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PoliticsRe: 5 People Killed In Kodunga, Borno Bomb Blast by ElFabchuks(m): 10:39am On May 16, 2018
State of the nation: One week.. 100 troubles
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by ElFabchuks(m):
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TravelRe: Germany Set To Deport Over 30,000 Nigerians by ElFabchuks(m): 7:19am On May 16, 2018
Liberalhuh You're not sure of what you're saying.. Those people will deny you visa for coming 20secs late to your interview.. And you even have to know their language which is renowned for its difficulty
KinSlayer:
kk

on a serious note germany has always been liberal with immigration due to their tainted history. To the extent that a colombian drug lord sent his family to germany while he was at war in colombia. This is odd
TravelRe: Germany Set To Deport Over 30,000 Nigerians by ElFabchuks(m): 7:09am On May 16, 2018
My dream country
BusinessRe: Why Dangote Closed His Tomato Factory And Lessons You Can Learn From It by ElFabchuks(m): 5:46pm On May 12, 2018
I don't know who you are
But I will find you and I will give you an accolade you deserve
Solstar:
I love the way you ended it. It is not a spiritual attack, it is a religious attack.

Nigerians spend all their time fasting and praying and forget to get creative, then they run around to find fast money in order to buy imported food, cream, phone and wrist-watches so they dont have to waste time being creative when they should be worshipping God. Now churches run 5 services on Sundays, and a midweek service on wednesdays, not forgetting tarry nights and vigils.

The mohammedans are not left out, they pray a fuccking 5 times a day, and are constantly checking their time to make sure they dont miss a date with Allahu, what remains of their time is spent separating quarrels between their 4 wives, the rest is spent reminding the kids of the need to go to the Alfas and Imams for tutelages.

So, what time do we have to plant tomatoes or engineer apples that can grow on our climate.

We are not poor because we are religious, we are poor as a country because we have found an excuse in God.

Yet money does not grow on trees. Dangote should have known better. He has been making serious business mistakes of late, one of which is building $18B Refinery when electric cars and solar panels are the future. I really question the true source of his wealth. How are his projects finance ? From which sources ? He pays back loans at the speed of light, well, almost. Just to create impression of 'source' ? It could be these politicians just financing him till his retirement and eventual demise. It could just be a ponzi that takes money from early mules and paying the new politicians. I envy the man, I truly do, but if I have access to such money, then I should be able to buy up Nigeria and put everyone on a universal basic income from what I can do with that money.

As it is with the tomato factories, so will it be with the refineries in the next 20 yrs. This is the new world order.
EducationRe: You'd Be Surprised You Use These Words Everyday But They Do Not Exist by ElFabchuks(m): 8:44am On May 12, 2018
tobillionaire:
I also discovered there's nothing like 'welldone' undecided

PoliticsRe: Wike To Shut Down Port Harcourt Slaughter Market, Gives Traders 2 Weeks To Leave by ElFabchuks(m): 8:21pm On May 11, 2018
Can you imagine.. And I've been going through there to garrison everyday with phone and Earpiece on my hand.. Choi.. I don hear word now
bethyz:
Nice. Heared the Hausas came out with guns from the mosque to attack. Passed through there yesterday they destroyed government property. SARS are all around to monitor the area. Driving pass there you have to hide you phone even though you are in the car. That place is a mess.
CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu Storms Sierra Leone For Fatima Jabbe Maada Bio by ElFabchuks(m): 5:45pm On May 11, 2018
Oya dropout go dey mumu yourself na ;
Solidkay:
Been using his Mumunism to make cool cash for a long time.

You come tell me say na education be the key to success

Nah, not in Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Reacts After Davido 'Confirmed' Her Relationship With Wizkid by ElFabchuks(m): 5:15pm On May 11, 2018
They are fooling themselves

CelebritiesRe: Checkout Efe 2014 Throwback Photo by ElFabchuks(m): 3:56pm On May 10, 2018
No much difference.. Money no just gree change ein hard face.. It is strooonggg grin
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Nina Styled By Toyin Lawani In New Photoshoot… by ElFabchuks(m): 8:50am On Apr 30, 2018
If them just give am mic make she talk.. Slaying go finish grin
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Nina Styled By Toyin Lawani In New Photoshoot… by ElFabchuks(m): 8:50am On Apr 30, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Tobi And Alex Carrying Alex's Mother (Photo) by ElFabchuks(m): 8:47am On Apr 30, 2018
So this is all we'll be seeing on NL.. Bbnaija?
CelebritiesRe: Emma Ugolee: "Why Davido, Wizkid & Olamide Are The Biggest Acts In Nigeria" by ElFabchuks(m): 9:49am On Apr 17, 2018
True asf
RomanceRe: What To Do When Condom Stuck Inside You by ElFabchuks(m): 9:43am On Apr 17, 2018
Ayele ohhhgrin grin grin
Ever8054:
note:-this is for girls whose vagina is still tight and useful not those ones who can simply ask there partner to walk Into there vagina and bring out the condom.....
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Lolu’s Rumored Girlfriend, Dodo - Pictures by ElFabchuks(m): 9:21am On Apr 05, 2018
shocked
Music/RadioRe: Ugandan Authorities Shuts 23 Radio Stations For Promoting Witchcraft by ElFabchuks(m): 2:52pm On Mar 28, 2018
Witchcraft,Scam and African countries.. 5,6&7 grin
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Camera Man Mistakenly Shows Biggie On Tv by ElFabchuks(m): 7:36pm On Mar 01, 2018
femo86:
Dis one go soon enter FP.......

Biggie kor, Gala ni
You don off me grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Basel Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd November 2017 by ElFabchuks(m): 11:07pm On Nov 22, 2017
Look at what Manchester urinated caused embarassed[url][/url] cry
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PoliticsRe: Imo Statue Of Sa President Destroyed by ElFabchuks(m): 12:34pm On Nov 17, 2017
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Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by ElFabchuks(m): 9:30pm On Oct 02, 2017
Eke-ukwu market demolition... Much Worse.. When I Saw the lil boy's dead body cry.. Na when e dawn on me say anybody fit waste for there.. As area boys who took advantage of the chaos come wida me wan collect my phone with matchet n bottle.. I didn't even hesitate grin.. I hands up join
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Traumatic And Scariest Event You Have Ever Witnessed? by ElFabchuks(m): 9:30pm On Oct 02, 2017
Eke-ukwu market demolition... Much Worse.. When I Saw the lil boy's dead body cry.. Na when e dawn on me say anybody fit waste for there.. As area boys who took advantage of the chaos come wida me wan collect my phone with matchet n bottle.. I didn't even hesitate grin.. I hands up join
CelebritiesRe: Kelvin Ikeduba Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today (Photos) by ElFabchuks(m): 11:55am On Aug 21, 2017
Everyday is someone's birthday.. This shouldn't news
NYSCRe: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by ElFabchuks(m): 11:53am On Aug 21, 2017
It's so sad.. I can't believe someone with a brain as a human being typed this cry
ecoeco:
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Really

She is a super mom for training u in a cheap govt uni

No b her mate train their pikin Abroad

Dont go n look 4 job

B celebrating som1 dat failed in life

CHEAP MEDIOCRITY

Mtchewww


#Eco99#
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji And Her Family Elegant In Portrait Picture by ElFabchuks(m): 5:59pm On Aug 05, 2017
Bros you burst my brain grin
folakemigeh:
Lovely family, i never knew the Ikeji's were this much ooo


Just a single breadwinner in that family and they all ate bread and "belleful"


Maybe this was the miracle the bible was talking about Jesus feeding the multitude with 5loaves of bread
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blast Davido's American Passport by ElFabchuks(m): 11:23am On Jul 05, 2017
I don dieee grin grin grin grin grin.... Truly this one off me
Music/RadioRe: Mayorkun – Mama (Video) by ElFabchuks(m): 11:09am On Jul 05, 2017
We don tire for pon pon sound nah cry.. It have doo
CrimeRe: Chukwudi Dumeme Onuamadike Evans Mansion & Its Interior (Photos, Video) by ElFabchuks(m): 9:01pm On Jun 12, 2017
The most stupid comment I seen since i joined nairaland.. Btw the above mentioned can't even be called or classified as a youth you mini retard
chuksanambra:
Behind every successful ipod yoot... is a long list of crimes.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs In Nigeria Are For Children - If You Have Crossed 30 Move Ahead by ElFabchuks(m): 5:07pm On May 14, 2017
Absolutely true..
RomanceRe: IS IT A Bad Thing To Help Neighbour Remove Underwear During Rain ?? by ElFabchuks(m): 4:15pm On May 02, 2017
grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O Kanayo Pictured With A Lady With Thick Camel Toe by ElFabchuks(m): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2017
Perverts everywhere
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