.

mrPero:
It's now official. ... 5th may...... naim b say federal government tailors don dey sew my khaki..... if any of dem dey nairaland. .. abeg see my measurements oo --waiist 35, length 39 , de leg abeg giv me 12..... boot size 40....

waist 35? Oboiiiiiiiiiiiii

pinkiepetite:
eyah happy birthday chidexsmokey! long life and prosperity. many more years in good health and in wealth amen!

Any other electronzeez is a counterfiet na only u fit do dis kind thing na! u appreciated! abeg help me drag ladokunlad where ever he dey. have fun chidexsmokey

ladokuntald ajo odabi ile...no matter where u de make u no forget area e....na batch A15, i know u fiiti reach us anywr u de e.......thanks to sound sultan for those lines.

pinkiepetite:
u can jealous sha

if marking my territory from 'predators' means jealousy....so be it....how have u been dear?.

kingphilip:
Happy birthday my ONE and ONLY 'chidexsmokey'
a bigger you I pray dear

Today is her birthday, i wouldn't want to create a scene, becareful the way you use the words in capital.
Btw, i did not call you out to throw your pseudo-love rhymes but to send her birthday wishes.....hehehehehehe
the words in capital is a sheer symbol to get me talking shey?

biggmusty:
You would make sure the fone is off totally.. then u press the volume up + power button + home key at d samevtime together. That will take u into recovery

this process is applicable to most android phones. What you just stated is to set an android phone to dowload mode in other to upgrade the software.

I stated the much easier way above....effort recommended though.

To identify any original samsung phone kindly type this code *#1234#, if nothing pops out on the screen...then it's fake.

When you try that code on any samsung phone...it would give you the device version(model-code)......thank me later.

Good morning e- fam.
In no particular order the following monikers should fall out,crawl out,fly out,walk out,drive out,sail out from the planet,cave,atmosphere,location they have been hidding.

Either you are above see level or below sea level, kindly join me to send a warm BIRTHDAY wishes to 'chidexsmokey'
Cc: naijadeltaboi,rmfunky,pinkiepetite,ladokuntlad,tolustx,sheyman4phy,noordean,dparagon,richybanky,kingphilip,analystshariff,rusa,zenopee dhikirulahi,benebaby77,ahmed40007.......
Bc; the entire batch A15 family.

As today 17th january mark chidexsmokey's birthday, i'm e-sending her my heart felt greetings and wishes. Wishing you a blissful birthday and a long meaningful life and uninterrupted prosperity.

Enjoy your day.

50calibre:
Here is one of the instances where she's tried to educate the retardeen, but his block head just won't assimilate anything.

Loooooooooooool, c'mon!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahaha.

benebaby77:
Alright, bro. I will be looking forward to see your own literary works

kosi giri omo ilumi.emi ntire iwo ntemi.

NYSC dislocating my plans since i graduated with thier time-table.

benebaby77:
You must be stingy and selfish, you were enjoying the intriguing literary works of E.paul, and you felt unconcerned to invite me while I was having boring moments. lol.

I loved reading literary works, but I don turn a lazy one now when it comes to that. To read literary works nah Herculean toast for me.....

This supposed to be my first time I would register for voter card, but I no fit stand the kind queue wey dem do every day for my area go pass 10 hours before e go reach me. This is why I didn't register for voter card.

How is weather over there jare? Bro

Looooooooooool, Nah, i aint selfish bro, i normally share his diary and comment with my avid follower.
I got to know him during the nairaland inter schools debate......damn!!! He and his ally bagged the second runner up for delsu.

I've been visiting the registration center for a while now, i still cant find my name on the check list.i was told to check back on friday. If i still can't find my name i will let it slide.
Harmattan de lagos ohh.....now following.

benebaby77:
Ilorin no motiwa sugbon ABU,Zaria ni kawe mi... Eyin to egba eko abi idale, e soro damon..
Sunday dey boring jare, nah sleep I dey observe since morning no tangible things to do.

how was yours? I trust you had a fun-filled Sunday

i'd agree it was fun filled, i'm not really a fan of literature but ever since i've been following E.paul on nairaland my interest for literature is building up. That dude has a knack for writting, he's quite expose and much intelligent.

I would say he initiated me to the literary-cult.after series of procastination i finally joined the squad of those who have read "things fall apart".

The book is quite archaic shey?...don't mind me, what do you expect, i would be comfortable with any tech book anytime anyday.

I still haven't seen my permanent voters card oo...how about you?.

benebaby77:
Daadaa ni ile wa faaa, se Ilorin ni base si abi okan je omo Ilorin ni

ilorin ni moti kawe giga amo eko lo forimi sole si, ibeni mo dagbasi.

#Irepaj-city #omoekotoalargeextent.

How sunday for ur area bro?.