Works like magic, i just got one to verify my Paypal.

KINGinVAHALA:

Hmmmm!
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
1. To every thing there is a season, and a time to
every purpose under the heaven:
2. A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to
plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3. A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break
down, and a time to build up;
4. A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to
mourn, and a time to dance;
5. A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather
stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to
refrain from embracing;
6. A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep,
and a time to cast away;
7. A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep
silence, and a time to speak;
8. A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war,
and a time of peace.

cultist turned pastor.... hallelujah!....

ha ha ha ....

fücking retards errywhere.... for a measely 50k... you are denying your cult group??


[size=18pt]vindicate your self.....

tell me kinginvahala are you or are you not a cultist?[/size]

ha ha ha...

cultist?..interesting.

lol,i wonder why saintsamurai no contest oh i forgot. the contest na for people wey get life...

whats happening?....


this is interesting i swear. he is still making threats on a thread he created for sympathy... am soo dissapointed....smh

[b]Lol...so its here after all.... After soo many scandals and stuff Mimzy don take over ooo... Lanicky dey try too sha

Anyhow I vote
Ivvy
Mimzy
Lanicky
Cc: nljega

Lol,see all of una bad bad children,

Lalasticlala have you seen this hilarious thread yet?

slyIsaac:
Uhm fearlesschicken,I'll advise yhu to play Andrew belle in my veins as yhu read tis
Oh Fearlesschicken,
I admit ts a weird moniker,but tats all I needed to be *captured*...N who says weird isn't good..
Albeit I can't put a face to yhur wonderfully crafted moniker,Am positive I wouldn't be disappointed when I gaze into yhur eyes deep into yhur Angelic Soul
I can't promise yhu heaven on earth,but I can promise to be with yhu hand in hand as we explore tis crazy world together ,To cry with yhu in unhappy times and to laugh at yhur dry jokes (Pun intended ).
I want to be the reason yhu smile in the mornings,I want mine to to be tat voice tat sings yhu to sleep...
I will be yhur leader,yhur follower,yhur knight in shining armour
Just give me a chance lemme show Yhu how much yhu mean to me

One of the best attempts ave seen yet,But you know say tis babe no dey smile na ...

Lalasticlala na There's no harm in people like me wey no sabi to sabi....fp


EL_Grande

Lol,The devil giveth with the right hand and taketh with the left

fearlesschicken:


Are you insane?

You have gotten my attention now. Hope you are happy?

I find this extremely hilarious and immature.

A person who is mature and in the right state of mind won't go around making threads like this to gain people's attention...


I don't know where you came up with the silly notion that I hate you, I just don't reply to mentions that don't seem needful or important.

Just stop following me around okay! It's annoying and frustrating to stalk people.

Seriously....you are just lucky am not in my blast/bad/overly harsh mood today. Please just stop annoying me, as am being nice now....

love ko love ni.....smh!!

Lol slyisaac I no tell you, he he he. The bae is exploding just as I predicted,BTW does jacy know you don fall in "love" with another person for nairaland I go call her o


Aunty you actually thought he was been Serious?? He's 'bursting your balls'
And you don use all these fancy words 'break the nigga's heart'

slyIsaac:

The fluttering of butterfly wings is not powerful enough to express tis thing am feeling ...disclaimer: Ts not only locusts o!..There dragonflies in here too...even bees

Lol, This is serious o.I Still dey wait for her.

slyIsaac:

The only breed wey dey make locust the fly for my stomach

I think say na butterfly they fly for stomach before,why is Your own locust...??

Lol,You and this chicken again...she go explode when she comes here now...make I wait dey observe from here

slyIsaac:


Dude were yhu been?..how's work n yhur bae

Bro work fine,bae.is aiit....I hve been here n there Mods no gree unban me

slyIsaac:
Isn't it obvious...Am in love!!

Lol,na she fine pass na...

Iamlordgee:

You think Lalasticlala is someone? Really?
How many of you know that Lalasticlala is only
an online app designed for tapping trending
pictures from twitter handles with certain
celebrity and political tags?
It is also an app that scans NL for front page
requests. Recently upgraded to include traffic
tweets from @gidi_traffic.
Come to think of it, or do you think any human
being would actually sit in front of his laptop
24/7 with 360degrees twitter surveillance and
NL post surveillance in a country of little or no
power supply plus very high cost of fuel? Yet
not even have his own opinions shared online? I
mean, we read seuns posts in dog or advert
sections, we read ishiloves post in romance
section...(I guess)....but this lala of a stick...all
you see is that if he is viewing a thread, two
things are about to happen, it's either that
thread goes down or it makes front page...or
better still, someone somewhere in Nigeria gets
a ban...hehehehe
Or you see programmed comments like "pls
include a source in your write up" signalling that
the app is about to take you to FP. Lol
Oh give me a break you dogmatist. Let's be
realistic for once okay?
Is there really anyone behind that moniker cos I
think it's just an app.

You still they ask me?..I thought you were so sure with all the sh!t your wrote up there...
Lalastic.lala is a person oga if you've been on NL long enough you'll know #itooknow.
Even if its an app its still lala that's managing it

In lagos!! Everybody is moving TOO FAST!!!!!

Lalasticlala

I can wiggle my ears

halfricanadian:


Very very funny P*ssy nigga u wud just let me end up taking all of ur nine lives

Gehn gehn sister Yaff vex.....#painment

slyIsaac:
Ahh hungry dey outside oo...dem no dey go church like tis...


Omg!! See cruzita behind there....see halfricanadian wearing a leopard dress...wait she's pregnant??...

If yhu strain yhur eyes a little yhu'll see jadekitana she's the one picking her nose...

Specially that halfricanadian chick,Do you know how many nl guys don do nasty things with her on here,,,,,she was bound to get belle somehow lol,,,,,,,na joke o.

Lalasticlala but why

slyIsaac:

The same way yhu were minding YHUR own ??Chaii
if yhu get house girl she go suffer o
Speaking of copying am almost sure yhu learnt about the term 'inferior complex' on Tis thread...Don't sweat it sweetie,I get it yhu want me to feel bad ,I do,I feel bad for yhu

TWo bottles for 'YHU' Man

Jadekitana:


Yours is natural, his own is....... well I don't know what to call it.

Sister go and sit down joor...no body is born with a writing. Style,My cousin brother is married to an american and she doesn't type at all like queenvalerie so how would you know what is natural and what is not.
Slyisaac thanks for explaining to Our sweet QueenValerie
Abi do you think he is trying to type like you?

This thread sef is totally FP worthy but since it doesn't have tonto dike's pant or jamb in it...No show

QueenValerie:
"The famous American "? Explain!!

Don't worry about it

slyIsaac:

Lol,Oga Were yhu come dey since last year...No test yhur Veto* power again o
Wait na yhu mail me yday??

Yeah to tell you to accept my request on your bbm
No mind all these people joor na so them they do lol at "OMNI KNOWEST" and I don't see anything wrong with the way you dey type I enjoy it sef,
#Awonhaters