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RomanceRe: Things Ladies Should Stop Doing If They Don't Have Plans For A Guy by Elibornjohn(m): 11:57pm On Apr 23, 2016
The truth is painful but must be spoken nonetheless. I've heard some complaints from some friends plus some of my past experiences. Ladies, if you don't have plans for a guy stop the following:
1.Stop calling him "sweet names"like dearie,sweetheart, honey,love etc.
We know you're a "lovie duvie" but biko, control it enh...don't give him false hope. Let friends be friends NOT lovers.Unless you want to switch over,then you open up.
2.Stop visiting him on skimpy clothes and buttoned shirts, especially when you're 'courageous.
You visit a guy whose ear fb has filled with topics like'How ladies behave when they want to get laid".If you don't have plans for him,quit sending those signals. Remember:To every sequence,there is a consequence.
3.Stop getting jealous when you see him with other girls
You don't want to marry him, yet you get jealous when he's making headway, relationship-wise. You're not his mother, biko.
RomanceRe: FOOD 4 THOUGHT ::: by Elibornjohn(m): 7:05pm On May 29, 2015
If u want 2catch a dog,u will use bone if u want 2catch a rat, u will use fish if u want 2catch a fish,u will use hook if u want 2catch a man,u will use a woman if u want 2catch a woman,what will u use?
RomanceRe: Two Heart Breaks Within 7 Months by Elibornjohn(m): 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2014
TWO HEARTBREAKS IN A YEAR. Well, that's what it really was, no kidding, I'm not gonna pretend its a story about someone in particular,cos its about me,yes MOI.It started without me ever wanting it.It started with mita,I never really liked her but I jokingly told a frnd of mine that she was an admirable girl and he went ahead to do all the work for me, she started coming closer and closer to me.At first I was cautious but later on I started liking her,when the likeness became stronger she told me that I should put my emotions in check that she can only be friends and nothing more. I was already in too deep to just be 'friends' I left her though, infact I avoided her totally.She again came and said I shouldn't avoid her like that I tried once more again to see if I could make progress with her but she started insinuating again and saying hurtful things,when I try to complain she said I'm not her boyfriend.She said her boyfriend was in final year same faculty. Sometimes she even said she slept in her BF's friends place just to hurt me,saying she likes the way I get angry.I finally left her.
I used the pain of her rejection to make the best result in the department thanks to God.
I got over her finally but barely 3 months again hope came on the line.I swear I was on my own this time minding my own business. Inshort I started developing a phobia for girls.She came with an idea of wanting to be study mates with me. I said okay, later on due to the closeness I started developing feelings for her and I told her I wanted to date her,she also said 'friends only' too like mita,I tried unsuccessfully to make her understand that in the long run friendship would be lost.She was too hardhearted, I told her that since I can't see her in the light in which she sees me I can't go on with being just frnds as it would affect me a lot.I wanted to end it at the onset when it hadn't gotten strong but she pleaded that I shouldn't go.I agreed and tried to stay because deep down I believed that she really likes me a lot but something was holding her back.Each time I ask she declined and I told her let's end it, I even agreed to get her guy who will makes ha more happier than i do but she refused, later on we kept on like that. Along the line we started doing things friends shouldn't do,I was begining to think we were cool.We even managed to pretend, I tried my best to assist in any way I wanted her to succeed so much because at that point I was soo into her and my goal was for her to be happy.NOW During diz holidays I started having feelings that since she didn't commit to anything she might feel free to leave.Then I joked with her last night.
With a text:babe na its over'she then dropped the bombshell this time saying her she wouldn't want her to date an EGGON guy but we can be friends yet again,I was already too hurt to argue so I told her to do me the favour of ending everytin before it become more complicated, she still insisted on friendship,I told her I'm not her enemy neither am I her friend anymore.She said all manner of things but at this point I was too hurt to care.To cut it all short,I believe it has ended,and if u get to read up to this point pls try to understand that all I ever wanted was to be loved at least once in my life since I've never been,but I guess love is not for everyone.I know I may sound pathetic to some people but the truth is some men really have a tender heart,I'm not afraid of loving,meanwhile i hav shima
on my mind but incase someone out there shares my pain...Well can u suggest pls i wanna be Good to everyone especially my ex[]

RomanceRe: A Letter To Single Guys by Elibornjohn(m): 12:10pm On Oct 19, 2014
A Letter To Single Men
Hey guys,how are you doing? How has life fared
with you lately?
The hustle and bustle of becoming a man ain't an easy job,I must confess! But with God n
diligence in fulfilling purpose, we'll get there.
I write this letter to you to point out some things which you ought to know before marriage or as
you continue in that relationship.
This letter is strictly for men, not boys or players.First concerning how you treat ladies.I know
quite alright that ladies are emotional only few are not.Please, don't take advantage of that and
inflict emotional pain on them.
If you know she's not going to be your wife,there’s no point promising her heaven and earth
just to get her in bed.If you think you're smart,your smartness cannot prevent the nemesis or daring consequences that would one day catch up with you.
It's better you avoid the consequences of an
action because of its few minutes pleasure than to face its agony and regrets in the near future.
What are you doing about your life and future? I know it's trendy to go clubbing and indulge in all
youthful exuberance.See,life doesn't go on a stretch forever and every time wasted cannot be
recovered.If at age 30 or close to it, you haven't define your
life or you're still depending on friends, family or relatives,you need to work on yourself.
Where do you put God in your life? Consider God in the time of your youth before it's too late.
Many of you who turned back on God will someday run back to Him for help.If you cannot
dance to the devil's music, it's better you start
learning God's steps.
Hear this guys,love isn't sex! Don't tell a lady to prove her love to you because you want to have a
'taste' of her. I know everyone is going haywire with premarital sex but you can choose to abstain.
Apart from it being sin against God, it will make you vulnerable to STDs and some problems
'rubber' cannot prevent.
It doesn't matter if she calls you names if you choose to abstain, or you become an object of
mockery amongst your friends, run for your dear life.
Think about your future and life hereafter. Don't
give your strength to strange women, preserve it for your wife.
Have you discovered your purpose in life?That very reason why God has created you? Jumping from one lady to another without
discovering your purpose on earth will make you miserable and waste away in life.
Know your purpose in life and be on track to attain it's fulfillment before you think of going
into a relationship. It's not difficult, it would
only prevent you from distraction.
Watch the company of friends you keep.Are they contributing positively to your life or they are
emptying you of virtues and opportunities? It's not a must you hang out with friends if you
do not benefit from them. You can stand alone with God and make lasting impact than to keep
dozens of friends with no footprints in the sand of time.
Man up guys! Build your financial, spiritual,
mental and emotional life. Only a crazy man beats a woman even if she pushed you to the
wall.There is a button of patience to press to control your anger.
Work on your mental development.Read good
books to acquire knowledge and skill. Get intimate with God so that your wife wouldn't become a victim of false prophets or you become a spiritual babe in handling matters of life at the
homefront.
My guy, you're going to be a father someday.
Don't do the things you wouldn't be proud of your son to emulate or would want anyone to do
to your daughter.
If you wouldn't want to leave a bad legacy for your unborn children, don't tread the path now.I'd have love to tell you more but I believe you
know the importance of life and time and I'm constrained due to space.Don't waste away chasing every Tom,Dick and
Harry for sex.Conserve your energies and channel it into a more productive cause in life.
I hope the few wise ones would treasure this letter, share it or send it to a friend.
Thank you for your anticipated response as you
make amends urs:Eliborn

Jokes EtcRe: Fun Facts About You! (must Read) by Elibornjohn(m): 12:27pm On Sep 24, 2014
Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.
2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realize there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.
5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'You'

I know at least 13 things about you now:
1. You are holding your phone or carrying your laptop
2. You are on Echioma.com Fun Facts Section
3. You are reading this message.
4. You are a beautiful creature.
5. You are a wonderful person.
7. I mean you!
8. You are laughing at yourself
9. You either have smiles on your face or you're thinking 'what is wrong with Nelly this time around?"
10. You skipped No.6
11. You just checked to see if there is a No.6
12. You are laughing at this because I caught you..
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Jokes EtcRe: If A Girl Tells You This??? by Elibornjohn(m): 12:00pm On Sep 24, 2014
Wat ll u do if ur gf tel u this"Hey Babe,I am sori baby, i didn't mak it 2day becus my iphone had a prbs n my ipad ba3 is low,my sis is wit my samsung galaxy n I left my BB Q10 at sch.Am jst at hom so bored sinc my parents went 2d U.S,i wuld hav skyped wit u bt I misplac my Apple laptop power pack so i have to hit S.A 2moro 2get a new1.I also wntd 2go 2d mall 2ngt bt my Aunt wnt out wit d range Rover key n my elder bros wnt wit d Hummer.Baby am so stuck here sinc i hate drivin d Benz,I tried callin ddriver 2brin d Pajero jeep bt I hav no credit.Can u pls send me air tim so i can call him?Wetin una suggest make I tell this gal huh?
RomanceRe: A Letter From A Guy To His Future Wifey by Elibornjohn(m): 5:42pm On Sep 15, 2014
Hello dear it’sfunny dat I don’t evn know ur name yet
bt dat is of little important bcuz I will alwys cal u“My Angel .
Hw is lif treatin u? I hop u r livin
a just life,4a clear conscience keeps d mind hapi & a hapi mind keeps 1focus.
My angel it might hav
happen that we hav met without really meetin,we mayb jst frnd or we may hav
pas each oda on d road wedut even aglance or possibly,we hav neva met;whateva dcase may be, we r goin 2met sumday.
My angel I’m lookin forward 2d day we shall b pronounce husband n wife d day
that man will say:
u may now kis d bride d day my
parent wil embrac urs d day that ur siblings wil accept mine,d day we shal b known as a family,a big family I promis I'll neva ask u2 drop ur surname bt u
are definitely adding mine 2urs & I won’t choz a plac 4our honeymoon d
pleasur will b urs I’m also lookin forward 2d
nigt whn we shal conjugate our marriag,whn I shal plant dseed of my 1st twin inside u God willin.
My angel I'll neva treat u wrng though we may n we wil hav our ups n downs bt dat wil oli
mk our luv grow stronga.
My angel, I don’t car anytin
circumstance cn mak us do tins against our wsh i promix 2luv n cherish u jst
dway u r.
On my pat of d world I’m buildin a
formidable me,a me dat will b able2provid 4u n d kids,a man dat
ll respect u,a me dat ll luv u bt
abov all diz,a me dat ll b ur bst
frnd nw,alwys & 4eva.
B carefu wit men,don’t fall prey 2
their swt words whch cari little meanings;listen,believe bt neva lost ur focus in lif
I respect & luv u so we can
build a hapi hom.
I ll b a fun husband
every new day ll alwys b beta than d previous day,dat I promis u.we may nt b d richest couple bt we shal b among d happiest couples on earth.On this note my
angel, I wnt u2 knw dat I am lokin
4ward 2d day I cn boldly say that I have a Queen d SYMBOL of Luv
I am also prayin 4u n I’m wishin u d very best life until we met hav fun

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